Open Thread: Game 92 - A's vs. Twins (cont)
Braden's getting into and out of trouble and a Kennedy grounder gives the A's the lead before a Cabrera single plates another run. 2-0 A's after three as Hairston just misses a homer.
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a lead is good.
good for Pepe.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
Nice job by AK & Orca
lets keep it rolling
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
helloooooooo
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Newman
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Winning!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
Women get wooly
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Please....
No seventies porn….
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
You must not hang out at the Mishawaka Amphitheatre in Ft. Collins, CO
They come with armpit hair too.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
For the love of all that's sacred....
I can’t be sure if I would rather see that or have incidental sack contact.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It's
a toss off toss up
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
But contemporary porn goes too far the other direction.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
old porn's fun.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, there's a lot of really crappy porn out there.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Seriously.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I believe you just perfectly described anything dealing with "scat"
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
"scat" =
“just because it’s taboo doesn’t mean you want to see it.”
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
we may have been separated at birth.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a turning point in my life
It was the early days of Internet porn. Pictures were small and low-resolution, video was out of the question for a low-speed modem, and I was discovering Internet usegroups.
Going through the long list of alt.binaries.pictures.erotica… groups I went exploring. “Scat? Hmm, I wonder what that is.”
“… Oh my God, no! No no NOOOOO! Make it stop!!!”
Growing up I always assumed that dirtier was better. That day I learned it is not so.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
there's a limit.
and you’ve reached mine.
Other than that…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry. I'll stop now.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
nononon
not like that!
I was agreeing with you, my brother.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Some kinks....
I cannot for the life of me fathom.
What could possibly entice someone into that particular fetish?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Mountains of blow.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
LOL...
Surely not the voice of experience I hope!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
No, I've never done blow
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Really??
Because it’s a hell of lot cheaper now than it was back in the day.
Gotta love free markets and competition from meth.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
how much is cocaine these days?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
How much do you want?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
There's this thing about working for a .gov
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It takes all types.
I don’t begrudge anyone their kinks, so long as it’s consensual and no one gets hurt.
But yeah, that one’s definitely not for me.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
me neither.
all Nico jokes aside, bestiality too.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
But he's so CUTE!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
....
{I might have sex with him}
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Richard Gere?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
In one of the trade threads, I read
that relief pitchers are fun gerbils.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
There are some things you can never unsee.
by LoneStranger on Jul 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw something nahsty in the woodshed!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Oh hells no.
Brazil is really onto something in that regard.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Going to have to check that one out.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It's possibly the best movie that nobody has seen
The pot dealer with the crazy looking bushman is awesome.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I say we ban those black jerseys
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
That's be funny.....the whole team changing unis when the time is right.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Huh? Are they wearing black AGAIN?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
No the stats for WHEN they wear them are horrible!! 1 for 4
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I know, right?
All it takes is an improbable win.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
(pokes head in)
So, I see Braden has been > than Gio through the first 3.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Let's file this one under:
not hard to do
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I think even Crosby pitching could manage to get 3 outs...
….before ELEVEN RUNS scored!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
To be fair, Lexi could’ve been better than Gio.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ack! I'm a jinx!
(ducks back out)
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess we needed those 2 runs
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
Though not as much better as I'd like
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad timing
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Open threads when A's bat.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I usually open them every three innings if the comments are reasonable
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
The problem is....you get blamed when they score in a fresh thread. :-)
On the flip side, if it’s during the A’s AB, you look awesome!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, Hairson is a KICKASS CF
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
infield in? 4th inning UP BY A RUN?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Or...tied.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon...they had 22 hits last night
What are the odds of more than 2 runs tonight?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
slim-to-none, methinks.
but i was completely and totally wrong about last night’s game, so don’t listen to anything i have to say.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
That throw just sorta died
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
I realized what I wrote right after I hit "post"
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Damn you.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I was busy with the retard up there. I'm off my game tonight.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It was a good one too.
I shoulda left it for you.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
That's OK. I'm sure there will be another opportunity sooner or later.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Naaah, too obvious.
TWSS is only good when you don’t realize it right away.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
He was as out as Cuddyer was last night!
Why don’t we get that call?!?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Not a good throw
He did not set up for the throw
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Sweeney would have hosed him.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
Dallas did not fool anyone that inning
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
Rated-R, we may need your rally girl on girl pics
by OakA'sHoney on Jul 21, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
That's the Gilmore Girls!
They’re WHOLESOME! (sob)
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
P.S. I want to be Lauren Graham when I grow up
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to be in Lauren Graham when I grow up.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
tigger
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
We have ruined another child
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I blame AN
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
well-placed.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Interesting wording after the child's post
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
you wanna be in BBG when you grow up?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't give him any ideas LB
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I'm not sure I see the resemblance.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
How could something that sounds so sweet be so dirty
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
I've heard those words before....
Oh yeah….all my former girl friends.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Okay, either you're too innocent to say that
or you’re NOT too innocent to come to AN Day. Someone donated a ticket to you if you would like to come!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I’d love to come, but there’s no way that I could make it out there.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
You're striking out with BBG?
Tell your folks that you need to go to the library
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
...there's an all-night party at the church!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to go to Pizza Parties when I was younger
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
those kids were the most twisted, horniest, drug-addled...
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Jesus Camp. Scariest movie I've ever seen.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Recommended.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
(innocent look)
Sorry about the missing comments :-D
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
touches finger to nose and points at BBG
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
okay...yeah...it might have been me
Like MAGIC! :-D
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
So what do we think, is popcorn for dinner sufficient?
I burned all my energy on shopping today.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Did you get me somethin?
DID YA? HUH? WHAT DID YA GET ME?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Yeah, I would say so. My mom wouldn’t allow it, though.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
She doesn't know everything
look at your post above
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
True, but she thinks she does.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Taco Bell
Two chicken tacos for $1.86 including tax.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Well I spent $6 on Scooters coffee
and another $10 for carne asada tacos for lunch. Time to tighten up.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
jack in the box.
99 tacos for 2 cents.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Don't have
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I would love to have one of those
but that franchise is no longer here :-(
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh sure
not only is it easy to cook – but it’s filling as well
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
c-x-z keeps malfunctioning for me.
wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I am having the same problem
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
It's not working for me, either.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
r is supposed to make the A's score lots of runs,
but it’s only working occasionally.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Is it doing the thing where it jumps to the top of the post?
I was having that yesterday. (Fine today though.)
I blame the ads. Probably a stupid ad with some messed up code.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Seriously.
Anyone who is having the problem, make note of what ads are up. Maybe we can recognize a correlation.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
working now for me.
i’m running ad block, so dunno if ads could be the problem.
just refreshed a couple of times. actually, i think i had to reload the homepage, then come back to the game thread.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Reloading always fixes it for me.
But then it marks everything read.
Lots of problems would be better if comments weren’t automatically marked read when you leave a page. Surely I’m not the only one who starts reading a monster thread without time to finish, and then wants to close it up and finish it later.
Not to mention crashes, accidentally opening another window, etc.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Center field....
I have not been impressed by Hairston in CF since he joined the A’s. He took a poor position on that ball off the wall, and he made two poor throws last inning. Seems like a regular problem. At what point do we admit the guy’s a right fielder and put Sweeney/Davis back in center?
What position was he playing on the other team?
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I agree hairston is not that great defensively and either sweeney or rajai would have throw young out at hom
by Belinelli's the savior on Jul 21, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
He's had quite a few sketchy plays in CF
I was hoping it was adjustment to a new ballpark.
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
His arm is why he is in CF
Teams usually want a stronger arm in RF. I think Hairston’s position will eventually be LF when Holliday is gone, but for now the A’s will stow him in center.
Rated R...
…someone did donate a ticket to AN day for you. Are you SURE you can’t come? Do you have an aunt, uncle, older sibling, cousin, Nico, someone to come to the game with?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Just saw your reply above
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Jlaff IS going...hmmmm....he's responsible
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
My parents wouldn’t let me go regardless. I have very, very overprotective parents. I’m not allowed to leave the house at dark.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
that's uh....
that’s more than protective, young man. That’s neuroses-inducing.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Good grief LB....
Therapists have to make a living too you know.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
sigh.
i know.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
You live in Cali?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Yes, I live in Modesto.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
What are they gonna do when it's time for you to go away for school??
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, the game's at 6, and the tailgates before that, so you'd have to leave way before it gets dark.
Problem solved!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Wow
And I think MY parents are too overbearing…
They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all the time!
Are you from an Asian family?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
My dad is from India. My mom was born in England, though, but she’s still Indian since her parents are.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
So you like Harold & Kumar?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m not a big movie guy and I haven’t seen those movies.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
You have not missed anything
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Yeah, I figured.
It’s a cultural thing.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I’m just glad I don’t have an arranged marriage.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
yet
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Honestly, I wonder.
I bet you have better odds that way.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm pretty sure it's Tuesday.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
sometimes I really like you.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Tuesday!

Hubba hubba!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Who’s that?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Who cares.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It's one of those chicks from the Golden Girls.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
As long as it's not one of the dead ones....
that fetish is a felony.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Even if the body is still warm?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Especially then.
Because they’re gonna think you had something to do with them being dead in the first place.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
The only woman named "Tuesday" that I've ever heard of.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Ruby?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Who could hang a name on you?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Still I'm gonna miss you.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Never heard of 'em.
Are they as delectable as Miss Weld?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Haha...it's August 22.
There will be a post tomorrow AM with some more details.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
MUST. RESIST.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
TWSS!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Yeah, it WAS good.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Yep :-)
We need to coordinate a tailgate!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
My interest has been peaked.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Seconded!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
piqued.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I'm pretty sure he was saying it had reached it's maximum level of interest.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
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A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
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A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 21, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
My interest is peeking.
Peeking is my interest.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That might be a felony, too....
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base. ~Dave Barry
by BERRYJO on Jul 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmmm....
Isn’t there a young lady that frequents this site with whom Rated R is very conversant?
Rated R is kinda slow……
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Hey, I’m not slow.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Okey dokey
Buddy!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I had a 3.8 GPA in the first semester and a 4.0 GPA in the second semester.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Just teasing you!
I know you’re not an idiot.
Well, anymore of an idiot than any other 17 year old. :;)
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Hell of a lot faster than I was at 17.
But I can’t complain. Slow has served me well.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
that was pretty good!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
This place can make you go crazy.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I *think* it might be a little too late for that...
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
That's hawt.
Would it be out of the question to requets pigtails and the plaid skirt?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I searched that when I saw her comment.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think you're old enough to do that yet.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Anyone have that short video of the stoner
entering the room with a zombie? I thought it looked like an after-school special.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Bob Geren wants to be just like the cool kids.
But he doesn’t realize that Dallas is displaying Pepe, and not just sniffing his finger.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Wait, you don't like tattoos?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I do.
Just not Sweeney’s particularly, nor do I find him very hot to begin with, so the tats don’t make him hotter.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Where's the "like" button on this darn thing???
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jul 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
And getting caught doesn't help the hotness factor, either.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Does that mean you'll need some last minute tattoo removal...
…before AN Day, mikev?
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually no, I've got several new tattoos planned.
I’m going to get a modified version of Drama Masks on my calves — smile now on 1 side, cry later on the other.
Only the masks will have more realistic looking faces on them, kinda animated style, and the smile now side will have its’ mouth sewn shut while the cry later side is screaming.
Yes, I’m normal. STFU.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Want some Unicorn Power
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That was U-G-L-Y
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Last I checked....
…that’s not how you steal a base.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
But he almost stole first -- soooooo close!!!
-Cindi
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Some has actually stolen 1st from 2nd before looooooooong time ago.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
There's a great CGV joke there.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
FAIL, Sweeney.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jul 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
So I tried z-x-c....
….and now the thread seems to jump all over the place when new comments are posted.
Do not want.
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions
Um, okay....
don’t need to be placated over that one.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
are you sure what you tried wasn't xtc?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Content vs. form
There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh man...that's not good
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Also "preview" function isn't working properly.
All you obsessive previewers okay?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Good play Dale
With G out there, it’s an RBI single.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Wish we had someone from the Twins scouting
that could draft us some hitters…
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
Nice! Way to get out!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Good job by Pepe to get out of it
PREPAREDNESS_Because those goddamn zombies aren’t going to kill themselves
Indeed
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice job by Dallas
Get him some runs, people.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Nice recovery from leadoff double
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
That’s what she said.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think she did
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 21, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That hurt.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
How many of Braden's starts this year
has he given up exactly 2 ER through 6 IP (even if he went on to pitch more)? Seems like a lot of times.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I'm in a good mood while watching a game
for a change. Someone tell those asshats wearing white not to fuck it up.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
That’s what she said.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
She didn’t say that in my fantasy last night.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Join us in the new thread!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re funny.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 21, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Phase 10 is fun
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