Today while my Office reruns were at commercial, I watched two outs of the As game (I'm a diehard fan that reads every post exactly like this but never comments on them, really) and I watched Jason Giambi not hit 10 home runs during those two outs. I think its time to admit that Moneyball doesn't work and that we should trade Bobby Crosby for Hanley Ramirez. Also, we need to tell Chavez, Nomar, Stomper, Banjo Dude, and Giambi to give us back the money (that's how contracts work guys, we can just stop paying them when we want to.) Furthermore, I understand that the young guys are young, but I think they need to be older so that they can start producing. As far as the old guys, they're too old and need to be younger like the young guys. I think we need to be like the Giants--Brian Sabean knows what he's doing. If only we had a total dice roll of an ace that happened to pan out instead of being injured every year and a little panda that is the only reason we score runs, we also would be a contending team.
In summation, STRICKOUTS!!!!11