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The Thread Continues: A's Within a Touchdown

Daric Barton's two-run homer closes the gap to 12-5, headed to the fourth.

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The Hollow OBP

Jul 2011 from Beyond the Box Score - 18 comments

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Nice Knock by Barton

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 20, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Groovy!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Barton apparently wants off the Buck express.

At least he’s going about it the right way.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jul 20, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone know where I can get Hardwood Floors For Less?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

..........

…….

(thinking)

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shedshop.com?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 20, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching for 15 more minutes.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

I have about 5 minutes left

Softball night.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 20, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would explain the score!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a guy on my team who hit 4 triples last week

Want me to send him down to the Coliseum?

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jul 20, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll miss the good part.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll take my chances.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

When's Morneau up again

Someone should let everyone in the outfield seats know to watch out.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Do you have her cellphone number?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha

the more awful the game, the more amusing the game threads

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jul 20, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Roots on the River!!!!!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Later guys

I’m going to catch up on the last episode of True Blood.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 20, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

My roommate is a Dodger fan

And paraphrasing E.B. Farnum, I begrudge that man his capacity for happiness. I do.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

At least all your roommates aren't Red Sox fans

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

If that is you I feel for you

I really do. Massholes are the worst!!!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 20, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

For serious

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you more now, you know.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been playing endless hours of NCAA Football 10...

… and re-watching the whole Deadwood series for, like, the 47th time. Sweet, sweet Lila.

Also, fun fact— Tess the whore is Powers Boothe’s real-life daughter.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DID NOT KNOW THAT!

NCAA 10 worthy?

And how and why have you stolen my life?! Give it back, Joey.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Worthy

So worthy. I was shocked. I thought it would more or less be a roster update, but it ain’t. The gameplay hasn’t changed a whole lot— just a few tweaks and modifiers (like telling your O line to hold their blocks longer, which opens up wider lanes but increases the possibility of holding calls)— but the graphics and animation have drastically improved. Also, I really like the changes made to the recruiting system.

This is JC, reporting live.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I LOVE the recruiting stuff.

…about the only way ND will be a winner any time soon….sigh…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well...

I’m coaching the University of Idaho. Still, savvy play-calling and a controversial decision to bench starter Nate Enderle in favor of speedster Quinn Ashley resulted in a bowl game win over Texas Christian.

Your 2009 U of I Vandals.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He reports similar conditions to the Coliseum: No atmosphere

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 20, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's no Saag's on the moon.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

And no HDTV

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

so Neil, how do the attendance figures compare??

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear that Holliday's OPS....

….is 200 points better in the lunar atmosphere.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

ahh, so Holliday's Coors Park numbers can be explained by astrophysics

It makes sense, now.

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

In Space...

… No One Can Hear You Suck!

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please welcome your 2009 Oakland Athletics Astronauts!

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

any medical students here tonight?

I was just diagnosed with the stuff that causes stomach ulcers, and I thought it was this season…..evidently not.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

although it seems to have worked okay for Trainman....

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

i seem to recall that and or something where I mused about

the issue of gaining medical advice from a baseball blog.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

IIRC, I gave you a QOTM on that.

That was the funniest thing I’ve read in a long, long time.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you have the bad shoulder?

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, Trainman.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tip to radio listeners.

Don’t learn history from Vince Cotroneo.

(1) Christopher Columbus never saw Colombia.
(2) Cabrera is from CartaGeNa, not CartaNeGa.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

vince wrong-all-eo.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what would make an interesting book

Michael Lewis following this team for a year. I’d love to know the day to day Beane reactions.

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by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

"Crummy Ball"

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo, rally!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Woot! Trade Value!!!!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

When in Doubt, Space Out

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

.

You better not shout
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
The Oakland A’s are coming, to town
Your team is in a losing streak?
Your hitters cannot hit?
Your pitchers throwing up meatballs?
Well that just don’t mean shit
Because
You better not shout
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
The Oakland A’s are coming, to town

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Crap

I was busy writing this while trade value (!) was busy happening.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Xmas in July

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Cat-Women of the Moon!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmmmmm......

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, yeah.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

How 'bout if he gets more RBIs in the game than Justin Morneau,

and we win the game?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think the tide would start to turn.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what I thought we were trading for

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 20, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

YES

Oh, God, I’m so happy to see this. If only I could hear the sound of Hypnotoad.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

HEY!

Swisher-lover!

There’s this little box you can check that opens it in a new window so I don’t get sucked away from the game thread.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's forgivable.

the hypnotoad makes us all do strange things.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

The

sound of the hypnotoad is…well, hypnotizing…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh lord

The A’s are going to get within a run or 2 before it’s over
aren’t they

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jul 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is fun.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

It's gettin' there.

If Cabrera’s line drive just hadn’t been at Morneau, this could have been a legitimately big inning.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Its the black jersey

making him feel like a Rockie again!!

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jul 20, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Rockies are in 2nd Place!

Just a hunch, but Matt Holiday would look good in a Rockies uniform.

by Coach Cleats on Jul 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

so does the fact that my aunt's birthday was Saturday excite you?

If I told you I inherited the uneaten half of her ice cream cake and it was sitting in my freezer, would it change your mind?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, now that's excited.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

before or after cake?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

duh, during.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

k.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

SHOCKING.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

i read the inherited.... part

and thought…your big chance to break free and get that condo in the hills overlooking the bay.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh jesus.

don’t tease.

I used to think Ft. Bragg, but I think it would be just what you’re saying. And season tickets, of course.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, whatever. It's your mansion.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd want a candy bar.

but no Lexus.

Regardless of the money.

He say Cadillac, but he mean Lexus.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

yum.

nom nom nom.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chocolate for me.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG

I tried these yesterday at this wine tasting thing.

http://www.trufflegateau.com/

They are A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, these were to-die-for.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

El mortecito.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn!

so what would YOU do for a klondike bar?

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

you mean "who"

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holliday Rulz!!!

He’s 2 for 3 with TWO doubles AND a 2-Run HR! He looks happy tonight. Great trade, finally paying off!

Get Them B4 They Get You!

by FurVault on Jul 20, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Does not compute

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

don't tell him

that holliday hit three times.

by Orodawg on Jul 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't the A's score 5 runs the last inning they faced the Twins?

That would make 12 runs the last 5 innings.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 20, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

24 hits and 24 outs...

…good thing the Coli is a pitcher’s park, or we might REALLY see some offense…

by kitoko on Jul 20, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Im 1 for 2

I forgot about one Newcastle I opened and it got hot on me

by asfaninpismobeach on Jul 20, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Usually

But I got that huge promotion from fries to Cashier. Im going all out this week

by asfaninpismobeach on Jul 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright

This dude needs to get on for Morneau to have a chance at the two-run shot.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Sounds like a scoring frenzy

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 20, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

this rocks, btw.

I’m enjoying it.

I’m not sure what it is. But I’m enjoying it.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm late to the party, but...

The Island of Dr. Morneau has 7 RBI’s already???

by Coach Cleats on Jul 20, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

he had 7 in the 3rd inning!

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

BY the 3rd inning, I should say

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

In a race with Holliday.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes...

He hit a 3-run blast AND a grand salami. That gives him a league-leading 78 for the season. Not too shabby.

Get Them B4 They Get You!

by FurVault on Jul 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aww

Double. Gonna be extra hard for him to get the home run cycle now.

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

only a double that time...

…gasoline Casilla kept him in the park. Santiago rocks! (lol)

by kitoko on Jul 20, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally streamed into the space drip

feeding it to the Bose speakers now with game on mute. I can dig it.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Time?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 20, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh No! It's ALMOST Springer Time!

I miss throw me a bone Rincon!

Get Them B4 They Get You!

by FurVault on Jul 20, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Free Willy!!!!

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

damn...

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no more grand slams please

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Neau Mor grand slams please.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

More?No!

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pass the Kubel.

Oh, we did.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 20, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just what you want...

Russ Springer coming in with the bases loaded.

Please be a good dog!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

you can't take him to the fire hydrant with the bases loaded

he’s gotta hold it.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got my swim trunks!

And my flippy-floppies!
I’m flipping burger.
You straight at Kinko’s, flipping copies!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

My sister is literally on a boat.

A cruise to Mexico as we speak. She posted I’M ON A BOAT as her Twitter update as it left port.

by LoneStranger on Jul 20, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If she were a lolcat that would be

I IZ ON A BOAT

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I IZ ON YR BOAT KILLIN UR DOODZ!!!

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

cn i hz bwt trp

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think a cat could take out T-Pain.

Bro looks solid.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gonna need a bigger boat

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

That is hilarious.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

In spite of mismisspelling "haz"

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

...I thought the same thing!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because the A's really need to give up more runs right now.

Grrr…

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 20, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

We're now one step closer to Bobby Crosby on the mound.

Bwa ha ha, the evil plan is working.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

if this happens, drinks are on me

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't joke, we'll actually take you up on that offer.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean, like ... ON you?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

GM...

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yes

YES

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you’d better hope it happens

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

no Bon Scott.

no Bon Scott equals no good.

Even though Brian Johnson lives right here and by all accounts is a nice man.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Double play set up.

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by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll have mine with ham, please!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rivercat update

they are winning 3 to 1 in the 6th…had to share good news while we are suffering

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's getting called up 2 pitch

From Sac when Gio is thrown back?

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by geogrman on Jul 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions  

Remember when...

We were all excited that the A’s got Springer way back when? I’d say his approval rating has gone down considerably.

Get Them B4 They Get You!

by FurVault on Jul 20, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

now entering for your Oakland Athletics...for your viewing pleasure...

…yet another in a seemingly endless procession of walking, talking pieces of shit…

by kitoko on Jul 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

(gets poop picker up bags ready)

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by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I might love you.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey now

No killing our Raider reminiscing. Not tonight.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

a favorite of bill king too

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yes!

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

...
Don’t forget “Old Man” Willie DavisBrown!

FTFY

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by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn!

Y’know, when I was typing that out, I knew it ws wrong!

by Coach Cleats on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

No idea what I was thinking of.

Take my eye patch, please.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am completely ashamed.

My dad would slap me.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I turned in my Raider fan card several years back

and adopted 49ers full time with no raider background noise and Seahawks part time.

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by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And you still remembered Neamiah.

Yeah, I feel better.

I imagine that adoption took place after the exodus to LA?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

These game threads have had amazing steam

Must be emanating from the steaming pile of crap this game has become.

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by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't Give Up Yet...

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

this one's a little cheesey/80s...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

plus the narrator's making me have flashbacks of Biohazard

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can all use a little cheese

Here and there.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 20, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A little cheese,

but this is straight Dance Fever/Solid Gold.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either just homered.

Anybody watching the free baseball preview?

by Coach Cleats on Jul 20, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

huffing stories usually end very badly.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

they film anything these days, you know.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Intervention

It’s supposed to be helping people struggling with addiction by showing them that they can get help, but really it’s just an excuse to film people cry and desperately beg their shell of a parent/sibling/spouse to clean up.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Alaska, it's a microcosm of America!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's what it says it is.

we did one of these on my dad once, in the late 70s. There wasn’t a film crew there, though.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, no, I get it

I’m just saying that the network likes to pretend they’re doing this magnanimous thing when really it’s just exploiting people.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, definitely.

it didn’t end well for pops, either.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, well, whatchagoando?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay

Hey, how about a show called Constipation? lots of personal struggling, drama, tension etc. etc.

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by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Geren arguing?

Needs 2 b tossed!

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by geogrman on Jul 20, 2009 9:09 PM PDT via mobile reply actions  

Tie goes to the better team.

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by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

it's a video game call out song!

PITFALL baby!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Pitfall Harry rocks. I remember how awesome it felt to beat Pitfall II on the Atari 2600.

I also remember the day my parents bought me the game. Before we went home we ate lunch at some restaurant. All I did was read the manual. I couldn’t wait to get home.

by LoneStranger on Jul 20, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

Pitfall was the mad note ,yo!

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by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one was before my time

I get the feeling the way you feel about Pitfall is the way I feel about Tecmo Super Bowl.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that afterward they're airing a special

that shows how it was done.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

RUN!

He’s got a knife!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the spacesuit doesn't fit...

…you must acquit.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

QOTM

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by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Barton is determined to either homer or hit it to the warning track in every at bat

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

If it works for him, it works for me.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?

He’s such a pretty boy. Hard for me to imagine him looking bad-ass in anything.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’m just kidding, i need something to look at though…

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I need something to look at.

So, about those pictures you took in college?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

rated-r, we thought you left us

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I went to go eat.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

He tried, by getting all those lame tribal tattoos.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

very lame

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i haven’t seen them, is his shirt off?

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo! Unicorn power!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

I was looking for more Amazon women, but they were all NSFW.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the A's scored this many runs last night they would have won!

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 20, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

When was the last time our offense was this good?

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by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

You can never have too much good stuff.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah well

Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.

by walk off bunt on Jul 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Remarkably, the A's have twice left 2nd/3rd with two out

so with just a couple well-timed singles it could be 13-11.

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by Nico on Jul 20, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

so if everything broke just right for us offensively,

we’d only be two runs down.

We’re not very good.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may be crazy

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

it just might be a lunatic you're looking for.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually Lynn did...

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

She won on my browser as well.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

She spelled you're wrong

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading comprehension FAIL

sirbed with the spelling FAIL

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

no ice cream cake for you.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can have my piece

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

ICE CREAM CAKE FOR ALL!!!!!!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like chocolate better.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You'll never go back.

Oh wait, you’re talking about ice cream?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We’re talking about cake, silly goose.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

(sniff)

(kicks rocks)

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay.

but just this once…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

here,

have some ice cream cake. you’ll feel better.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

...I think you like it more.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, sirbed did.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

the correct lyric is "might", not "may", right?

If so, LB wins.

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

my bad...

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by Kallus on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it's "may"

Or at least that’s how it is in the printed score.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

In triplicate, no less

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by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you (or anyone else for that matter)

the second Robot Chicken Star Wars?

With the bring your daughter to work day?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh my.

I hurt myself laughing.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost made it four, but didn't type fast enough.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would've been a great spot for a hit...

…then we’d only be maybe 93% losers on GameCast…

by kitoko on Jul 20, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Whatever happens tonight....

….this team is 100% Losers.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson and Suzuki and their 20 consecutive outs last night...

…are not losers. The rest of them suck eggs, but those two guys are keepers.

by kitoko on Jul 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Indeed

And I’d provisionally include Kennedy and Bailey in the “not losers” category, too.

Eveland and Gio cancel some of these guys out, though.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was more being cheeky

I rather like just about everyone on the roster, with only a few exceptions.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the roster in Midland...

…a lot more than this garbage we are being subjected to at the big league level (in terms of position players, anyway).

by kitoko on Jul 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I spend my nights,

just moo-oooo-oon-ing all over you.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

That’s what she said.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That one's in the movie, right?

I know all the songs from the musical, but forget which ones were used in the movie.

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by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which movie?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Grease.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know. It may be in the “Hopelessly Devoted to You” song, but I don’t know.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, definitely not in Hopelessly Devoted

that one isn’t from the original. If you were older, ’50s music and ’70s music would not sound the same to you.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I fail.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one with Elvis Pelvis let me be...

Not that I’ve ever seen it or anything.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, "Mooning" is a separate song all by itself.

Duet for Roger and Jan.

The Elvis line was a change for the movie, by the way. The original line is about Sal Mineo, but Mineo had just died before the movie was released so they were afraid that would be poor taste.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, you officially are starting to scare me now.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

In 1986, my girlfriend was

music director at Benicia High School. They did a production of Grease. I helped out a little, with the auditions and some of the early coaching.

It was a little weird, since I was closer in age to the kids than to her.

Anyway, I learned the whole score then.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm,

okay, that’s plausible. You don’t have like a basement full-on four-wall collage of ONJ pictures, then, right?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, of course not.

I don’t like the movie version, remember?

They had to make up that silly story about her being an exchange student to explain the accent.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that Fosse footage was badass

I kind of really like Ray Fosse and now I kinda don’t like Pete Rose anymore.

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I kinda never liked Pete Rose

…in part because of his Charlie Hustling all over Fosse.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I would not really care at all

Except it was the freaking All-Star Game. I mean, who does that at the All-Star Game, really?

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

In a real game, that’s just hard play.

In the All Star Game, it’s a symptom of an underlying problem.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the way you phrased that

I might steal it for casual conversation and then use it without admitting I stole it, and they’ll be all like, “check out this slick-talking moth****cker right here.”

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

but still, banned from baseball still? i don’t agree with that. I hate the guy, but…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in Space

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 20, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm kind all over the place here.

This started out sounding like the credit music for Barney Miller.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha - the A's have worn the Twins out!

No we’ve got them right where we want them.

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by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

PULL THE STRINGS!!!!!!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that Bella?

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. In Glen or Glenda....

…where he says “Pull the String!”

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's supposed to be...

it’s someone playing Bella…right?

No, wait, maybe it is Bella…

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

No that is Bela

Bela is Bela throughout GLEN OR GLENDA.

In PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE, Bela is mostly a double who looks nothing like him.

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm talking about Ed Wood...so, yeah, I know.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

years ago, I sought counseling.... nothing drastic

just wanted some insight on how to improve my life, enhance it, augment with more personal involvement in life outside of work……then AN came along in late 03.

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by ak_A on Jul 20, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

You do know that we charge by the thread?

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

morneau kinda hot, can’t catch

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

The teA'se is early this evening

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by doctorK on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Sigh.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

As Pam says,

Embrace the tease.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds original.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did that once.

It didn’t work out.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

L.O.L.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I DO say that.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, you're still here!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

For a few moments, at least.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL @ KK

“The A’s have 15 hits, it’s the 6th inning and they are down by 6 runs

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 20, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Are the Vikings in town?

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 20, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday just had to make 2 outs there

I could accept one out but 2. No

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 20, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Got to be one of the strangest threads.

I don’t even understand half the stuff you guys are talking about.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I am frequently lost.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, thanks. That makes me feel better.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whenever I don't understand,

I assume it must be a movie.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

whenever YOU don't understand, it is a movie.

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's funny cuz it's true.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hello again ANers

Just tuned in to MLBN to see more punishment

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by cuppingmaster on Jul 20, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

why do you ALWAYS show up now?

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could take him.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 20, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

who knew sweeney was so tattooed

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

QOTM!!!!!

A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you know you can comment on Athletics Nation

from your phone or PDA? SB Nation has launched mobile commenting. Check it out next time you’re in prison or a rehab center and have something to say.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aw, man

Is this photoshopped? Sween-piece doesn’t really have a sleeve tat, does he?

by Joey C. on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even with the bad-ass tattoo,

Swooney does not look bad-ass.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jul 20, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

i can’t stop laughing

by OakA'sHoney on Jul 20, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Even in his best game of the season, Holliday manages

to get me to hate him. Sigh.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Care for MORE THREAD?

Surprisingly I have some left.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Sad part is that if Holliday went deep there, he'd have 12 TB, 4 R, and 5 RBI...

…leaving us trailing by “only” 3 runs. Thanx, Gio, ya sack o’ shit. At least Holliday is showing a pulse….no one will trade for a cadaver…

by kitoko on Jul 20, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Sack o' shit

is being very kind

Geren’s comments will be like….. “Gio made some good pitches but found too much of the plate at times and the offense did really well tonight, I thought it was a good game”

My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010

by Trainman on Jul 20, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, we're pulling for Holliday, now, are we?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jul 20, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

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