Open Thread: Game 75 - A's vs. Tigers
Detroit Tigers at Oakland Athletics, Jun 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT
After a terrible miserable awful little league forgetable week at home, where the A's won exactly one game, the homestand will close with a three-game series against the Detroit Tigers (who swept the last time they faced the A's) starting tonight. Brett Anderson, fresh off an extended break, will be matched up against a great rookie pitcher in Rick Porcello, who has already collected a win against the A's so far this season. Porcello has an 8-4 record with a 3.55 ERA in 2009, and he's only twenty.
Interleague play is over, so the A's are now back on the all-AL, all-the-time schedule, and if they have any hope left on the 2009 season, things had better start to turn around for the green and gold. Tonight's match-up seems like an unlikely way to start a winning streak, but that's what we're hoping for.
This is probably the best lineup we have, so let's see if it can produce a win for the boys.
LET'S GO OAK-LAND!
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Let's Go A's!
It’s a pretty evening, go out and have some fun. Lord knows we all need the win! Let’s Go A’s!
here we go, crapfest,
here we go!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
Guess what I got in the mail today?!?
Looks SO good – thank you!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
you're welcome.
I’m glad you like. It turned out really, really nice, huh?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, fantastic! Now just gotta get it framed.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I believe it was Tom Petty
who said that the framing is the hardest part.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Where pray tell....
is Mr. Travis Buck?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
speeding west on I-80 as we speak.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually en route from Las Vegas,
acoording to SuSlu. Wont be there for the start of the game.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Wonder if Geren will bench him....
for missing the game?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
He'll punish Buck by putting him in the starting lineup
and then benching him for not being ready for his first at bat.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
As I stated elsewhere on ye grand ole blog...
I will be irrevocably done with Mr. Geren should he not play Travis.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
There is no hope left on the 2009 season.
But there is hope for this game.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
It helps that I haven't watched in a few days.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I just want them to play well,
and show some energy.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Seems like they're ought to be a saying to that effect.
Maybe something like, “It’s not whether you win or lose, but how you play the game”.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
for fellow hole-ites?
welcome.
is yours kinda soggy too?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
How frustrating is it that no one employed by CSN can ask a proper interview question?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I just try to give the best answers I can and help the blog, you know?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I see.
And when you’re blogging an away game, is there some kind of special ritual you do with that or..?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Just didn't have it tonight....
the subjects were evasive and uncooperative. You’ll get em next time.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
You know, I thought if just a couple of words had been in a different order
things might have worked out great. I’m pretty satisfied.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Jaymee Sire is awesome.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
But is she cute as a button and/or has a great ass?
Because that’s what really matters.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
How can you see their ass from the camera angle they provide?
I hope you’re not assuming, I’ve been disappointed many a time when assuming such things.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I don't watch them at all, but I've seen online discussions
of asses on various sports sideline interviewers. Not Jaymee, that I can recall, but Erin Andrews, for instance.
(I’ve found my taste in ass is generally out of sync with that of the mainstream commenters anyway. I inclined more toward the Sir Mix-a-Lot view….)
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Mine too, hence the disappointment most of the time.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I'm free to do that. Someone put my name forward.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
According to "Kuiper"
the A’s are glad to be back to no more pitchers hitting and ballparks they’re familiar with. Um. They’ve played the last 6 games AT HOME with a DH.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
what does this have to do with the new Coke 2-liter freaking me out?
I mean, it looks like a big version of the 20 oz bottle….
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions
it's the new 2-liter bottle packaging....
it’s mesmerizing.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
It ain't schedule IV
for no reason baby!
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
wait.
you think of this as “baseball”?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I’ll watch a bad A’s team over bad wrestling any day of the week, except Friday’s if Edge has a big match.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 29, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions
re: MLB's front pager picture of Lincecum
He’s a frickin’ tranny, isn’t he?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
They were hitting my curveball, and it made me sad...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
They can really throw a change up.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I was thinking more Buffalo Bill,
but yours is better.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm afraid I don't see the resemblance...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
that was a fun show.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
It sure was
Back before Gena Davis was primarily a competitive archer-Mensa member.
Also, the dad from ALF.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
HEY, Willy!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
good point.
and pretty valid.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I was just curious
did anyone else read Gwen Knapp’s column today in the chron where she writes that Roger Maris should be in the hall just to give those no good juicers a leson. Did anyone else thinks this was crazy?
sounds crazy.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Reading Gwen Knapp's column?
Yeah, that’s pretty crazy.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
Had to be said :)
But to answer your question, yes, it’s crazy and quite stupid.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
I thought it was crazy
and all I read was the headline and the blurb for the link.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
over/under on Cust f*** ups in the outfield tonight?
McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there
by streetisclosedin08 on Jun 29, 2009 7:09 PM PDT reply actions
Please none
This is a happy thread
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
yay!
we’re good!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
(pst...does BBG know that Jim Leyland is their manager
and we’re managed by the intellectual equivalent of a chewed-up wad of gum? sugarless?)
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
(m-kay, sry)
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Not for long my dear A's sister.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
common Brett! We need you to give us a fighting chance!
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
Brett!
Seriously, at least make them hit!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Lotta 3-ball counts for Anderson
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
You need
to throw strikes. Mr. Anderson.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, boos already
they must have seen a game this week
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
damn it, gigs!
WE NEED EVERY VOICE!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet my Porcello is on my fantasy team.
Guaranteed win tonight.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
You've got a mushroom starting for one of these teams?!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, I was going to say something similar
not ‘mushroom’ though
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Nobody rubs himself about your fantasy team
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
yeah.
what nick said.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Same about Porcello.
I’m all about the silver lining.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
Okay, on the plus side he's throwing hard, which hopefully means his arm isn't sore
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
It never was his arm, right?
Just a blister? (Which I guess would account for the crappy control tonight….)
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions
No, IIRC they held him back from his scheduled start (Friday, I think) because of a sore or tired shoulder.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I'm surprised at this, you must be familiar with how the A's medical staff
operates at this point. He’ll throw hard in the first few innings as he’s been told to just ‘fight through’ the pain, then he won’t come out for the 4th. We then find out the next day he’s scheduled to visit Dr Death (Andrews is it?) for an MRI, and three days later he’s DL’ed scheduled for some sort of invasive, season ending surgery.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Buck up, Hannahan down?
That’s gotta make a lot of people happy.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Never underestimate the power of Bob
to resurrect Hannahan AB’s.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
That's harsh, Kennedy is a career .270 hitter (or something along those lines).
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Well if he's been in Vegas you know Buck's coming back a happy camper!
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
He got lucky with the swing there
and STILL 3 ball count
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
On the bright side
He’s getting a lot of 96 and 97 readings. That can’t be right though, can it?
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
“Well, he has had eight days off.” — Glen Kuiper
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 29, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay! Yay! It's still scoreless!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Can we trade Holliday for Leyland?
I’d throw Geren and Nomah in as well!
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions
If the Tigers throw in a case of Marlboros, its a deal!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
why?
what happened in CO.?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions
He barely made
it through one season there, he’s a midwestern guy who at this stage of his career is only going to be with big revenue clubs
Woot!
Tied going into the bottom of the 1st!!!!
And you doubted this team?!?
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions
no sarcastic woots, please.
That’s saved for genuine emotion/excitement.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions
But then he'll never get to do it
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you saying I'm incapable of genuine emotion...
….or that the A’s are incapable of inspiring it?
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
clearly a case of cause and effect.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
The latter
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Question is....
are they mutually exclusive?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It's great that hitting .357 over 11 games
Has gotten LandyCab’s average all the way up to .247
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
I would have been seriously pissed if that had been caught
or, if it had hit the pitcher.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
A HIT! A HIT! A HIT! A HIT!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
We get a 1/4 of a run for that, right?!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
At least we know BBG is paying attention.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
And you would fault him for that?
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Well that's nothing new.
Someone must have waved a packaged of Dibs in front of him.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Les Dibs!
En français aussi!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I thought that said douchees for a second.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW 2-LITER BOTTLES?!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
maddening.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions
we all should.
clearly.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Did I miss some potentially exciting Coca Cola packaging news?
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
THE TWO LITER NOW LOOKS
JUST LIKE THE 20 OZ BOTTLES!!!!!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
That _is_ exciting!!!
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It must be very tall.....
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
IT'S HUGE!
and kind of intimidating. The other sodas in my fridge are a-scaired.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
You're not going to let that one go are you.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
you gonna stop talking about that wussy sport you love anytime soon?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Baseball? Well I could I suppose.
Negates the point of me being here though surely?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Too many Cabreras make Glen's head hurt.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
That wasn't nothing.
It wasn’t good.
But it wasn’t nothing.
Nothing would have been better.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Nothing would have been better than that
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Hey, great hit!
Hey, better baserunning!
Bleh.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
hey, little miss sunshine.
you’re responsible for keeping us positive. C’mon now.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe they are getting the bad baserunning out of the way now
so that they don’t f’ up in the later innings….
There's no crying in baseball!
Matt Holliday is so underwhelming
it’s overwhelming.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
And I was doubled up -- but I did not get tagged.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
you like dancing?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
don't we all.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
...but I did not spill my draft beer...
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
Once he stops, all the 2B needs to do is throw to 1st and it's a DP.
And Polanco is an excellent fielder.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
hey, at least he remembered how many outs there were, this time
I don't always blog. But when I do, I prefer AN. Stay thirsty my friends.
he just needs one of those ball-strike-out counters that umps use...,
I don't always blog. But when I do, I prefer AN. Stay thirsty my friends.
Okay, Mr. Workaholic
Some of us like our holidays to be unproductive, thank you very much!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I hope Renteria is sleeping with his sister.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Reply fail.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Then obviously you don't know
Cabrera’s sister.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
YOU?!
I thought you were dead.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
You know
I think I saw that in a movie once….
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
as I recall, it was a horror film.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
wow.
So, like, once I set things right with the A’s, you’ll get to go to heaven?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
my mom's an atheist.
what the hell am I supposed ot do?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll see what mine can do.
There’s a list though. Pretty long. Plus she has to work overtime to get Dad in.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Mama's got a squeeze box....
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
you know,
it seems the older we get, the less attention/affection/praise The Who gets. The Who effing rocked.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
So they did.
But nary a number one. Loved “Real Good Looking Boy”.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I HATE THE WAVE!!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Seriously
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
how's come?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
disagree, gf.
enhances the experience, esp. when the boys are so bad this year.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
What's a picture of the Hitler Youth got to do with anything?
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wave_(2008_film)
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Those zany germans and their fascism eh.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
I don't suffer from that.
speaking of, have you seen the new Coke 2-liter bottle?!!!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay! Nice inning, Brett!
Okay offense, your turn!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Is Anderson still "Neo", or is that theme dead now?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
OK, someone needs to find another picture for
Anderson strike-outs then.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Oh no....more prog rock schooling coming in five four three.....
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
AQUALUNG!
Jazz flute’s for sissy nanny boys.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you see Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I believe you.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
We're on? Right now?
I don’t believe you.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
That's who he was parodying in the jazz flute scene when he went, "Oh Aqualung!!" at the end
It’s Ian Anderson of Jethro Tull.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Auqua Lung.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Thick as a Brick
(insert A’s management joke here)
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Locomotivebreath
is the greatest song of all time.
A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.
Songs from the Wood
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Too big. Has to work as a little picture.
Sort of like avatars … not that you’d know from 80% of the choices here….
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
It feels like the Tiggers haven't sent a leftie up to bat yet.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
Giambi and Holliday
The Meager Ground Out brothers.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
WHY DO THEY KEEP PUTTING ALL THAT DEFENSE THERE???
- Jason Giambi
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Haha...that's basically what the announcers said!
Must be frustrating…
HOW ABOUT HITTING TO THE LEFT!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Exactly.
Every time until they move.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll buy the coke after dinner
Now I gotta see this bottle.
If we ever eat, I live with someone who cannot cook, she insisted on trying tonight…
that never ends well.
Lying and bad food.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
tell me about it
What can I do? She can’t get it on the table and she can’t cook.
It’s nothing, we all have our shit, right, but I’m fokkin’ hungry.
I hear frying sounds. We shall see.
I like the lying.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
depends about what.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Hell, I don't mind any of it.
She just has to know all the tricks that keep me coming back for more.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
heh
It’s a nice thought, she simply cannot cook.
There’s lot’s I cannot do, I should be kissing the ground in gratitude every day she loves me.
What the hell dude?
No need for grovelling here unless she’s logged on too.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
It's good to express your appreciation even when she's not listening.
I fully approve.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
maybe he's legitimately grateful.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
when the significant other
cannot cook, you have to eat bad food and lie about it.
I don’t think you have anything ot worry about, Miss Lynn. Your cooking, by all accounts, is off the charts.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
see?
case in point.
Mutey McMute thinks your cooking rocks.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
get your biscuits in the oven
and your buns in the bed?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
well, okay then.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm thinking you should grill some salmon
Yum.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Swingles!
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
Cute!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 29, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Why do the other teams catch the ball
and not let it go into center field?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Well, Kurt
that wasn’t quite the way it works.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
SIX YEAR OLDS DON'T FALL FOR THAT TRICK!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Groucho Marx line:
“A five year old child could understand this. Will someone please fetch a five year old child?”
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Oh for the love...this team is a disaster.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
um.
voice of positivity?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought the fake throw to second NEVER works!
That’s the great thing about baseball: every game you see the A’s screw up in new ways.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions
Sadly, they are not new ways.
It’s all been done before. Which means our guys are not only bad…..they’re stupid too.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
There's an 'A' in dumbass
Enough said?
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
zooks got suckered off a fake throw to second
Then tagged out in a run-down, the catcher caught hm off third.
Really... I'd have perferred he just charged down the line and taken out the pitcher at home. See what happens.
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
That was Rajaleous
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
yuppers.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
is MLB.TV feed down for anyone else? i can't connect
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
Not for me.
I envy you!
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
lol are we already losing or what?
HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!
Well not yet, technically
But the way they’re playing it’s headed that direction.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
not yet.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Preferably not when the A's are in town
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
by walk off bunt on Jun 29, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
but...but...but...
you are the giver of the magical cupcakes…
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
{gasp!}
……..it’s magical….
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Better plan ahead....
It’s only a matter of time before thirty or forty thousand more fans with lots of free evenings and big disposable incomes discover this team and make tickets hard to get.
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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
our pitcher's addicted to heroin?!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It's his wife, and it's his life
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Get a haircut, punk!
</curmudgeon>
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That's after he got sent down to Great America Summer Sounds
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I understand
The A’s offense is very, very depressing.
They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all the time!
but heroin?!
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
At this point
I think I’d rather chase the dragon than watch these “hitters.”
They say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all the time!
good point.
they have no good smack here in Florida. It’s all cocaine. Anyone wanna make a trade?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
This is not the best line up.
Travis Buck should be starting in RF every day until he proves he cannot.
he's on his way back from Las Vegas.
He’s physically not capable.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
....and arguably after he proves he cannot, as well.
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
He's flying in from Las Vegas
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
What happened in Vegas?
Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck
by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
That stays in Vegas
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
doesn't matter.
It stays there.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Hookers and bad karma usually.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Dude. Leave it in Vegas. Srsly.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Contrary to commercial adds....
Not all that happens in Vegas stays in Vegas….as any well qualified physician will tell you.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Hurry, up, Buck!
Clap, clap, clap-clap-clap!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Anderson's up to like 60 pitches already.
Warm up the pen.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
The strikeouts, while nice
would be nicer if they didn’t take about 30 pitches each to accomplish.
Outman, fighter of the Hitman, champion of the K, he's a master of scoreless innings and friendship for everyone.
strickouts are facist,
right, Mutey?
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
we could start a radio program.
This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 29, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Still 0-0
A’s are doing unusually well tonight.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
This is what we were doing prior to last week's mini-meltdown by the starters.
The Tigers will score eventually though and we won’t so we’ll lose a close game, again.
Some motherfcukers are always trying to ice skate uphill - Blade.
NEW THREAD OPEN!!
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/6/29/930046/open-thread-game-75-as-vs-tigers
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Can't the A's play with a handicap, like a golfer?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
They have 10 handicaps
9 are in the starting lineup. One is in the dugout.
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