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Open Thread: Game 54 - A's vs. Twins (cont)

Anderson has settled in, and is pitching a gem, just like our pitchers do in Mazzaro World. But our offense looks terrible against Baker (except for a nice double by Rajai). That needs to change. A's down 1-0, going to the bottom of the fifth.

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that commercial appears to be culturally very confused.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't make it TOO hard Giambi.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

no more TWSS jokes from me

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rally Time!

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 9, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's get roomy up in here.

damn it.

score some runs.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

+ 10000000

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know what makes me mad about being down by that run?

That run shouldn’t have scored, really. Cust’s throw should have gone through, Cab should have had that ball…

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

O-Cab may be a zombie...

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

isn't it obvious?

the blank stare, lack of pulse or respiration. Sticky eyes… he gots pink eye

by jeffro on Jun 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmmm...

this requires further investigation. Protect your brains, troops.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay now...

Good luck is here (that’s me). Finally able to watch some A’s baseball!

by idunno723 on Jun 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Glen - NOBODY wishes they were the Nationals

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Othen than the Expos....once upon a time

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

hey, at least they had a cool logo!

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Youppi!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

and mounties!

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

he musta been an A's fan

that’s how i feel allllll the time

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

was is Sportscenter or SI that did the special on what Youppi does with his days now....

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ketamine?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 9, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT would be a very special report.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

let's go D Bo

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

If anyone has seen Daisy of Love, one of the contestants looks ridiculously much like Ryan. With Swooney on the DL, the contestant had to be my stand-in Ryan today.

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

by schmifty on Jun 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Daric Barton

Rally Mashin’ Machine.

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

I AM NOT PLEASED.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

nothing makes us happy

a mere schmere 15 game winning streak we sneer at.

by MobiusKlein on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LB, to follow up on our disagreement over Mrs. Finch

Some things can be deal breakers, no matter how lovely the lady.

If we’re adding a female athlete for aesthetic purposes, might I suggest Ms. Stokes.

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

she looks awfully small and she is a brunette...

but those are minor complaints.

She can join the bullpen.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He chose....wisely.

ken korach's voice is like peanut butter on velvet, not joe buck's.

by mrbendy on Jun 9, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay Indiand Jones

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bullpen? Hell, she can be our Ace.

ken korach's voice is like peanut butter on velvet, not joe buck's.

by mrbendy on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has no hips.

That is a shortcoming.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

She has no hips.

That is a shortcoming.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those eyes

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Allison Stokke

[Insert pole vault joke here]

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup

it’s why I can’t resist indoor volleyball players: knee pads.

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I have to revise my 6th inning prediction for the A's

Hannahan is batting that inning along with Davis and I think it might be hard to score 3 runs with those 2 batting

by Trainman on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Only Four innings left...

this is the final countdown

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The final countdown

You must watch this

Also, screw Morneau.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 minutes and 42 seconds of mylife gloriously spent

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

.......

{mouth agape}

…………..

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wow.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you

…for everything.

for everything

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well FMA'sL

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Hey Comcast,

way to get back to the game before the ball was out of the park.

…oh wait

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

DAMN

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 9, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a pretty terrible pitch

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Eagle-eye Glen FAIL

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I am constantly amazed

At Kuiper’s stupidity. He constantly makes mistakes like this – calling things home runs when they’ve been caught, screwing up the count or how many outs there are, etc. Everything about him annoys me.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

by ORthey on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Perhaps

Anderson is pressing with the lack of run support and trying to be to perfect?

by jakebmill on Jun 9, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh dammit.

The Twins always ruin our streaks.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

It's not dead yet!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I'll go for a walk

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not dead yet!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

ugh

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

What was the 20 game one?

6-0?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The 20th game?

We were up 11-0 and won 12-11.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, the 21st game

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This one

here

Of course, the A’s then won the next three games.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best. A's. Moment. Evar.

Or, at least in my memory.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

the game after that...against the twins, wasn't it?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

DO. NOT. WANT.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

okay, not cool

this is a series run of luck on hits down the line//

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Ugh.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I'll call it a night

3 AM wakeup call and no nap. Maybe the absence of a slightly conflicted Minnesotan will be the luck we need?

by Englishmajor on Jun 9, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it just me....

or does it seem like hes just floating balls up there?

by Colorado Booze Hounds on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Not surprising - any start where you can't get your pitches down,

you’re going to run out of luck sooner or later. And I wouldn’t have pulled him till now either. Bringing in Casilla is just asking for a run-scoring WP. Either Anderson was going to one more out in him or he wasn’t. Bleah.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Anderson has been the least impressive of the rookies to date

Very, very hittable and makes more mistakes than the others so far

by Trainman on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

That's basically true.

But for a young guy, I think he’s still got potential.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course

He’s going to be fine. Cahill has that nasty sinker.

by Trainman on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn't been the least impressive to me, personally.

But he has certainly had the poorest statistical results.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends how you're judging it.

Cahill had no clue where the ball was going for the majority of his starts. He seems to have turned a corner though. Anderson is clearly just very close to being dominating, but can’t quite figure it out.

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly - well put.

Anderson has a great ability to pitch on the inner half of the plate, but he didn’t do it much tonight.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

He needs to go to the Dallas Braden school.

Good school.

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by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn drunk.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Salma got us into trouble last night.

And Marilyn already got Kennedy into trouble.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get some rally Salma Hayek again?

Plz?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo!

Go A’s!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

What the hell is that...award she's holding there?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 9, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's got something in her hands

I hadn’t noticed.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have no idea who that is.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, I vaguely remember her from the 1980s.

I think she’s my age. Haven’t seen her in ages, though.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think she was in some John Hughes movie, no?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

She was also in the HBO version of Angels in America

along with the actor who plays her brother on Weeds.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 9, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

are you spying on her

through her bedroom window right now?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

ah yes,

one of the shows I would probably watch if I had HBO

by jakebmill on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want hot ladies????

RALLY ROOKIES!!!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh dear

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

horrible

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure don't.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever said Rajai Sock FAIL was right

And socks are one of the few things you can count on him getting right.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I take a shower and now it's 5-0

Damn you karma, damn you to h e double hockey sticks

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

and now, i bid everyone adieu

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll bid two adieus!

Wait, what are we bidding on again?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon Rajai

Take one for the team – off your noggin.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

no more hits in the head.

how about the leg or arm or something?

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

night in the ruts?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh lordy, Raj

that was nowhere near the zone

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

poor dolphins.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

what DOESN'T it mean?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla - 7 balls, one strick

FAIL

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

E-4

Or at least it should be

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Dead Kennedy

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Boom

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh hell.

It was a nice run.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

We have a run?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't mention nachos to me.

My wife almost burnt our house down trying to cook nachos at midnight last night.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's really not a very good pitcher

Seems to me like the epitome of “replacement level” – he’s fine when you’re down 5-0, as is Jeff Gray, as is Kevin Cameron.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's a headcase.

He was lights out before his DL stint. Since then he’s been absolutely atrocious. He did the exact same thing last year too.

by OldhamA on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

whelp, as Ak_A says....click.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, I guess if you're going to lose, lose big?

I don’t want Casilla in anymore, thanks.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

He sucks?

I think he’s physically fine, just a guy with a very straight fastball and a “headcase” mentality.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla still has a role to play:

Gascan.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

A working class Jairo is something to be.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Would 100000 times rather lose 8-0 than 1-0 though

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Boy me neither

it sucks.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

If we're going to lose, we may as well look bad doing it

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we have that one covered

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

It could be much worse.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Meh.

When your opponent scores their 30th run, what’s the difference?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really? not me.

I don’t prefer it at all. And certainly not 100,000 times as much.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kept saying that and many folks kept arguing otherwise

But the guy was giving up 2 hits/inning, and really hasn’t stopped being very inconsistent at best, quite hitable at worst.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Casilla has consistently awful pitch sequences

I don’t know if Kurt’s calling a bad game for him or he’s shaking off pitches or what, but he makes awful decisions on the mound

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

like when he decides to let go of the ball?

and there was a time when everyone was excited about young jairo..

Hi ho.

by danh on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

there was a time when he was a candiate for the closer job

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Springer!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I predict a photo

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tire 'em out this game...

…so we don’t accidentally put them in when it matters.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why did I just open a beer

when there is a full beer in front of me? I must be losing my edge. Two-fistin’ time!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

That's called a double header.

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by louismg on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got that fresh draft taste in two bottles.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish I could afford MGD

I have to drink Busch : (

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a total beer snob

living in the bay are can do that to you

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I can see that.

Living in Iowa can make you drink a lot of Busch.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Things to do in Iowa

1. Watch corn grow
2. Watch beans grow
3. Smell hog shite
4. RAGBRAI!
5. Drink Busch

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot cow tipping

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

And caucusing!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap

I even did that in 1988.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caucusing is so fun.

You California types should try it some time.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 9, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I think Springer is definitely on _a_ track...

…or perhaps it’s a rut.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

How about the next Amtrak train out of town?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sorry, Russ.

You didn’t earn your Smilin’ Springer….but I’ll spare you your bad dog.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to "Big Inning" Brett Anderson, I see?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd still rather we get 8 runs than none.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd still rather get 10 runs that 8 or none

I’m strange that way.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but that goes without saying.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just under that one

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Jack off a bit?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here?

Now?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Breaking news from the "silver lining department":

We won’t miss having Andrew Bailey available tonight.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope we break out of the hitting slump tomorrow

We have been lucky to win Sunday and Monday but we can thank the oppo for wild pitching.

Great pitching has allowe dus to win up until tonite

by Trainman on Jun 9, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

over

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mauer is a great hitter

He is also carrying a .404 BABIP right now, so eventually some of those balls that are finding holes are going to end up as outs. Let’s hope that starts tomorrow.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

He's earned his great BA

No he won’t sustain a .411 average, and no it is not luck.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yes I want him and Morneau.

Now, please.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tolbert fell right on his ego

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

I wanna see Staplehead homer now.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Almost. Kinda.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 inning plz (both halves)

I want to go to bed.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Twins cooperated

And the A’s are sending up Hannahan, Davis, and Crosby.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

This month before tonight

we have scored 44 runs in June which is good for second.

We are hitting .230 before tonight and now .217 for the month.

In other words, our hitting sucks goats balls and our great pitching has carried us this month

by Trainman on Jun 9, 2009 9:31 PM PDT reply actions  

When does Buck get back?

Sunday? Any word on Nomar or Ellis?

We need to shake things up a bit

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

After one game?

Win 7 – easy street. Lose 1… shake things up a bit?

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by louismg on Jun 9, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Sunday for Buck

unless they keep him in the minors like last year…
Ellis to start rehad soon I think. Nomah not even running yet, but took swings the other day

by jakebmill on Jun 9, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, Hannahan!

Bring him home, Rajai!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

If that happens tonight, I'd expect the entire Twins pitching staff to be DFA'd tomorrow

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Raul Ibanez has 20 home runs in the NL

I know Philly is a homer haven but the NL would make any AL hitter look good

by Trainman on Jun 9, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions  

How many lawn-darts has he thrown?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

c/mon Croz

get rid of the goose egg

by jakebmill on Jun 9, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY CAPS?

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

This game is a great example of how baseball should be implementing

my excellent ideas, one of which is a hole just bigger than a baseball somewhere on the OF fence that if you hit it through it’s a ten-run HR.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

No CG for Baker

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 9, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Is it time for a rally thread?

Or would that be dumb dumb dumb?

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by louismg on Jun 9, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Not a dumb idea.

My browser is choking because this thread is too long.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, no shutout, at least

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

No shutout!!

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 9, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Run(s)!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Norfie to get a hit.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

New rally thread time?

haha jk

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 9, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

NICE TAKE

that’s some old-school Cust

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Rally Pimpernel

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions  

He's here, he's there, he's everywhere....

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

2 walks with a 10-run lead

that’s unacceptable

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 9, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Somehow just scoring

Makes this feel like a win for me. I’m okay with the win streak and not getting shut out at home.

by GoldenStateGuerrero on Jun 9, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Casilla must be a bad name for baseball players

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG

This is bordering on hilarious!!!!

by jakebmill on Jun 9, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fun. I want extra innings.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

3 more baserunners...

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

If nothing else, we're making them use their 'pen

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Time for

a SLAM

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Gah, what a brutal swing by G

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions  

10-4 Good Buddy

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

If we can burn through their bullpen...

…then this game served a useful purpose.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

This is hilarious!

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 9, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Gardenhire must be having kittens in the dugout right now

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

The streak, it is not dead!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Playoffs Baby!!!

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

7 game wins streaks

make games like this totally palatable, and now this rally is putting a smile on my face.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

by ORthey on Jun 9, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

RALLY GYMNASTICS

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

hahaha

Nathan has to work a game where the Twins were leading 10-0.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

4 walks, 3 hits and an error, all with a 10-run lead.

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 9, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Should I keep the Rally Cotillard coming?

I feel like it’s getting kinda old, but I don’t want to mess with success…

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Never f*ck with a streak!!

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 9, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the love of Flying Spaghetti Monster

YES

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nathan vs. Hannahan

That should go well. Then Rajai Davis can tie it with a HR.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 10:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yup

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come all A's

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bring everyone in

bob geren can run the bases too!!

by Wreckonized on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

nathan vs hannahan

One True Outcome

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

by ORthey on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

That wasn't even fair.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell Hannahan not to swing at balls in the dirt, please.

No DP, Hannahan!

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by louismg on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

I was just gonna say

well at least he did not hit into DP

by jakebmill on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Came in late

Rally Salma

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job, Jack.

For you, a K is a win.

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by louismg on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Alright, Rajai

We’re down to our last Cotillard. Rally!

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

Who is that?

I really have no idea.

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some french chick

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pretty good actress, but the one time I heard her being herself

she was a complete dingbat.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

won an oscar last year

Was in “Big Fish” a few years back

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Joe Nathan gets a generous strickzone!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions  

the ump

wants to go home. these are terrible strike calls.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

by ORthey on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

GIFT STRIKE

Ump wnats to go home.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

awwww!!

rajai in the line!!!!!!!!!

by Wreckonized on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Don't worry guys

We got this. BoCro is on deck.

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

That was not fair...

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well, fun is over

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

twss

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol.

Oh that’s right, Rajai and Hannahan aren’t major league hitters.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

oh, right

our fill-ins are bad at hitting. I forgot for a moment.

well, made it interesting.

I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

by ORthey on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Not really. He inherited a situation that was spiraling out of control,

threw 7 pitches and made it look easy.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

crap

I blame the Rally Salma. Either that, or we didn’t have enough Rally McConaugaheys

by cityplANner on Jun 9, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions  

seriously

that was pretty awful

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

A moral victory of some sort

Up 10-runs and they have to use their closer

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

How does kuiper keep his job?

I understand Fosse’s role as former player/homer, but kuiper is just a goon/doofus.

by 33SwisherSweet on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

How can you get a "save" for facing Hanny & Raj???

oughta be a loophole

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Slumpbuster Cotillard

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Expecting Hannahan to reah base twice in the same inning

is like winning the lottery without buying a ticket. It aint going to happen.

This guy better not be playing in an NL park. Having him, Davis and the pitcher is going to be pathetic.

Good to put some runs on the board and use their pen a little.

by Trainman on Jun 9, 2009 10:13 PM PDT reply actions  

A's replacement for Jack Hannahan

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Jun 9, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When we bit off more than we could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
We ate it up and spit it out
We faced it all and we stood tall and did it our way

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going to applause for the effort

even though I didn’t follow the game till the end

I saw 10-5 and thought it was over… till I noticed “bottom of the 9th”… OMG

Maybe it was me who snuffed the rally cause I went on Yahoo MLB when Hanny was batting again :(

by fruitattack on Jun 9, 2009 10:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh well, it was fun at the end anyway.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 9, 2009 10:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i wish we had a pinch hitter

cant we fill in a spot on the roster with some fat dh who cant move but can hit a homerun every once in a while

i am willing to bet that the a’s are the only team in baseballl who would keep a raja davis equivalent in the game in that situation

by mango315 on Jun 9, 2009 10:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it when Stomper directs traffic.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 10:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

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