Stretch and Sing
A's clinging to a 4-3 lead heading into the bottom of the 7th.
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roomy.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
You have a roomy computer that hates you?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
those are the worst--
impossible to control, want to download everything…“Oh, I’ve got room, I’ve got room!”
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Why does the "Oh, I’ve got room, I’ve got room!"
sound like a small french guy in my head…
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
you've got a French guy living in your head?
….does he pay rent?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Must've been the ginger ale I fed it earlier.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You gave a computer ginger ale?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It was sick.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Spacious
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Commodius
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions
Then flush.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Getting a little crowded in here
"I’m actually a disgrace to myself right now." - Sean Gallagher (quoting me after a night out on the town)
so soon?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Just go to the Coliseum
Plenty of room there!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
QOTM
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I was there yesterday...
I left after the first 2/3 of an inning because I knew we had the win locked up.
"I’m actually a disgrace to myself right now." - Sean Gallagher (quoting me after a night out on the town)
Gotta beat the traffic!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
absolutely...
big crowd of 17,000+
"I’m actually a disgrace to myself right now." - Sean Gallagher (quoting me after a night out on the town)
clap clap clapclapclap!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Lew Wolfe? Is that you?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
If it's the last thing we ever do?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Be nice to get another run here
somehow.
Don’t like Breslow facing Mauer and Morneau
Weren't they teammates??!!
Mauer certainly has a book on him!!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 8, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Breslow, you magnificent bastard....
I READ YOUR BOOK!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
If Morneau grabs him by the nose and kicks him in the ass
Geren should go to Ziggy.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
If Mauer does that, hopefully someone will help Breslow.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, Cust is better than 50% when
swinging at the first pitch.
(Waits for the fallacious logic to follow.)
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Have they said the name of Baby Crosby on the air?
A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08
Tyler
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Shareef
When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
- Woody Allen
by rhymeswithelephant on Jun 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Troy, I believe
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Slider.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
haha
"I’m actually a disgrace to myself right now." - Sean Gallagher (quoting me after a night out on the town)
Or if they do,
Hopefully they enjoy it.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
So when BoCro is on a road trip
he can call home and tell little slider, “Slider, I really miss you!”
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
words of inspiration
“I am a sick man…I am a spiteful man. I am an unpleasant man. I think my liver is diseased.”
- Notes from the Underground
such a brilliant writer, and, i believe, an A’s fan…
Hi ho.
oh, definitely he was.
Degenerate gambler too.
I love him.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
subverting the Enlightenment fantasy of rational man
…that’s an A’s fan for you
I'm not sure Enlightenment translates into Russian.
The reason they got modernism so quickly is because their society was openly corrupt. Everyone knew it.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude, you were lit-pwned!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm a lit geek disguised as a sign monkey.
It’s all part of the witness protection program.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
What happened to Cunninngham?
I wasn’t watching … and don’t want to wait for the previous gamethread to load.
He was hit in the head.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 8, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Hit hard by a pitch right in the helmet
Unintentional. He was down for a while, but went to 1st. Then scored on a double. Then taken out of the game to get it looked at. Concussion.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
So he's officially an "A" now?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
they should give out Scarlet A's...
for every player that goes on the DL.
"I’m actually a disgrace to myself right now." - Sean Gallagher (quoting me after a night out on the town)
Groin is unlimber, sir?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Downright rigid.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
tiny hooves?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Staplehead is in.
PTOGR
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
LOOGY fail
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Mauer has caught Breslow
duh, Geren…wake up!!!!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Fosse says Holliday doesn't argue many...
but, it seems to me Holliday questions every called strike 3. Maybe it’s just me, but…
"I’m actually a disgrace to myself right now." - Sean Gallagher (quoting me after a night out on the town)
It's not just you
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Barton, Suzuki and Petit.
The Twins tremble in fear.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
they're taking a bath together later.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
in the bath?!
racy!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
need company?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
*screeching sound of an Aprilia's rear tire leaving NorCal*
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The four of you are bathing together?!
Big tub.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Can't say that I have.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Surely you've seen that picture of Chavvy in the tub.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I sure have!
Not to mention Harden, etc…
Pelfrey says the new cold tubs at Citi Field can fit 7 to 8 guys, and he seems pretty excited about that prospect…
A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08
Yeah, well
it’s a cold tub. Nothing is going to happen….retraction and all.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
That's exactly the image in my head.
I’m suprised schmifty hasn’t posted it yet…
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
LOL, I'll have to work on it for next game
I feel like a blob right now
A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08
They do look like they wanna kiss there.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Was that on testicular cancer screening night?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
5 out save?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That's the way I'd go, personally
So far, I think Geren has played it right every step of the way. He just needs these non-Bailey relievers to step up.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Tough when he only lets them pitch every 12 days
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
a five out Ziggy save?!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Whew is right
Now more nervous time with Ziggy who has not been very good of late
Holliday
I’m sure the AN will jump all over me for this one, but I don’t really like Matt Holliday. He reminds me of a Randy Moss kinda guy, you know, I don’t belong here type of guy. Arrogant, selfish and just here for a pay check. Maybe it’s the boo’s talking, but just look at his body language when he’s in the dugout. Ok go ahead now and treat me like Jesus.
I'm not praying to you, dude.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
You want me to wash your feet?
No way.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think you're the only one who dislikes him
but if you want to feel persecuted, nail yourself out
AN was so much better before I got here.
read his blog
not many ML players are writing about their teammates.
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 8, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't recall
any of Jesus’ sermons sounding quite like that. He did get mad at the money changers, though.
Money changers equal umpires with liberal strike zones?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
July 17th is Dog Day.
And again this year, I want pictures.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
I want to try to get a film of the dog hair tumbleweeds in the bathroom
that was my lasting impression of dog day
AN was so much better before I got here.
cause he forgot to pick up his
avacado-based dog food and hurt his leg getting some cheap knock-off brand at the Walmart last night.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY TAKE GIAMBI OUT?
Why with a one run lead and he’s leading off next inning??? What if the twins score here? Barton to lead off doesnt scare me if im the twins. Dumb move.
they speculated he was having leg issues.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He must be hurting a little
Calf problem last few days?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
that's not right.
I mean really I do get all those hair, beard, and mustache contests but way too too bizzaro for me…I mean heck, why not just join the cast of the remake of Freaks.
alaska A residing in Idaho.
I think I could do this with my short hairs
by Lucid Creations on Jun 8, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Does this have something to do with Jesus, too?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I don't think the new testament says anything about Jesus's pubes.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You're thinking of the new testicle.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
After reading this
I have a need to wash my hands of this
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
you should always wash your hands
after handling the Lord’s balls.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
this little light of mine. I'm gonna let it shine.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, if you only knew.
Hint: when they anoint his feet, they aren’t really anointing his feet.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Here you go.
Not the most scholarly reference, but there it is.
I know there’s a reference in Voltaire somewhere.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
NO BUT
your avatar look like Anderson Cooper 40 years from now on crack
by Lucid Creations on Jun 8, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Manscaping, dude.
Just sayin.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Come on Ziggy
GIDP please
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Thank you Ziggy
we needed that
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
hard to get past this:
" the week that presaged what very well might be"
AN was so much better before I got here.
I never would have guessed
how to pronounce Cuddyer.
I'm always amazed that everyone on the air seems to get it right.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
No one is more like cud than he is.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
ZIGGY WIN!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
WOOHOO! DP!
HANNAHAN!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
Ziggy gets the job done!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
and probably if Hannahan was replaced
by the Chi White Sox guy…
“…and he throws it into right field, and two runs are going to score!! "
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 8, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
So, for the record if Bailey's "good to go"
obviously he should get the 9th – only the folks in the dugout know how he might feel. I’d just rather go conservative on pushing his arm and am happy if Ziggy gets the ball in the 9th.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I don't recall
Bailey pitching three days in a row.
Gotta leave Ziggy in there.
Throwing Bailey out there a 3rd straight day is just straight up abusing his arm.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hurray for our BLOOGY.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
C'mon Staplehead!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
a mini one?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, do you think the llama and the buffalo would get along?
it’s basically just a horse and a cow, so I’d think that’s OK. Not that I know much about ranching.
AN was so much better before I got here.
No, I think the whole mini-thing would make them both really mellow.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Buy one at the llama mall.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
But that's not palindromic.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yes, please.
I’ll take three.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
probably you can get a credit "blown save" swap
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 8, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
The Dale splits are back!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
woof.
way to make him work, there, Staplehead.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
...but I did not spill my draft beer!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
...do you suppose that's someone trying to scare the draft beer out of his hand?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm, interesting subtextual interpretation.
I’ll have to try to picture it that way next time.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
they only let him throw one pitch in the inning?
Nice that the A’s can burn through a chunk of the Twins bullpen in game one of the series.
I would have thought that his name rhymes with...
“derriere”
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
damn.
Span.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
He can't hit a lick
but Hannahan can flat-out play D … I have no idea why some on this site criticize his defense. He’s tough.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
I was thinking the same thing earlier.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Those who criticize Hannahan's defense
are using the Gold Glove standard.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Bailey time
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Really, Bailey again?
Can I pre-emptively feel sorry for his arm problems down the road?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
damn it, Mike, do you wanna win tonight or not?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sure, but... really why can't Ziggy finish the game?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Because he sucks this year, dude.
he’s horrible. We’re lucky he got out of the 8th.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Eh, I give him the 9th.
and if absolutely necessary (ie 2 guys on base) get Bailey in there.
Dude’s overworked, I don’t care if he used to be a SP.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Say more plz.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Wasn't that actually a 4-pitch inning?
Anyway, time to get out the ol’ Irish Cream…
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Now there's a euphemism I hadn't heard yet.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
he got busy with life.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
I asked that a while back.
I think it was Nico or Flashfire who said something about how it was supposed follow Zig in the minors to the bigs, but now he’s in the bigs. Or he wants to dedicate more time to his family. One of the two.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Or both.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Not happy with this
I would rather be more careful with Bailey.
he's the closer
"I’m actually a disgrace to myself right now." - Sean Gallagher (quoting me after a night out on the town)
or larger leads
But, apparently that just means Bailey comes in and throws 30 pitches
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
its not so much that
It’s that the kid is absolutely on fire these days.
No doubt he was begging to go.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
he can't keep throwing as many innings as he has
but there’s no one I would rather see out there right now
You guys realize he was a starter until a year ago right?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Your point being what?
Oh, right, he hasn’t been a starter for an entire year and as such isn’t really accustomed to high pitch counts or workloads anymore?
Yeah, I agree.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
So?
Relief pitching is different than starting pitching.
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Kuip got that part right,
if you’re the closer, you pitch a lot. No one ever worried about Eck’s workload – just sayin.
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.
Eck
was a veteran pitcher who was only used for one inning at a time. Bailey is a rookie who should be treated differently.
And he shouldn’t be tossed into blowouts, as he was on Friday.
That's what we have Santiago, Russ and Edgar for
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Bailey pitched Saturday, after Ziggy gave up a 3-run bomb
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Those 26 pitches in Friday's blowout
continue to aggravate me.
yup. It made NO sense.
stupid stupid manager.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
stupid stupid victory
He used Bailey against the heart of the Oriole order. The A’s won. They’ve won twice more with Bailey closing. Now he can rest a couple of days. Get over it— Geren’s getting better like the team is.
It's Bailey
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Gameday likes living in a strange world.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
2 pop outs one more to go
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sick curveball
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
"Busher"
snerk
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
bailey for all star!!
rookie of the yr
he’s papelbon without the obnoxious personality
WIN!!!!!!!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
KENNEDY!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions
7 in a row!!!
McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there
by streetisclosedin08 on Jun 8, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
It's Jimmy Stewart from the dream sequence in Vertigo
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
AK!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Let's dance, bitches!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
Yay! Catch it for Tintin!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Kennedy is our MVP ... easy
I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions
Ball Game....
Nice catch by Big Slick
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KENNEDY FOR OUTFIELD GOLD GLOVE!!!!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Celebrate good times
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions
Get to dancing!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Mazzaro for team MVP
“Mazzaro World” is 7-0!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Nice low pitch count inning for Bailey (11?)
And he had BETTER take Tuesday off no matter what.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
he will...
and with Anderson on the hill, well maybe it won ’t be close. If you catch my drift
Maybe they finally realized that
Cute Girl does not always equal good tv. I mean, it usually does, but not always! ;)
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Depends on the channel
and by channel, I mean amount of clothing
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Damn, it sure is gonna be tough when Mark Ellis comes back from injury.
Other than that, YEAH!!! A’s win!!!
Kennedy to 3B - book it.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
WOOHOO!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
You make an excellent point
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
thank you. I try to be succinct and stay on point.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
/high five
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
High five dead zombie hands!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
/high five dead zombie hands!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
high fives with dead zombie handz
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Mine too
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
bring your good times and your laughter too!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
Jack Cust is an awful interview.
He really doesn’t look like he wants to be up there in front of the camera.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
and play-act the other people.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
as long as he keeps hitting bombs I don't care
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
this
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I don't either.
he’d probably be cool to kick back with and have a beer. I’m just sayin he doesn’t look like he enjoys being on camera, and you could almost see him searching his brain for the right cliche to give when he was talking.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It's tough to look good...
…when your interviewer is kind of an idiot
by EastVillageA on Jun 8, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
BoCro had a boy
Tyler Crosby
Congrat’s Bobby and Ms. Crosby
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
It's 19 inches long
Just like Crosby’s strike zone!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
19 inches?
No wonder I’ve never seen Mrs. Crosby. Now it makes sense why he stands so far away from the plate.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
He should have named the boy "Blez"
Blez Crosby.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
The lady just said Hannahan hits very well at home. The average?
.256.
Okay, for HIM that’s pretty good, but…….
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Hey James were you here all night?
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Well you came back just in time
to see us win!
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Jeez, 67M, where's the post-game wrap?
It’s been like five minutes!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
What do you expect
You stole his pen, broke his pencil, and poured ginger ale on his computer.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
hmmm.
valid point.
I guess I shouldn’t bitch when I sabotage him like that, huh?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I like Nico's headline better.
After Weeks, Beane takes Leake.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
about time, slacker.
That was like, what, 12 minutes?!
Korach’s almost done with the recap for chrissakes!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys jinxed it
Mindy mispronounced Cuddyer
A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

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