Open Thread: Game 54 - A's vs. Twins (cont)
Anderson has settled in, and is pitching a gem, just like our pitchers do in Mazzaro World. But our offense looks terrible against Baker (except for a nice double by Rajai). That needs to change. A's down 1-0, going to the bottom of the fifth.
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that commercial appears to be culturally very confused.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't make it TOO hard Giambi.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
no more TWSS jokes from me
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's get roomy up in here.
damn it.
score some runs.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
+ 10000000
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
You know what makes me mad about being down by that run?
That run shouldn’t have scored, really. Cust’s throw should have gone through, Cab should have had that ball…
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
O-Cab may be a zombie...
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
hmmm...
this requires further investigation. Protect your brains, troops.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
A's baseball = turning shit to Cy
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Glen - NOBODY wishes they were the Nationals
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Othen than the Expos....once upon a time
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, at least they had a cool logo!
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
And Youppi!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
and mounties!
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
he musta been an A's fan
that’s how i feel allllll the time
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
was is Sportscenter or SI that did the special on what Youppi does with his days now....
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Ketamine?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
THAT would be a very special report.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
let's go D Bo
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
Daric Barton
Rally Mashin’ Machine.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
I AM NOT PLEASED.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
nothing makes us happy
a mere schmere 15 game winning streak we sneer at.
LB, to follow up on our disagreement over Mrs. Finch
Some things can be deal breakers, no matter how lovely the lady.
If we’re adding a female athlete for aesthetic purposes, might I suggest Ms. Stokes.
she looks awfully small and she is a brunette...
but those are minor complaints.
She can join the bullpen.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
He chose....wisely.
ken korach's voice is like peanut butter on velvet, not joe buck's.
yay Indiand Jones
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Bullpen? Hell, she can be our Ace.
ken korach's voice is like peanut butter on velvet, not joe buck's.
She has no hips.
That is a shortcoming.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
She has no hips.
That is a shortcoming.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Those eyes
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Allison Stokke
[Insert pole vault joke here]
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I have to revise my 6th inning prediction for the A's
Hannahan is batting that inning along with Davis and I think it might be hard to score 3 runs with those 2 batting
Only Four innings left...
this is the final countdown
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
2 minutes and 42 seconds of mylife gloriously spent
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
.......
{mouth agape}
…………..
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Well FMA'sL
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
That was a pretty terrible pitch
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Eagle-eye Glen FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
just because he can't tell where the ball is? You think that's important in a baseball announcer?
AN was so much better before I got here.
I am constantly amazed
At Kuiper’s stupidity. He constantly makes mistakes like this – calling things home runs when they’ve been caught, screwing up the count or how many outs there are, etc. Everything about him annoys me.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
DAMN
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
He has a trend of being not so good with men on base.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Oh dammit.
The Twins always ruin our streaks.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
It's not dead yet!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I think I'll go for a walk
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
It's not dead yet!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
ugh
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
What was the 20 game one?
6-0?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
No, the 21st game
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Best. A's. Moment. Evar.
Or, at least in my memory.
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the game after that...against the twins, wasn't it?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Didn't we have a night off before that series?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT killed the streak
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
DO. NOT. WANT.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
Ugh.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 9, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions
I think I'll call it a night
3 AM wakeup call and no nap. Maybe the absence of a slightly conflicted Minnesotan will be the luck we need?
Is it just me....
or does it seem like hes just floating balls up there?
by Colorado Booze Hounds on Jun 9, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
Not surprising - any start where you can't get your pitches down,
you’re going to run out of luck sooner or later. And I wouldn’t have pulled him till now either. Bringing in Casilla is just asking for a run-scoring WP. Either Anderson was going to one more out in him or he wasn’t. Bleah.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Anderson has been the least impressive of the rookies to date
Very, very hittable and makes more mistakes than the others so far
That's basically true.
But for a young guy, I think he’s still got potential.
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He hasn't been the least impressive to me, personally.
But he has certainly had the poorest statistical results.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Depends how you're judging it.
Cahill had no clue where the ball was going for the majority of his starts. He seems to have turned a corner though. Anderson is clearly just very close to being dominating, but can’t quite figure it out.
Exactly - well put.
Anderson has a great ability to pitch on the inner half of the plate, but he didn’t do it much tonight.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
He needs to go to the Dallas Braden school.
Good school.
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damn drunk.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
You may need to channel Salma Hayek and Marilyn Monroe to pull this one off
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Salma got us into trouble last night.
And Marilyn already got Kennedy into trouble.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
She was brought out while we were on defense
You can’t do that.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get some rally Salma Hayek again?
Plz?
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
What the hell is that...award she's holding there?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
She's got something in her hands
I hadn’t noticed.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Those are merely bumps
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I have no idea who that is.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Oh, I vaguely remember her from the 1980s.
I think she’s my age. Haven’t seen her in ages, though.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I think she was in some John Hughes movie, no?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
She was also in the HBO version of Angels in America
along with the actor who plays her brother on Weeds.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
are you spying on her
through her bedroom window right now?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
She sells weed on WEEDS
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Showtime :-)
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Watched the entire series in about two weeks
Aww…I loved the download option.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh dear
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
horrible
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Sure don't.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It will start with 2 outs
if it’s going to happen
Whoever said Rajai Sock FAIL was right
And socks are one of the few things you can count on him getting right.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
I can't believe he messed with his socks during a streak.
Superstition FAIL.
There's no crying in baseball!
Well, I take a shower and now it's 5-0
Damn you karma, damn you to h e double hockey sticks
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
and now, i bid everyone adieu
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Jun 9, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll bid two adieus!
Wait, what are we bidding on again?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon Rajai
Take one for the team – off your noggin.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
night in the ruts?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
because everyone else does
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
poor dolphins.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
what DOESN'T it mean?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Casilla - 7 balls, one strick
FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
E-4
Or at least it should be
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Dead Kennedy
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions
Boom
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
We have a run?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Don't mention nachos to me.
My wife almost burnt our house down trying to cook nachos at midnight last night.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
He's really not a very good pitcher
Seems to me like the epitome of “replacement level” – he’s fine when you’re down 5-0, as is Jeff Gray, as is Kevin Cameron.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
He's a headcase.
He was lights out before his DL stint. Since then he’s been absolutely atrocious. He did the exact same thing last year too.
Casilla is pure garbage
Needs to be gone off roster as he is taking up valuable space
whelp, as Ak_A says....click.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
Well, I guess if you're going to lose, lose big?
I don’t want Casilla in anymore, thanks.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
I think something is wrong with him
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
He sucks?
I think he’s physically fine, just a guy with a very straight fastball and a “headcase” mentality.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
A working class Jairo is something to be.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
That was not the 8 I'm looking for
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 9, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions
Would 100000 times rather lose 8-0 than 1-0 though
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Boy me neither
it sucks.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
If we're going to lose, we may as well look bad doing it
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I think we have that one covered
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Meh.
When your opponent scores their 30th run, what’s the difference?
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Really? not me.
I don’t prefer it at all. And certainly not 100,000 times as much.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I kept saying that and many folks kept arguing otherwise
But the guy was giving up 2 hits/inning, and really hasn’t stopped being very inconsistent at best, quite hitable at worst.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Casilla has consistently awful pitch sequences
I don’t know if Kurt’s calling a bad game for him or he’s shaking off pitches or what, but he makes awful decisions on the mound
like when he decides to let go of the ball?
and there was a time when everyone was excited about young jairo..
Hi ho.
there was a time when he was a candiate for the closer job
In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.
Springer!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions
I predict a photo
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Aah....but will it be the happy spaniel or the sad one?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Tire 'em out this game...
…so we don’t accidentally put them in when it matters.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Why did I just open a beer
when there is a full beer in front of me? I must be losing my edge. Two-fistin’ time!
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
I got that fresh draft taste in two bottles.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I could afford MGD
I have to drink Busch : (
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Yeah, I can see that.
Living in Iowa can make you drink a lot of Busch.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Things to do in Iowa
1. Watch corn grow
2. Watch beans grow
3. Smell hog shite
4. RAGBRAI!
5. Drink Busch
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
And caucusing!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Caucusing is so fun.
You California types should try it some time.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno, I think Springer is definitely on _a_ track...
…or perhaps it’s a rut.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions
How about the next Amtrak train out of town?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Sorry, Russ.
You didn’t earn your Smilin’ Springer….but I’ll spare you your bad dog.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions
Back to "Big Inning" Brett Anderson, I see?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I'd still rather we get 8 runs than none.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'd still rather get 10 runs that 8 or none
I’m strange that way.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Well, yeah, but that goes without saying.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Just under that one
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Jack off a bit?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Here?
Now?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Breaking news from the "silver lining department":
We won’t miss having Andrew Bailey available tonight.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I hope we break out of the hitting slump tomorrow
We have been lucky to win Sunday and Monday but we can thank the oppo for wild pitching.
Great pitching has allowe dus to win up until tonite
well, they had a few games with pretty good run production,
but yes, since Saturday, they have stalled
Mauer is a great hitter
He is also carrying a .404 BABIP right now, so eventually some of those balls that are finding holes are going to end up as outs. Let’s hope that starts tomorrow.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
He's earned his great BA
No he won’t sustain a .411 average, and no it is not luck.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
And yes I want him and Morneau.
Now, please.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Little high ... little low
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I blame the draft for pulling us out of Mazzaro world today.
No first round draft tomorrow = return to MW!!!
Tolbert fell right on his ego
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I wanna see Staplehead homer now.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Almost. Kinda.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
1-2-3 inning plz (both halves)
I want to go to bed.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Twins cooperated
And the A’s are sending up Hannahan, Davis, and Crosby.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
This month before tonight
we have scored 44 runs in June which is good for second.
We are hitting .230 before tonight and now .217 for the month.
In other words, our hitting sucks goats balls and our great pitching has carried us this month
After one game?
Win 7 – easy street. Lose 1… shake things up a bit?
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I think Sunday for Buck
unless they keep him in the minors like last year…
Ellis to start rehad soon I think. Nomah not even running yet, but took swings the other day
Yay, Hannahan!
Bring him home, Rajai!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
If that happens tonight, I'd expect the entire Twins pitching staff to be DFA'd tomorrow
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Raul Ibanez has 20 home runs in the NL
I know Philly is a homer haven but the NL would make any AL hitter look good
How many lawn-darts has he thrown?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
RALLY CAPS?
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions
This game is a great example of how baseball should be implementing
my excellent ideas, one of which is a hole just bigger than a baseball somewhere on the OF fence that if you hit it through it’s a ten-run HR.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Is it time for a rally thread?
Or would that be dumb dumb dumb?
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Not a dumb idea.
My browser is choking because this thread is too long.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Well, no shutout, at least
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
We need Norfie to get a hit.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
New rally thread time?
haha jk
" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles
Rally Pimpernel

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
He's here, he's there, he's everywhere....
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You think that would motivate denorfia to hit something high and deep?
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 9, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It motivates me a lot.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 9, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
2 walks with a 10-run lead
that’s unacceptable
In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.
Somehow just scoring
Makes this feel like a win for me. I’m okay with the win streak and not getting shut out at home.
by GoldenStateGuerrero on Jun 9, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Casilla must be a bad name for baseball players
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
This is fun. I want extra innings.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
3 more baserunners...
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
If nothing else, we're making them use their 'pen
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Apparently all seven fans at the Coliseum have percussion instruments.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Gah, what a brutal swing by G
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
10-4 Good Buddy
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
If we can burn through their bullpen...
…then this game served a useful purpose.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Gardenhire must be having kittens in the dugout right now
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
The streak, it is not dead!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
7 game wins streaks
make games like this totally palatable, and now this rally is putting a smile on my face.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
RALLY GYMNASTICS
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
hahaha
Nathan has to work a game where the Twins were leading 10-0.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
4 walks, 3 hits and an error, all with a 10-run lead.
In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.
Should I keep the Rally Cotillard coming?
I feel like it’s getting kinda old, but I don’t want to mess with success…
For the love of Flying Spaghetti Monster
YES
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Nathan vs. Hannahan
That should go well. Then Rajai Davis can tie it with a HR.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Here is where Jack should jump on the first pitch.
After all the walks, you know Nathan is starting with a strike.
by Coach Cleats on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Nathan knows Hannahan is an automatic failure
overpowered
Come all A's
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
nathan vs hannahan
One True Outcome
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
That wasn't even fair.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Tell Hannahan not to swing at balls in the dirt, please.
No DP, Hannahan!
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Came in late
Rally Salma

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Jun 9, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions
Well, Miley's AB was pretty predictable.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
Who is that?
I really have no idea.
"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Jun 9, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Some french chick
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Pretty good actress, but the one time I heard her being herself
she was a complete dingbat.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Joe Nathan gets a generous strickzone!
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions
the ump
wants to go home. these are terrible strike calls.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
GIFT STRIKE
Ump wnats to go home.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Don't worry guys
We got this. BoCro is on deck.
"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Jun 9, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions
Oh well, fun is over
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
lol.
Oh that’s right, Rajai and Hannahan aren’t major league hitters.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
oh, right
our fill-ins are bad at hitting. I forgot for a moment.
well, made it interesting.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Not really. He inherited a situation that was spiraling out of control,
threw 7 pitches and made it look easy.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
A moral victory of some sort
Up 10-runs and they have to use their closer
In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.
How does kuiper keep his job?
I understand Fosse’s role as former player/homer, but kuiper is just a goon/doofus.
by 33SwisherSweet on Jun 9, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions
How can you get a "save" for facing Hanny & Raj???
oughta be a loophole
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
Slumpbuster Cotillard

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Expecting Hannahan to reah base twice in the same inning
is like winning the lottery without buying a ticket. It aint going to happen.
This guy better not be playing in an NL park. Having him, Davis and the pitcher is going to be pathetic.
Good to put some runs on the board and use their pen a little.
A's replacement for Jack Hannahan

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Jun 9, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When we bit off more than we could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
We ate it up and spit it out
We faced it all and we stood tall and did it our way
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 9, 2009 10:14 PM PDT reply actions
I'm going to applause for the effort
even though I didn’t follow the game till the end
I saw 10-5 and thought it was over… till I noticed “bottom of the 9th”… OMG
Maybe it was me who snuffed the rally cause I went on Yahoo MLB when Hanny was batting again :(
Oh well, it was fun at the end anyway.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
i wish we had a pinch hitter
cant we fill in a spot on the roster with some fat dh who cant move but can hit a homerun every once in a while
i am willing to bet that the a’s are the only team in baseballl who would keep a raja davis equivalent in the game in that situation
Game Recap Up, All!

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