Open Thread: Game 63 - A's at Dodgers (cont)
The score is cero-null as we head to the fifth. Participants in tonight's thread have learned how to count from one to three in various languages. Where else can you talk about a baseball game and become multilingual as well? Perhaps we should change to Athletics Nations.
Dallas Braden looks like he enjoys pitching in Dodger Stadium so far............
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By Louis, even!
I’m honored.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah.
me too.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
well, actually, I'd like him to be more vocal.
I like what louis says.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Erste
(shoot me, please)
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Speaking of Braden, he’s leading off the fifth.
Smack it out of the park, Dallas!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions
I don't feel like Braden has "that" stuff tonight,
but he’s shore making it look easy.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Does it mean our team is bad
that I think a mid-game score of zero-zero is really really good news?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Hell of a perfect game by Dallas so far
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
Profile says yes.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Seriously
Way to jinx it.
Slade Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
ESPN’s draft coverage missed the moment when Al Davis and Tom Cable each took turns using Mel Kiper’s mock draft as toilet paper. - Chris Shellcroft
I thought only Jon Weisman believed in jinxes
Hey, I am in the Dodger press box and can’t jeer, that is painful stuff for a game like tonight.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
You're welcome here
but not if you’re going to be a troll.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I'm not trolling, I love Dallas
he’s helping me win my roto league. Problem is I have both Dallas and Clayton so this kind of game is perfect.
Patience is for those who die waiting for something to happen
That's it!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
well timed.
Judicious use.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
The way I see it, Braden's going to do it or not regardless of what any of us says
How many times have people tried to jinx it only for the pitcher to finish it off anyway? The odds if him not doing it are just too high.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
I don't believe in jinxes either,
but I know that others are serious about them, so out of courtesy I try to avoid making such comments.
That you signed up for AN for the first time today just to mention this as your first ever comment suggests to me that you are being deliberately rude.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
well, there's a 1 day waiting period before posting on a new site
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
Not for comments, just fanposts
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Oops, my bad.
I was thinking today was the 15th.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I just checked...it's for comments as well, BTW
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
I've joined and commented at the same time
I think if you belong to one SBN blog, you can sign up for others without a waiting period.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I just signed up for the MMA blog recently,
and I had to wait to comment.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
They like to preach patience
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm. I'm almost certain that I joined HH and commented on Adenhart without waiting.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Typical Dodgers' fan
Shows up in the 5th inning, will be gone by the 8th.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Dude, don't you have your own blog
or are Dodgers fans too boring to carry on conversations amongst themselves?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
It's a joke, genius
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
And mine wasn't?
But thanks, genius
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Damn I'm an idiot
I have trouble reading replies and I thought your’s was a reply to mine. Sorry about that.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahahaha
The SBN mafia will be coming after you FlashFire!
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I didn't do it
And I wouldn’t just because someone tried to jinx a perfect game, either.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Was he actually banned?
If so, I agree that’s an overreaction.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I'm pretty sure I don't have bANnination powers on this site
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
but it'd be cool if you did.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
If I did have that power, I'd start by banning Rev Halofan from HH
(as well as every other SBN blog)
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
STFU
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Flashfire,
Going to the game on 6/24 ( my b’day) and I will be wearing my Ziggy T that you sent me. So excited!
effing AN just talked to me.
the Yahoo thing may be making Blogfather some scrill, but if this goes all flash ads and all that, can we rebel?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
Rebelling is fine.
Blogfather is not getting rich off any of this. Trust me.
More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/
{agrees from villa in Spain}
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
it's actually kind of cool to imagine it anyhow.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
No, not you, silly.
You are Igor to his Dr. Frankenstein.
More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/
...wait,
what does that make Flashfire?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I kinda like the sound of that though.
It would be a good outfit for you…
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Scary thing is I just found an image for a cabana boy zombie
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
And that's pronounce Eye-gor, BTW
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Hump? Wha' hump?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
and Z keeps taking me to the top of the page.
Any one else’s AN getting squirrelly on em?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
So far so good for me
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
anybody know why Z would take me to the top of the page?
And how long has Charlie Steinner been doing Dodgers radio?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
You're doing it wrong.
Make sure the keyboard is on the bottom and the monitor on the top.
More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/
AH!
Thanks. That did it.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
does anyone have a link to a stream of this game?
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
How has nobody used this language yet?
on-way, oo-tay, ee-thray
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
Already done on the 1st thread
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I did not see it
How could I have missed it
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Yep
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Well I'm embarrassed

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I think you're supposed to pull your sweater up first...
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
is that a katana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
If I said I like your waist...
Would you hold it against me?
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Maybe Giambi could grow mutton chops
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
If he's trying to make the rounds of "bad ideas for facial hair," I say go for it.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
I grew jawbrows once
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
a beard is not a replacement for a jaw line, no matter how you trim it.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
At least it's not a combover
Seems we have our common thread for this portion of the gameday post.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Does anyone here know what that's from?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Barbershop?
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They have Adult Swim in Florida?
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I know.
It’s like the authorities haven’t discovered it and shut it down in the name of suck or something.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Against their wishes
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Slurp?
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
not like God intended.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
just as long as whoop ass is served.
…but, just a thought: could we possibly get some fresh whup ass instead of canned?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
well, we can, but we've got the soil AND the rednecks here.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
"I opened a can of whoop ass in the basement..."
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
LOL - Blake just pulled a Giambi
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
braden on his way to a complete game...tie
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
I'd laugh and cry
And poop and pee and have some sort of gunk come out of my ears all at the same time if that happened. Maybe I’d open my belly button and let my guts spill out too.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
that sounds like something bad.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm well practiced at it after the past couple seasons.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
dodgers lineup not as fearsome as most believe
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
not a whole lot of pop
What did i tell you...didn't I say they would win? Yeah that's right I did didn't ? Wait.. what? They LOST?!?!?
Ah, the midwest. I miss it so.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks a lot, Ray!
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions
Let's find that Dodger's fan
And sacrifice him to the offense God. Or we could just kill him anyway.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
completely off topic
but wasnt there an FBI investigation on a penguin blog b/c some said they are going to kill Ovechkin?
HILLIS
did the Dodgers fan mention
He Who Must Not Be Named?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
No but he was pretty weasle-y
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
no ban, then.
Easy. Don’t make my eyes bleed and you can stay.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Home-town ball four call there
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
If I shoot Eithier and claim he's a zombie, do you think I can get out of it?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I say that's a legit reason.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
hold up in court?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
make sure you're tried in Alameda county
certainly nowhere in SoCal
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
k.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That works better with Felix Pie.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
FAIL
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
yay strickout


"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
How am I supposed to know whom to vote for in the Comcast all-star teacher election?
can’t they all win?
AN was so much better before I got here.
Gladitorial fight
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I spelled that wrong
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Duh, vote for everyone on the home team,
whether they’re any good or not.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
TWO TEACHERS ENTER,
ONE TEACHER LEAVES
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh god, not Lasorda
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I. Love. Mute.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Cust HR
prediction
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 16, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions
not even hit into play.....blehhh
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Jun 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
i heard it, i flinched... then i remembered
“run toward your fears, embrace them”
alaska A residing in Idaho.
I need to invite alligators into my home?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
you think I should invite them into my home and discuss logic with them?!
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Lasorda IS a pretty good ambassador for the game, at least
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
Yeah the ambassador to...stupidtown!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
He's prevented bloody baseball-cricket wars from breaking out?
AN was so much better before I got here.
that's scary.
Oldham makes me shake everytime he starts talking about googlies and all that happy h.s.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
So my GF just blurted out that Dodgervision
Looks like an iPhone. What do you all think? LOL
Roy Steele is the voice of God
FIRE FOSSE NOW
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Talking about the home run fundraiser thing now
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
they're playing just as bad as we are right now
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 16, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
STAY PUFT!
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I got the new Ghostbusters game today. Looking forward to it.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
review please.
I’ve head good things.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll try to remember once I start playing it
Maybe after tonight’s writeup.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
I need to get that game.
Looks badass.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I require it so.
The next best thing to hunting zombies is hunting ghosts.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
I just got all pumped watching the preview of Dead Rising 2.
I start DR again. I’m killing 55K in the parking garage again. Good times.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You should check out Left 4 Dead
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Mental image DNW
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Was he checking for grit?
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get credit for a run on a double?
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
I miss Chavvy.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Is anyone else thinking,
so far Braden is just giving all those AN fans down there hope, only to have our offense crush their spirits and send them out to the bars to drink heavily?
I think they might do that regardless, Lynn.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Or, they might have already done so...
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
it's Nomah. "first pitch" is redundant. cause there's only the 1 pitch
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May your first pitch
be a masculine fast pitch.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Why must they show all this
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
I thought watching the offense was enough
I thought wrong. They really don’t want viewers do they?
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
WHY! Why show that guy hitting that you know against you know you know when?
In the name of all that is holy!
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they're trying to desensitize us, so that it's familiar and loses its sting?
but if it hasn’t worked for 20 years and it ain’t working now.
AN was so much better before I got here.
I like this move of batting Nomar, mostly because
the Dodgers don’t have a LHP reliever for later anyway. If they did, I actually would have (am I saying this?) pinch hit Crosby here and saved Nomar for later.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
We may see Crosby later anyway
Odds are good Nomar will pull something after a couple innings in the field.
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I'm assuming Crosby comes into play 3rd now,
so it’s a two-player move. That’s my hesitation about it.
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there's a special place in hell for kirk gibson
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DO NOT SAY HIS NAME
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Voldemort, Voldemort, Voldemort!
He’s just a person.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Ehem
He’s a wizard
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
He's cool.
I don’t mind him.
And I’m not concerned about limpy mcpornstache haunting us. I just hate the mfer.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
there is a special place in hell for the moustached gimp in blue
better?
Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.
did you just say we should save Crosby to pinch hit later?!
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
(Are you being sarcastic, sir?)
No, he said that Crosby should hit now and Garciaparra should hit later.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
If the Dodgers had a LHP reliever in the pen, which they don't.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Oh, right, right.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Covered my mini-mode screen with my hand
I refuse to watch that. Once per lifetime is enough.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
only if we capitalize
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 16, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
OKAY, IS IT HELPING NOW?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Do you have something against e.e. cummings?
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yes, along with web dubois
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
not to mention grover
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Twice
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
They can afford to pitch around Nomar
Davis is on deck.
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As soon as he hit it, I started yelling,
“Don’t run hard! Don’t run hard!” It has come to this.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
That wild pitch was just meant to make us angrier at the inevitable FAIL
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
If CSNCA shows that highlight again, I'm radio-only for the rest of the season
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
They need to understand how uncool it is to show that
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It's like that part in Major League where Bob Uecker swears on air
And he says nobody’s listening anyway
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
THAT DIDN'T?!
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions
they seriously showed that highlight?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Just the Dodgers (led by Lasorda) celebrating
That was bad enough.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
And the shot
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, I missed that
Lucky me.
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I'm sure they'll show it again this series
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
they effing showed it, on our channel?!
They got a sign on him in front of Greely’s?!
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I see Crowley got a better seat than Wolff
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Sounds like SJ or bust by 2013
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Lasorda sounds a little shaky.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
Lasorda on radio now.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Blah blah blah prostate cancer
blah blah blah Michael Milken
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
For talking over the play-by-play announcer while he's
trying to describe a baseball game? He makes me want to strangle a kitten.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
yup
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
And is Michael Milken his lover?
Geez, shut up about it already.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
So the Padres are a couple innings ahead of us in the attempt to get shut out tonight
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It's been a while since we were shut out
Like 3 days right?
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Rajai Davis sucks at defense
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
I'll tell you what clickable.
Having Lasorda on our radio station.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Davis' defense kills us again
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE...AGAIN!
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
FUCK
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions
Pathetic
Rajai Davis what a fucking joke
I too many changeups from Dallas
Quick: how many different languages can we say "fuck" in?
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que la chingada
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
cazzo
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Does uck-fay count?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Literally, cazzo is dick
But they do use it in the same way we use fuck … ie, in every conceivable grammatical form no matter how nonsensical.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
And again, I shouldn’t trust google translator.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Dude.
Fucking A’s getting drilled and Lasorda talking about the ‘88 series. I’ve gone to fucking hell and no one’s bothered to tell me.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
lasorda's a homer if there ever was one
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Jun 16, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
…am I driving?
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions
bad girl.
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I swear if we're interviewing Mike Scioscia in 20 years I'll off myself
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
It's the same thing.
seriously.
I don’t care if you are doing a good cause. You’re part of the opposition’s machine. Do that stuff with Ray before the game and/or whomever else, but for a half inning on the home team’s radio?!
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Or at least do it during Cotroneo's inning.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Yeah, Rajai Davis is a fucking pile of shit.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
He's not the only pile of shit
There are 4 or 5 others on display
I don't freaking get it
When is the A’s brass going to realize that RAJAI DAVIS IS NOT A MAJOR LEAGUE PLAYER????!?!?!?11!? It’s fucking insanity! I’d honestly, no joke, rather have a SINGLE A PLAYER from the A’s farm system.
Jesus.
Oh, and please score a goddamn run for Dallas Braden, the only bulldog on this entire team.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
Hudson was scoring whether or not Davis came up with that cleanly
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You're probably right
But in some ways, that’s not the point. I’d like to have a major leaguer in the outfield is really all I want.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
It appears your miscounted
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
And 2 feet
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Now get the fuck out, Tommy!
I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico
Considering that we haven’t scored in the last 14 innings, that sounds reasonable.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, it sucks having the enemy in your house
but what are the A’s gonna do, say no? Lasorda is trying to raise awareness about a serious health issue. But, yes. like i said, it sucks.
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