Next on Game Thread...
Hopefully some runs for the A's.
3-0 Twins going to the bottom of the 4th.
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Good
that thread was lacking in mojo.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
True
It was brought out at the wrong time.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
good point....
boobs are bad mojo…for game threads anyhow.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if the wide strike zone threw off Outman's game
..just speculatin’
Make the call
Josh Outman’s agent needs to call up MLB and get that changed to an error on Orlando Cabrera.
Outman walks not allowed in this thread.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
How many of these do you have?
And how are you going to fit into your clothes tomorrow?
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane
by WhiteElephantGuy on Jun 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I just heard...
“If the A’s win, I’m going to work nude tomorrow!”
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane
by WhiteElephantGuy on Jun 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Lets Go A's!
Win one for nudity, please.
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane
by WhiteElephantGuy on Jun 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
the sign monkeys would surely not be pleased.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
she's made several.
but gives 99% of them away…
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
YAY!
and she rocks. did I mention that?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
A walk is a good start
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
so I hear
never tried it
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You're Gonna Love His Balls!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna slap my troubles away.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Highly probable!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm with ya while we're batting
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Vegas is going to love you.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
The odds folks don't follow game threads.
They don’t watch games. They just read the box score and adjust their spreadsheets afterward.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
woot!
two on!
eight straight balls!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
Wednesday is dollar dog night.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
lucky.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll decide on Wednesday at work....
might email you during the day if I decide to go.
There's no crying in baseball!
you should go.
I’ve only regretted not going, never going.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Let's catch a flight
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I catch a flight, I'm going for Saag's, m'man!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too. No doubtzky aboutzky
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I dream about the Saag's hot links with the grilled onions and the peppers.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Back to back W's
good start
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
If Zooks hits a bomb, will G be able to score from 2B?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Or 1B, since that's where he is
FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Ankiel-ish
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
woof.
I don’t like Brendan Harris.
Jerk.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
seriosuly.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
After I ripped him early, Harris made a great play
What a jerk.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
made you look stupid to boot!
Selfish prick.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Everybody poops
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Gets out the fetters
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
it's a pro-S&M crowd here at AN.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Kicks out the jams
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
YEAH, Boy!
Detroit forever!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Outman forgot his name.
thought it was walkman.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Holliday "slow up" on that one?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions
That was an excellent play
Third base was his only chance for an out.
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!!
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Zombies?
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
We're all gonna undie!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
WHERE?!
{clears chamber, readies molotovs, alerts WBC and Cap’n}
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
If we dont score this inning imma be pissed.
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
I believe Gameday has gone on vacation
Can someone give a PxP?
"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton
Bases loaded after AC takes one off the helmet
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
OMG!
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
JERK!
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane
by WhiteElephantGuy on Jun 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Ow
"May our feet be swift. May our bats be mighty. And may our balls be...plentiful."
by nothinlikethetown on Jun 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Not exactly what we needed.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
Head shots are not a good thing to see.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
let's win for Cunningham.
God rest his soul.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
Thank God for helmets.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I had to back up off of it and set my bat down
Hit on the earhole—I’m fucked up now.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
He seems ok.
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
Can we get a second opinion...
…from the Twins training staff, who probably have a better track record than ours?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions
probably?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
totally agreed
send him for xrays/ct/mri, just to be sure. head injuries aren’t something to be f’d with.
There's no crying in baseball!
That's unsettling
I know he’s got a helmet, and should be okay. But it’s still creepy when the ball bangs right off the helmet like that.
That sounded like a car wreck
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
c'mon HANNAHAN!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
Thank god he has a hard head
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Just don't GIDP, Miley!
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Bad memories bad memories
Only game I’ve been to this year was that Haren one.
"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton
Jack is gonna jack one!
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
Not quite.
But it will do Jacky boy.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Ill take it.
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
Staplehead is the emergency outfielder
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
HANNAHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
In play run(s) for Miley!
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions
Yes!!!!
Way to go Jack
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
HANNAHAN!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
I dont effing believe it
"May our feet be swift. May our bats be mighty. And may our balls be...plentiful."
by nothinlikethetown on Jun 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Hannahan says "I spit on you AN'ers who thrash me"
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
OMG
OMG AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane
by WhiteElephantGuy on Jun 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Bases-clearing double
My favorite non-HR hit.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
A thing of beauty
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Hit the ball he cannahan!
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
The A's have no backup outfielders?
Why did we call up Barton?
Also, Hanny!
Cust can move from DH to RF
Barton 1B, Giambi DH
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
If you move hi into the field, u lose DH
"May our feet be swift. May our bats be mighty. And may our balls be...plentiful."
by nothinlikethetown on Jun 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
AK can play RF
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
the baseball gods have spoken
No beaning!
nah, you just run towards the one in the middle
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
Bonus: Richie gets to enjoy his concussion from the bench.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
Now he's even more like Byrnes!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
FUCK YEAH!!!!
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Beane needs to find out about hiring Getafix as head trainer
Do you think they can test for magic potion?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
don't doubt the HANNAHAN!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
For those whose gamechannel crapped out
Try mlb.com gameday.
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane
by WhiteElephantGuy on Jun 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions
http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2009_06_08_minmlb_oakmlb_1&mode=gameday
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I can't believe Hannahan hit a deep double
I’m still shocked.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
It's also nice to see somebody clear the bases with A's on them for a change
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
nah.
HANNAHAN comes through with regularity for a .200 hitter.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL yeah
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
my words ring true
last thread to nico:
" look at it this way: if tolbert can do it, so can hannahan"
Matt Tolbert and Josh Fields
Because it CAN get worse.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
I saw your WAR post
Do you really buy into the defensive metrics enough to prefer Hannahan to Fields? Instinct tells me I’d rather have Fields, but what does that really mean, anyway
You know what I'd really like? A GWAR post.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Guys. Have faith in our training staff.
They know what they’re doing.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
I take back everything I've said about hannahan
If I’ve ever said anything about hannahan.
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane
by WhiteElephantGuy on Jun 8, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
Hannahan hit 27 doubles last year
…it’s just the .218 average…
I say we feed Harris to the zombies
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
or course his glove
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Unless we can trade for him.
Or clone him. Whatever
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
that would be an acceptable use of zombies, though as a
card-carrying member (and co-founder) of the anti-zombie braineaters association, I don’t endorse using them at all, except for target practice.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Gio so far...
4IP 1H 0R 3BB 7Ks
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
You sure that's not Matt Young?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Pretty sure yes. :)
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
how cool? how helpful? how gracious? how green was my valley?
AN was so much better before I got here.
how green was your valley?
And, seriously, how green can a valley get?!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
+ a lot
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh wait. Were you talking about Jack himself?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Aw Go-Go
Maybe it’s for the best that he’s not a Met anymore…
A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08
More runs, please.
Don’t let the Twins break another streak.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Smiliing adoringly at Sweeney
and vice versa
A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08
they're apparently taking a bath together after the game.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Harris...Haaaarris.........

I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
In public?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I think that's illegal.
Even in Oakland.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
beat you to it mike
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Well done sir.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
She's offering legal advice now?
A reminder for those who missed it, “TWSS” means “that’s what she said”, not “hey, that post sounds dirty”.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
he's a between-innings
obstetrician?
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Jun 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, I gotta go to my softball game
Y’all keep an eye on everything, ya hear? I’ll be back for the post-game….
There's no crying in baseball!
but it takes so much time with the makeup and the wig...
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
have fun, gigs!
see you later.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring more cupcakes
or booz
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
I like this working the count by Cabrera
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Coo Coo
Cabrera walks after starting 0-2. Gotta like that.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Ohh.. Barton gonna play RF?
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
throws chair...
"May our feet be swift. May our bats be mighty. And may our balls be...plentiful."
by nothinlikethetown on Jun 8, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
catches chair with one hand.
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
you.
RF. Now.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Where my plane ticket sir?
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
check under your seat.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
there's snakes on this mf'n plane?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
you 10:45
and bring a friend
"May our feet be swift. May our bats be mighty. And may our balls be...plentiful."
by nothinlikethetown on Jun 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
wow.
I like you.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Worse english accent ever
my fav line
Fuck me he made it
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
cleared it
"May our feet be swift. May our bats be mighty. And may our balls be...plentiful."
by nothinlikethetown on Jun 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Frank Francisco Strikes Back!
"May our feet be swift. May our bats be mighty. And may our balls be...plentiful."
by nothinlikethetown on Jun 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
And you know
every ball is going to be hit to him.
Of course
Why expect anything different?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Oh good, Cunningham gave his OF glove to Barton.
Don’t send Cunningham back out there…
There's no crying in baseball!
Welcome back to the A's, Daric.
Now go stand in right field.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
GYMNASTICS!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Whatever, johnny come lately.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than not at all.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
true.
well, come on in, then.
you bring bbq?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Sadly no
but I did just enjoy a bit of leftover hamburger helper.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Gardenhire has bad hammy
Has he been running bases LOL
Got to love the A's - Cunningham hands his outfielder's glove to
Barton ‘cos he doesn’t have one. Such professionals.
He probably stole it from Crosby
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
C'mon AK!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
Swarzak
He gone.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Can't believe the moral police don't get the stoner ordering the tacos baNnED
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
No way
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think so.
I was thinking the same thing.
They show that commercial here. Which is strange because there’s not a Jack within 700 miles, but…
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, that commercial pretty much makes my dad cry
He loved Jack in the Box, but we don’t have them anywhere near here anymore
A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08
weird, huh?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
How do people in FLA change tires, by stacking wood blocks under their cars?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
dude,
I have no clue how they do anything in Florida.
I do know I sold a pair of magnet to two of the hill people rapists from Deliverance this morning.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
You got a pretty mouth
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I think if my rocker funky sign monkey wouldn't have been there,
I may have been having unsolicited and unwanted gay sex.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
squeal like a pig, boy
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
as opposed to solicited and wanted
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
of course.
they were creepy rednecks, mike. c’mon.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Some day, an ANer is going to be sent to FLA to find you
and you’ll be bald, surrounded by monkeys sacrificing water buffalo, and mumbling about “The horror! The horror!”
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
QOTM, gratuitous self-referential edition.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
but you have a lot of BK's
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So, uh, I left for a moment, came back, Twins were up 3-0, left again, saw that the A’s tied the game. Should I stay here or leave again?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions
seriously, can you do both?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So much for that rally
Crap.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Yeah for the A's it definitely is
And, it’s better than being down 3-0 too.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
Isn't Barton really bad with fly balls to 1st?
…am I thinking of someone else? Of all the people to play RF…
I've had a lot of balls hit me in the face.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I love you.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
We don't want to hear about your time in prison
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
we're winning this shit tonight, fellers.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
I have a good feeling about this, too
And ANers know that I’m not always a ray of optimistic sunshine
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
agrd.
This shit’s ours.
We ain’t backing down from this. They are.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Dang, no Staplehead
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
....I'll burn the place to the ground....
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
We need three Petit's to cover 2nd?
That’s bad
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
What should I do with this cat?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
get that cat out of here!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
What's on second.
Who’s on first.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I was totally expecting someone to say
I dunno.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Pitt/ATL goes to the 15th.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Mauer looked bad there
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
outman owns mauer
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane
by WhiteElephantGuy on Jun 8, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
And Morneau
"It is like Menudo, where guys reach a certain age and are kicked out of the band. And they go on to be Ricky Martins somewhere else." -Billy Beane
by WhiteElephantGuy on Jun 8, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe someone already did this, but
Rejoice in the return of Staplehead!

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08
by schmifty on Jun 8, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions 6 recs
HE'S WEARING FLOATIES!!!
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
O_O
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 8, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't get it and it frightens, angers and disturbs me,
but I like it.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 8, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I want this post to turn green plz
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 8, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Thank god there both lefty's
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
yay strickout
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Outside corner, ring 'em up, strike three called!
I love that phrase from Ken Korach.
by raider5606 on Jun 8, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
I am Custicus!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
True Outcome!
4-3 Athletics
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 8, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions
See what happens when you swing early
Good Custy
SPARTACUST!!!
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
It's Gone!!!!
Cust is the shit
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
No to complain too much
I know, fly outs fairly deep before…too bad it was a solo shot.
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 8, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He was leading off the inning?
What more can he do
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Spartacust = Chuck Norris
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
what a stupid day for the A's stream to follow the atlanta/pittsburgh stream
6-6 in the 15th of that game. i’ve missed so much while seeing so little.
don't care if i ever get back.
Bloop for Zook
1B
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Petit K'd inning over
4-3 us
a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe
Dude, everyone else is on the new thread.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

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