One More Thread: Holliday Homers!! No, Really!!
by 67MARQUEZ on Jul 16, 2009 9:05 PM PDT
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Alas, it's the only run for the A's, who are running out of innings in which to make a comeback.
6-1, Angels, bottom of the 8th.
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Rally Booty Thread
(Try to keep it SFW)
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
More Rally Kim!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Sadly, its rally mojo only works on Holliday.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
If that's true, someone has to post a KK pic every time that slacker comes up to bat.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
This is one of those
“I waited three days for this?” games.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jul 16, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
More Rally Kim!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
???
AN is wigging out on me. I meant to post something different, but it repeated.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
How's that different from girls talking to you on a day-to-day basis?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Let's go, A's(s)!! Let's go, A's(s)!!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
so that holliday homer
possibly the farthest hit ball ive seen here in persn.
all i could do wasw vlaugh when it hit the skybox in dead center.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jul 16, 2009 9:15 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I have "wasw vlaugh"ed, and let me tell you, it's no picnic
Unless, of course, that happens to mean “picnic” in some language.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
You can still see?
I’m really impressed.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
So now that Holliday has finally hit a home run
do you think some team will want him now? We need to trade him.
is anyone even watching the game any longer?
or are we all mesmerized by “the butt”?
I am *always* mesmerized by the butt.
It’s a way of life.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
oh no
tomorrow is dog day, i didn’t want to go to that, maybe we won’t go to the game, imagine what it’s going to sound/smell like
Or how the "bratwurst" will taste.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
as a full-on dog meh-er
i went by accident once. dog entrances are limited and it ain’t that bad. of course, this year they seem to be limiting human entrances too so the numbers might be even.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Jul 16, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Last chance for Rally Kim
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
It's the money shot.
Why would you ever stand in front of a camera differently if you were her?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
The way her dresses are cut, I think that pose is the only one possible
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Who cares?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
It's my favorite.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I like Kim's ass, and I can not lie
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. scoff She looks like,
one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, you know, who understands those rap guys? scoff
They only talk to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay?
I mean, her butt, is just so big.
I can’t believe it’s just so round, it’s like,
out there, I mean – gross. Look!
One Rally Kim is worth three Jamie Kotsays.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Current MLB.com headline-
Santana, Angels in complete control against A’s.
They forgot a comma, and the words, “who suck really really hard” after A’s, though.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Also I just want to go on the record as saying
While Kim is nice, there are plenty more out there I find preferable.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
that thing under her sweater does vaguely look like a transformer...
wonder what it’s powering.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Jul 16, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
It's powering my imagination.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Hi, I’m just getting here. I heard the disaster on the radio, though.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 16, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
I don’t really like Kim Kardashian, however.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 16, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, well, you weren't here.
There are plenty of rally pics who aren’t my favorites, but we try to keep everyone happy here.
And it’s not necessarily to declare whom you don’t like.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Like I wouldn't mind a rally Marisa Miller, is all I'm saying
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
I don't know her, but there's always tomorrow.
Assuming we don’t have the lead all game.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Heh.
lead.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jul 16, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
< checks Google images >
Enh, another assless blonde with boobs.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programming.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
WE ARE AWESOME!
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
I wouldn't be entirely surprised
If Matt hit a grand slam and then the next three went down in order.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jul 16, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
MOAR RALLY KARDASHIAN ASS, PLZ
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I would officially cease hating Matt Holliday if he were to hit a grand slam right now.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Do it, Matt! It's your big chance!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Hate still in play
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I think you have to hit Nomar for Cust when he comes up
Fuentes just eats up lefties. Which would be weird, in that if Holliday gets on, Cust is the tying run and he’s your leading HR hitter.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Agreed
Cust is a bust as the moment
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
a real pitcher coming in - end of rally shortly
I will be a monkey’s uncle if we score more than one here.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Rally Kim in profile
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I see what you did there.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 16, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw well
He gave it a little bit of a ride.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Nomar pinch-hitting
Because a Nomar GIDP is better than a Cust strickout.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
One more rally Kim for Nomar.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That's a really unfortunate fashion choice.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
You must be referring to something other than the ass.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yeah, the ass is a timeless accessory.
The dress, OTOH.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Yeah, I didn't really notice that other stuff.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm very tempted to make that my new sigline.
“The ass is a timeless accessory.”
Now there’s some fashion advice I can understand.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
The Rev's was a really good one,
but it’s been several months, and they still aren’t overachieving.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Rev's is pretty funny.
I don’t think my comment tops that.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
You should talk, Reverse Debris
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
You should talk,
uh, welgi?
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jul 16, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
You used to be Nomar Garciaparra?
Yeah, kid, I used to be.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Last try
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Heh. We're a team.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
FAIL
Losing to the slegnA makes me want to go beat up a kitten.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Alright. Good night everybody.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Remember the All-Star Break?
I miss it. :( For three glorious days, there wasn’t a strange pain my chest.
"This must be heaven," he says.
"No. It's Oakland."
You need to learn to compartmentalize.
Also, drinking helps.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
This is too depressing to even think about drinking
That’s a new level of depressed.
All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
Once the apathy starts to set in
i start looking forward to the real things in life.
All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
by Hit4TheCycle on Jul 16, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Sharks training camp
starts in about 1.5 months. Then they can get on with the job of disappointing me, too.
Not until April though
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jul 16, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions
He’s better than F.P. in my opinion.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 16, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
And Scott Hairston is better than Jeremy Giambi in my opinion.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Rather see him on TV than in the field
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
In honor of tonight's thread,
we can call him “Booty Shabbitt”.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I rarely get to see the post game on EI
so I am finally seeing Geren talking post game. I see, yes, bob, uh-huh, I see, uh huh.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Shooty, please, "they will hit some two, three run homers" hah.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Do we really have to keep talking about the game??????
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
this is what i see when they show geren in the dugout..
by HeavyHitters510 on Jul 16, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
yes..
i made it myself in the paint program..
by HeavyHitters510 on Jul 16, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions
This team sucks so bad...
I am now officially a Phillies fan, the team I used to hate with a passion.
by Keystone State on Jul 17, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions
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