Open Thread: Game 75 - A's vs. Tigers (cont)
Well Brett Anderson has danced out of trouble so far in the first three innings, and has racked up 5 K's and a lot of pitches. But he must be frustrated with the A's will be A's baserunning; the A's have two runners in two innings caught doing unusual little league moves on the bases; the last one thrown out on a catcher fake to second, throw to third. We go to the bottom of the third, no score.
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All shiny and new!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Come aboard.
We’re expecting you!
(no? not what you were going for? okay. sry.)
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Lauren Tewes, another Hollywood cokehead...
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I get the feeling
This is going to be a 3 hour tour… and end just as unsatsfying as gilligan’s island
Now this makes me laugh my ass off!
I have a friend with a houseboat wherein my coworkers frequently imbibe far to much liquor and refer to him as Captain Stuebing….along with other names. I wish you were here to join us on some of those nautical adventures.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
just as long as I get ot play Doc.
Here’s this unattractive man who’s obviously a huge geek, getting laid left and right. perfect.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the Seaorg-style uniform
I hear Doc was OT-7
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
You really, really, really,
don’t want to get “laid” on one of these cruises.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
bbg's threads always open in another tab
classy!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions
that'll do, BBG, that'll do.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
For me they open in a separate window
(which I don’t like, but I understand everyone else does).
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
You just need to enable tabbled browsing in your Safari prefs.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I use tabs all the time, using cmd-click
What I would actually prefer is if it opens in the same tab, replacing the former one. (Which I know is exactly what everyone else doesn’t want.)
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That was intended for the "don't get busy on the cruise" comment, right?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
You gotta grab the stragglers from the old thread.
it’s only polite.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
By habit, I always use cmd-click when I want a new tab.
The only time I regular click is when I know I’m done with the old page.
It would be less of an issue if AN’s default font wasn’t crappy tiny Helvetica. Every AN page I open I have to bump up the size to read it. But I don’t want to change the browser default type size because then all other normal pages are too big.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Actually, that's the type-geek tag.
Who the fuck chooses Helvetica as a screen font? Programmers, not graphic designers.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Helvetica's my default font.
not by my choice, but because it’s what most customers want.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Helvetica is fine for display signs at a reasonably large size
Just not for text type on a screen.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Despite eating penne and marinara as we speak, I'm no expert..
..in Italian, but isn’t it pronounced “Por-chell-o” ?
If it's Italian, yes
And it sounds to me like it would mean “piglet”.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Which is as good an excuse as any to see this again.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
They're not ASSHOLES....
…it’s pronounced “AZALEAS”!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Italian surnames in baseball with Americanized pronunciation
That would be a long list.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
And yes, it does sound wrong to me every time I hear
anyone say “Por-sell-o”.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
clap clap claclapclap
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
...you're committing suicide by cholesterol?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
evil.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the "Fuck you, Dr. Atkins!" Diet!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Does Dominos enjoy making America fatter?
They are one step away from making it so you can eat the box as jokingly (maybe not so much) suggested in one of their ads.
by Pucking Insane on Jun 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm trying to make America skinny again...
….one slap at a time!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Hitting the ball hard off Porcello at least
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I want a cupcake!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
YAY!!!!!
Now can I have that for real?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I hear some of the female AN members
can have multiple cupcakes.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
usual suspects here, I see.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
love shack quartet.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
goils were goils
and men were men.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Best TV show ever...
except maybe for Barney Miller.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Barney Miller was awesome.
There was something about television in the 70s…
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Battle of the Network Stars
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Superteams
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Tenspeed and Brownshoe
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
search Robert Conrad racing
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it just me, bbg...
Or is this thread not on the fp? Could just be me.
I'm here to talk about the past.
EGADS!
He’s right.
It’s the hidden mystery game thread…
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Weird, it is, and has been for me!
Is it still gone?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Tonight's PSA
do NOT leave a little bit of milk out over the weekend that was left in your hot chocolate cup. You will be driven crazy to find the source of hte smell, and then when you find it, you’ll wish you hadn’t.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
LOVE THAT!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
That’s what the A’s offense reminds me of.
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did." -Yogi Berra
much more.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
much much more
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
at least it's still got a dessert name...
looks like a cow pie.
I think it's a crapcake
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
reply FAIL
First one for me tonight.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
It happens to all guys....
sooner or later.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I've heard they've made some really wonderful advances in pharmaceudicals to help that.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
God bless chemistry.
And better living.
Well….not so much better living.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
seriously.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh we want to get it....
we really do!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Well hell.
You don’t often toss quotes around here, so you caught us off guard.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Goddamn....
You’re an evil demanding bitch.
I think I love you?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
So what are you so afraid of?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I can't hear that song without thinking about the Zodiac.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
...a love there is no cure for
Dun-DUN
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
many have entered.
none return.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
you're a changed man, 67M.
A shell of what you once were.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
(wow's good, right?)
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
(oh...um...we're just playing, you know)
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
well, m'dear,
you are a bit of a man eater, no?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch out, here she comes
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Ahh, yacht rock!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
She only goes out at night....
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Been a weird day, Bloom
As I type this my ex-wife is moving shit into my vacant room.
I'm here to talk about the past.
that does sound surreal.
….
When do the film crews arrive?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If we can throw Anderson and Cahill to the wolves for no reason
Then why not Chris Carter and Adrian Cardenas? Might make the offense interesting, at least.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
i can't get ANY mlb tv streams going, this is ticking me off
i can browse all other sites no problemo
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
I on the other hand just spent ten minutes with the AT&T U-verse tech support guy
Only to find out I had apparently dropped the remote and switched over to the wrong input. Oh well, at least he pretended to be impressed that I know the difference between coaxial cable and RCA plugs.
by Englishmajor on Jun 29, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
"Dribble Into Double Play"?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Brett Anderson is a thrower of pitches
Many, many pitches.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Josh Outman surgery tomorrow
Wow. They won’t “say” TJ, but c’mon…out for 2009, and maybe 2010? They’re talking “rehab”, but I think it has to be. “Elbow surgery” is all they are admitting to.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
It was kinda funny
they wouldn’t say “Tommy John”, but Kuiper made it pretty obvious what it was by how long Outman will be out.
He's out, man
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah 18 months is the key, right?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
a certain monkey suggested to me earlier
that it might indicate them removing the arm above the elbow.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe he's having Jim Abbott surgery
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
egg-zack-lee
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
Aren’t there ligaments and stuff in elbows? I’m just glad the A’s aren’t saying it’s serous or anything.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Ya know...18 months isn't serious or anything
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
This is one of those things
Where we might hear about Outman someday, but we’ll probably never see him again.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Better than he was before.
Better. Stronger. Faster.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
And one-eleventh the cost of Eric Chavez!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
LOL
And Steve Austin was somehow also more Mexican.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a new procedure
Called “Ommitaionjay”. Totally different thing.
by Englishmajor on Jun 29, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Are the A's officially reporting that
Outman is “400 days to 400 days”?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Scratch him from any future plans then.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
If you're Powell, why not at least fall forwards into the hitter and try to get an obstruction call there?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That's Zooks, isn't it?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a long fall from the dugout for Powell, but I think he can do it
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
it's a long way to the top if you wanna rock n roll.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
She's got big.....
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Oh, okay, Zooks then
Damn, can’t we give him another day off?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
HOLD THAT TIGER!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
Nice job of getting out of that by Anderson!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
For the 5 innings he'll last, anyway.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Did he just come in from Vegas, too?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Seriously, most right handed lineup ever.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Anderson really impressive so far
but the A’s need to score here because I feel like Detroit is about to get to Brett in the next inning. Just saying ya know?
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
where's the gay bar when you need it?
BTW, can I just say Florida may be the MOST homophobic place I’ve ever been.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Haven't spent a lot of time in the Sooner State, I take it.
Google “Sally Kern” just for laughs.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
well, there's Laramie, if we're gonna really play.
but…point taken.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it really still 0-0? Doesn't seem like it.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
We're usually losing by now?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha
Great montage of the last time Porcello faced us. Two Crosby K’s, two Cust K’s.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
I refused to comment until we had two baserunners on
We didn’t have two baserunners previously, did we?
@worldblee on Twitter.
yes we did
Suzuki got faked out at 3rd to end the inning
Why does Vince occasionally say a name in a freaky growly voice?
It’s just bizarre, and he sounds like a total dork.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Boy I sure love Kurt
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
He looked a little "run down" last I looked!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
RUNZZ!!!!!!!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
YES
We’re ahead?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Giambi nearly has as many walks as hits this year.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
SUZY!!!!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
CHAPSTICK!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Suzy Creamcheese, honey....
what’s got into ya?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
We scored first!
Does that mean we win?
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions
I like that good things happen when I arrive
Not that I’m taking any credit for it. Coincidence.
@worldblee on Twitter.
I'll settle for the 3-run Jimmy Jack
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Swingles!
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Procello FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
ZOMG! Another point-scoring thingy!!!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Sweeney gets a hit
Sweeney gets an RBI..that’s right!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Cabrera must have been confused by the profusion of Cabreras....
….and assumed he was on the A’s.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions
Okay, I just heard the Tiger's are officially appealing this game
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Because the A's have a 2-run lead
Leland is under the impression that that’s against the rules.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Because you're not supposed to lose to the A's?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I'm not sure what Porcello was doing there
Trying to lull Swingles into a false sense of security by slyly running behind him? Only to…….not catch up?
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Haha...Sweeney gets a hit!
Sweeney gets an RBI!
baseballgirl is happy!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing better than a dose of happiness
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, that's not fun.
I took this in San Diego when I was there for the Petco series last weekend. It’s finally appropriate for the game thread!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
It's the BEST!
The polar bears are worth the price of admission alone!
I boycott the pandas. BORING.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, now they're REALLY sad.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Haha...they have to be coaxed to eat, drink, have sex...
the polar bears just like to eat entertain you.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Be careful with the “S” word. We have kids in here, you know.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 29, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm part polar bear, you know.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Do you do that ice-water swim thing?
Bunch of those in Alaska, where I grew up. Crazy shit.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
they don't really have that here.
it doesn’t get below like 60. And in that instance, people break out jackets.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The Tampa zoo just got koalas!
The little junkies.
…they’ll chew your face off if you get between them and their dope, you know.
ah, nature.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Someone told me it's all happening there
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Of course!
But not as good as the tiger…LOVE that shot.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
WHAT WAS HE DOING IN YOUR PAJAMAS?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
what was the elephant doing in your pajamas?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
isn't there a prince line
there’s a tiger in my pocket and he’s ready to roar
something like that, perhaps?
Now Cust makes contact.
Only there, and with Ellis.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Can we end Cust's life in the majors already
McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there
by streetisclosedin08 on Jun 29, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
The two previous +800 OPS seasons weren't good enough for you?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
no, he's pretty terrible now
McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there
by streetisclosedin08 on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Giambi in a slump too?
McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there
by streetisclosedin08 on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
it took him THAT long to get here, I imagine it will take THAT long to loose him
alaska A residing in northern Idaho.
Okay, someone make me get up and throw out the milk!!!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Jeez, BBG!
GET UP NOW!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't!
I might miss something!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
go now.
just a Santa Cruz Beach Boardwalk commercial.
I’ve missed these.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I love roller coasters.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
[tries to figure out what "throw out the milk" is a euphemism for...]
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Obviously you have no kids either.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
2. Asleep.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I love Jack Cust an unhealthy amount
But man, his skills have eroded so rapidly it’s just shocking. Makes me sad.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
they messed with his style.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
OH...CUTE!!!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Incredibly cute?
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
sure. go give him a pet.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
An efficient Brett Anderson inning
how about that.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
That was a hell of an inning by Anderson.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
SHUT DOWN!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Yay shutdown inning
8 pitches
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Isn't it illegal
for the A’s to get Polanco out, THREE TIMES in a row???!!
I’ll take it, though..
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 29, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions
Have the Tigers "double protested" the game?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Anyone wanna bet we get a shot of Geren sniffing his fingers tonight?
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
it's how he ruminates.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
yknow, when the argentinian superstar, diego maradona was doing that
during the… 1994? world cup, it turned out he was taking coke.
just saying.
NEW THREAD OPEN!!!
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/6/29/930073/open-thread-game-75-as-vs-tigers
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Send the Tigers down the drain

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
"I could pee in here, you know"
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Landon! Lands on 1st!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
BOOM
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
See, this is what happens when I stop caring about the A's
I only have any mojo when I don’t care.
@worldblee on Twitter.
um, there's another thread open, peeps.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
I got confused because the cat picture is on both of them.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I know.
It was like Dr K was intentionally trying to lose us…
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I did too.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I was confusedly posting on both.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
it's probably the wisest way to go.
Just to be safe.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not sure.
Nico’s been doing it lately and I guess BBG’s following suit.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions

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