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Open Thread - A's, Braden Cruising; 6-0 after four

Crazy numbers everywhere!

A's score 6 runs in the first to chase O's starter Jeremy Guthrie. Jack Cust had the big blow - a 3-run bomb to center. Braden locked in with 7 K's to tie a career high. 

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The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

it must be June

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s a fact.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vinny Mazzaro =good luck charm!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

GO A's!!!

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 5, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

A's need to score again...

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

why?

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

more runs bitches!!!!!!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's see if we can score 6 runs in this thread now

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Boobies!

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

That's not your mug shot is it?

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's too tall

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Convicted of donating too much blood?

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

they give you a tb test in jail.

or so I’ve heard.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

wink wink, nod nod

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anyone else notice that the gun has

Dallas at 89-93 with his fastball today?

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

up to 94 even

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just off or does

he have a little extra tonight?

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually a KPH radar gun

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

My only worry at this point ...

Now Braden is going to think that the key is to smash shaving cream into a fellow-player’s face once (at least) between starts.

by el campysino on Jun 5, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

that's what Rajai's for

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, an answer to why Davis is on the team!

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jun 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well it's not to play ball

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

qotm

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd be OK with that, as long as he does it to Geren

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Springer.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

The prodigial son gets a hit.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP here and he's good for two more innings

(And I swear I started typing this before the 1-6-3 GIDP)

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

DP bitches!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

GIDP

sweet

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Great play!

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Giambi should be in the guy's ear now.

“Dude, you’re never hitting 400 home runs.”

by OldhamA on Jun 5, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch, that's harsh.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

"He needs work on his fundamentals, like sliding, but he's diamond in the rough..."

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't mind Wieters feasting off the Yanks and Red Sawx pitching

on a regular basis.

He can hit 400. Just very few off the A’s.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

GIDP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Gotta say, Dallas Braden is pitching like an ace so far in 2009

Very cool.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

that's our opening day starter, you know.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, just like Carlos Reyes was our opening day starter a few years back

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Carl Pavano a couple of years ago for the Wankees

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope e can have a quick sixth so he can go seven strong

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

On a side note: CarGon got in the game for Col tonight

0-1 so far and playing CF

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Cool, gonna put that game on for a while (well, 3 outs I guess)

thanks for the update

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

by schmifty on Jun 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Finally, some estrogen here.

I think it must be ladies’ night at the ball park, because none of them are here tonight.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay for estrogen!

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

by schmifty on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

AK

BigSlick comes thru

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I like it.

I like it a lot.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alea iacta est.

Anyone know what happened to AIE? I haven’t seen him around in a while, and when I checked his user profile he’s been deleted.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

He's....um...

kinda gone.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

jesus, you scared me!

don’t sneak up on me like that.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least I'm clothed.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

you say that like it's a good thing.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's only wearing a creepy trench coat

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point

But I imagine for the rest of the AN (meaning the rest of AN not named Leopold Bloom) it probably really is a good thing.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

what they don't know won't hurt em, baby!

(I have that tattooed on my ass)

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know you do.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 5, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

A Brit with no job, here in Califas

Might have had to hit the road…

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thught the same thing about NSJ

but he showed up the other day

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

most everybody's still here.

MB’s gone, AIE’s gone. most everyone else remains.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Poppy seems to spend most of her time

with the Monkeyball gang now, but she peeks in here occasionally.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jennifer and Batgirl don't spend much time here, either

and FSU and salb918 have pulled up stakes, as well.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

sal's still listed as an author, so I don't think he's sworn off.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

salb918, the JD Salinger of AN

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just saw Sal post the other day

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Last comment listed on his AN page is from March 3

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

and I spend quite a bit of time with the MB gang too.

They’re not mutually exclusive.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, not unless you also have a life.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

I must’ve pissed you off at some point.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you did, I missed it.

I’m just saying I barely have enough time to keep up here. I can’t manage to do both.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, I spend more time here, for sure.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

but I've got a lot of love for MB and a couple others

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I miss the Monkeyball wit.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

MB and Nico and grover were all very kind to me

when I first started trolling around.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Half of my obscure allusions were directed at Monkeyball.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

me too.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is this a Clifford Odets play?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Odets, where is thy sting?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, very nice!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't Handel this any more!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he flung poo and just sort of wandered off.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was thinking that about PT also

but the In remembered, he kind of stirred up the pot a while back, maybe he decided to stay away…

or maybe it was decided for him.

witty remark

by dtownmbrown on Jun 5, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah.

I think he’s decided to be gone forever too.

I think the jury’s still out there, though.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

PT still posts at Minor League Ball occasionally.

I’m pretty sure his suspension from AN has expired by now, but he voluntarily chose not to come back.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

yea i've seen his posts on other sites..

he was blaringly abrasive at times but he had a lot to offer AN its a shame

witty remark

by dtownmbrown on Jun 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trevor Cahill is pitching tomorrow evening. Cahill has made 11 starts this year and in all of them except for two, he has allowed just two earned runs or less. In the starts in which he has allowed more than two earned runs, he allowed seven earned runs in each game. His ERA is 2.43 if you take away the two starts in which he has allowed more than two earned runs.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Cust tonight

HR, K, BB

All is right with the world.

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

He hit for the tricycle.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jun 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Time for another six-run inning

No scoring is leaving me snoring!

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 8:24 PM PDT reply actions  

Get some of these

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

home-made smoothies

for a nice baseball game

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

that sounds good.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on Matt!

Park one

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Funny.

My mental image is an old and fat Orson Wells.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent! I remember catching this repeatedly on HBO years ago

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thank you Matt

I did not know you took requests

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

and, ...so done!

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOMERUN!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Celebrate!

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

WOOHOO!!!!!

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

A NATIONAL HOLLIDAY!

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

I think it's National Doughnut Day today

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is!

I got free doughnuts.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love it.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh my, that was a long one

(yeah yeah, TWSS)

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Holla

If you had a lineup of 9 Jack Custs who hit(Cust career average) .239 AVG, .382 OBP, and .475 SLG, then your team would score 6.12 runs per game-totalling to 991runs a season.The 08 rangers lead the majors in runs score with 901.

by 9Custs on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday!!

9-0. I think it’s safe to stop watching/listening this game now.

by raider5606 on Jun 5, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow

The A’s effing rule right now.

by GoldenStateGuerrero on Jun 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

MATTY!!!

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday snuggling on Croz?

Weird…

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

by schmifty on Jun 5, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

they're snuggling?!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holliday cuddled Croz on the bench

Usually I go for that kinda thing, but this time it was just awkward

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

by schmifty on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

So who was playing the role of pizza delivery guy?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's saying, "Thank God I'm not you"

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

QOTM

True so true

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

remember, Crosby's wife is giving birth..today??

any day? already?
I think it’s a "I’m a Dad, you’re a new Dad!’ thing.

…speculating…

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's cute.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

That could be

Or maybe “thank god I am no longer tied with you in the HR column”

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

by schmifty on Jun 5, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of being a kid

stepping on ants in the backyard

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by eastcoasta'sfan on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

12 HR in there last 6 game?

Who are these guys & what did they do with my A’s

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

don't know,

but they can keep ’em. I like these guys better.

by jakebmill on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too

I think the other guys moved to D. C.

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your A;s are on a spaceship to another galaxy

Go A’s! (as in, Aliens).

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the unpredictablity of baseball. A week ago, this team was dogmeat. Look at them now.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

young teams tend to do this

I’m really glad to see the fight and the potential in them. Hope they keep it up.

by asfansince1989 on Jun 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

im just looking

for the asshole who told them the season started in June

If you had a lineup of 9 Jack Custs who hit(Cust career average) .239 AVG, .382 OBP, and .475 SLG, then your team would score 6.12 runs per game-totalling to 991runs a season.The 08 rangers lead the majors in runs score with 901.

by 9Custs on Jun 5, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by eastcoasta'sfan on Jun 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably some slegnA spy.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

sort of reminds me of the teams earlier this decade.

They used to dig some pretty deep holes to start seasons.

by jakebmill on Jun 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not surprising

Giambi was a member of those teams

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 5, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

something happened on that flight from arlington to chicago

it’s like they detoured thru the bermuda triangle and aliens took over their bodies. it looks like a totally different team. one that hits, pitches great and plays defense. and even geren can’t fuck it up.

by Deborah51 on Jun 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't want to take all the credit.

But I did attend the game Tuesday in Chicago when all this began. I took my daughter Molly who has never seen the A’s lose. She’s 6-0 all time.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jun 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was a 9-0 strike to Zooks

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, when the count is 9-0 the ump usually gives the pitcher a courtesy strike

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Everyone still want to trade Holliday?

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes

He keeps this up and we can ask for anything we want

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

depends--we winning?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's actually much more likely that he will get traded...

if he keeps hitting like this. it’s unfortunate but true.

by AsFanInIowa on Jun 5, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

2007 Rockies!!!

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

1995 Mariners!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

without Tulo and all the other talents

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We has Holliday!

And young pitchers for breakout seasons.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm torn.

I want to compete now and keep him, but also imagine we could get a lot for him if he keeps this up.

by jakebmill on Jun 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well...if the A's get back in the race

(and not because a ton of players go fluking)

But if not, trade trade trade. And ask for the moon!

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yee of little faith....

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

given how inconsistent the young team has been

I don’t think this hot streak will last, and trading Holliday while he’s hot is still the best move for the future

by asfansince1989 on Jun 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let's have a full season with the guy

It’s gotta help attendance if you have a guy that is mashing.
So the A’s overachieve and come in second. I’d rather have Holliday all year, and have more fun games like this.

Ya can’t always be looking at next year.

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

you folks are no fun.......at all!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

if we're near first at the trade deadline, I say keep him

There’s a lot of baseball between now and then, so who knows…

This is me being more fun and optimistic.

by DDroney on Jun 5, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

thank you!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

3-run jack

Oakland Athletics’ Jack Cust, right, and teammate Orlando Cabrera embrace after Cust hit a three-run home run off Baltimore Orioles’ Jeremy Guthrie in the first inning of a baseball game Friday, June 5, 2009, in Oakland, Calif.

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jun 5, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

that's more like it!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Strangely, I thought that was Emil Brown hugging Cust

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

They look and hit incredibly alike.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

embrace
embrace hug session

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

please note

cabrera is not as tall as cust. his feet are actually dangling at this moment. not kidding, saw it on the TV. but funny anyway.

don't care if i ever get back.

by AV on Jun 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cabrera is giving his back an adjustment

part time chiropracter

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Csn he work on himself

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can*

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas is dealing...

seriously, i can’t wait until Duke comes back. Our starting pitching depth will be insane. Who goes down when the Duke returns? Outman? Mazzaro? Cahill? Anderson? A good problem to have I dare say.

by AsFanInIowa on Jun 5, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

I sense an Edgar Gonzalez sighting in the 8th

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Duke to the bullpen!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree...

but I remember reading last year that Justin doesn’t like the uncertainty of being in the bullpen. He got the nervous shits, I think

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

What if they build his arm strength/pitchcount up in the pen

after a few short outings in the AA/AAA and see if he stays healthy?
I wouldn’t want to disrupte a rotation if things are still rolling nicely.

by jakebmill on Jun 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Duke will go down when he comes back

with another injury, that is.

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Outman and Cahill are locks IMHO

Cahill has significantly improved over his last 6 starts. He’s seriously cut his BBs and upped his Ks. He went from walking more than he was striking out to showing decent, if not dominant control

Outman’s got a FIP around 4.5, but he’s had more footing than the other guys. He stays.

Then its whichever of Anderson or Vinny looks like the better choice to stay up.

Assuming Duke actually comes back though. And pitches effectively.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

When?

I think its “if” at this point

"May our feet be swift. May our bats be mighty. And may our balls be...plentiful."

by nothinlikethetown on Jun 5, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Pepe at 89 pitchcount

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Just tunin' in...

What the hell has happened to this team? (Not that I’m complaining)

Did someone find that napkin on which they wrote down Victor Conte’s cellphone number?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

as a matter of fact, they did!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aliens replaced the Athletics

want proof?

“Jack Hanahan” (sic) got a hit!

umpossible, normally.

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shhh

It’s a secret

Giambi said to tell no one

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis has found the Mendoza line

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Zastards! I was just typing that.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jun 5, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

And now, has found his way back south of the border

I hope he took his passport.

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hannahan joins the hit parade? Wow.

JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker

by JJ Martin on Jun 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

So I'll say it.

Since Rajai’s my identified problem.

Since we’ve been on this tear, Rajai’s started every game, no?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai Davis is the reason I'm stuck in life

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

ha talked me into moving to Florida.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

he talked _me_ into buying a Slap Chop®!

No…wait….it was this guy:

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love his nuts.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Watch It

You’re gunna love my nuts

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm addicted to that thing.

I turned the game off to listen to Vince rap.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rajai Davis has exposed me to abestos

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on Jun 5, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

O-Cab

blah

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

I've never noticed before that Baltimore....

….has different caps for their alternate unis.

I kinda like them, in fact!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

G gets the rest of the game off

Croz in at 1st

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:51 PM PDT reply actions  

PTOGR

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Davis got a good read on that one

(for once)

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

damn.

there goes the shutout.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Damn, there goes the shutout.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

bomb

Braden sucks, get him outta there.

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Get Springer up!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

No three game shutout?

WTF? These guys suck.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Great Scott!

9-1

This might be a good thing as now Pepe won’t kill him self for the shutout

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

I hope Maz and Anderson punk

his sorry ass for giving up a solo shot.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go Dallas!

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Jun 5, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

On ESPN MLB page. Ron Washington - Extension might not be picked up

Rangers would be stupid not to extend the man soon.

Come HOME RON!

by ryanmoser on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

rangers ARE stupid, so

shame for ron

maybe he can come back to oakland . . .

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by eastcoasta'sfan on Jun 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That story reminded me how much I love Ron Washington.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

+10000000000000000000

We want Ron, we want Ron!

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Rangers don't keep Wash

we should grab him.

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trade Crosby for him

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I seriously hope they don't pick up the extension.

The Rangers are a better team with him on board.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good lord, Juan Samuel is the O's 3B coach

Do you think he even knows the take sign?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Rotation ERA

Braden: 3.41
Outman: 3.02
Cahill: 4.33
Anderson: 4.87
Mazzaro: 0.00

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Outman’s ERA is 2.51 in his last six starts if my calculations are correct and if you take away the two starts in which Cahill gave up seven earned runs each, his ERA is 2.43 for the year.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, it wasn’t a total “out there” comment.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you take away days when I was stupid, I'm 9 years old.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you take away my time in prison,

I’m not an ex-con.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

If you take away .18% of my blood,

I’m completely sober.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Problem is their WHIP

Outman and Mazzaro have nice WHIP, but Braden, Anderson and Cahill all have a WHIP at about 1.40

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pie in CF

Pie Jeus Domine
Dona eis requiem
(thud)

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

[throws Harden on cart]

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesu forgive me for misspelling your name

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

LMAO

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crosby is up....

ITS A WITCH! A WITCH!

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No it's a duck

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Looks more like a RiverCat to me.

Do they float?

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why a duck?

Oops — generation mixing.

by el campysino on Jun 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

If he weighs the same as a duck, he's made of wood.

And therefore …

A Croz!

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on Jun 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

See the movie

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The proper reply is, "Why notta a goose?"

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've seen "Holy Grail" a thousand times.

As I have “Cocoanuts” (the early Marx Bros. movie containing the classic “Why a duck?” routine).

by el campysino on Jun 5, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

why a chickens?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nine to one.

seventh inning. 101 pitches. Even Geren has this right.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Totally agree. Gonzalez is the right call here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a phrase I never thought I'd read (at least re: Edgar)

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Which pitcher should we drop from the roster?"

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1000

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 5, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

reply fail

to: rm

" I may not know how to tango, but I sure as hell can man dance!" -Nate Robles

by DaSwinginA's on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dang - does ANYTHING take Crosby a minute?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

You'd need to ask Mrs. Crosby

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ask his wife

is that below the belt?

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dunno..

Ask Mrs. Crosby.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uhh, Dallas?

You cut your hand on a fricken medical kit last start. Maybe you could lay off the dugout roof chinups.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

sippin' on an MGD...

speaking of, is Pam at the game?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

She gets that fresh tapped taste in the bleachers.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

cool!

so a good chunk of the womenfolk are at the game?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

All of their good chunks!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kinky.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pepe!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Nice pronunciation of "repertoire" by Braden there

Impressive

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

by schmifty on Jun 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I noticed that, too.

Those sophisticated Stockton folk and their Frenchified ways!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stoquetonne

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

si.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know, I came home in a foul mood,

worked a long, stressful day, my house is a mess…but thanks to Vince, I’m now slapping my troubles away.

Life is good.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Tough guy Dallas!

Bloody stump?

The gauntlet has been thrown

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

"If Vin Mazzaro

comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by jdub69 on Jun 5, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

QOTM: Player Edition

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

by schmifty on Jun 5, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mazzaro's response:

“Yup. His.”

(Should be his response, anyway.)

by el campysino on Jun 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just checking: We have the ugliest rotation in baseball, right?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

define ugly

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 5, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

you still alive?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

the Giants still have Randy Johnson

but yeah, not like the Big 3 days.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 5, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Yeah, pretty much. Ry Sweeney is about the only thing holding down the fort these days.

A's Strategy 2009: "Whoever is not hurt plays" - Syphon, 11/10/08

by schmifty on Jun 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dallas

I think he is kinda cute.

by swishergirl510 on Jun 5, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's score 6 more and crank up our Pythagorean record.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

that is hilarious

the old, dancing kettlecorn peddler

by jakebmill on Jun 5, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Opie's safe!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

might be the girls in the outfield.

might not be Buck.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Either that...

or WTF

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

This is what happens when I work late

Turn it on and it’s 9-1

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 5, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

What? Springer gets to pitch the 9th?

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah

and Giese comes out to get the last out too, huh? LOL

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 5, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think somebody said

kk announced giese is out for the year and getting tommy john surgery

by jakebmill on Jun 5, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

if they ever have to use springer

and rest the pen, this is when to do it

by jakebmill on Jun 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Turn it on...

Turn it on…

They reach into your room….

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

How's the screaming? Still going, or did they crash yet?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh hell no.

They will be up and screaming long after I pass out.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's quarter after nine.

they’re good for another five hours.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I get the distinct impression....

….that the O’s aren’t very good.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

for anyone watching on TV

How does Wieters look? With all the drooling over him I would have expected him to have 4 RBI on his own and have 3 CS in this game alone

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

This guy can't do anything without a drink...

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, Spring Got His Man

Ay Ay ay.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Jun 5, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Bad, in what way?

I mean, I like the sound of that, but…go on…

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Another huge crowd at the Coliseum, I see.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

Hi, upside-down doggie!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

W!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the ballgame

Very nice guys

a ground rule double followed by three unproductive outs, sounds like my sex life - dayzd toe

by adragon on Jun 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

A(lien)'s please stay on our planet

for about 90-100 days

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Give the folks false hope

next thing they’ll want a 20-win streak

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's win, 9-1

"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully

by One won lost won on Jun 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

I love it.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Beauterrific!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 5, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh yeah!

Let’s get on down!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought you'd try...

…to post this again.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oooops...

That was supposed to link to this.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh no.

I love Vince. But tradition’s tradition.

This is our song.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I agree,

I love that they still play this song after a win. It links it all back to when I was a kid, even if the stadium is completely different now.

by jakebmill on Jun 5, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Woo Hoo!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

this was a sweet birthday present

and now to sleep — it’s really late where i am

by OaklandSi on Jun 5, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

happy birthday!

sleep well!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

(and it's only 12:25...c'mon now!)

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does mlb.tv not carry postgame interviews?

The radio postgame is available through mlb’s mediacenter?

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions  

I don't know.

Comcast’s broadcasts end so abruptly, it borders on rude.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

GDA will continue with the postgame

Sometimes I’ve had trouble getting it if I wasn’t already tuned in though. Especially on the iPhone app

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

GDA?

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

gameday audio

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goats Doing Acid

Don’t ask.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

sounds like Nico-nirvana.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's the jailbroken iPhone app

allows you to smell the grass over the internet

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 5, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 5, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, I sent you that photo in confidence

No wait, it was in Tennessee. Never mind.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's something very unseemingly about this picture

and the smiley dog one too

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 5, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rigor mortis is never pleasant

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

The upside down doggie's cute.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Victory is ours!

two 3-run jimmy jacks in one game? Nice birthday present for OaklandSi

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jun 5, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Some promising news:

After the long fly out, Springer showed the good cutter with the last two hitters, better than I’ve seen in many, many outings from him. His problem has been pretty much what happened to Guthrie tonight: velocity ok but just no movement at all on his fastball. If he gets the movement back on his cutter, like he finally showed tonight, he’ll be fine – the guy actually does know how to pitch and looked good in April.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 5, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy Fuck

Stockton just lost a game to High Desert….

in 21 innings.

Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.

by Zonis on Jun 5, 2009 9:27 PM PDT reply actions  

That's an honest day of work

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 5, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

RECAP

HERE!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 5, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Jordin!

A FREE CONCERT?!

And you’ll be there?! So.Fricking.Cool.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

Talking to me?

Yes, going.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 5, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

you a big jordin sparkz fan?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 5, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not at all

I swear I didn’t know about the concert.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 5, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What is up with our pitching staff giving up one run?

Unacceptable! We’re up 9-0 when I lose the radio feed and then I come home to find we’ve given up a run. That means we were outscored 1-0 in the late innings. BS!

Seriously, what a great game! I love it when we get hot like this.

by worldblee on Jun 5, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

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