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Open Thread: Game 73 - A's vs. Boredom (A's losing)

Orlando Cabrera lays an egg as fellow countryman Edgar Renteria yells "Balk!" The issue is moot as the whole thing is ruled fowl.

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Orlando Cabrera lays an egg as fellow countryman Edgar Renteria yells "Balk!" The issue is moot as the whole thing is ruled fowl.

11-2 Rockies going to the 7th. Things have generally not gone well.

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You, sir, are the Caption King

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Helen Mirren is still with us

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

By the by, I did the Google image search

So I know you are showing a lot of admirable discretion in which pictures to post.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In an era when it was far less common,

Helen did a whole lot of naked.

I’ve never actually seen the notorious Caligula movie, but I know she played Caesonia. I can barely imagine what that must be like.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing wrong with all that

We’re too uptight in this country.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that DeRosa

is off to the Cardinals how about Willy Aybar of the Rays as someone to go after to play 3B. He’s 26 and has some pop in his bat and is blocked by Longoria. I don’t think he’s the second coming but he’s better than they’ve got right now.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Aybars never struck me as players you should TRY to acquire

Just players you’re content to settle with for a little while.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not my type but who am I?

Im sitting home on a Saturday night alone.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Helen

Does Willy have big hands and hairy knuckles?

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Helen's actually not my type, either.

Neither in her younger nor older years.

But I love the concept.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, surprise surprise Sergeant Carter, we are down a bunch

and the other team is wacking HR’s in our park.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought balls 3 AND 4 to Cust were strikes

Wait – am I allowed to analyze the game? Sorry. Back to Helen.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Her actual name is Ilyena

Ms. Mironov if you’re nasty.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Blooby

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We really, really suck

Seriously.

FIRE GEREN NOW
http://firegerennow.blogspot.com/

by Morgasm on Jun 27, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They'll

be great by 2017 though.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Growing pains are fine. Sucking pains not as good.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree

Buck and Anderson sucking is better then Giambi and Cabrera. For me anyway.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm

seeing a heck of a lot more sucking than growing that’s for sure.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't understand reality TV

The horse jumped over the f---ing fence.

by JLaff on Jun 27, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Woo! Run(z)!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Very nearly a lawn dart from the Rox LFer

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Embree! There's hope!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A touchdown

and a two point conversion and they’re back in this thing.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I have more confidence in the A's coming back from 8 down than the Raiders

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey

can you at least wait until September before you rip the Raiders?

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like to beat the Labor Day rush

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Five.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Five more, I mean.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would you

settle for quasi-respectable?

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh, I like the usage of quasi

So appropriate.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My cousin used to sell knockoff Motorolas.

They were called quasi-motos.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I use "queasy" a lot lately.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jose's brother isn't the real Canseco.

He’s the Quozzie-Canseco

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so all that and one run. sure, fine

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm gone all night and

I come back and this is the best you can do, AN? 11-3?!

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but rally Helen Mirren!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously!

Show some respect, LB!

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've yet to look into this whole Helen Mirren thing.

But as a horny 12 year-old, I certainly wanted to hump Morgana.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Join the club

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

she was evil.

but hot.

a condition which seemed commonplace among women in my adulthood.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For me it was Princess Aura in the Dino de Laurentiis Flash Gordon movie.

Day-umn, I wanted her so bad.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, you said "Flash"

I was thinking of this classic.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even as a boy, I already knew

I preferred brunette-with-ass to blonde-with-boobs.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm more of a blonde with ass.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Helen M is all about the boobs.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so I'm all over the board.

What’s your point?

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Variety is good.

I love beauty in all its shapes, sizes, and colors.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And you watch A's games to clear your palate?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unless they're playing the Mariners,

I just listen.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FLASH

AH-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But Merlin was a badass. And sort of like A's games this year...

A dream, to some…

…A NIGHTMARE TO OTHERS!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, he was straight-up creepy,

but his choice in headgear was equally disturbing. Helmet? No…not quite…headress…no…that’s not it….

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bottom of the ninth still to come.

There’s still one more chance at a rally.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you've written off the 8th, then?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The HR totals tonight fooled him into thinking this game is at Coors

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As did all the empty beer cans strewn next to me.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap, it's only the 8th?!?!

How long has this nightmare been going on??

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

we need a British babe of more recent vintage. How about Kate Winslet?

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do not spoil the Helen mojo

by introducing some young tart.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It will not go well for young Kate if she tries to move in on Helen's turf

Dame Helen will rip her to shreds.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A moistened bint, even

Is “bint” a terrible word? I only know it from Monty Python.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Bint" is Arabic. Just means girl.

Took off as slang in London, I think.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But I'm pretty sure it's derogatory in English.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

People, people

Sienna Miller. And I’m a brunette guy, even.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please. Miss Miller isn't even 30.

Cate is younger than me. Emma is older, but I still don’t advise attempting to move in on Helen’s thread.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE SCORED THREE RUNS, WHADDYA WANT???

It’s like a season high, right?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe

I just wanted to see some pictures of Kate Winslet.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tomorrow, young man.

Today I don’t want to see pictures of anyone who is younger than me.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um

Did he say Sweeney is in left?

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is wrong with Holliday?

It’s not like we’re protecting a lead and doing the upgrade-the-defense shuffle. What the hell is going on?

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he got traded

LOL

FIRE GEREN NOW
http://firegerennow.blogspot.com/

by Morgasm on Jun 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wallace is at 3B

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What about Bodie and Poot?

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The A's baseball IQ is Herc-like

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

apparently.

The Western District way.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me that's a Wire reference

Jimmy McNulty is listed as my religion on Facebook.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I loved it in season three when he re-wrecks his car.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear you bro

I do my Vegas thing or on a work trip I will tip back a few. I have my Bunk’s LOL

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've changed my mind

The A’s are like those two drunken losers in Season 1. I think they’re the one who gets his ass walloped by Bodie. Or maybe they’re the guy who almost throws himself down the stairs to get his retirement.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And smelled like Dookie.

(I’m on season 4 and watching episodes nearly non-stop. What a show.)

Baseball isn't magic.

by rebus on Jun 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

season four was by far my favorite.

season four was awesome.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, God, Dookie

That poor bastard.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

all those kids.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I started out hating on Poot

Ended up liking him a lot.

Snoop was always badass, though.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, but I loved her, too.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The whole riff about the power tools?

With all the crap on TV today, sometimes I forget what it can be, if the writers really try. Stuff like that reminds me.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The power tools scene was AWESOME.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

<3 Omar

Baseball isn't magic.

by rebus on Jun 27, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

modeled off Rickey.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geren throwing in the towel

He just replaced all the starters.

by cyke17 on Jun 27, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is wrong wiht Holliday?

Many have been asking that question for awhile now.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vicodin started kicking in

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bad dog.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I usually takes a half hour or so to kick in.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man bites dog

and Mr. Batting Practice Russ Springer doesn’t allow a run.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just got home from movie

havent missed much i guess

HILLIS

by robbo650 on Jun 27, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I see the Rockies are using Embree in the appropriate manner

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he's carrying the bags from the shuttle to their rooms?

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, Landon played today, huh?

Bob must not have liked that he saw signs of life from Zook yesterday.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's bugs in the booth

a jackass in the dugout and sheep on the field.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In Germany its called a Rattler

So that females can drink all day during fest and keep up with the guys.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

Nope, I swear man. Half lemonade kept the girls with us and tipsy on like the 3 day drink binges at Octoberfest

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you like that try shandy

Schweppes Bitter Lemon with something hoppy, like Anchor or Sierra Nevada. Mix 1/2 and 1/2. Refreshing and tasty, and you can drink tons of it without getting messed up.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would an IPA work?

‘Cuz I’m a huge fan of IPA.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup -- that would work well

It’s great on a hot day.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

[ ʃæn-di ]

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, I missed it!

Ken has been pretty funny today.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ken must be hitting the bottle lately

He’s dropping way too many truth bombs.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sigline included.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QOTM - broadcaster division

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE'RE GONNA WIN!!!!!!

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And Hannahan is 1 for his last 1

(and 21).

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright

now the A’s don’t need that two point conversion to tie this thing up

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It's like the Beatles song:

“All you need is love Embree…”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WE'RE AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+5

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is

the Alan Embree I remember.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hannahan could teach Holliday something about sliding

And I see Embree is just the same as always.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait,

Hannahan just did something right?

….this is AN, you know.

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If your

a left handed pitcher you seem to have a job for life in MLB

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been following on the radio and AN, but just got home.

Do I dare turn on the television?

Baseball isn't magic.

by rebus on Jun 27, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think you know the answer to that question.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just need to point out

that Hannahan may suck as a hitter, but I don’t want to hear anyone accusing him of not caring. That was an excellent slide on a totally meaningless play in a game the A’s are going to lose.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I prefer Hannahan to Chavez

We get more grit per dollar.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Jun 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like Hannahan, especially reading the Chron story about

inspiring the child with cancer/leukemia. Sadly he’s the likely casualty tomorrow when Unicorn rides again.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe

he can get some work in radio as he needs to find something he can do well.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He knows he is fighting for a job

I wish more players would play like that.

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes it really is about talent and not effort

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

plenty of

heart but no talent.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i can tolerate hannahan cuz of his fielding

there’s just no one to pick him up at the plate because we have very few who can hit. so it makes his hitting disability that much more obvious.

by Deborah51 on Jun 27, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mulder and Buehrle

would have completed a double-header by now.

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of whom, remember when Mulder was

“about to throw a side session…”?

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by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think so

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by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last time

the real Mark Mulder threw anywhere was 2005

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corrected

“about to throw a side session burger on the grill…”

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rincon in for the Rockies

If his first name was Ricardo I’d be feeling pretty good right now.

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We may have one more tease left in us

Two runners on in the bottom of the ninth?

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The end of that inning was Giambonic

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's the CarGon I remember

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wuertz with the shutdown

if you can call it that when you’re down by six

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If the A's can scored a few more, maybe they'll force the Rockies to use Huston

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Last-ditch rally Helen Mirren

Very close to NSFW, but it’s OK because
(1) she’s old
(2) it’s black and white
(3) it’s Saturday night and no one is at work
(4) everyone has left this thread anyway

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

She's older than me.

That’s all that matters.

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

62

This is just unacceptable. People are paying good money to go to the ball park. -Ken Korach

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed.

but it ain’t young, neither.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and I'd still have lots and lots of sex with her.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(1) H
(2) O
(3) T
(4) T

Baseball isn't magic.

by rebus on Jun 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does Carlos Zambrano have more HRs this year than Sweeney?

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Silver lining

When we lose, we’re making it tougher on the Giants.

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A real question

why the hell is Kurt Suzuki still in this freakin’ game? Does Bobo want him to die on the field?

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure he's getting the day off tomorrow

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Trundle, Landon, trundle!

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd just like to point out

that the A’s have scored in every inning in which Helen Mirren made an appearance.

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

alright

maybe I was wrong about asking for Kate Winslet to replace Ms. Mirren

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

maybe?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More Rally Helen plz!

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure, but I think this qualifies as respectable.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Huston Street comes in, then it's damn respectable

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's gotta come in now, right?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Al Micheals is

warming up his voice.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Daric!

And WTF was that throw?!

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

It was a cross between Raul Ibanez and my mom

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by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, and Daric hit it off the fence, too

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More Helen Mirren, please.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rawr.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That throw made the Ibanez Lawn Dart look awesome

WTF was that?

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

my attention is back.... and not to that dumb lil broad

in the stupid gold bikini either. damn, just cant seem to have the umph in our bats to get those out of the park. Street in….. tease will be de-teased soon.

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by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sure are

Miracles do happen I guess but then there’s Hannahan

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Followed by Crosby

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

see that slide earlier?

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Empress Helen says:

“You shall not defeat us!”

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

freaking pop up

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by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 9:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There's a mistake

It’s supposed to say, “In play, run(s)”

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cust sac fly, Crosby K, game over

That’s my fearless prediction.

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I predict extra innings.

Because this game isn’t long enough already….

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cust walk, then Crosby GIDP

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess the recap can be titled "Revenge of Street"

In the battle of the strong, victory goes to the brave.

by javaball on Jun 27, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Or "Why are the A's chicken to cross the Street"

Whatever that means.

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Calling for supernatural backup...

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

just seeing bunnies on deck gives me zero hope

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by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

bunnies is up for the tie.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game is so long that

the beer-festers have sobered up already.

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

jeebus - yeah, one out. but dp master in

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by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know, if every game started in the 7th inning,

we’d have a decent record right now.

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

whiff out of zone

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by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Slider #1

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

well, oh well better than dp. but really

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by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rajai bomb for the tie

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rajai lines it to RF, Spilborghs dives, falls down, kicks the ball to CF, Rajai circles the bases

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

inside-the-park-off!

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that'd be a tie, tho...

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think they should.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh. Bummer.

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Needs more Helen

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Too bad E-Gon isn't available to pinch-bunt

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

raj = naj click

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by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

woof.

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by Leopold Bloom on Jun 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dang.

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

teA'se

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for those that don't like to go all the way

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by ak_A on Jun 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not that we don't LIKE to.

It’s just that on nights where can’t go all the way, we’d still rather at least go part of the way.

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

and KenKo was in fine form during the midgame when it looked completely hopeless.

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by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I think the Rivercats did themselves proud tonight

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was going to say FAIL

But maybe Street won’t be available tomorrow.

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by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, we learned that rally Helen Mirren has some mojo

Just not enough to overcome a six-run deficit.

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by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd just like to say again that Daric Barton absolutely crushed that pitch

That was really, really good to see.

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by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 9:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

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