Thread Continues: No More Mr. Nice Guy
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 22, 2009 8:04 PM PDT
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PrintOK, time to do away with that polluted thread. Trevor Cahill allowed a homerun in the second; the A's trail 1-0 heading to the bottom of the fourth.
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Gnat-free thread pls
Go A’s
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Wow.
That shift almost made me REALLY mad. Nice Jack!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
SHOOT THAT BASTARD
How dare he wear that cap with that jersey.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
God, Vince is just a crappy announcer
“Jack rips it into the shift, Downs to his right gets to it” at this point I’m assuming it’s a 4-3 putout — “it rolls away from him…”
He never fails to tell you irrelevant little details first so you have no idea what the result of the play was.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I laughed out loud at that.
He’s fast…for a Panda.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 22, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
He bunts! He steals!
Cust does everything!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Ummm...did Cust just steal a base!?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
He's so gritty.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yes he did
Vince says basestealers are 42/49 against Sanchez in his career.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Because he's usually as fast as a Custacean?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
that's how they do it
the element of surprise!
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
"cust with his lightning speed"
LOL this broadcasting team is funny.
Awww… Unicorn's optimistic. And a cheeseball. That’s cute. ~Whiteshoes40
I have my "fuck you Matt Holliday" comment all ready to go.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I'll get the "fuck you Cabrera" comment ready
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Glad I get to hold off, for the moment.
Not that he made me hate him any less.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I don't think that's needed
though you got the “double” right.
Awww… Unicorn's optimistic. And a cheeseball. That’s cute. ~Whiteshoes40
Pretty good at bat here.
Hmmm.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
Baseball roadtrip starting next week for doctorK and family
July 1 in Pittsburgh against the Cubs, and July 6 in Philadelphia against the Reds.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Gettysburg for the 4th?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
We'll still be in Pittsburgh
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
any time for a stop in Cooperstown?
to show the mini-docs the A’s of days gone bye?
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
Sadly, no
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Kenko: "With Rajai Davis on deck I just can't see the A's sacrificing here"
Ouch.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Yay OrCa
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Alright, let's keep it going! I've got my "Fuck you, Rajai" comment all ready to go!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
We got ourselves an explosion!
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
This is just what the doctor order
Get Sanchez in trouble, then he’ll go to pieces.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Davis has 4 rbi's on the season? really? that's awful.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
and that's why
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Fuck you Rajai!!!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
OT....just talked to my ex-wife in NorCal.
She’s in an abusive relationship with some fuck that beats her.
Anybody out there that beats women needs to be taken out and hit repeatedly with a tire iron.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
That's terrible.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
We need AN PostSecret.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 22, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't even know you were here.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm back!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on Jun 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm tired.
And I got myself a cold and a fever.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
It's called withdrawal. :-(
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
No. I'm pretty much sick of baseball.
I don’t even know why i’m here. Or why I’m going to the game tomorrow. Or Wednesday.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Cause of me.
Hi pamcakes.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
ouch.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
You may be sick of baseball, but
you’re not sick of scintillating AN game threads.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
For a fleeting moment last week I almost missed them.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
come now.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS,
wearily.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
There were some good ones while you were gone.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I can make that sign for you.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Out of my head, plz.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
tis more of a print, mum.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
all of a sudden you have a British accent?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
why not?
I was being the lower class worker/servant guy.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we call you Baldrick now?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
One that LB made?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
You were gone?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
She's back in a New York Groove.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
what county? I could help. This could be my Pablo-man-crush atonement.
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
SoCo
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
cool. if any coppers come by askin questions, i was chattin with y'all
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
Kallus was with us, sir.
Yes, the whole night.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
noma.
sry.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Vince said "lefty versus lefty"...
instead of “lefty on lefty”, which always sounds so dirty.
I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
He was in the pool
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That one's on us
We forgot to get our “Fuck you, Bobby!” comment ready.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
It usually is horrible.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
At least he has a new baby to go home to. It doesn't help us at all though.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
I wouldn't let him hold a baby
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I'd let him hold it.
I wouldn’t let him drive it in from third.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Mrs doctorK just call BoCro "Mr June"
When I asked her why, she said it’s because his picture is on the June calendar page. I told her that I was sure where she got “Mr June” from, ’cause he sucks every month. Then he popped out.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Yeah, me and the K's have had to look at BoCro all month.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Mrs. doctorK is mistaken.
fuck you Matt Holliday is on the June calendar page.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
not on mine.
I got BoCro too.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Schierholtz was a 3rd baseman
until he was converted to the OF by the Giants, around 2006.
If people are turning over every rock, looking for a 3rd baseman..
just sayin’.
He’s from San Ramon area.
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 22, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions
The Golden Dome in me loves the second half.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I think they should just let him talk crazy on ESPN for another three or four years.
It’s awesome.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder why they moved him
it’s not like they had a stud 3Bman in their system. And they have a fair number of outfielders, too. I’d guess it was because of defensive limitations.
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
As he told the story on KNBR
it sounded like they had a shortage of OFers at the San Jose club. So they just polled players, “Do you want to play the outfield? How about you? And…you? More playing time.”
So he said yes. Didn’t sound like he was necessarily clanging stuff on defense. But, I wasn’t there, either.
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 22, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
that's good info
I think that now they have more OFers, and I don’t think Panda sticks at third; he’s done OK, but he doesn’t look athletic enough. I’d guess that if he could play a decent 3rd, they will give him a chance.
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
throw stricks plz
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That's really sad
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
yeah but fosse never makes any sense
I like KK
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 22, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
agreed.
plus KK’s voice is made of velvet.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Sandy Alderson's putting me to sleep with his magical powers.....zzzz......
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
He's no Tommy Lasorda.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Well, Sandy's not talking about my butthole rotting out, so there is that.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
And he doesn't have a man-crush on a convicted felon with a giant forehead.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
and he didn't coach that bastard from hell whom we don't name here.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I never knew you were kinky...
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
ooooh,
a,b,c, huh? You’re sick.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you visiting Jennifer?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I've been meaning to ask you:
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/6/16/912021/heartbreak-city-as-waste-comeback#17082543
?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Never without my permission.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmmm, Babelfish no help with that, huh?
Literally, it’s something like, “These shit-dicks are breaking my balls,” but it’s more idiomatic in Italian. Sort of like we’d say, “These assholes are pissing me off.”
Or at least I think it is. It’s not like I’m actually fluent or anything.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I knew there was a reason I couldn't find "cagacazzo" in my Italian-English dictionary...
When I took Italian, another guy in the class and I laughed for like 2 days when we realized how similar frigorifero and fregarsi were.
Cosa c’e nel tuo fregarifero, signore?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
No, I won't go to Costco with you to buy a Fridgedaire.
I’m busy, damn it! Find another ride!
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Great resource for Italian slang
on this blog.
It’s organized peculiarly, but fun to browse around.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
See, here's a fun one right at the top of the list:
The Italian equivalent of “have your cake and eat it too” is “have a full keg and a drunk wife too”. Gotta love those Italians!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
And the Italian equivalent for "Who gives a damn?"
is Chi se ne frega?
“Who rubs himself about it?”
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
"Menefregismo"
The quality of not giving a damn, not caring about things.
Now you see why Cosa c’e nel suo fregarifero, signore? (“What is there in your fregarifero, sir?”) was so funny to me and that dude Adrian?
Frigorifero = refrigerator
Fregarifero = well, something else, I guess
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I like the translation better.
Sir, It hink you just coined a new AN phrase.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
No one rubs himself about your fantasy team.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 22, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That is the best of both worlds,
as St. Haggar said.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
I actually didn't try that hard.
I was on the road.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I will ask again
DP Please!!!!!!
And it must be the current batter
well, see, there's a half-inning delay for those requests
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
Way to specify, Trainman!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I figure if I ask enough
it has to happen eventually
HANNAHAN!@@@!!!
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
gamer GIDP
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
That will not work
How about don’t strike out
waaaay too much to ask..
K
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Why not 7, or 8, or (dare I say it), 9?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
i want 7!!!!
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
DP!
All this DP requestin’ was gettin’ a tad dirty.
I’m glad it finally came.
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
Well, got the DP at least
In other news, I wouldn’t even want Rajai Davis on my slow pitch rec softball team.
Raj, I’m sorry. But this can’t go on. It’s not you, it’s me.
Actually, it’s entirely you.
I'm I the only one who loves the Saag's commercials?
Is it because I’m fated to not have any here in hell?
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
The life of a sinkerballer:
DP ball through the hole for a hit, DP ball right at Hannahan for a 5-4-3.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Blasphemy!!!
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Los Kirk fan?
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it isn't definitely off
It’s just not happening this month with Sony. Someone else might pick it up. I’m not holding my breath though. Apparently part of the problem is that baseball movies don’t sell outside North America (and it took them this long to remember that?).
by Englishmajor on Jun 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
But it's not a baseball movie!
It’s a business management movie! Where do business management movies do well?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Well, I think the guys and gals over at GSB would appreciate it.
…and they always have the best food in their little cafes too….
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
See, I can ask for a DP because Cahill has the stuff to get one
I cannot ask for a hit from Hannahan because the chances of that happening are remote
AK---pew pew pew.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
...
?
I’ve been gone too long. what?
Awww… Unicorn's optimistic. And a cheeseball. That’s cute. ~Whiteshoes40
it's a long story.
mainly involving loading cats.
Anyone here got the pic?
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Adam Kennedy = AK-47
Pewpewpew is your standard “I’m shooting you with my hand/gun” noise, favored by kids of all ages.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
that makes him sound so feeble
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ARGHHHHH
Moneyball is not a book about taking pitches and hitting home runs.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
it isn't?
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
black steel in the hour of chaos?
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I rec'd a postmarked envelope containing correspondence
from duly-elected officials three days hence.
It said they were suckas.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Can Kennedy take over for Hannahan already? Please?
I don’t care if Mark Ellis is down to one arm, half a torso, and one-third of a neck. Just put him out there.
Don't be hating on Hannahan!
He’s a stud with the glove. Everything else is gravy.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, well...
… I know the A’s, trendsetters that they are, have been very clever in amassing players who avoid playing offense in order to trick other teams into doing it, too. But they picked up a guy who plays both ways by accident and I want him over at third before Geren realizes the mistake and cuts him from the team entirely.
+ a billion
if only for the reason I miss my unicorn.
Awww… Unicorn's optimistic. And a cheeseball. That’s cute. ~Whiteshoes40
Can we freaking play Barton instead of this Crosby guy? Please!
Geren = moron.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Crosby's got compromising pictures of Geren.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Umm...ew.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Geren's daughter, then?
does he have one?
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Wait. No. That's just creepy.
His wife, then.
Sorry.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
David? David Letterman?!!?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Crosby isn't in for his defense. Or his offense. Yeah, why is he in there?
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
at this point I don't know if it matters
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 22, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Colorado smoking
that overated Matt Palmer
6-1
Fail Win!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
gamer FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
ALRIGHT!
ROWAND FOR THE QUADRUPLE PUMP!
"You're just jealous. You wish you had a rally animal..." -CardinalWraith
I love Aaron Rowand.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
(don't tell him I told you, but he loves you too)
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
no, LF hit though
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 22, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
er, not out there far enough
daayum!!
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 22, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Hang on, Slopey.
Slopey, hang on.
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
are you drunk and flirting again?
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you being annoying again?
No wait, you never stopped.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
ah, spoken like someone without a care in the world...
or a prayer of receiving any kind of print, especially one that’s as big as 30" by 40"….
It is not [Hawk Harrelson's] fault that his genius goes unappreciated by uncultured louts like you. -Nick
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 22, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Holliday is due to deliver
long overdue in fact
0-for last 10
gotta do sumthin;
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 22, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
How dilated is he?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Matty, you know there are stupid GMs who look at RBI totals
And… you have a FA contract to play for.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
doesn't look comfortable AT ALL
hemerroids?? or what??
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 22, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions