New Screen Name
by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 13, 2009 5:43 PM PDT
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PrintNow that Gallagher's been traded, I'm changing my username to something with more staying power. The new username will be "Peaches", a joke aimed at Sacramento Kings announcer Grant Napear. Even though Napear will likely end up leaving Sacramento at some point, it won't be anytime soon, and the reference will still make sense, as no current Kings fan will ever forget who Grant Napear is. Anyway, I will be posting as Peaches as soon as my 24 hour waiting period is up. Thanks guys!
Just realized Player To Be Named Later is available, so I'm going to use that instead. Perfect for the A's, too.
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But, um, Grant Napear is a colossal d-bag.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The nickname is making fun of him
Napear ordered Sactown Royalty to cease and desist making these shirts. They’re great. But I’m going to go with something else anyway.
WordUpThome: THE HEY-DAY OF RONALD REAGAN-O-NOMICS IS A FINE TIME FOR BIRTH, NUMA NUMA DANCE STAR JOBA CHAMBERLAIN WAS ALSO BORN IN 1985
by Gallagher's Watermelons on Jul 13, 2009 5:49 PM PDT up reply actions
He eats regularly in a restaurant in which I used to work...
and he’s a horrible tipper and one time he forgot to flush the toilet in the single-person mens’ head.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 13, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Grant Napear is a terrible announcer.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jul 13, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions
A shirt with a picture of him with "your an idiot" would work also
what’s the peaches thing all about?
I liked "Gallagher's Watermelons"
At least make it “Player To Be Named Later’s Watermelons.”
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I'm going to take this post to also comment
that my new name will be “totally and in every way still in it guys season”
rebuildingseason.blogspot.com
by Rebuilding Season on Jul 13, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
I'm on board...
I’m changing my name to “Kompassionate”
I don't always blog. But when I do, I prefer AN. Stay thirsty my friends.
Let's see, is DarthLeroy taken?
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Thank God the watermelons are gone.
I can’t think of any comedian I disliked more than that guy. I hated being reminded of him every day.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Isn't there already a PTBNL ?
This season, the A's are proving that in fact there is crying in baseball.
I can't tell you that yet.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Gallagher's Watermelons gets to choose between two available user names
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Well played, sir
This season, the A's are proving that in fact there is crying in baseball.
by somebodyelse on Jul 14, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm going to change my screen name
and stop swearing. No one will know it’s me. It will be cool to be liked and be part of the positive spirit here at AN instead of writing things like:
“This fucking team in unwatchable.”
which I probably shouldn’t have written given my new commitment to the new identity which is obviously a work in progress.
Anyway, I’ll be disappearing soon and returning as a profanity free someone else.
"Wimberly's Stirrups"
“Ellis’s Glove”
“Braden’s Fingerstache”
“Beane’s Ego”
“Giambi’s Stench”
“Powell’s Jugs”
“Hairston’s Hairlip”
“Buck’s”… never mind.
Geren's Invisible Fingerstache.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
"Buck's Absence"
100% Athletics, 100% Baseball. 2009 Athletics, 40% Baseball.
For some reason,
all the name changes make me think of this guy…
with the ever-changing stream of consciousness thoughtstream on his shirt…
I’m not criticizing. I’ve done it too. I used to be K56 and SPWC in these here parts…
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 13, 2009 11:22 PM PDT reply actions
well, there goes my Season GOG...
in which I picked Gallagher to have the team’s best ERA.
I think I picked the A’s to win the West, too.
Hmmm… what to change my username to?
"I’m actually a disgrace to myself right now." - Sean Gallagher (quoting me after a night out on the town)
OverlyOptimistic22?
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jul 14, 2009 11:30 AM PDT up reply actions
hey, im still harendaman365
2 years later. Because any player I honor will eventually be traded anyway.
"Sometimes Joe (morgan) doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions."- billy beane
"That was a great pick...if this was 2002" Me, to guy who selected Barry Zito in a fantasy draft
www.27ClubPeak.blogspot.com
but theyre not da man!
haren da man!
"Sometimes Joe (morgan) doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions."- billy beane
"That was a great pick...if this was 2002" Me, to guy who selected Barry Zito in a fantasy draft
www.27ClubPeak.blogspot.com
by harendaman365 on Jul 14, 2009 8:08 AM PDT up reply actions
he was saying
do us all a favor and honor those guys so they get traded away.
ohhh
i see
"Sometimes Joe (morgan) doesn't like facts to get in the way of his opinions."- billy beane
"That was a great pick...if this was 2002" Me, to guy who selected Barry Zito in a fantasy draft
www.27ClubPeak.blogspot.com
by harendaman365 on Jul 14, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions
ugh, grant napear
although i wish i could get excited enough to yell ridiculous things at mundane plays
holdin' it down for the bay from upper westside manhattan
Grant Napear is basketball's Billy Mays
Formerly Gallagher's Watermelons, until Beane gave up on Gallagher. It makes sense though...Gallagher = Player To Be Named Later = me!
by CaliforniaJag on Jul 14, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Yabu's Bench
"if gio would of ptched,he would of pitched shoot outs." - MR.OAKLAND
"Anyone who calls themselves the Angels Angels should have to start over and ride the short bus." -timmeh from McCovey Chronicles
Oh, and by the way,
“Peaches” is totally a porno name. Seriously.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I really love your peaches, wanna shake your tree
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Today, while the blossoms still cling to the vine,
I’ll taste your strawberries, I’ll drink your sweet wine.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Okay, good times.
Formerly Gallagher's Watermelons, until Beane gave up on Gallagher. It makes sense though...Gallagher = Player To Be Named Later = me!
Oh hi thar PTBNL.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Free Travis Buck.
I am very sneaky, sir
Formerly Gallagher's Watermelons, until Beane gave up on Gallagher. It makes sense though...Gallagher = Player To Be Named Later = me!
by CaliforniaJag on Jul 15, 2009 1:18 PM PDT up reply actions
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