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Open Thread: Game 54 - A's vs. Orioles

Baltimore Orioles at Oakland Athletics, Jun 6, 2009 6:05 PM PDT


I believe introductions are in order: A's, this is the 1/3 mark; 1/3 mark, the A's. Oakland takes a 4-game winning streak into tonight's Jordin Sparks concert game, sending righty starter Trevor Cahill to the mound against something the Orioles call a "Berken." Don't ask me about Berken's stock (ask Rick Schu). About what I can tell you about Berken is that his first name is Jason. That's my scouting report: Expect him to be named Jason.

The lineup is interesting. Either someone really messed up on the positions or Bob Geren is on crack. Or both.




 

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Mindi says that lineup is wrong.

And did I hear the words “degenerative disc” in the pregame show??? Who were they talking about?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh noes.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 5:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately, Cust.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

So what does that mean?

Sounds serious, but if he’s still in the lineup, what’s the deal?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Apparently, he got the report of degeneration

that he didn’t know about. It’s probably more of a long-term question, not so much to do with his current situation (which I think is more spasm/muscle related).

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 6, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's positions are identical to the O's positions

So either someone looked at the wrong column in listing the lineups, or Bob Geren thought “Well if 2B, RF, CF, DH, 1B, 3B, C, LF, SS” is good enough for Baltimore, it should be good enough for us."

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, at least we have a 3B-man now

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 6, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the lineup is definitely wrong.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 6, 2009 5:50 PM PDT reply actions  

That was so bad, I turned it over.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

DFA RAJAI NOW

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT reply actions  

How many more freaking reasons did we need?

I had to change the channel.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 5:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did Rajai do now?

Is it Donorfia time yet?

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Jun 6, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He hasn't done anything yet.

And yes.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 6, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

He attempted to "sing" the National Anthem.

It was excruciating.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

no.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lester is in line for a perfect game through 6 innings.

I know people hate the Red Sox, but he’s been absolutely amazing so far.

by OldhamA on Jun 6, 2009 5:59 PM PDT reply actions  

he's got a no-hitter already.

perfect game is a lot harder though.

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 6, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Merkin Valdez married Jason Berken

they wouldn’t be in California.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Merkin Berkin makin' bacon?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interesting H/R splits for Cahill

At home, Cahill has a 3.75 ERA, 36 IP, 34 H, 9 BB and 21 Ks. On the road, he has a 5.18 ERA, 24.1 IP, 27 H, 17 BB and 6 Ks (blech). But at home, he’s allowed 7 HR (nearly 1 per 5 IP!), while on the road he’s only allowed 2 HR (1 per 12). Maybe he’s been so wild on the road that no one can really get ahold of one of his high sinkers.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, the strange part is the HRs

It’s amazing how much more effective he’s been giving up a HR ever 5 innings than a HR every 12 innings. Usually more than doubling your HR rate kinda screws a pitcher up!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay strickout

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

x2

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was SWEET.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay folks, here's the question about tonight

How many of the A’s starting pitchers are really psyched about seeing the Jordin Sparks show after the game?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

One, maybe?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 6, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mazzaro, Anderson and Cahill are all look enough to be fans! Has Cahill even started shaving yet?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can we get an encore from last night, offense?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 6, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Grit.

Give a hit- K the rest, nice.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 6, 2009 6:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Small crowd tonight.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Not many people at the game, either

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

I actually meant game-thread wise, but after I typed it realized it was true for both.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's probably not too late.

I mean, it’s not like they’re sold out, is it?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

the bottom third of our lineup is hitting a solid

.539…COMBINED

"True fact: In a global thermonuclear war, the only human who would survive would be David Eckstein" -PT

by travdog6 on Jun 6, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Love the JitB stoner ad

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Lead-off OrCa double

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

That was a nice one, Orlando.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 6, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

a double??? whoa

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 6, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

an OrCa double

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is sweet as a NRAF

I get to watch the A’s on TV

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:16 PM PDT reply actions  

I live in North Carolina

Baltimore games are the only ones that are always televised

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though wouldn't that put you in the mlb.tv blackout zone for...

Baltimore, Washington, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Miami and Tampa Bay (Florida’s the South after all), and Arizona (like NC a major retirement state)?

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard about that, but I just went through all my channels

and didn’t find it anywhere.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

good sac fl by Kennedy

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions  

sac fly, that is

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tuning in....with a bit of optimism, finally!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 6:19 PM PDT reply actions  

We'll work on that

Please stand by.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 6, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

RBI for Cust

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions  

A leadoff double and two productive outs

Works fer me!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 6, 2009 6:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Does that McGwire jersey come with ...

Creatine?

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

nope, but it changes your stance

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice play Jack!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Anybody else having trouble with the A's TV feed?

Even in reduced Standard mode, it’s still herky jerky.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Man

I LOVE seeing those 3 ground ball outs!

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 6, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions  

I think I like 4-3-hill....

….even better than K-hill!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

For those not with radio -

Hannahan has now gone a club record 67 straight errorless games at 3B.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 6, 2009 6:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I wonder if his career would have ended up better if he'd just learned to hit righthanded as a kid

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or just hit period.

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 6, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Minus the 9.5 mil a year of course.

And kendall at least got HBP

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 6, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both the Rangers and slegnA are losing in late innings.

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 6, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So, this is where all the cool kids are.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions  

I was waylaid by zombies.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

No way

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

swear.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, very nice.

I was on the same track, but I had to cancel my reply because yours is so much cleverer.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHERE?!

/clears chamber

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

slegnA lost. CG by Jackson.

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 6, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions  

why would you wear an O alternate hat when you could wear that cute birdie?

I don’t get these Orioles.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Jackson complete game win over the slegna

strikes out the side in the 9th, too

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Slow night so far here on AN

All those west coasters must be stuck in traffic yet.

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions  

supid RAFs!

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 6, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is completely OT, but it's a slow night around here.

I want to buy this print for my place:

but allposters.com only has it in 18×12. Anyone know where I could find a larger print?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow, look at the old SF skyline!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you find a good, fairly large sized copy of it?

I’m capable of making it.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haven't been able to so far.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could order the 18x12 from allposters.com

and then send that to LB to enlarge.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's an idea.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

So smart.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do that and I'll do it for you.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

REALLY!?!

excuse the sentence I’m about to type, but how big do you think you can get it?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

printer maxes out at 54", so 54" by 81".

Actually a little smaller…margins and such.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy moly.

You’re my most favorite today.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes, well,

thank you!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

present sign maker > past typographer

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm going with the "what have you done for me lately" theory.

Time to step it up, iglew.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Typography's AWESOME.

I could deal with this occupation if it was odd enough to call a specialty.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kern for fun.

I kid you not.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kern for money.

I’m a professional kerner.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm a contract kerner.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

My older brother designed an award-winning typeface.

(Don’t like to boast for myself, but always willing to boast for family.)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, what?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whitman

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

is it purty?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whitman

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like it.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your brother is Kent?

That’s a big family. A lot of work there…

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I think it was just basics at first, but then people kept requesting variations. I know he originally envisioned it as a book face, but it’s been really popular with magazines.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. You can't do that if I've pre-empted the TWSS!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

couldn't resist

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's time to send RJ2549 down to the RiverCats' blog

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

She said to ignore it.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

order one as big as you can find,

scan it at 500 dpi, and have it blown up to the size you want

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a similar idea.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I make maps like that everyday

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

really?

for why?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I work in GIS

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have a strange love of maps,

and it fits in with nothing else I like in life. Except perhaps literature, in a strange way…

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love maps too.

Have you checked out the Strange Maps blog? It’s all kinds of awesome.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

that.rocks.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yup!

Everyone may have seen this already because it’s kind of old, but if not, check out the United Countries of Baseball map.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how NorCal is ours,

except a little circle and the south bay.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW, this is the backup, which is also pretty freaking awesome:

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

that is great too!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

No offense, Oakland, because I love you

but the Campanile is kinda in Berkeley.

Also, orange trees? Really? How about, I dunno…an oak?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

LB at his supercool print shop in FLA

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

zombie brooms!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombie brooms want BRAINS!!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

magic, not zombie.

zombies would move much slower and with less aplomb.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually brooms have much more aplomb than third-basemen

Etymologically, you know.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

That had to hurt

foul ball bounced back and hit the guy in the throat

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:37 PM PDT reply actions  

and guy is pronounced geeaay

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or swallow your chaw

Kids, don’t chew tobacco.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mazzaro disagrees

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ouch!

I’ve never seen a guy foul one off his throat before. I know that hurts. Hope he’s alright.

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 6, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions  

Andre Ethier hit his second consecutive walk-off today

Made even more impressive since the Dodgers played the whole game while floating two feet off the ground.

by DDroney on Jun 6, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions  

I can haz levitate?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

levitashun

duh

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

<hangs head and slinks away>

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're forgiven.

Plus, you used to be a typographer, so my love for you knows no bounds.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Back in the day

Before the worldwide ban of Souvenir.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lidge 09 = teh suck

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Well played on the 2nd sentence

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't like the Bradley deal then and I like it even less now.

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cahill en route to an ERA in the 3's!

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 6, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Just got back from eating dinner

Eating chocolate, turned it on just to see that hoser get plunked in the throat.

by paradox on Jun 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT reply actions  

you had chocolate for dinner?!

awesome.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

har har

Dessert. I’m also getting la…well, it is a good night, yes

by paradox on Jun 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

laser hair removal?

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

larry's cable reomte?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

lazy eye?

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

[shakes head]

Buncha fucking degenerates on this board, some things never change.

by paradox on Jun 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was a foul ball

A's fan, trapped in North Carolina!

by RJ2549 on Jun 6, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

it was nasty

Never seen that before, and that guiy is no weenie, either.

by paradox on Jun 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

weenie-ay

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nolan Reimold

Sounds like 3/4 of a damn good pitcher.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Jack Hannahan the missing 1/4?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rajai with XBH!

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions  

no.

I don’t believe you.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cxan't read the bottom part.

is it serious or smart ass?

BTW, I’d prefer the smart-ass.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Serious

“In times of uncertainty, there is no greater beacon of hope than acting on the courage of one’s convictions for a better tomorrow.”

Yeah, whatevs.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh. Bummer.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone speak motivational poster?

What the hell is that supposed to mean. For whom does the beacon of hope in the aforementioned slogan, er, beac?

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

ask not. It beacs for thee.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Translation

“If your company is starting to suck, firing a bunch of people out of the courage of your convictions will inspire the remaining drones to work harder.”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Inspire might be the wrong verb.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick cricket question

Is there any such thing as a defensive specialist in cricket, other than wicketkeepers? I figure that there isn’t, but I don’t really know.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, he was not great with the bat for the first half of his career

he averaged under 30 at test level, IIRC, and even when he sorted himself out a bit, there was always at least one player that was regarded as better at number six. but you are right, he was never a complete liability with a bat in hand. his fielding certainly kept him in the team at times, though.

see also, to a lesser extent, paul collingwood

by bobnothing on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, that's a great play

but is that guy a lousy hitter who’s only on the team for his fielding? I’m curious about whether that kind of player exists in cricket. I’m sure that some good batsmen and bowlers are also good fielders.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

is there a Cricket equivalent of Hannahan?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly

Or Davis, or Pennington, or Gallego, or Pettis.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

no especially

there are plenty of bowlers who are terrible with bat in hand, mind. remember, as it’s a game that generally takes longer, you can rely more on your top six or seven batsman scoring runs for you.

unless, of course, you happen to be playing holland

by bobnothing on Jun 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Depending on the format (Test/One Day/20-20) they generally want 5 batsmen, 1 wicket keeper, 1 all rounder (both bats and bowls) and 4 frontline bowlers.

There’s been a shift in thinking ever since a guy called Adam Gilchrist donned the gloves for Australia in the 90s that the wicketkeeper should be a good batter first, wicket keeper second.

by OldhamA on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do the various limited-overs formats put more pressure on the wicketkeeper to bat well?

I gather that it puts more pressure on the batsmen to hit for more power.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

In Test Match cricket there’s less emphasis on the bowlers and wicket keeper to put runs on the board. The ‘top of the order’ (the first 5 batsmen) are the guys that really should be doing all the scoring. The ‘keeper and the all rounder should be able to score, but you shouldn’t depend on them contributing all the time. Anything you get from the ‘tail’ (the bowlers) is gravy. That’s because the batsmen have a long time to establish themselves and score their runs – the pressure is on the bowlers to get them out.

In One Day cricket and especially 20/20 the emphasis is on the batsmen to score runs at a pace as there are limited overs (technically there are limited overs in Test Matches, but y’know there’s plenty of time to get a result barring the weather). This means that the wicket keeper is expected to be able to score runs as the top order batsmen tend to get out trying to push the envelope and keep the run rate at a respectable level. Strangely enough as the emphasis is on run prevention rather than wicket taking the bowlers also tend to be more adept with the bat (and less adept with the ball – at least in terms of taking wickets).

In all three formats there really isn’t room for a guy to be in the team solely on his ability to field. The closest you get is the wicket keeper and as I’ve said there’s been a shift in thinking on that regard – they’re expected to contribute with the bat more and more these days.

by OldhamA on Jun 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

runz?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions  

run(z)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I predict Rajai will be hitting .300 by July

Okay, maybe not. Just trying to put the idea out there.

by DDroney on Jun 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

that'll seriously mess with him being my IP

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Orioles = Teh SuXXor

Not to take anything away from the A’s.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

5.24 team ERA

not fun.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

In play: run(s)!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Back to back

4 pitch walks…time to capitalize!

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 6, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions  

runZ!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

yes!

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Giambi!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The O A's

for offense

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeah.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 6, 2009 6:55 PM PDT reply actions  

loves

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

i predicted a hr
but a double works=D

by Wreckonized on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Good times in Oakland!

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 6, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions  

I loves this.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 6, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions  

that's why the opposition puts four IFers on the first base side of the diamond.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he was trying to not do this early in the season

and it didn’t work. I’ll settle for his low BA, high SLG, pull-everything approach.

by DDroney on Jun 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

as he's gotten older

he’s pretty much become dead pull. in his glory years he hit a lot to L-CF and LF

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 6, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

in case it hasn't been mentioned before

game is on MLB network for you NRAFers like me

Coming here and venting is being a fan; it shows you care - Nico

by closetasfan on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

NRAF?

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Non Resident A's Fan

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That makes sense

Myself being one as well.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

LIKE ME!

though I long to not be…and quite honestly, probably won’t be for long…

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

promise or threat?

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

a bit of both, really.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha

Ellis looked relatively content with those cookies. Happy birthday to him!

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Ellis got cookies?

How come I don’t get cookies?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're not a Unicorn.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

how do you know?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was gonna be snarky,

but you’re gonna make me a really big poster. So I refrain.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

nah, you can be snarky.

it’s why we love you!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

With Pam, snark = love

Or so I’ve heard.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is true.

I don’t even bother being sassy to people I don’t like.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's just what Fosse said!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it your birthday?

Or are you an unearthly fielder?

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

maybe both.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

this is true...

and I would potentially get many more were I to return to Oakland, so…

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stop that, Adam

You need to keep your SLG below .600

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I am soo glad Adam Jones is not in the division right now

I love you Bavasi.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT reply actions  

ditto

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pepe quotes are popular nowadays?

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

The way he blew a bubble and lollygagged after the ball

he muffed made me less jealous not to have him.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not positive, but I think you might have just had a stroke, Nico.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

“You guys. You lollygag the ball around the infield. You lollygag your way down to first. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. You know what that makes you? Larry!”

Larry: Lollygaggers!

“Lollygaggers.”

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

where's 67M when you need him?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

They didn't let him go to the game, did they?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

His slump is over

He’s allowed to go again, on a probationary basis.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

he’s there.

He won one though when he went with Pam, et al.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but we're not there...well I'm not. Don't know about the rest.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Lynn's there.

Whiteshoes and Gigs too, I think…

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

HE'S NOT AT THE GAME IS HE?!?!?!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

says he's never heard of her...

he’s a little liar, though. A dirty, little liar…

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of course he did.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup,

you cleared him of the dreaded losing disease, remember?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

..

The way you’re lollygagging around with them picks and them shovels. you’d swear it was a 120 degrees. Can’t be more than a 114!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay strickout

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 6, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions  

This Trevor Cahill guy.

He’s pretty good at baseball. I’m glad he plays for the A’s.

by DDroney on Jun 6, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions  

The BB2N guys last night gave us a little love, if you can believe it.

said by next year, our pitching staff was going to be formidable.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Pshaw.

By next week, they’re gonna be formidable.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 6, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Especially if we get to keep playin' the O's!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 6, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know...weird, right?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 6, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions