Open Thread: Game 66 - A's at Padres (cont.)
No, you win!"
"No, you win!"
"No, you win!"
"No, no, you win!"
3-3 in the top of the 5th.
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This game is so lame
that you can start a new thread in the middle of an inning with a man on base, and no one minds.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That's not the baseball gods.
That’s just residual suckitude.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
is he gonna be promoted to A's bench coach?
where he has to constantly say: “yes sir, Mr. Geren sir! An excellent decision! Rajai is an amazing player!”
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
Actually, I started it between innings
It just takes Edgar Gonzalez a long time to run to first base.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
It would be a great time for a W.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
this season.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
New Thread brings DP #6
since the 1st inning last night.
Bookended by Kurt
Yes, Good to see the slegnA give up 3 bombs so far. I should say 1/25th of the slegnA roster in Joe Saunders
billingsley is moving down the slegnA
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I bet Barbara is proud
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
and the beaver
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
She's probably had a rough day because Ward was watching
the US Open instead of mowing the lawn.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
can't blame him
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, but that Eddie Haskell will screw it all up
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
That was a wonderful 1-2-3 inning, Mrs. Cleaver
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Wow, whaddaya know?
Rajai non-fail.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
The good news is that Rajai caught it!
The great news is that he might have injured himself!!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
LOL
if only we were so lucky
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Braden's gonna have trouble taping up a #11 on that chain-link out there
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Good play by Davis
Saving the meatball that Gonzalez served up.
Rajai, I know you feel bad about missing that ball,
but hurting yourself isn’t going to solve anything other than giving me some serious schadenfruede.
Edgar Gonzalez Jr.
He should seriously consider a career as an OF as opposed to a pitcher. He’d probably be better that way.
"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden
Poor Jack Cust
He can’t be comfortable out there.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
If it weren't for his bat, I'd say yank E. Gonazlez
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Go for it.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Lacey Underall?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Carl Lipbaum died last week.
He was a good caddy and a good kid.
“He was a brown-noser, Lew. You hated him.”
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Yankee Speedy's brother?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Wait, I just noticed their pitcher is batting 8th.
Does the other guy suck that bad, or was the starting pitcher a good hitter.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
he needs to drunkenly fall asleep in his car while waiting for the light to change
before he can REALLY be like LaRussa
I was just going to say that
LaRussa does that quite a bit
I think I've finally pinpointed Edgar Gonzalez' main problem: He sucks.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
You are quite an analyst
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
the question is which one
or which sucks more
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Definitely Edgar
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Why is Outman not in there?
Did he get injured or something?
yes.
Looks like an injury, but no official word yet that I’ve heard.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yup. Elbow tightness or something.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I had quite a good time there last Thursday afternoon.
Not a dog day that day at least.
Man I'm really wanting to see an a's home game!!!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I went to the A's/Giants game on Friday.
First time at the SF stadium ($37.50 for a bleacher seat!) and I gotta say I had a much better time at the rickety old Coliseum in Oakland. Much more enjoyable.
Yeah I've seen two games at that park
Its fancy and all but I’ll take the gritty homeyness of the Coli anytime!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
It sounds like they are chanting that
does every team have the same rally cry?
I liked it better when we said..
“Let’s Go a’s”!
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I do miss our unique chants
The 3-beat “let’s go a’s”
the marco x-x- scutaro xxxx- chant
there was even a Dan Johnson chant.
yeah. Dan. Johnson.
And the classic "WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ____?" "HE'S A BUM!"
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I always associated that cheer with the Giants
and it made me think less of them.
That, and the stoopid whoooOOOP…..WWHOOOoooop when a pitcher is warming up in the bullpen. That might be my top pet peeve in baseball
The wave.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Way out West
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll fucking stab something, I swear to god.
Tonight REALLY isn’t the night.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Easy now
I was only giving you a bit of shit
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
just throw a knife into the middle of the a's outfield and get lucky
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
I was growing up when the wave started to be a big deal at baseball stadiums
so I can’t hate it. Also, if you repudiate the wave, you repudiate Crazy Karl
Crazy George?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I knew what ya meant
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
He worked for our local MISL indoor soccer team
and the crowds were intense. Now I’m embarrassed that I ever loved the Wichita Wings.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't care.
Pay attention to the GAME GOING ON, not to the rest of the people in the stands.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
What?
I was watching something else.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I didn't even mean her.
Not at this moment, anyway.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Lemme get to the bottom of this Makers Mark
Then I’ll be better.
Currently pissed off about a) Losing the soccer game, b) people quitting after said soccer game leaving us without enough players for next week, c) guys who were supposed to show up not coming, and d) referees who suck ass.
Other than that, I’m good.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
You're doing Makers Mark too?
That’s what I’m using to wash out the taste of those Cheez-Its and Doritos.
You ate both, huh?
I heard bad things happen when you combined them.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Yeah, I'm an elitist bastard like that.
I scoff at JD.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Well, Tennessee and Kentucky
They’re sooooo different
JD is just too sweet
I dunno what it is.
Gentleman Jack is good, but plain JD makes my stomach turn.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I grew up on Wellars
cuz that’s all my parents had around the house.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet?
I hadn’t ever really thought of it that way.
Well the only fair thing is to buy some of both and do some serious taste testing. In the interests of science.
Compared to MM, yes
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
LF bleachers at the Coliseum were doing that in the early 80s, if not before
It woulda been pretty hard to do that at Candlestick back then — none of the seats in the OF were that close to the players.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Is that the same tune as the old Ivy League chant?
I heard it from a good friend of my mother’s, who went to Yale in the 1950s: “What’s the color of horseshit? Brown, Brown, Brown.”
When I was about 11 years old I thought that was really really funny.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Sounds like it would scan the same way
They key with the HE’S A BUM! chant is to repeat it nonstop for a few innings. It’s like a koan.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Do you remember?
Hey Gorman, do you know what you are? You’re 0-for-4! Zero! Zero! Zero! ZEROOOOOO!
I'm here to talk about the past.
I remember Gorman Thomas, but I don't remember that one
I used to sit in RF until about 84 or 85, so I might have been too far away to hear it back when Thomas was still with the Brewers.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Kids are mean.
I played baseball with this really short, smelly, pizza-faced kid and one of our pitchers called him “Sheetsofpizzaironmangleeza”
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Was anyone at the baltimore game back in the day
when the chant went a lil diff that night…. “what’s the matter with BJ he likes _um” … umm yea not making that up
by Athletix Man on Jun 19, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I was at win #6 against the Jays
people dont even wait for someone else to say Scutaro anymore.
I was at one of those Weds dollar days a few years back where me and my 19 best friends saw a game together and a buddy of mine sitting on the 1st base side finished the chant for me. We toasted ourselves with a collective sense of smug satisfaction.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
and beers?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Alyssa Milano before she was embraced by the vampire
and several major-leaguers
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn. My volume was much higher than I anticipated
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I could fill that in for you
but it would be offensice, so I will not do so.
I could give you a clue though
So did I miss anything?
Right now I don’t give a fuck, but I figure I’d ask anyway.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Yeah. I think the A's are playing
or maybe CSNCA is playing an old game or something
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
just the usual suckiness
our best hitter has been edgar gonzalez
I think Rajai made a play defensively, too.
Sadly, that’s more memorable than the ones where he fails.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
He looked so surprised he caught that fly ball
hit almost straight to him.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
let's see...
A’s injury
Rajai fail
shaky bullpen
so no, you’ve missed nothing
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
Status quo then.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Elbow/forearm soreness
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Brain Tightness
oh that was Geren…never mind.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
We're talking about the A's here, Wader
What do you think?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
no dont get me wrong
i am just saying that’s what i expect from the a’s when they get hurt.
i haven’t heard anything about outman
Giambi looks so done
it’s sad to see the decline of a great hitter
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
especially when he plays for your team
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
The worst part is feeling vindicated because you were adamantly against bringing him back at all.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Giambi shoulda taken that pitch out of the park instead of popping it up
I mean: hanging breaking ball
even two years ago he would have
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
C'mon, Cabrera. Just keep the inning alive, and maybe we can get Gonzalez up this inning
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Holliday has been hitting well. To bad the rest of the team is not.
Does his decent hitting increase the odds of him being dealt this year??
Wow, Holiday was out on that steal but called safe.
I’ll take it.
Giants were up 3-0. Johnson on the hill.
Top of the 6th and Texas go ahead 4-3…
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 19, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions
(insert lookout landing picture)
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
tied down
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions
An epic showdown so far
No doubt setting up an epic somthingorother.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
come on lucky pitch 13!
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't batters usually get a hit after long atbats like this one?
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
wait...
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
the operative word is "batter"
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Or 23.3% in this case.
JJ Martin
The best way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until the ball stops rolling and then pick it up. ~Bob Uecker
i remembera great AB by tony phillips years ago
i was in the RF stands, he fouled off pitch after pitch before getting a base hit. great AB.
Yeah well...
Tony Phillips was great.
We need him now, I wonder if he could still swing a bat?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
gameday looks hilarious!!!
It’s like a shotgun!
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
all that artwork for nothing :-(
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Dead.
But he’s day to day.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Day.
But he’s dead to dead.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Hey.
June 27. I have tickets already from my little league team (coaches gift) (yes, I coached kids. STFU).
You in?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Aargh! I can't because I'm teaching that day.
Can you see if the A’s will change Little League Day to Sunday just for me?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
You're teaching on a Saturday at 6pm?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
it's not little league day.
1. I coached a team.
2. The season ended.
3. As part of saying “thanks” the team bought me a Fathers Day 6 pack of games. One of them is 6/27.
4. Profit?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Abducted by aliens
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
whoops...
I care so little about this game I am posting wrong.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Back off, Padres! Springer's getting up in the bullpen!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
springer is the ace card in a suck-a-thon match
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
i think he's the joker
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by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
no, but if you're trying to lose, he's your "pujols", so to speak
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
yes, i see ol springer warming up
and I automatically get up off the couch and bend over facing away from the screen.
alaska A residing in Idaho.
Also boned by leaving this guy in
Last inning was 100 percent vindication that he should have been done
and also by
attempting to field a baseball team in 2009.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
HUEY!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
If we're lucky, Eckstein bunts (walk Gonzalez, strikeout Kouz)
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
it seems like this game has been going on forever
and it’s only the 6th inning
Not sure why
but this is one of the least interesting games that I can ever remember IMHO.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It's because both teams really suck ass.
Also because there’s no Leopold Bloom nor Pam or in the gamethread.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
but we try our best
or at least as good as we can considering the dreck we have to work with.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
LOL, he totally didn't tag him.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
He may have tagged him
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Team still sucks.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Woah, O-cabs smacks him in the nuts with the ball in his hand
Yeah, Gwynn, I’d be limping back to the dugout too
I don't hate this move.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Till Springer walks in a run.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
SD screwed royally on that one
We will take it
Even though Springer has more to deal with coming up
but geren is putting in Springer to make up for it
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
hullo.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
yes.
my spidey senses were tingling.
of course, I was arrested for that once.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
she's well.
We watched Bill Maher, saw the dog.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
He's pitching right now.
The dog, that is. Not Bill Maher.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
woof.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
that's good. mom's are the best
my mom treats me great. during baseball season, she cooks my smack up extra strong
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
the excitement is back
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
nevermind
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
woo.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey baby.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
'sup.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
chillin.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
true.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Springer Sucks
Geriatric and three games in a row = FAIL
you were such a kind lady when you first got here
and now you are fitting right in
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
and how
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Just identified the problem
we picked up a bunch of NL’ers this offseason
and Giambi who is just past it. and O-Cab who isn’t just having a very good season.
blah
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
like me, I think you're missing victories
you know, the non-perpendicular letters
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL @ Korach
A’s are risking serious BP burnout in second half.
Bit late Buddy, they are toasted already.
I was thinking the same thing.
“Second” half?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
playoffs?!
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if they'll put us in the early game slot
where I have to call in sick?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
he also said it's been a disheveled affair
i think that’s a good term for this season: disheveled
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 19, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
O-Cab admitted fatique as well
Why can’t they all just man up like Holliday and Zook?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Why can’t they all just man up [not suck] like Holliday and Zook?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
the harsh reality of the situation is
that you are correct.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
good news is it's only the 6th
bad news is that our best hitter this game was just pulled for springer
that's a douche with some s**t in his facial hair.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Things that aren't cool for $500, Alex
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That's "Bones" to the lay person
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
( shaves soul patch )
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry, ohtobe
i’m sure it looks swell on you!!!!
but what about Tim Hudson?
cmon, dude rocked it.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Timmy's was a real stinger,
not a pink face-merkin.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
timmeh's was ok
but he’s about the only one
he insipired me to wear one
but like him I smartened up.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Yeah...what was he drinking
er um I mean thinking?
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Have you no imagination?
An actual merkin would be NSFW. It’s a pictorial euphemism.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
No...
but I’ll cast aspersions aside for the moment.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Been listening in the car on the way home
We’ve been living on borrowed time for a while. But it’s so fitting that Springer (and an overworked Springer to boot) would be the one to get us behind.
My feeling about the IBB to Gonzalez:
- If they pitch to him, either they pitch carefully and he walks anyway, or he unloads on Springer.
* If Springer throws the exact pitches he threw Headley, to Kouzmanoff, Geren looks like a genius non idiot.
My take: Good, gutty decision, bad outcome due to bad pitching.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I'm a doctor.
Drink more.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll drink to that
but lets face it, I’ll drink to pretty much everything.
I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)
Wow, Nico is still taking the game seriously.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
he's like that.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Unlike the A's, I grind out every at bat.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
agreed. walking gonzalez was the right call
but then i’m getting drunk.
Due up in the top of the 7th are Crosby, Rajai, and Springer...
It hurts to consider the possibility that Springer might be the best hitter of the three…
vince: "he just came off the 60-day DL"
Kallus: “we’re completely f*cked”
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
Everth Cabrera was a Rule 5 pick?
WHY CAN’T THE A’S STOP DRAFTING GOLESKI AND COPELAND????
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Their Cabrera > Our Cabrera.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
When you spell it in caps, I think,
“¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLL!-eski”
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
... --- ...
SOS, for the non morse code folks
Oh, thanks for the translation, man.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 19, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Their Cabrera is good
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
and could have been Oakland's starting SS for the next 6 years?
Or did the Padres draft ahead of us this year? (I know Goleski was first pick overall.)
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Thanks for making my evening even worse
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
especially with two outs
STUPID
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on Jun 19, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
No pinch hitting spots in the 8th and 9th?
We won’t pinch hit for the 1-6
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
3 pieces of shit up...
3 pieces of shit down.
Fans, let’s hear it for your 2007/8/9 Oakland A’s!
yay.
we’re good.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 19, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions


























