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Open Thread: Game 73 - A's vs. Rockies

Colorado Rockies at Oakland Athletics, Jun 27, 2009 6:05 PM PDT


Seth McClung throws up a little in his mouth upon seeing the A's team batting average.

More photos » by Morry Gash - AP

Seth McClung throws up a little in his mouth upon seeing the A's team batting average.

Let's just hope that Game 73 brings a more crisp brand of A's baseball than Game 72 offered. Following an error by Jack Hannahan, a strangely casual errant flick to 1B by Dallas Braden on a bunt, and a baserunning blunder by Matt Holliday, Oakland finally earned a chorus boos from their own fans -- and even from the consummately professional and generally measured Ken Korach -- when a high pop-fly somehow fell between Adam Kennedy and Jack Cust, neither of whom appeared to find the pursuit of the ball to be especially urgent or interesting.

This last event inspired Bob Geren to rip into his team's effort and play, saying, "Neither one could get to it. I thought that off the bat." Oh wait, that's not conveying high expectations, it's suggesting, "It's ok, guys -- I didn't think anyone would catch it. I expect you to suck and I don't really mind." Clown. No wonder your former players are extolling the virtues of firing old managers.

Trevor Cahill takes the mound tonight against lefty Jorge De La Rosa. De La Rosa is no Jason Hammel -- whatever the f*** that even means. He's 3-7 with a 5.85 ERA, so the A's ought to be able to cough up five hits and a hairball. Hello, Nomar!




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I kindly ask what the fuck?

Sweeney on the bench for Nomar and Rajai? What kind of utter stupid is this.

This just takes the cake.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 27, 2009 5:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I no longer see the point of playing either Nomar or Giambi

And the idea of starting both of them…

I dunno, maybe Geren is trying to get Nomar to hurt himself again so he’ll just retire already.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't see a problem with it, actually

Why should Sweeney start against LHPs in general? He hits them poorly and always has, and is an “ok” CFer.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this is one whacko lineup.

you have Cust in RF hitting 7th?

Oh, but if I catch a line drive by a girl, that’s girl-on-girl action, the twiceness is eliminated, and it just counts once - gigglingone

by closetasfan on Jun 27, 2009 5:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He'll probably try to bunt a runner over from 1B to set the table for Crosby

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like setting the table for guys who hit .108 with runners in scoring position.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my

When your have reverse Ramon batting clean-up that means your team is not well put together.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I can't say I'm thrilled about Nomar batting clean-up

but anything that pushes Giambi down a notch is a good thing.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching

Giambi this year has been kind of sad really. Retirement is in his near future I think.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My first thought

Oakland = elephant’s graveyard?: a fictional place where, according to legend, older elephants instinctively direct themselves when they reach a certain age…

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jun 27, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We're not like Menudo anymore. :-(

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Reverse Ramon"

Is that something dirty?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If so, I want in.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly

it’s just me trying to be clever.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just posted the Korach clip for anyone who wants to listen.

Link

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 5:52 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ken Korach speaks the truth.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny how these things repeat themselves

I remember a similar play back in the mid-80s, in Detroit, when the A’s had been playing really badly (no shock) and an easy fly ball fell between Polonia (in CF, god was that a failed experiment) and IIRC Davis. Lon said, “The A’s should be unconditionally embarrassed.”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lon was never afraid to tell it like it was

Bill wasn’t either, to put it mildly.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Norma is our DH tonight

ugh

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mets losing 5-0 to the Yankees tonight

and the pressure mounts on Omar Minaya to add a hitter to the lineup (heh heh heh)…

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Are you hinting at something?

Lol

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 27, 2009 6:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nothing is better for a team looking to trade a veteran for prospects at the deadline

than a big-market team that’s playing worse than expected but is still in contention. Smells like desperation to me, and from the GM’s perspective, some talented prospect cracking the starting lineup in 2010 won’t do him any good if his ass has already been fired on October 5th.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another thing that helps the A's

is if all those marginal teams currently hovering around .500 stay close enough so that they don’t bail out and become “sellers”. Right now there aren’t very many teams ready to give up good hitters, and that strengthens Beane’s bargaining position.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, our exceptionally sucky performance so far is a real strength

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

my aren't we all in good moods tonight

and the game hasn’t even started yet

anyway, Let’s Go Oakland

(I did enjoy the pregame interview with Dallas Braden)

by OaklandSi on Jun 27, 2009 6:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, good point

Let’s see a W, eh?

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 6:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go A's

I hope they can at least beat the heat.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was checking up on that Brett Wallace fellow after reading the St. Louis trade thread

Dude’s lower half makes Landon Powell look like Kate Moss. Sounds like he can play, though.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 6:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

For a baseball player, he's really fat

Anyone here remember Floyd “Honeybear” Rayford, one of the endless line of failed O’s 3B prospects after they moved Ripken to SS?

Wallace is fatter than him.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

His legs are a lot fatter than Kruks were when he played

I mean, come on…

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like big butts and I can not lie ...

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, I'll give you that

But he can’t hold Kruk’s jock in the gut department.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm...ew.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kruk's jock isn't that heavy

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Double ew.

No, wait, make that a single.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know

It looks like the “before” picture on one of those, “I followed the ONE RULE of how to shrink my fat ass so I could be drafted in the first round!!” web ad.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha, his listed weight is 205.

Haha. Right.

Baseball isn't magic.

by rebus on Jun 27, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

205 stone

Baseball isn't magic.

by rebus on Jun 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially since most people won't get it

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

205 poods

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a crappy AB by Helton

Waved really weakly at a sinker with only 1 strike on him, then hacked at a shoulder-high fastball. Impressive that a 21-year-old rookie can make a hitter like Helton look that bad.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Boom

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

In play (runs)

We’re all gonna die.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 6:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yee-ikes

Hawpe is straight mashing this season.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 6:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Everything up for Cahill in the 1st.

And I don’t believe that’s what she said.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 6:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DelaRosa writing on the mound before pitching...

“Throw strikes you asshole!”

“Dear God: thank you for the A’s lineup tonight”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nomar is already fidgeting in the dugout

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He and Hawpe both have a lot of movement in their swing

Seems like all those moving parts would make it hard to stay consistent.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is a worse manager:

Bob Geren or Michael Scott of ‘The Office’?

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Geren

Mike’s shown he can be good at something at least once per season.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

For employees Geren has the distinct advantage

of letting you do whatever you want without criticizing it.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I suppose it was inevitable that these two perennial AN themes

would come together in a single question.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i love michael so much more

plus his branch actually defies logic and out-produces expectations, our lineup is the opposite

by chipper1001 on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry Nomar, nice try

But there were already 2 outs.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You can't fault his effort though

That was a major league DP ball.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ouch

K-Hill turning into HR-Hill.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Bogus

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm shocked that that carried even to the warning track

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We will be batting in the bottom of 9th

And Cahill will not be lasting long due to serving up BP.

Anything obvious I have missed?

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 6:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Was tonight Cahill's normal day to start?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He started on Monday.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Time to set up the coleman stove outside

It’s hot as hell and I’m the chef tonight with hot dogs. Hell, it’s what the kids wanted, my niece is here, a little lousy food won’t be too bad.

by paradox on Jun 27, 2009 6:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh hey, 6:00 start. Oops.

And we’re only down three runs!!! Good job guys!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CarGon is still an A at heart

Thank you, CarGon.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

CarGon learned something while he was an A

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

They all do

They all learn how to regress instead of progress.

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cahill isn't throwing very hard tonight

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Might

be a good night to start drinking to get through this game.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 6:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought he was pre-law

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another one?

Kee-ripes, we’re swarming this place like locusts. Although I guess PT buggered off.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 6:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flounder!

That’s gotta be Wallace’s nickname, right?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

God, if only we got the chance to give him a nickname

I’d remember Holliday fondly for the rest of my days if he lands us our future 3Bman.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

All right, you guyz

They have to win sometime. We can decide to be happy. Right?

by paradox on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We can decide to be happy drink. Absolutely.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Good night to hit - it's like a day game right now

If the A’s can get a couple balls air borne, there’s hope. De La Rosa does have a 5.85 ERA.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 6:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KK said Geren had meeting with players

Probably patted them on the back. Said “We are better than this, keep plugging and we might win a game this side of October”

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was not a strike to Cust right there

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The ump probably decided

Cust was going to K later in AB so he put him out of his misery

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

god i would love

to see some sign of life with this team

by chipper1001 on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coors West tonight

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But, strangely, only when the A's are on defense.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

100% baseball

0% effort.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Barmey

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Here it is, without the 'e'

link

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

Heard it in a Streets song.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comes from 'barm'

the old English word for the yeast that makes beer ferment.

Nowadays you only hear it to mean eccentric. Very common in Britain, not so common here.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Curt Young to Trevor Cahill:

“You don’t have it tonight, ‘Dactyl’. So we’re taking you out. But before we do, I want to see you put Hawpe on his ass.”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

KK, “Sometimes you have to win 7 to 6 or 8 to 7”

VC, “The A’s so far have not shown they can do that”

Good on Vince, You are right.

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sad but true...

I keep waiting for that ’A’s turnaround’ that we expect every year but-
It didn’t happen last year and I’m getting that sinking feeling it wont this year either.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have thrown in he towel

Cannot wait for some trades because this team is unwatchable

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clown?

Is that the gravest insult you people can give? watch weeds, anyone?

….these A’s…sigh…

by my_cat_max on Jun 27, 2009 6:53 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's right. It's AN's fault for not swearing at Geren enough.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Davis walks-

And its a highlight!

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Rajai .379 OBP in June.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How about figure out how to hit period

But yeah, That’s funny

Mounting mammoth rally here

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally mounting-mammoth?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AK!

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 6:58 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

F yeah!!!!!

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Runs? Yay!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

2 runz is huge these days.

I feel bad for AK and Zook they’ve been ‘gamers’ through and through.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Go back to Colorado you bum

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Norma

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow, what's with all the stealing?

Is this the A’s?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 7:05 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Since they

seem to be making all the toys from the 80’s into movies when do we get the hotwheels movie?

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Saw Star Trek last night with Mrs doctorK

(and completely forgot about baseball until the movie was over)

Zoe Saldana.

That is all.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, ye gods

That’s Uhura, right? Yes, plz.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can haz scoreless inning plz

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

But Trevor is trying not to allow it

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or at least homerless inning.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gee.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Carlos Gonzalez 0 for 23 with two strikes...

…And, not any more.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I miss CarGon...

That cannon was nice to have in CF.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

the A's have

enough outfielders who can’t hit.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember A LOT of doubles early on.

The kids still young.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weren’t his first seven hits doubles?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also remember lots of strickouts, and very few walks

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sound familiar? 2009 A's?

I agree, you are correct- but he was brought up rather quick.
You have to admit, watching him throw to home plate was a thing of beauty.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

If Cahill were a horse, Geren would have to go out and shoot him

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

i thought he would leave him out there for another race

REALLY make sure its broken

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Jun 27, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Might

be a good night to start toking to get through this game.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

E-Gon watched his life flash before his eyes on that one

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Some teams have attitude

The A’s have suckitude

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think its just 'suck'...

‘Suckitude’ would imply some type of engagement.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

need new thread

this one has cooties.

by MobiusKlein on Jun 27, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cahill owned-

3.2 IN, 8H, 7ER, 1B, 2K, 4HR!

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn’t he come in with just two or three home runs allowed?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait, no.

What am I smoking?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, he's actually been giving up a lot of HRs in Oakland

Coming into tonight, he’d given up 11.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I thought I saw a graphic or something.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

MIght have been on the road

His H/R splits are really weird. Terrible BB/K (21/9), only 2 HRs on the road. At home, coming into tonight 12/32 with 9 HR.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s what it was, then.

Thanks for not making me look like a total ass.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn!!! I missed it!

Too bad I can only get baseball enjoyment by rooting against the Giants.

by cyke17 on Jun 27, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was at that game too...

I was at both of Lincecums games… was torture.

by cyke17 on Jun 27, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Close FAIL in Milwaukee tonight

Start of the 9th, it was 4-4. Hoffman allowed 2 runs in the top. Wilson allowed 3 runs in the bottom.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

My brother, the Giants fan, says, “Brian Wilson can die.”

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i don't think he's been bad

but i have to admit to rum ingestion and boredom

by Deborah51 on Jun 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

1-2-3 inning

Wow – forgot what one of those looked like (for our guys, at least).

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Change coming on?

We haven’t had one of those 15-7 games in a long time.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

spontaneous sarcasm.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh

so that’s what a 123 inning looks like

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 7:33 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Springer throws a lot of 123 innings

Other days he’s more on his game and only gives up 117.

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by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah - I want to kick his sorry, whining ass, then steal his girlfriend

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you're going to keep talking about him(/her)

someone needs to make a screen cap.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what

would MrsdoctorK think about you stealing his girlfriend?

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She'd kill me - plain and simple

That’s why I only talk about it.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crosby

Pre warning track power

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I like to

call it post infield power

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which do I have a better chance with

The $5 Super Lotto ticket I purchased or the A’s winning this game.

My guess is the lotto ticket

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

But if you compare the two the lotto should be a cinch.

With the lottery you have a chance

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Folks, a few years down the road...

..when the A’s are in the World Series, and idiots all over the country are wearing A’s gear, and the AN game threads are full of newbie bandwagon-jumpers rooting for baseball’s hot new team…

…those of us who are watching this game will chuckle to ourselves, and know that none of them can possibly appreciate the good times the way those of us witnessing this disaster can.

We are earning our future joy on this thread, folks.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   1 recs

So this season is kind of like baseball Purgatory

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rec'd and completely agreed with

There is no animal on this Earth more deplorable than the ever-present “I’m wearing the jersey of the team that just won the Series but it’s okay because my grandfather was a huge fan” megadouche. He/She can be spotted by their brand new unformed baseball cap bill and their inability to name anyone that played for the team 5 years previous.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANd I had to stomach that after 2002

where lots of new slegnA’s popped up all around this slegnA neighborhood.

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In retrospect, I wish Dusty Baker hadn't handed that WS to the slegnA

It makes there fans intolerable now that their franchise has a title to their credit.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, that and rum

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not alot to talk about tonight huh?

Watching this team play is like watching old people hump. Yet we are all still here, guess we are glutons for punishment, lol

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Then again

Pulling out a hangnail might be more fun then watching this team hit.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can you define "old people"

I really need to know.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chappelle Show

When those 2 old people were humping on the stage for the safe sex class, lol.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"old people" means

“too old for me to even thinking about hooking up with”.

For some here, that means my age. For me it means about 60+.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And I'm negotiable concerning the "plus" part.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Helen Mirren?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You know how the Inuit supposedly have dozens of words for snow?

I’ll bet AN has developed an equivalent number of words for “suck”.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHA

Now thats some funny ass shit!

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The bag he took out of his pocket said, "David's Sunflower Seeds"

If it was me, it would be full of Vicodin.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he were a decent human being....

he would pass them out to the bleacher creatures. They need it more than him.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Jun 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One good thing is my drunk roomy is

listening to the Dodger game since the slegnA game was over before he got home.

I heard him tell someone on the phone that he wants to score big at the track so he can have enough money to move out.

I will offer to pick the winners for him. God, do I hope he wins.

I used to own and train horses so I might even take that up myself and pay him to move out.

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

great news!

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A bag of rubbed balls. How appropriate.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was Crosbicious

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To misquote Thomas Paine

These are the A’s that try men’s souls.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone should tell them that no matter how long they do the wave

they won’t be able to actually drown themselves.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Normally I would disapprove

But it’s about 106 degrees out there and they paid money to get into the stadium, so they should do whatever makes there happy.

by Englishmajor on Jun 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can we invoke the mercy rule now?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Been fun guys.

Have a good night.

Dont blow Bailey.

by brian.only on Jun 27, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am off to watch something else as well

because to tell you the truth, as soon as they went down 3-0, I knew it was over.

This is one defeated, pathetic bunch who think Geren is a total loser. If you hooked them all up to lie detectors, all 25 of them will think Geren should be fired and those that don’t will be tagged for deception

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I turned the game off to work out for a while

and was watching an episode of “Man vs. Wild” (which isn’t as good as “Survivorman”, but whatever) with Bear and Will Ferrell in the Swedish arctic in the fall (frozen, but not permanent night).

Reminded me that there are in fact worse things than watching this ball club.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, i like survivorman better too.

i always imagine some poor schmuck following bear’s advice and getting into even worse trouble. like jumping into a freezing ass stream and ending up dying from hypothermia.

by Deborah51 on Jun 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Les Stroud actually has to carry his own gear around

and survive all by himself. It’s a lot more fun to watch, without the overdramatizing of MvsW.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL at the "Heavy Hitter" dude

Probably the only thing that guy hits hard is the beer.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Cardinals Acquire Mark DeRosa
By Eddie Schmid [June 27, 2009 at 9:58pm CST]

According to the MLB.com Twitter, the Cardinals have acquired Mark DeRosa from the Indians for RP Chris Perez and a player to be named later.

FIRE GEREN NOW
http://firegerennow.blogspot.com/

by Morgasm on Jun 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait, you're allowed to address your problems by taking action?

Who knew?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Very good move

He would have helped our offence about 30 games ago.

Of course if we traded for a corpse from the morgue, that would have helped our offense

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAAHHAHA

I was gonna say, give the batboy a shot. I heard he is good against Lefties

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There was a report that Beane was inquiring after him,

but Cleveland asked for more than he was willing to give up.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh

AK moving to 3rd on Ellis’s arrival is pretty much the same thing.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fan diddle tastic

Bring me Mulder and Hudson.

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by louismg on Jun 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay

Interleague play ends tomorrow. On Monday, the A’s can resume losing to the American League.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Even Katrina and the Waves could do that.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe the players are still queasy from all the ice-cream

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's time

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"You're a towel!"

You’re a towel!”

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In order to figure out to win the game, I need to get high!

Oh damn, now I’m too high too remember what the strategy was.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think a 30 run game by Colorado

will get us on ESPN and hand some embarrassment to the team and the management who do not know how to field a competitive team

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

But they won't get that far.

15 yes. But not 20.

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by louismg on Jun 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm starting to think

we might not be able to come back and win this game.

I know, crazy talk. These are the A’s. Of course we’re coming back!

Thanks for the pep talk.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Jun 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A's pitchers still have to get 10 outs

There is a very real possibility of a position player seeing action on the mound if things don’t get better fast.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please let it be Nomar

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Four balks and a run scores.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think there is any possibility.

The organization is too conservative. It’s not going to happen.

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by louismg on Jun 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who is

the position player who gets the call?

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully Crosby

The A’s brass in a genius move turn Crosby into the reverse Ankiel and resign him.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A's brass

and genius in the same sentence? Are you a mole?

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather see them resign him than re-sign him

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Im sober and all I can do is sit here and crack up

If they are gonna suck, at least suck real good.

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Tonight, they are O-Cabuluous

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{Adds that to the list of AN suck-euphemisms}

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon folks, I've already suggested "Crosbicious" and "O-Cabulous"

I’m sure AN can come up with dozens more!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My current favorite is "Geren"

(also works as a euphemism for “dumbass”)

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rally Helen!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

One of 10 British women who have actually aged well

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's also Russian nobility, yeah?

I seem to remember reading that somewheres. I didn’t even know who she was until I found out the Mars Volta wrote a song about her.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mironoff, yes

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

annal nathrach, oovthas bethud...

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My God...

This has my vote for the funniest f’ing post I’ve ever seen here..Well, well done!!!!

by WannaBeGM on Jun 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh my gosh, that was her?!?

I think the last time I saw that movie was when it was in the theaters. What, early 1980s?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep, 1981, IIRC

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I'm not mistaken, that movie started the now-cliché

practice of using “O Fortuna” from Carmina burana in swords-and-sorcery battle scenes.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny anecdotes

Evidently, Helen Mirren absolutely hated Nicol Williamson, who played Merlin. They’d been in some Shakespeare production together in London years before and didn’t get along. So John Boorman had to lie to each of them about the other’s participation in the film, and by the time they got to the set and found out they were in the film together, it was too late to back out. Boorman says on the DVD commentary that he thinks the tension between then played well in the film.

Also, he says he still has the breastplate she wore. Which I found to be really, really creepy.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love stories like that

Just like the one about George C. Scott and Kubrick on Dr. Strangelove.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

anachronistic breastplate, I'm pretty sure

Doesn’t look Arthurian era to me. But then she was magic, so anything is possible.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So was being older than 25 and having all your teeth

As was all the full-plate armor. Boorman admits that it’s all anachronistic, but IIRC he says that he considers the story of Arthur to be sort of archetypal and timeless, so the anachronisms don’t bother him.

He sounded pretty obsessed with the film in the commentary, and I have to admit I really liked it when it came out and it still holds up well, especially Nicol Williamson’s hilarious and brilliant performance — the only really off part is the scene near the beginning when Uther sees whatsherface dance for the first time, which has way too much of a Stevie-Nicks-twirling-around-with-Fleetwood-Mac vibe to it.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Helloooooooo, hot Oakland fans in the stands

If I have to sit here and watch this, it’d be nice to do so sitting next to one o’ them pretty ladies.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

You know it's a

long night when Ken is talking about obscure British rockers from the 1970’s.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That was funny.

“You think I want to use this stuff??”

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who'd he mention?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Al Stewart

whose middle name turns out to be Ian.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Norma

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

DP FAIL

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by louismg on Jun 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, he TRIED

Tulo wasn’t cooperating.

by Joey C. on Jun 27, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That counts as a rally!

And Nomar is among the best hitters of all time! /koolaid

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by louismg on Jun 27, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Now

Giambi is 0 for 7,634

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

strickout

Didn’t see that coming.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm just hoping Barton can learn from him.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently this

Rockies pitcher is like Jake Taylor and wasn’t cutting it in the Mexican League.

by sirbed on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And that, ladies and gentlemen,

is my analysis of the trade!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Looked safe to me

But really, what difference would it have made.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess Holliday thought he could get away with not touching the plate again

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 27, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Geren going to argue

The fucking horse has bolted the barn u dpishit

by Trainman on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giambi at.202

Giambi I know you can suck better then that! Get under .200, be really terrible

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just read on mlbtrade rumors

That in derosa trade player to be named later is supposley Brett Wallace

by buckfan6 on Jun 27, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

NFW

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would surprise me a great deal.

It would also explain why Beane didn’t get DeRosa.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 27, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm not seeing that anywhere

No wallace as the PTBNL speculation. Just a quote from the GM’s saying the PTBNL is an ‘important piece’.

We’ll see.

FIRE GEREN NOW
http://firegerennow.blogspot.com/

by Morgasm on Jun 27, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NEW THREAD OPEN

Just cuz.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

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