A Walk in the Park so far as the Thread Continues
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 7, 2009 1:48 PM PDT
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Boobies!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Booby Croosby!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions
It's nice to know I'm missed!
Me Mum’s 65th birthday today. Big party.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 7, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
That was close, Bobby.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, so I need some opinions
Those of you who have made it to oen of the tailgates this season have seen my big ass (grill).
Since it’s kind of a bitch to lug such a huge ass (grill) around in the back of my truck, I’m very seriously considering this.
Thoughts?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Dude, that looks epic.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 1:51 PM PDT up reply actions
You’re epic.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed, it is.
I’ve been working out, though.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I AM VIN MAZZARO'S SLIDER FOR AN OUT PITCH.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
"Vin Mazzaro"
Sounds like a command from a German dude. “Vin, Mazzaro! Vin zis game!”
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
K!!!
Mazarro’s K/BB is now at 0.75. Getting to 1, you guys.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Man
If the K’s start coming for Vin, he’s gonna be good.
I really enjoy our young pitchers. I really do.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
And to think we have more than just these 5.
is awesome.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
And Old Man Braden isn't even old
25!
This is awesome.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
I know it's only 1 and a 1/3 games for Vin
But it’s a pity he had a bad end to ST because he should have been here from the get go and I believe it’s quite possible we would not have had Eveland and co burying us in a hole.
But we will never know.
These young guys appear to be feeding off each other at the moment
No disrespect to Texas
but the slegnA and their pitching has got a whole lot better (SP that is) and anytime one of them gets lit up or has a minor accident, it’s always a good thing. As long as we win I do not mind Texas winning as long as slegnA take a dump
Didn't medieval scholars have a vigorous debate about
whether Angels take a dump?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
How many Angels can take a dump on the head of a pin?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
gah we are going through the usual pattern
score in the first, and then the offense dies the rest of the game.
Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.
so...
what was Ziegler’s record again?
Coming here and venting is being a fan; it shows you care - Nico
I hate the Giants, but they’re on a rain delay right now.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
This is the fifth straight game for them.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Wha???
Never watch the giants…not a command – but a personal preference
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by BERRYJO on Jun 7, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
There’s always room for improvement.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess they read AthleticsReign's post.
They want to make sure no one catches them in the race for Bryce Parker.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yeah, him.
My bad.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
The Orioles have made some nice defensive plays and they did they get that call over at first base.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, and people like myself were skeptical about calling up Mazzaro.
Amateurs.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions
and now we come to the portion of our broadcast where Ray talks about Catfish Hunter
AN was so much better before I got here.
I don’t think they’ve talked about food yet, have they?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I love seeing our retired numbers
just not on those tarps
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
A's Marketing really needs to do something about comercials
that is, GET MORE. For TV and Radio. I dont’ care, just get MORE commercials.
It gets REALLY annoying to hear the same comercial, every inning of every game.
And its because of this that we hear so many promo comercials.
Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.
With the exception of
“sippin on a MG” and “mini sirloin burgers”.
Those two never get old.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Hey, we got a hit
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
The Orioles are still playing good defense.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions
O's got Gold Glovers at every position?
Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.
I thought Jones hit that out of the park.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:27 PM PDT reply actions
Wow. That looked like it was gonna go about 450 feet when Jones made contact.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Let’s get out of the inning, Vin.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT reply actions
That would be swell.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Use that sinker, kid.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Sixth inning, three run game...
Time to bring in Bailey to finish it off.
Springer time
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Sense: that made none.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions
If we're gonna pitch bailey
more than an inning when it’s 9-4, we might as well use him every inning, ever.
Nice job, Vin!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
STRICKOUT!!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 2:34 PM PDT reply actions
yay strickout
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
well good afternoon
nice to see you all… this seems to be going well =)
This yoot My Cousin Vinny, fuggetaboutit! They get nuttin’, and like it!
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
is this the same mazz
that got shelled in A ball
When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
- Woody Allen
by rhymeswithelephant on Jun 7, 2009 2:35 PM PDT reply actions
great work from mazzaro
though, yeah, the orioles are terrible.
They have some nice hitters, especially in the outfield.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Who would the A's want for Cabrera from the Red Sox?
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
If we have to settle for Kevin Youkilis, that’s fine with me.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Sox
are probably getting Lowrie back this month. Definitely before the deadline.
Well apparently they're talking to the A's about Cabrera.
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
so are we tossing the Kid out there for the 7th or is it Wuertz time?
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
he's at 89 pitches, btw
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Jun 7, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions
He's goin back out
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
he's in for the 7th
Beast!! Beast!!!
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
That first out is big...
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
Hey hey hey...
nice inning!
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
Solid.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
yeah, I send him out for the 8th
the 7th was like a 6 pitch inning, economical
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Jun 7, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
That was a nice and quick inning from Vin.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
1-2-3!
That’s how elementary it’s gonna be.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions
well all right then
this Wieters kid is supposed to be the new Joe Mauer, but somehow they look less… comfortable facing our young vessel of hurling awesomeness Mr. Mazzaro.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Jun 7, 2009 2:46 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Vessel of Hurling Awesomeness
That’s fantastic.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
and that's before eating, just woke up after the usual Saturday night fun
give me a few minutes and I’ll be Roger Angell up in this piece.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Jun 7, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions
If it were after eating
“hurling” would have a different connotation.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
In Mazzaro world, there are vessels and awesomeness, but no hurling
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
But among the vessels, no patrol craft.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Out of curiosity
Is anybody else that Geren used all his regular bullpen guys in a blowout?
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
pissed^
And I meant yesterday.
Evil Cowtown Inc: Screwin' Suckaz over since Nineteen Eighty-Five.....
No mistakes in the tango, darling. Not like life. Simple. That's what makes the tango so great. If you make a mistake, and get all tangled up, you just tango on.....
I have to say that the difference seems to be
that a game like this, with all of two hits, is one we’d have had as much chance of winning as I do of playing the bass like Larry Graham about 10 days ago, but now we are in position to win it relatively easily.
If this is Mazzaro World, I’m looking at condos and the schools because me and the family are moving in for good.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Unfortunately, in Mazzaro world, there are no condos
There are schools, though.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
...Hannahan? At first?
Has this ever happened before?
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 2:54 PM PDT reply actions
Korach speculating that maybe
Mrs Crosby went into labor.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That makes sense.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the hannannanannnahan (oops got carried away) nickname from yesterday. Fanafan
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by BERRYJO on Jun 7, 2009 2:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Vinsanity for the 8th!!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The first batter is key...
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
Short leash, I presume
I wouldn’t want to push it in Mazzaro’s second big league start and a 3-run lead.
BIG K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
they are speculating on the radio
that Croz’s wife just went into labor and he has split to the hospital, hence the Hannyhan sighting at first base.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
maybe she should have more babies
When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back.
- Woody Allen
by rhymeswithelephant on Jun 7, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions
One works once per season
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
standing ovation!!!!
D-A-Z-Z-L-I-N-G
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
I love these guys
But I wouldn’t mind seeing them (Cahill too) acknowledge the applause. Or was I just spoiled by Stew?
I'm here to talk about the past.
/stands and applauds
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 2:57 PM PDT reply actions
What a game...
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
Wuertz is coming in, right?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 2:58 PM PDT reply actions
On TV they said that they A's have something like a 24:1 K:BB ratio this series...
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
Two outstanding pitching performances in a row
I’m likin’ it. Vin’s ERA still 0
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by BERRYJO on Jun 7, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions
Don't jinx it
That runner on first is his responsibility.
I was really thinking about yesterday's game and todays....but didn't state it vey clearly!
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by BERRYJO on Jun 7, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
He set the A's record for scoreless innings to start a career... for a starter that is.
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
No complaints from me about this move
This is Wuertz’s role now, especially with the top of the order coming up.
I do wish Bailey hadn’t pitched yesterday, though.
Mazzaro going for Ziggy's
rookie scoreless-innings-to-start-a-career mark, set last year.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Has the team record for a starting pitcher.
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
< dances in chair >
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by the way
just for the record I must state that I am not, nor have I ever, been seen sippin’ on a MG.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
So you don't know that fresh draft taste from the bottle?
Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.
you gotta help me Z
without the knowledge of just how fantastic sippin’ on a MG is, I might not make it through life.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Jun 7, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Sorry, I spilled my bottle
(but it wasn’t on the dance floor!)
Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.
I'd pay good American money
to see Z get down on the dance floor, that could be Reality TV in the making right there kid!!!
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Jun 7, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions
In Mazzaro world, there are no MGs. Just good beer.
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Whew!! Didn't want to be the jinx!! LOL
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by BERRYJO on Jun 7, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Good job, Rajai!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions
Rajai Davis
he ain’t good, but he ain’t slow either!
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
This is like Angels in the Outfield
That looked like a double off the bat. Is there some force knocking balls down on our behalf?
Was there a wind gust?
I don’t know if it’s windy at the game, but it sure looked like wind knocked that ball down.
I really don't want to look a good streak in the mouth
or question the last week too much, but it really does seem like a switch has been thrown in the universe that was labelled “VIN MAZZARO” and it has become 2002 with this team all of a sudden.
They are saying that they have to look up if this is the least hits ever gotten by us in a win, the radio cats are looking that up right now.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Jeez 2 hits
that’s maximizing your opportunities LOL
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Dear A's Pitchers
This game is all on you; we did our part the last few games.
Sincerely,
The A’s Hitters
That is a nasty curveball
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Ken Korach is always hitting us with the knowledge.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 3:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Blanton vs K Escobar, 2-1
Escobar gave up 7 BBs.
One run came on walk, sacrifice, walk, then fielder’s choice with an error.
Other run came on walk, walk, single.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Bailey at 4-0, 2.04, leads MLB in relief strikeouts
if that’s his line at the end of the season, there’s yer AL Rookie of the Year.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
SIDDOWN!!!!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I'm starting to like this Bailey guy.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
Hey, you mean that you haven’t yet?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a bit pessimistic by nature and slow to come around.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
I understand.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in a a recovery group for pessimists. We 6 step since we don't think we can do all 12.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
The basis for the 12 steps was six principles.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 7, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Just get the ground ball, then, Bailey.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions
Matt Wieters is due up next.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
I wonder if ESPN has given Andrew Bailey any sort of recognition yet.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 3:18 PM PDT reply actions
Salazar
He should have asked for time before that last pitch. He wasn’t ready.
A veteran steps out.
I like Salazar’s hustle, though.
*CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES COME ON!!* wow, a six game winning streak
and fully HALF of them are shutouts, I’m new to young pitching, is this good?
passes around the Tasty Purple Victory Bowl for his pals to puff on
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
SWEEP!
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Holy crap, that's a lot of pet hair
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
That’s our first sweep of the season, folks.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions
Didn't we get a two-game sweep against the Royals?
Or am I remembering wrong?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
No, we did get a two-game sweep against KC.
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 3:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's the TALLEST broom!!
Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ~Jim Bouton, 1988
by BERRYJO on Jun 7, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Celebrate good times
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 7, 2009 3:20 PM PDT reply actions
SWEEP!
On TWO hits!!! We’d never win those! Who is this mysterious team this week???
And damn…that Mazzaro kid!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Sweeps are welcome in Mazzaro world
Losing is not
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Vin Mazzaro is now 2-0 with a 0.00 ERA, 0.88 WHIP and .170 BAA.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 7, 2009 3:21 PM PDT reply actions
I LOVE JUNE
Keep it up A’s! I’ll see you next week!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
that's 38-8
outscoring other teams the last 6 games.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
That's amazing!
It’s like a different team.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
But in the six games before that
we were outscored 41-14. Go figure.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Balancing out that ol' run differential a bit
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April and May are not allowed in Mazzaro world
But summer’s fair game
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
I know nobody cares about your fantasy team,
but jeez the A’s pitching staff would have won you the week single handed. Is that the third shutout of the week? Awesome stuff.
I know nobody cares about my fantasy team,
but this week my pitchers have allowed 5 ER in 58 1/3 innings, good for a 0.77 ERA and 0.89 WHIP.
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Wait, let me check my fantasy league, where I have the A's as my pitching staff
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
You know what would have been even cooler than
having all of those pitchers on your fantasy team?
Having all of those pitchers on the real-life team that you root for. Now that would be really cool.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
what's the code for images on here?
I have a great picture to post =)
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
ahhhh
thanks flash! You are the savior of the universe! Or so the song goes ;)
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
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m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
See, yer honor, the two yutes...
Truth, Justice, and the Mazzaro Way.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
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