The Thread Continues: Will the A's Mount a Comeback?
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 30, 2009 9:02 PM PDT
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Or will it be a third straight losing month? Stay tuned. It's 4-1 Detroit, as they stretch 'n' sing in Oakland.
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Ooh...perfect timing
Coming in right as a new thread is conceived.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Repost of tonite's RALLY BEVERAGE:
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
WANT.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what...
behind the beer?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a beer made out of smoked malt.
A bit of a love it or hate it thing, but as good a German beer as you’ll ever drink IMO.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was in Bamberg...
…around this time last year.
And though this stuff is great in bottles, there’s absolutely nothing in the world like Schlenkla Rauchbier vom Fass!
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know,
you might as well be speaking Swahili.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Translation:
This smoked beer is even better when drunk draft, from a barrel, at the Heller brewery in Bamberg, Germany.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always wanted smoke a beer
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i assume this is beer
but is there anything comparable you can actually buy here?
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure you can get it in the Bay Area
I picked up my bottle when I was in Minneapolis week before last.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmmm gonna have to hit up BevMo here in LA
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might have to order it first
but it is available.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ein bier, bitta!
means someone please get me a damn beer!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
to stay tuned or not, that is the question.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
by ak_A on Jun 30, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Got to play this snoozer up somehow.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
in for a penny in for a pound - unless we dont score this inning.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
by ak_A on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
might?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
replying to the thread will they A's comeback? no but they might tease us again
by DSamonek on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they WILL tease us again tonight.
They’ve become the Cubs.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
springer starts to loosen oh boy
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
by ak_A on Jun 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
OK. Why was Gio pulled after 84 pitches
to start the 6th inning?
God damn you Geren.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ours is not to wonder why...
aparently like all good sheep were just supposed to accept the move as good managing.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Moooo
oh…
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad Sheep!
No! No Mooing! No!
{swats sheep across snout with rolled up newspaper}
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Black Sheep
you can get with this, or you can go with that…
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
roomy.
{sigh}
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you know that houseplants can be poisonous to dogs?
I learned that online just now.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
depends what kind
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of dog?
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No silly - computer.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and i am enjoying wikipedia even more this season than usual.
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
by ak_A on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's amazing the things you can learn when the A's play.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aparently same with chocolate
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And raisins
and weirdly chewing gum. I think my dog used to chew a pack a day
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, but to be fair,
he was just trying to quit smoking.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
should have patches especially for dogs
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha a chain gum chewing dog?
that’s awesome
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally Hugh?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm less impressed with Mr. Jack.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not about you, it's about Hugh
AN was so much better before I got here.
by stormtown on Jun 30, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, but...
I don’t think he’s really all that.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't know what is it about accents or dudes named hugh
but chicks dig it
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's weird.
I really don’t have a problem saying a guy’s attractive and I do see he’s a fairly attractive man, but I don’t think he’s anywhere near some guys as far as looks go.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
see? They all love him.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOVE.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
real men
don’t look like in pictures
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He can talk to to me in that accent,
all night long.
by lynnzgal on Jun 30, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry.
If he’s with me all night long, we’re sure as hell NOT going to be talking.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
"signing" then?
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
by ak_A on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the new rally trend.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of which,
At the end of that one they played this. Love it!
by lynnzgal on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
look at that schedule. We'll win 3 games.
AN was so much better before I got here.
by stormtown on Jun 30, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The angles contacted the DBacks about Dan Haren....
The dbacks apparently said no way….whew…i would go crazy.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jun 30, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Must change this new trend -- enjoy
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jun 30, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice car.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jun 30, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
{snort}
Jeez, Nico. DON’T LOOK AT THE CAR.
Look at that belt! Is that sweet or what?! I’ve got an outfit that would be PERFECT for!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd check under that hood
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think she's overrated.
Be right back, setting up my flame shield.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she does look a little buck-toothed.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I completely agree queso.
I mean…shes hot….but blown WAY out of proportion.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jun 30, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this one is better
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she's pretty damn hot.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think she's more hot than pretty,
if that makes any sense.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah. that's right.
like she won’t be so hot when she’s older.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It does make sense,
but pretty is more important in still pictures. Is she hot in motion? I’ve never seen her in film?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dunno, never seen any movie she's in.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me neither.
Is she in anything that isn’t a toy for ten-year-olds?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nothing that requires actual acting, that's for sure.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's being lauded as the Angelina Jolie.
Please.
by lynnzgal on Jun 30, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me you are kidding.
by swishergirl510 on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*puts away toys*
hey they’re collectors’ items!
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she always looks sweaty in movies
therefore, she has the “wet look”
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweaty is good.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
still think overrated. But she is hot. obviously.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great quote from her...
“Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.”
SWEET!!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
THAT IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR THE LAST 8 YEARS.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well then
its about damn time they started listening to you!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
by BleedGreen on Jun 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
really?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just wait till you try forties, Babe.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is better.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, but can she sing?
(I admit, she does look pretty in that picture, unlike last night’s.)
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TYING RUN!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
it's the nightly tease, BBG.
don’t get excited.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, it's Holliday.
Never mind.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
More Rally Hugh.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This one's good too
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just joining this thread...
um, I like it. Very much.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has two
can I have one please?
by swishergirl510 on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
your not giving him a chance....he could always pop out
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite random RALLY dog fact (heard recently on NPR)
Dogs and cats apparently get along like, well cats and dogs, in part because they use body language very differently. For example, a cat puts its ears back to indicate aggression, while a dog puts its ears back to indicate submission. This means that dogs and cats constantly miscommunicate.
When a dog lives in the same house as a cat, he will learn the meaning of his own cat’s body language. But that dog will be just as confused by other cats as dogs who’ve never been around cats at all.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So basically you shove a cat and a dog into a rubber room.
By the end of a week, either they’ve both committed fatalities, or they’re BFFs?
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seems like they'd learn that it applied to all cats.
but then again, we never learn about the women…so….
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently dogs have no conception of species
They essentially just assume that their own cat is crazy and adjust, but figure other cats behave “normally.”
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see both the dogs and our error now...
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
102MPH are you shitting me?
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No, that's real
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not sure holliday can catch up
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So not like Carl Lewis
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hi.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
makemenothatyoumattholliday
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and apparently she doesn't want to give Holliday a hat.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol. was hoping no one would catch that.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
who hurts themselves playing guitar hero?
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jun 30, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well... this one time... at band camp...
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's never a good way to start the story.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well it ends with me being a guitar hero...
so it it picks up a little along the way. But it has second act problems.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need to work on your story arc.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
True... very true
It might help if there were a story to begin with. I think that’s where it’s falling apart.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true.
can’t really get a whole lot of story development without a story.
I suggest embellishment. Maybe consider zombies.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Working on it.
Thinking about adding a little clown porn for character development. That way I can probably get away with less story.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooo/
you may have an investor.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where the clown learns something about himself at the end,
and everyone is richer for having had the experience? And then the naked midget comes in with the whip cream?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you really need to ask permission if you're going to poke around inside my head.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah... I'm thinking
Clown gets kicked out of band camp. Clown goes broke. Clown gets into porn to pay the bills. Band campers die. Band campers turn into Zombies. Clown returns to band camp with guitar in hand. Clown gets bitten by Zombie Clown Chick. Clown gets Zombie Clown Chick’s ass. Clown becomes guitar hero. But it’s missing something.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Space aliens!!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need the protagonist clown to lose
to the zombie king at guitar hero the first time through.
Then a montage.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There it is!
And that’s why he gets kicked out of band camp! Trying to score with Pre-Zombie Clown Chick and failing because of the Evil Zombie King. Challenges to Evil Zombie King. Gets his ass whipped, not by EZK, but by PZCC which just pisses off EZK who then kicks Clown at guitar hero.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
even Rocky had a montage.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you not see the scenes where
he gets his ass whipped? AND bitten? And don’t forget the clown porn. Eye of the Tiger baby!!!
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
exactly.
I think you’ve got a winner.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see what you did there
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeap.
lot of history on that run.
Or that’s what I’d say if I were speaking to you.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the silver bullet just shot a blank
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
by ak_A on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh hai guys.
We can win now.
So sad that Geren hates Travis. LET HIM PLAY.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
same old song.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
by JJ Martin on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Holliday flies out"
Shocking.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:21 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
TO SHALLOW RIGHT FIELD.
sorry, yelling again.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he were batting against the A's he'd be doing fine.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm, Rally Hugh wasn't quite enough this time.
Probably bad mojo interference from what’s-her-name.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That's okay
I didn’t really want a win tonight anyway.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
winchester5 wins the How Will Holliday Get Out This Time? contest
by Carter27 on Jun 30, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
YES!
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See girls
Hugh is a rally killer
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
yup.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We can go back to Rally Salma.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think our record was better with her in rally command
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I haven't given up on Hugh yet.
He did OK for his first outing.
Salma has been playing all season long, and what’s our win-loss record?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he does fail us, we can find some other gorgeous man to take his place.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez, how many times have I heard THAT?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please. I'd never replace Hugh IRL.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hopefully not one so overrated.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, aren't you a party-pooper?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just fail to see it.
Some dirty Aussie is the sexiest man alive. Right.
That Wolverine hair and facial hair was hawt.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, have you seen him in musical theater?
I admire anyone who can make Curly interesting. That’s one dull-ass role.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a stud.
I don’t know about that X-Men stuff. I don’t watch action movies. But he rocks Broadway.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved him in X-Men,
but it was no comparison to what he can do on Broadway.
by lynnzgal on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can't act.
he’s not good-looking.
He’s literally NOTHING next to Heath Ledger, either in talent or looks.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh-uh!
Heath couldn’t sing, or dance.
by lynnzgal on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he wasn't supposed to, lynn.
he was an actor, not a vaudevillian.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lynnzgal and I like vaudevillians.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
have fun together then.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like versatility. I liked Heath too.
He was an awesome dramatic actor.
by lynnzgal on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not familiar with him.
I mean, I’ve heard of him, sure, but don’t really know his work.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a pretty cool guy so I don't begrudge him that title.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure she's any better.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno...
A bounce here, a bounce there and we win all those games!
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
salma can bounce all she wants
oh wait, you meant in the game
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
rally helen did pretty well the other day
by Deborah51 on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yuppers.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
helen who?
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what i was afraid of
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Helen damnation, open the door!
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So how'd Gio do?
Couldn’t have been all that terrible, considering he only gave up 3 runs…
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Baserunners in every inning...
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 30, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh wait, except for that lone 1-2-3 inning he had...
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 30, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he had two, Cap'n.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
although he got baserunners in every inning but the 4th
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I stand corrected.
Wasn’t paying attention too much to this game.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I say let him start
At least until he has proven he can’t start in the big leagues. We have nothing to lose.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Jun 30, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was at 84 pitches after 5
He probably could have gone one more.
And I like the sexy strikeouts. Big knock on him was the 7 hits, and 3 of them for extra bases (including Polanco HR). But outside of the nasty first inning, where he gave up 2 runs and almost a 3rd, he was fine.
All in all, not bad at all. Kept his pitch count reasonably down.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh. Too many three-ball counts
Good 4th and 5th, though.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jun 30, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yah, that.
I wasn’t listening to the first 2 innings though.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the Bob Geren version
The honest version is he HAS to stop throwing balls and giving up so many hits. He falls behind and he does not have the fastball to get out of it.
Control has cost him nearly every start.
Of all the starters we have had this year, he is by far the least polished and needs a lot of work to be serviceable. I don’t recall one good start from him where he looks like he belongs.
Time will tell. Since we are well out of contention then give him 3 or 4 more starts and if the control does not improve them stick him in the pen.
by Trainman on Jun 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ahhhhkkkkkkkkkk
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take it he doesn't play for the Yanks.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about...RALLY DAVID BECKHAM?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peuh, himbo
I’m disappointed in you, Pam.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's pretty!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agrd.
he is pretty.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to post Victoria, to be fair.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
by Blicks on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or, y'know, someone hot.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
this post is taking a turn for the worse
by sirbed on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not that there's anything wrong with that
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 up 3 down!
No more rally men. The A’s don’t like them!!
by Terk on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
clearly
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please. Rally Salma has failed us many a time.
Doesn’t stop you all.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i bet if we asked the players
they would go for rally salma
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha. Like we do this shit for the players.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
true true
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
KK: "A lot of frustration for the A's tonight"
No shit sherlock
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Did I just hear that Ryan had a triple?
o_O
I like triples.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 30, 2009 9:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was nice.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
our first hit.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yawn
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So much for Rally Beckham.
That inning was lame.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Rally Beckham is retired.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were speaking to you, I'd agree.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude. Where'd all the bitterness come from?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I chose Hugh over Heath.
He hate me now.
by lynnzgal on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fickle, that one.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
quiet, you.
I sent you presents.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
quiet you.
I’ve sent you presents too.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or that's what I'd say if I were speaking to you.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he'll come around if we post
Rally Hugh with more facial hair.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally men
only work in San Francisco. They should be banned in Atletic’s Nation!
by Terk on Jun 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose that depends on whether you're thinking of
the interests of the community, or the interests of yourself.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what Lew is telling Beane about what the priorities are for the off season
And for what we get back in trades.
by Trainman on Jun 30, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Lew is deciding
where he and John Fisher will spend that revenue sharing money they’ll get
by sirbed on Jun 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lew and Fisher might decide
to sell the team and abandon the new stadium idea. I hope not but I imagine he’s getting iritated with the product
by Trainman on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another sell out crowd
Maybe if Wolff tarps over the entire stadium ticket supply and demand will finally reach at something approaching an equilibrium price.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 30, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ouch
Might not be a classic supply / demand curve -
what do they call goods that the demand goes up as the price goes up?
by MobiusKlein on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
monopolized
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they may just start a system where all the seats are covered all the time
until you remove it when you get to your seat for the game
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn, i thought that was the 9th
now i have to suffer thru another inning
by Deborah51 on Jun 30, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry. I have a good rally pic ready to go.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope its a pic of Scutaro
in an A’s uniform
by Terk on Jun 30, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez
I wanna go to bed but I am curious now.
by swishergirl510 on Jun 30, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pam's such a tease.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmph.
you have to wait until the A’s are HITTING before posting a rally pic.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I know, I know.
Or at least wait until they’re at the plate.
If you wait until they’re actually hitting, it might be too late.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that elephant's throwing up a little girl.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think she's a grown-up.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
An A's fan tries to end it all.
Not seen: the long line of fans waiting their turn.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This photo proves there's always someone stupid out there
by sirbed on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought Bob Geren as the A's manager already proved that.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Polanco.
He was 0-4 last night… of course that couldn’t last.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 30, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo! Shallow pop-up caught without any collisions
and/or mauling of our infielders!
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 30, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'M BORED.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahahahaa.
I don’t know why this cracks me up so much.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
BBG, you were bored three innings ago when you were reporting on dogs and house plants.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you not imagine the "Clown: the Guitar Hero, a semi-less than true story" above?
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is a definite cure for boredom.
Need to work on the title, though.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was so bored
with this game that I came upstairs to read about it on AN instead of actually watching it.
will crosby spread his legs so far apart at bat that the games will have to be rated nc-17 -- emperor nobody
by day-to-day on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want blue balls.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can have mine?
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too much sharing.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But during that 1-2-3 inning
a foul ball goes into A’s dugout and takes out Bob Geren.
by Trainman on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make that a 1-2-3 inning
after the 4 BB’s 2 HBP’s and 2 errors
by Trainman on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't get our hopes up
How long is he out of commission?
by MobiusKlein on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where do you want the ball to hit him?
I have a voodoo doll here
by Trainman on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
umm
nothing fatal, just make him unable to manage. No point in trying for a brain injury.
Perhaps the ankles?
by MobiusKlein on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
12 hits to 3
might explain why we are not winning
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually we're not winning because it's 5 runs to 1.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure. now you show up.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was here in spirit.
But I had to drive all over God’s Creation to buy MotoGP tickets and parking passes.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because motorbike racing is awesome.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know that's not true, right?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we were friends.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that's why I'm trying to save you from a dull afternoon.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, this will be my 3rd GP in 4 years.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you do it to yourself?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because it's awesome.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a circular discussion.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what MotoGP?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laguna Seca this weekend.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooo
fun.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're not winning because we SUCK!!!
by Deborah51 on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That too
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's truly awful
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bigger question is why aren't we losing by more than 4
4 doubles, a hr, 2 BB, HBP, error.
by MobiusKlein on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Rally Christian will help:
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't know him.
He does look like he would appeal to men and teenage girls, though.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, perfect for a game thread then.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
liek, omigawd totally!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't watch movies then I take it.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice, but maybe too pretty for me
i can’t tell until i see him naked. got any naked pics?
by Deborah51 on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a lot of nakie pics. SRY.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so girls have porn collections too
interesting
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sheesh.
Google Image search.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So you're not denying it, then?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Google's collection, at my fingertips.
I would never deny such a thing.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh-heh. Fingertips.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I loved him in American Psycho.
One of the reasons I dig him is because he might be genuinely dangerous,
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we put white cleats on him?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's gotta do better than OCab.
And he could yell at the umps. That might help.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think that guy installs cable in west LA
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh good, Nomar is 0-2.
And this is why Travis didn’t play tonight. [/bitter]
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 30, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally Hugh triple mojo
Shirtless, wet, and being a Dad.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Trifecta of the female demographic.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
now I think you're just trying to torture me.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think he's abducting that child.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
(and that’s hard to do in this game)
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pay attention, BBG.
It’s time for the nightly tease.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe you prefer the long-hair, pretty-boy version
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that is actually a little better.
except now he looks like Shawn Cassidy.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
all the women just sighed longingly together
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rodney is awful in non-save situations
so, maybe that extra run we gave up was a blessing in disguise!
by Terk on Jun 30, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the A's
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just missed it
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
O ok so this is how they delivered our 2009 A's.
by Carter27 on Jun 30, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Map of where previously digested A's fans exit from
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed it will be.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer Nina Dobrev.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
she worked!!
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well hello there
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she looks a little young
like 20?
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quite cute, though.
Let her have a Russian accent and I’m smitten.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've no idea how you know her, her CV is pathetic.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think they're interested in hiring her.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rightly so, they'll have nothing to judge her off. Lots of made for tv movies
by the looks of it.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why they think we care about the standings
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The picture worked!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
UNICORN!!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Boy, now I'm glad we gave up those other runs!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Mini-tease is in effect.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tease when batter is tying run.
Full tease is winning run on base.
by MobiusKlein on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GREAT.
Now we’ll never know WHICH rally pic worked.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was probably the combination of all of them.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
my thoughts exactly
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah... so we're teasing tonight.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
by DMOAS on Jun 30, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the one that worked. It went back in time and helped him hit it, only to appear afterward.
by LoneStranger on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's tricky.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bunch of teases, they are...
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:55 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
ATTENTION:
Your nightly tease is in full effect.
Repeat: your nightly tease is in full effect.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TYING RUN!!!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Do it for Nina, Cabrera!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if what you're doing is working for the A's, but it's working for me.
There’s a rally in my pants.
by LoneStranger on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course, I'll probably do just like the A's and come up short.
by LoneStranger on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how old?
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
20.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, same age as the Bay-Bridge World Series then?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correctly phrased, that's:
“how young?”
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
20 is a pretty good age for me.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because you're young, or because you're a perv?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes much more sense up here!
‘Cos I’m 23.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, you're probably too young for her then.
If she’s smart, she should be dating a guy who is 27 or 28.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 10:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Judging by the girls I've been interested in recently that
sounds about right. Well either that or I’d have to have the whole ‘bad boy’ image to get a look in (they ‘date’ some absolute muppets).
That girl doesn’t do it for me though, I was just referring to the age.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, wait, it's Cabera.
Why are there no good hitters coming up when I post “tying run”?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:56 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh good, that's the end.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and thus endeth the tease.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
oh good grief.
It’s been a while since I’ve been around to watch the Tease. That’s frustrating.
by whiteshoes40 on Jun 30, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Orlando Cabrera fucking sucks.
why was there no pinch hitter there? I KNOW TRAVIS BUCK WASN’T AVAILABLE OR ANYTHING RIGHT?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
remember that old Dead Milkmen song that goes
’I’m so bored I’m drinking bleach…’
I was thinking about breaking out the bleach in the 8th, but figured, hey, I should wait until after the aborted comeback attempt in the bottom of the 9th…
Now it’s bleach time!
"If you don’t start concentrating and catching the ball, you’re going to have to deal with my black ass!"- Wash
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
we're not a drunken bunch of frat boys, trashed on beers.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers...
Drinking bleach is MY way of winning
"If you don’t start concentrating and catching the ball, you’re going to have to deal with my black ass!"- Wash
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE that song.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should check out
that’s my band, and we’re hugely influenced by the Milkmen, as well as Ween, TMBG, and the imminent return of Lucifer, of course!
"If you don’t start concentrating and catching the ball, you’re going to have to deal with my black ass!"- Wash
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 30, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
“I was really rooting for Nina Dobrev Oakland there.”
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
So I missed it earlier -- did Gio look like shit or what? 84 pitches in 5 innings?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 30, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
kind of inconsistent.
lots of baserunners, got out of some jams early. He looked young.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't much of a tease.
Balls not even remotely blue.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It was the lazy milf of comebacks...
"If you don’t start concentrating and catching the ball, you’re going to have to deal with my black ass!"- Wash
by Gaijin_Suketto on Jun 30, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was the quintessential A's tease.
Down by X, score just enough runs so a man on base brings the tying run to the plate then GIDP to end it.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bah...
Puffy eyes in the am for that crap? I enjoyed you all though. Nite all.
by swishergirl510 on Jun 30, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
No scary porn allowed.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean...
We all knew he’d hit into a game-ending double play. So, at least there’s that.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
by ORthey on Jun 30, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay, now I get to watch Wimbledon coverage from today!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Ooooh can I spoil it for you?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Already seen the results.
I can’t get through the day without checking.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well boo you.
Federer’s going to win it though, along with one of the Williams’ sisters.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope not, on Fed.
He irks me.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously everyone wants Murray to win, but Federer's the best
player in it and one of the best of all time (even if he has lost 10% due to age). I used to like him, but honestly he’s a sore loser and got really bitchy last year when things weren’t going his way – really soured my opinion of him.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's gonna break Sampras' record one day (though I wish he wouldn't)
but when he does, I want him to have had to play the best field, and without Rafa playing at Wimbledon that’s just not the case.
And I agree on his attitude.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 30, 2009 10:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Better player than Sampras ever was.
It’s sad that Rafa’s injured, but the way that guy plays the game it was inevitable – he’s going to shine brightly and burn out quickly that one.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because you're young, or because you're a perv?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oops, reply fail!
and preview fail, too!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
goodnight people. time to get eaten by the elephant
by Carter27 on Jun 30, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
<searches Kama Sutra index>
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Buck is playing tomorrow
Geren cannot use the “Verlander’s too tough” excuse
He is 2 for 4 with 3 walks. So he has some idea wat to do against him.
by Trainman on Jun 30, 2009 10:08 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Verlander is too tough though.
We might as well just forfeit now.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
by OldhamA on Jun 30, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least the slegnA lost
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 30, 2009 10:20 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It is of great comfort when the slegnA lose
It doe snot happen often enough but I will be hoping that Their nemisis wipes them out in the playoffs. I am not a Boston fan but I sure love them when they play the slegnA.
Sorry but I hope they all go on the DL and I don’s care how they get there.
by Trainman on Jun 30, 2009 10:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
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