Open Thread: Game 73 - A's vs. Rockies
by Nico on Jun 27, 2009 5:36 PM PDT
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Let's just hope that Game 73 brings a more crisp brand of A's baseball than Game 72 offered. Following an error by Jack Hannahan, a strangely casual errant flick to 1B by Dallas Braden on a bunt, and a baserunning blunder by Matt Holliday, Oakland finally earned a chorus boos from their own fans -- and even from the consummately professional and generally measured Ken Korach -- when a high pop-fly somehow fell between Adam Kennedy and Jack Cust, neither of whom appeared to find the pursuit of the ball to be especially urgent or interesting.
This last event inspired Bob Geren to rip into his team's effort and play, saying, "Neither one could get to it. I thought that off the bat." Oh wait, that's not conveying high expectations, it's suggesting, "It's ok, guys -- I didn't think anyone would catch it. I expect you to suck and I don't really mind." Clown. No wonder your former players are extolling the virtues of firing old managers.
Trevor Cahill takes the mound tonight against lefty Jorge De La Rosa. De La Rosa is no Jason Hammel -- whatever the f*** that even means. He's 3-7 with a 5.85 ERA, so the A's ought to be able to cough up five hits and a hairball. Hello, Nomar!
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I kindly ask what the fuck?
Sweeney on the bench for Nomar and Rajai? What kind of utter stupid is this.
This just takes the cake.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
I no longer see the point of playing either Nomar or Giambi
And the idea of starting both of them…
I dunno, maybe Geren is trying to get Nomar to hurt himself again so he’ll just retire already.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I don't see a problem with it, actually
Why should Sweeney start against LHPs in general? He hits them poorly and always has, and is an “ok” CFer.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
this is one whacko lineup.
you have Cust in RF hitting 7th?
Oh, but if I catch a line drive by a girl, that’s girl-on-girl action, the twiceness is eliminated, and it just counts once - gigglingone
He'll probably try to bunt a runner over from 1B to set the table for Crosby
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I like setting the table for guys who hit .108 with runners in scoring position.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't say I'm thrilled about Nomar batting clean-up
but anything that pushes Giambi down a notch is a good thing.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
My first thought
Oakland = elephant’s graveyard?: a fictional place where, according to legend, older elephants instinctively direct themselves when they reach a certain age…
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 27, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions
We're not like Menudo anymore. :-(
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
"Reverse Ramon"
Is that something dirty?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
If so, I want in.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I just posted the Korach clip for anyone who wants to listen.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Ken Korach speaks the truth.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 5:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Funny how these things repeat themselves
I remember a similar play back in the mid-80s, in Detroit, when the A’s had been playing really badly (no shock) and an easy fly ball fell between Polonia (in CF, god was that a failed experiment) and IIRC Davis. Lon said, “The A’s should be unconditionally embarrassed.”
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Lon was never afraid to tell it like it was
Bill wasn’t either, to put it mildly.
@worldblee on Twitter.
Norma is our DH tonight
ugh
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Mets losing 5-0 to the Yankees tonight
and the pressure mounts on Omar Minaya to add a hitter to the lineup (heh heh heh)…
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Are you hinting at something?
Lol
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
Nothing is better for a team looking to trade a veteran for prospects at the deadline
than a big-market team that’s playing worse than expected but is still in contention. Smells like desperation to me, and from the GM’s perspective, some talented prospect cracking the starting lineup in 2010 won’t do him any good if his ass has already been fired on October 5th.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Another thing that helps the A's
is if all those marginal teams currently hovering around .500 stay close enough so that they don’t bail out and become “sellers”. Right now there aren’t very many teams ready to give up good hitters, and that strengthens Beane’s bargaining position.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yes, our exceptionally sucky performance so far is a real strength
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
my aren't we all in good moods tonight
and the game hasn’t even started yet
anyway, Let’s Go Oakland
(I did enjoy the pregame interview with Dallas Braden)
nico, i do like the pic and caption
the lineup…not so much
Go A's
I hope they can at least beat the heat.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I was checking up on that Brett Wallace fellow after reading the St. Louis trade thread
Dude’s lower half makes Landon Powell look like Kate Moss. Sounds like he can play, though.
For a baseball player, he's really fat
Anyone here remember Floyd “Honeybear” Rayford, one of the endless line of failed O’s 3B prospects after they moved Ripken to SS?
Wallace is fatter than him.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
His legs are a lot fatter than Kruks were when he played
I mean, come on…
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I like big butts and I can not lie ...
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Umm...ew.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Kruk's jock isn't that heavy
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Double ew.
No, wait, make that a single.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I know
It looks like the “before” picture on one of those, “I followed the ONE RULE of how to shrink my fat ass so I could be drafted in the first round!!” web ad.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Especially since most people won't get it
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That was a crappy AB by Helton
Waved really weakly at a sinker with only 1 strike on him, then hacked at a shoulder-high fastball. Impressive that a 21-year-old rookie can make a hitter like Helton look that bad.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Boom
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Everything up for Cahill in the 1st.
And I don’t believe that’s what she said.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
DelaRosa writing on the mound before pitching...
“Throw strikes you asshole!”
“Dear God: thank you for the A’s lineup tonight”
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Nomar is already fidgeting in the dugout
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
He and Hawpe both have a lot of movement in their swing
Seems like all those moving parts would make it hard to stay consistent.
The A's just foiled a DP opportunity
by already having two outs when he hit a potential DP ball.
@worldblee on Twitter.
Plus, with Michael you know he's trying as hard as he can, all the time, to be the funniest, chummiest, most lovable boss there ever was.
Geren, in comparison, is more like Toby.
Baseball isn't magic.
For employees Geren has the distinct advantage
of letting you do whatever you want without criticizing it.
@worldblee on Twitter.
I suppose it was inevitable that these two perennial AN themes
would come together in a single question.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
i love michael so much more
plus his branch actually defies logic and out-produces expectations, our lineup is the opposite
Sorry Nomar, nice try
But there were already 2 outs.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Bogus
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I'm shocked that that carried even to the warning track
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
We will be batting in the bottom of 9th
And Cahill will not be lasting long due to serving up BP.
Anything obvious I have missed?
Was tonight Cahill's normal day to start?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
He started on Monday.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Time to set up the coleman stove outside
It’s hot as hell and I’m the chef tonight with hot dogs. Hell, it’s what the kids wanted, my niece is here, a little lousy food won’t be too bad.
Oh hey, 6:00 start. Oops.
And we’re only down three runs!!! Good job guys!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
CarGon learned something while he was an A
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
They all do
They all learn how to regress instead of progress.
Cahill isn't throwing very hard tonight
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I thought he was pre-law
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Flounder!
That’s gotta be Wallace’s nickname, right?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
God, if only we got the chance to give him a nickname
I’d remember Holliday fondly for the rest of my days if he lands us our future 3Bman.
I'm sure a few A's players said the same
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 27, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
We can decide to be happy drink. Absolutely.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Good night to hit - it's like a day game right now
If the A’s can get a couple balls air borne, there’s hope. De La Rosa does have a 5.85 ERA.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I guess Cabrera was right in the middle of an exciting chapter in that biography of Che Guevara
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
KK said Geren had meeting with players
Probably patted them on the back. Said “We are better than this, keep plugging and we might win a game this side of October”
That was not a strike to Cust right there
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
The ump probably decided
Cust was going to K later in AB so he put him out of his misery
god i would love
to see some sign of life with this team
Coors West tonight
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
But, strangely, only when the A's are on defense.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
No, sir, they're saying 'Boo-yrnes, Boo-yrnes!'
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Here it is, without the 'e'
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Comes from 'barm'
the old English word for the yeast that makes beer ferment.
Nowadays you only hear it to mean eccentric. Very common in Britain, not so common here.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Curt Young to Trevor Cahill:
“You don’t have it tonight, ‘Dactyl’. So we’re taking you out. But before we do, I want to see you put Hawpe on his ass.”
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
LOL
KK, “Sometimes you have to win 7 to 6 or 8 to 7”
VC, “The A’s so far have not shown they can do that”
Good on Vince, You are right.
Sad but true...
I keep waiting for that ’A’s turnaround’ that we expect every year but-
It didn’t happen last year and I’m getting that sinking feeling it wont this year either.
Dont blow Bailey.
They have thrown in he towel
Cannot wait for some trades because this team is unwatchable
He's right. It's AN's fault for not swearing at Geren enough.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Rajai .379 OBP in June.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
How about figure out how to hit period
But yeah, That’s funny
Mounting mammoth rally here
Rally mounting-mammoth?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
He’s there now.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
there you go
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
Runs? Yay!
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
2 runz is huge these days.
I feel bad for AK and Zook they’ve been ‘gamers’ through and through.
Dont blow Bailey.
Geren looked totally confused in the dugout
like, “WTF? we scored?”
Go back to Colorado you bum
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
C'mon Norma
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Wow, what's with all the stealing?
Is this the A’s?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
More than meets the eye?
what does she turn into anyway?
Since they
seem to be making all the toys from the 80’s into movies when do we get the hotwheels movie?
Saw Star Trek last night with Mrs doctorK
(and completely forgot about baseball until the movie was over)
Zoe Saldana.
That is all.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I can haz scoreless inning plz
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Or at least homerless inning.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Carlos Gonzalez 0 for 23 with two strikes...
…And, not any more.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Oakland Slumpbusters
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 27, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I prefer to think of us as a Tonic
a refreshing visit to invigorate the body.
Weren’t his first seven hits doubles?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I also remember lots of strickouts, and very few walks
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Sound familiar? 2009 A's?
I agree, you are correct- but he was brought up rather quick.
You have to admit, watching him throw to home plate was a thing of beauty.
Dont blow Bailey.
Crap
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
If Cahill were a horse, Geren would have to go out and shoot him
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
i thought he would leave him out there for another race
REALLY make sure its broken
Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.
E-Gon watched his life flash before his eyes on that one
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
i can only assume he's fine with it
since geren’s still around
It makes you wonder how bad it will get until someone gives him his walking papers.
Dont blow Bailey.
It's nothing short of astounding
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Didn’t he come in with just two or three home runs allowed?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait, no.
What am I smoking?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
No, he's actually been giving up a lot of HRs in Oakland
Coming into tonight, he’d given up 11.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I think I thought I saw a graphic or something.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
MIght have been on the road
His H/R splits are really weird. Terrible BB/K (21/9), only 2 HRs on the road. At home, coming into tonight 12/32 with 9 HR.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That’s what it was, then.
Thanks for not making me look like a total ass.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I wish I was a little bit taller...
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 27, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
with a bat and a '64 Impala
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 27, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sad that the best game I've seen this year was at the Giants stadium.
and the A’s weren’t playing….
Dont blow Bailey.
Close FAIL in Milwaukee tonight
Start of the 9th, it was 4-4. Hoffman allowed 2 runs in the top. Wilson allowed 3 runs in the bottom.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
My brother, the Giants fan, says, “Brian Wilson can die.”
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 27, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i don't think he's been bad
but i have to admit to rum ingestion and boredom
1-2-3 inning
Wow – forgot what one of those looked like (for our guys, at least).
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Springer throws a lot of 123 innings
Other days he’s more on his game and only gives up 117.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Yeah - I want to kick his sorry, whining ass, then steal his girlfriend
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
If you're going to keep talking about him(/her)
someone needs to make a screen cap.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
She'd kill me - plain and simple
That’s why I only talk about it.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Which do I have a better chance with
The $5 Super Lotto ticket I purchased or the A’s winning this game.
My guess is the lotto ticket
Folks, a few years down the road...
..when the A’s are in the World Series, and idiots all over the country are wearing A’s gear, and the AN game threads are full of newbie bandwagon-jumpers rooting for baseball’s hot new team…
…those of us who are watching this game will chuckle to ourselves, and know that none of them can possibly appreciate the good times the way those of us witnessing this disaster can.
We are earning our future joy on this thread, folks.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on Jun 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
So this season is kind of like baseball Purgatory
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Rec'd and completely agreed with
There is no animal on this Earth more deplorable than the ever-present “I’m wearing the jersey of the team that just won the Series but it’s okay because my grandfather was a huge fan” megadouche. He/She can be spotted by their brand new unformed baseball cap bill and their inability to name anyone that played for the team 5 years previous.
ANd I had to stomach that after 2002
where lots of new slegnA’s popped up all around this slegnA neighborhood.
In retrospect, I wish Dusty Baker hadn't handed that WS to the slegnA
It makes there fans intolerable now that their franchise has a title to their credit.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Well, that and rum
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Not alot to talk about tonight huh?
Watching this team play is like watching old people hump. Yet we are all still here, guess we are glutons for punishment, lol
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions
Then again
Pulling out a hangnail might be more fun then watching this team hit.
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you define "old people"
I really need to know.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Chappelle Show
When those 2 old people were humping on the stage for the safe sex class, lol.
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
"old people" means
“too old for me to even thinking about hooking up with”.
For some here, that means my age. For me it means about 60+.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
And I'm negotiable concerning the "plus" part.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
Helen Mirren?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
You know how the Inuit supposedly have dozens of words for snow?
I’ll bet AN has developed an equivalent number of words for “suck”.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
HAHAHAHA
Now thats some funny ass shit!
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Im not telling you while the sun is up
I dont even know you. Ok yes I enjoy weekly
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
The bag he took out of his pocket said, "David's Sunflower Seeds"
If it was me, it would be full of Vicodin.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
If he were a decent human being....
he would pass them out to the bleacher creatures. They need it more than him.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
One good thing is my drunk roomy is
listening to the Dodger game since the slegnA game was over before he got home.
I heard him tell someone on the phone that he wants to score big at the track so he can have enough money to move out.
I will offer to pick the winners for him. God, do I hope he wins.
I used to own and train horses so I might even take that up myself and pay him to move out.
A bag of rubbed balls. How appropriate.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That was Crosbicious
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Someone should tell them that no matter how long they do the wave
they won’t be able to actually drown themselves.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Normally I would disapprove
But it’s about 106 degrees out there and they paid money to get into the stadium, so they should do whatever makes there happy.
by Englishmajor on Jun 27, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we invoke the mercy rule now?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I am off to watch something else as well
because to tell you the truth, as soon as they went down 3-0, I knew it was over.
This is one defeated, pathetic bunch who think Geren is a total loser. If you hooked them all up to lie detectors, all 25 of them will think Geren should be fired and those that don’t will be tagged for deception
I turned the game off to work out for a while
and was watching an episode of “Man vs. Wild” (which isn’t as good as “Survivorman”, but whatever) with Bear and Will Ferrell in the Swedish arctic in the fall (frozen, but not permanent night).
Reminded me that there are in fact worse things than watching this ball club.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
yeah, i like survivorman better too.
i always imagine some poor schmuck following bear’s advice and getting into even worse trouble. like jumping into a freezing ass stream and ending up dying from hypothermia.
Les Stroud actually has to carry his own gear around
and survive all by himself. It’s a lot more fun to watch, without the overdramatizing of MvsW.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
LOL at the "Heavy Hitter" dude
Probably the only thing that guy hits hard is the beer.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Its just here now to listen to what Fosse talks about now
Like to hear em squirm a little
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
Cardinals Acquire Mark DeRosa
By Eddie Schmid [June 27, 2009 at 9:58pm CST]
According to the MLB.com Twitter, the Cardinals have acquired Mark DeRosa from the Indians for RP Chris Perez and a player to be named later.
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Wait, you're allowed to address your problems by taking action?
Who knew?
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Very good move
He would have helped our offence about 30 games ago.
Of course if we traded for a corpse from the morgue, that would have helped our offense
HAAHHAHA
I was gonna say, give the batboy a shot. I heard he is good against Lefties
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a report that Beane was inquiring after him,
but Cleveland asked for more than he was willing to give up.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
144 games without a starter completing 8th inning
ML record for the A’s
Yay
Interleague play ends tomorrow. On Monday, the A’s can resume losing to the American League.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Please make the bad man stop
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 27, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions
And now all the Rockies have recorded a hit
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 27, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Katrina and the Waves could do that.
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Maybe the players are still queasy from all the ice-cream
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it's time
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
In order to figure out to win the game, I need to get high!
Oh damn, now I’m too high too remember what the strategy was.
@worldblee on Twitter.
I think a 30 run game by Colorado
will get us on ESPN and hand some embarrassment to the team and the management who do not know how to field a competitive team
But they won't get that far.
15 yes. But not 20.
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I'm starting to think
we might not be able to come back and win this game.
I know, crazy talk. These are the A’s. Of course we’re coming back!
Thanks for the pep talk.
@worldblee on Twitter.
A's pitchers still have to get 10 outs
There is a very real possibility of a position player seeing action on the mound if things don’t get better fast.
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Please let it be Nomar
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Four balks and a run scores.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I don't think there is any possibility.
The organization is too conservative. It’s not going to happen.
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Hopefully Crosby
The A’s brass in a genius move turn Crosby into the reverse Ankiel and resign him.
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'd rather see them resign him than re-sign him
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Now Im laughing my ass off
Good catch!
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Im sober and all I can do is sit here and crack up
If they are gonna suck, at least suck real good.
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions
Tonight, they are O-Cabuluous
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
{Adds that to the list of AN suck-euphemisms}
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
C'mon folks, I've already suggested "Crosbicious" and "O-Cabulous"
I’m sure AN can come up with dozens more!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
My current favorite is "Geren"
(also works as a euphemism for “dumbass”)
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
One of 10 British women who have actually aged well
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
She's also Russian nobility, yeah?
I seem to remember reading that somewheres. I didn’t even know who she was until I found out the Mars Volta wrote a song about her.
Mironoff, yes
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
You know, the A's used to be a really good team back in the day.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
annal nathrach, oovthas bethud...
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Oh my gosh, that was her?!?
I think the last time I saw that movie was when it was in the theaters. What, early 1980s?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yep, 1981, IIRC
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
If I'm not mistaken, that movie started the now-cliché
practice of using “O Fortuna” from Carmina burana in swords-and-sorcery battle scenes.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Funny anecdotes
Evidently, Helen Mirren absolutely hated Nicol Williamson, who played Merlin. They’d been in some Shakespeare production together in London years before and didn’t get along. So John Boorman had to lie to each of them about the other’s participation in the film, and by the time they got to the set and found out they were in the film together, it was too late to back out. Boorman says on the DVD commentary that he thinks the tension between then played well in the film.
Also, he says he still has the breastplate she wore. Which I found to be really, really creepy.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
anachronistic breastplate, I'm pretty sure
Doesn’t look Arthurian era to me. But then she was magic, so anything is possible.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
So was being older than 25 and having all your teeth
As was all the full-plate armor. Boorman admits that it’s all anachronistic, but IIRC he says that he considers the story of Arthur to be sort of archetypal and timeless, so the anachronisms don’t bother him.
He sounded pretty obsessed with the film in the commentary, and I have to admit I really liked it when it came out and it still holds up well, especially Nicol Williamson’s hilarious and brilliant performance — the only really off part is the scene near the beginning when Uther sees whatsherface dance for the first time, which has way too much of a Stevie-Nicks-twirling-around-with-Fleetwood-Mac vibe to it.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Helloooooooo, hot Oakland fans in the stands
If I have to sit here and watch this, it’d be nice to do so sitting next to one o’ them pretty ladies.
That was funny.
“You think I want to use this stuff??”
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Who'd he mention?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Al Stewart
whose middle name turns out to be Ian.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
C'mon Norma
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That counts as a rally!
And Nomar is among the best hitters of all time! /koolaid
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strickout
Didn’t see that coming.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I'm just hoping Barton can learn from him.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is my analysis of the trade!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Looked safe to me
But really, what difference would it have made.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I guess Holliday thought he could get away with not touching the plate again
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Bob Geren going to argue
The fucking horse has bolted the barn u dpishit
Giambi at.202
Giambi I know you can suck better then that! Get under .200, be really terrible
by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 27, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions
Just read on mlbtrade rumors
That in derosa trade player to be named later is supposley Brett Wallace
That would surprise me a great deal.
It would also explain why Beane didn’t get DeRosa.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
i'm not seeing that anywhere
No wallace as the PTBNL speculation. Just a quote from the GM’s saying the PTBNL is an ‘important piece’.
We’ll see.
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