New Thread: Well, This is Familiar
Come on, hang in there. It's not the 7th yet. Patience. There will be a comeback. We got 'em right where we want 'em. Rah, rah, oh shut up.
So, um, it's 6-0 them going to the last of the fourth.
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Poochini just said he should have died while he had the chance.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Sort of
Like the A’s hitters after two pitches, no balls.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
eunuch doggie.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Just ignore me, Nico
You only said “he” twice in that first sentence. It’s been quite a week.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Nope.
He called me earlier today to say that he definitely wants to go to the game on Friday.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
IS IT DOGGIE DAY AGAIN ALREADY?!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes sir.
My gf is coming over to watch the game. She LOVES dogs more than anyone I’ve ever met. At one time she had SEVEN Chinese Sharpei’s.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
Is anyone here going?!
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
New Thread Mojo
Ahhh, foopee whuck.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Depressing
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
Is it okay if we start rally pics now?
We’re gonna need em.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
roomy.
because we suck so much.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
Show some pride you bitches!!!!!!!!
Score some runs for your pitchers you weenies!
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
New to the thread....
Had to leave the TV because I couldn’t stand the sight of Braden being cuffed around anymore. Is it just me, or did he have Matthews struck out before the offensive explosion?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
And that's the reason I hate Geren
as a manager.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Kuiper
“THAT ONE’S HIT A LONG WAY!”
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
wow, the tv announcing has reached a whole new level of awful
holdin' it down for the bay from upper westside manhattan
I can't believe I paid for MLBtv this year
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Angels have 8 hits
A’s have 1 hit
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Much like this team
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jul 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
There's no "A" in
depressing.
“Depressing” is a state to which these sad sacks must aspire.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It's not really the thread.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought batting practice ended before the game
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
this is almost comical
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
menopause?
maybe a fruit shake from Jack-in-the-Box would help…
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
oh yeah....
I forgot.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It's just kind of a kick to the gut
It’s like when a college team goes 1-10 but at least gets that one win over their rival, it alleviates the pain some. If we could just play decently against the Angels, I’d be a lot less disappointed.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
OC fails again and Braden getting the sacrificial lamb treatment......great.
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
Gift hit for Naples
And OrCa sucks
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Dallas looking at CG 20 hits 15 runs
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
Hey Fosse - STFU about HiDef already
Oooh, GIDP.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
my favorite is when they asked him about which thing is best for the second half
and he paused for a minute and said “a’s in HD!”
holdin' it down for the bay from upper westside manhattan
quick, we need a diversion!
Lets try “guess the movie”
what is this quote from?
“Listen! . . . Do you smell that?”
no cheating and using the comcast guide.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
good job
“Get Her! That was the big plan?”
Ok, now you go. ;-)
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
too easy.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
At first I thought Indiana Jones
but then I realized I was just thinking of Harrison Ford. Star Wars: A New Hope
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
Who's doing
the recap tonight? Come on, you know you want to. Oh, I kid. But really, I’ll pay you.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Here, I'll write it for you right now, for free
“Team sucks.”
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jul 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Good god almightly, does this team suck.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I make one
Natalie Wood joke and it comes back to haunt me. I loved her as Maria, ok?
I'm here to talk about the past.
who's Maria?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
We all need to say it softly
to have a chance in this game.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I wasn't really paying attention.
I was distracted by trying ot get in your pants.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
borderline date-rape,
but you dressed like a whore—what’d you expect?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought we'd already run out the womenfolk.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
got that the first time.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
is it because of the A's?
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Yankees Stadium should help with that.
A real Poppy Palace would have a lot more chocolate, and a moat with otters. -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Jul 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
from the “look on the bright side dept” if we somehow grow a pair and go 48-28 in this half we will be in a pennant race.
hey….its all I got :(
Grow a pair of what, hitters?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Well played
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jul 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than Giambi.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I like Hairston
Not sure that it was a good trade but I’m glad we have him.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jul 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how everyone that knows anything about the A's is kinda ripping
Bob Geren for being a worthless whimp of a manager but still he keeps his job.
Articles suggesting he’s as worthless as tits on a bull and he gets a free pass.
My favorite team is a fucking embarrassment to all true A's fans and they make me sick to my stomach on an almost daily fucking basis. But being a true fan, I will ride this pathetic bunch of losers out and hope that they get better in 2010
my goodness (wrings hands) what's happened whilst I
was doing something else! my gracious those angels had some more runs.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
When you wring your hands, does anybody answer?
Or do you just get voice mail?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Going to come back in the 9th
When the A’s score Opponent Score -1 and GIDP to end
All Games and Comments are Subject to Blackout
The classic 4-5-3 DP
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Nine years ago I would've gladly raced G for money
Today, nothing has changed.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Hope you don't have what I have. Been sick for a month.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
i've been sick all night but i know exactly what it is
catching the broadcast by the Angel commentators and the one who sounds like WWF keeps drooling about figgy this and figgy that and figgy get figgy with figs fig fig.
me, in my mouth, ke-blurghh.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Jul 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay, the Office is on!
I know, reruns but we actually just got into the show. See you in the recap AN.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
um
I don’t follow.
Office reference?
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
One day I will be in on the joke.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
yay strickout
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
More relevant scores to ponder
Kane County 3, South Bend 0 (Jeremy Barfield 2-3, BB, RBI, yay!)
Midland 4, San Antonio 3 (Adrian Cardenas 2-4, R, yay!)
Others in progress.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
On the subject of shakespearean puns
I meant to mention this in the earlier thread, but I had stuff to do, but the phrase “Much Ado about Nothing” is a play on the word, I believe “Nutin”, or somesuch, which at the time was slang for a lady’s special area.
In other words, it’s like, “much ado about sexing”.
This is my story, and I’m sticking to it
I remember it as being the 3
in the “3, 6, 12, wet, dry, abortion” mnemonic.
I care about your fantasy team.
i have NO idea what that means
but it doesn’t sound nice
It's a nerdy joke about shakespeare comedy titles
3" is much ado, 6" is as you like it, 12" is taming of the shrew. wet is midsummer night’s dream, dry is twelfth night. and the last is love’s labours lost.
I care about your fantasy team.
and noting
aka, listening/eavesdropping, which the play is all about
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Jul 16, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I got plenty o' nuttin'
and nuttin’s plenty for me!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Had some of those after lunch today
Yummy
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
golden foil wrap, one of life's little pleasures
unwrapping each choc covered caramel treat, popping in your mouth, chewing whilst unwrapping the next one
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Wow - 1,2,3, for E-Gon
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
OK, you want to get on I-5 going North
It’s about 85 minutes in average traffic.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Well
Bartons 0-0 with 2 BBs tonight, Buck is 0-2, and Cunningham is 1-2 as the Rivercats take on the mighty Reno Aces, who are winning 5-2 in the sixth.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jul 16, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's put Nomar in at SS and keep running his old ass out there until
the calf explodes!!!!
"Where's the beef?"
GYMNASTICS!
also, this team sucks ass.
also also, i killed a bottle of cpt morgan 100proof while gtailgating.
go a’s
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jul 16, 2009 8:36 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
of course not
i m a responsible xdrunk!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jul 16, 2009 8:38 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
i didnt drinl it al myself
only like 3/4 of it
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jul 16, 2009 8:40 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
being on a phone doesnt hwlp
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jul 16, 2009 8:41 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Yay - drunk blogging
This should be entertaining until mikev hurls on his keyboard.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
not only that, drunk MOBILE blogging.
everyone’s favorite.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Did you know you can comment on Athletics Nation from your
phone or PDA? SB Nation has launched mobile commenting. Check it out next time you’re shitfaced in the parking lot and have something to say.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm not in the parking lot
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jul 16, 2009 9:11 PM PDT via mobile up reply actions
Sweeney teasing us with another sporadic power display
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
28 STRAIGHT GAMES!!
How bad could it really get?
by HeavyHitters510 on Jul 16, 2009 8:39 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
I think I finally understand
The A’s ownership, being soccer-obsessed, put together a soccer team, only this is baseball.
They must have been operating under the illusion that like in soccer you only need to score once a game to win.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Even the women's pro team from the Bay Area is in last
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jul 16, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
2 hits no runs and 3 more innings to go still........
God truly has a sense of humor my friends……
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
does it annoy anybody else that when cabrera takes a pitch, he does something to make it blatantly obvious he's not swinging?
he adjusts his gloves or yawns or looks behind him or drops his pants to pee
at least look like you might try to hit…
i have no good reason for this
holdin' it down for the bay from upper westside manhattan
I really thought Cabrera was going to walk for the first time in 3 weeks.
Hey, I wonder if Holliday will HR for the first time in 6 weeks.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
don't bet on it....especially with your salary... :)
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
so during that inning
angels’ tv focused on geren and the commentators, citing macha, said managers in oakland only seem to last 3 years.
W H A T D O T H E Y K N O W ! ! !
don't care if i ever get back.
They know we have to suffer through his incompetence for the rest of the season
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
if they can guarantee that end date, i'll sign
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Jul 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Aybar kinda looks like a tranny.......at least from this angle....
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
And you'd know because...?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Nice GIDP
You’ve just been UNICORNED.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Oh man.
Your credibility just took a huge nosedive.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Need to fix something here
if only he could do the announcingwithout his friend rayin sign language,
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I never has a regular girlfriend like you, but I did get kicked in the balls once by a mule. Now, I thought that I would be hurting for the rest of my life, but you know what happened the very next week?
my momma died.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
Dang, I don't think *anyone* has enough booty
for the sort of rally we’d need tonight.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Here's an attempt

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Now I wish I was a shoehorn
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I'd like to know how the hell she can even move in that thing
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Just less chance she can run away from me
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Mmm. There's one.
Just need six more of those.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Reggie Bush's girl.
Kim Kardashian.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I'm pretty sure it's Kim Kardashian.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Outs
are the A’s bread and butter.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
There's one
Right after my booty pic, mind you.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Damn. First HR for Holliday since JUNE 5TH!?!!?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
nico, there's 1/2
now where’s the o-cab walk?
holdin' it down for the bay from upper westside manhattan
A Matt Holliday home run?
Yawn.
Anthony Morrow threw down 47 points in the Summer League tonight – a new record! Yeah, it’s kind of like having the Spring Training record for strikeouts in a game, but it’s more interesting than whatever the A’s are doing right now.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Go Morrow! Did you see Anthony Randolph's line from the game the other day? amazing!
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
Anthony Randolph gives me hope in no way a current Oakland Athletic could
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jul 16, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
But at least you hate him with 9 HRs instead of 8.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Don't tempt 67MARQUEZ
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I love that, too.
There’s only a couple of them left. Jamie Moyer, Randy Johnson….
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
It's amusing to watch grown men hug awkwardly.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Who is this Stan Musual?
and why are they showing Stan Musial on the screen when they’re talking about him?

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