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Open Thread: Game 63 - A's at Dodgers

Oakland Athletics at Los Angeles Dodgers, Jun 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT


It didn't take long for the polish of that 7-game winning streak to wear off, did it?  After splitting a four-game set with the Twins (an accomplishment for Minnesota, given their road record) and getting swept by the trio of Lincecum-Johnson-Cain over the weekend, the A's limp into Dodger Stadium having lost five of their last six.  Even the biggest optimist would have trouble finding hope in this series, what with the Dodgers owning the best record in baseball (also comfortably ahead in the National League) even without the services of a certain dreadlocked left fielder.

The series across the bay proved the old adage again: great pitching beats terrible hitting, or something like that. There's no need to go over the carnage again but it underscores the problems this team has. If they can't get any production from the upper half of the order they're not going to have a real chance of winning unless a lot of things go their way. People have covered the issues the team has with Crosby, Davis and Hannahan (plus the pitcher's spot for nine games) in the lineup but I hold that while it sure doesn't help to have no faith in about half your lineup's ability to reach base, it's indicative of the larger problems the team has had with injuries and  just not being built very well heading into the season. It's grown increasingly clear that the hope in spring training that the offense would be able to give the pitchers some breathing room was unrealistic.

In spite of that, there have still been some excellent signs out of the starters not named Brett Anderson lately. In the late-inning loss to the Twins on Wednesday, Dallas Braden allowed 2 runs in 7 innings. The next day, the only blemish on Trevor Cahill's record in 7 more innings was Joe Crede's 3-run homer. Vince Mazzaro allowed 3 in 6 on Friday, his first runs in three starts, but had the misfortune of going up against Lincecum. Then on Saturday Josh Outman allowed 2 in 6+ before some shoddy defense and ineffective relief work tacked on a couple more to his record.

The good thing is at this very moment they're getting solid starting efforts four out of every five games, something that bodes well for the future of their young staff. The bullpen is in an up and down mode right now but the offense really isn't doing anything apart from a few big innings here and there: dating back to the Baltimore series (10 games since) they've scored 40 runs in a total of 86 innings (4.2 a game). However, 28 of those runs came in big innings, defined here as 3 or more, of which they had seven (6 once, 5 once, 4 twice, 3 three times). That leaves the remaining 12 runs scoring in 79 innings. Take out the first two games against the Orioles and they've scored 22 runs in their last 8 games (2.75 per).  Talk about feast or famine.

Tonight "Big Brother" (aka Braden) tries to keep the Dodgers off the board as much as he can while hoping the A's can put some runs on the board against Clayton Kershaw.  The two other matchups will be "'Dactyl" (aka Cahill) against Hiroki Kuroda and "IV" or "Instant Vet" (aka Mazzaro) against Randy Wolf.

Maybe by the time the A's get to Petco Park this weekend to face a San Diego Padres team whose offense is about as bad as theirs we'll have seen the news that Bud Selig has agreed to let both teams use aluminum bats for the rest of the season. PING! Wait...what's the sound of poor contact being made?



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Nice to see you back, FF

You had me nervous for a second :)

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm also glad to see you're back.

Especially after seeing your face.

Another well-constructed lineup, Bob. This really IS Mazzaro-world.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My face?

What’s wrong with my face?

{looks in mirror}

Oh my God!! I’m a ZOMBIE!!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{looks in mirror}

Oh my God!! I’m a man!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

/cocks shotgun.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 16, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(he's a zombie, WBC....what do I do?!)

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too late

You’ve invested too much.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{sniff, sniff}

…but I loved him!!!!!!

{blows 67M’s head clean off his shoulders…with a gun, you sick bastards}

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{dies with a smile on my face}

after all, I am a sick bastard

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aren't we all

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Works for me.

So, now what

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was leaning toward naked.

But really, those are one and the same for me.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(load a shotgun)

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have my shotguns loaded.

Don’t know about LB.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got tired of getting yelled at.

Yeah, it’s loaded.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Loaded or unloaded, a shotgun is a weapon.

Didn’t I teach any of you about pistol whipping.

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 16, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the World Baseball Classic employs zombies?

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 16, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They do?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Billy Koch!

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 16, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait until you guys get an e-mail from me later, heh heh

Unfortunately, you won’t be seeing much of me in game threads for about the next month.

Fortunately, that’s because I’m about to hit a stretch of working three minor league All-Star games in four weeks.

Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog

by Flashfire on Jun 16, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{unplugs computer}

Nice pre-cap, BTW. Enjoyable read. Congrats on the minor-league ASG’s. I’m sure Nico and bbg will fill in nicely. ;-)

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

I’m also thinking of seeing if I can switch a normal day with someone else, but I’ll let you guys know later on.

Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog

by Flashfire on Jun 16, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I ever have a normal day, I'll let you know

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beat me to the punch.

Not my flavor anyway.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

GYMNASTICS!

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"Dactyl" is an absolutely awful nickname.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:50 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, could you show a little dact?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not with pants on.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How'd you know my high school nickname?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bathroom wall.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, how'd you know my college nickname?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bathroom floor.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

867-5309

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick, help!

I can’t find the ni-ee-yi-ye-yian on my phone!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

call Tommy, he'll know how to fix it.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

should've gone with Indian name.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is why athletes shouldn't be allowed to pick their own nicknames
Cahill already has one hurdle cleared as a major leaguer. He’s found a nickname:

“Terradactyl—” as in the flying dinosaur.

Teammate Josh Outman said the moniker has stuck for about a month, and apparently Cahill came up with it himself at the prodding of veteran A’s reliever Russ Springer.

“I told (Cahill), ’You’ve got five seconds to pick a nickname,’ and he said ‘Terradactyl,’” Springer explained. “I said, ‘Why?’ He said, ‘I don’t know, I just like it.’”

Link

In high school I was dubbed “Big Bird” because of how tall I am and some of my teammates even took to scratching bird tracks in the outfield grass during practice.

Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog

by Flashfire on Jun 16, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That doesn't make it less stupid.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

Didn’t Crosby also give himself the nickname Bones?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If it works for players

I say we should do it here. Oh, I guess most of us already have, huh? I want to change mine.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm thinking of changing mine

Depending on our place in the division.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Terra-"?

Is the misspelling Cahill’s idea, or is the writers of that article just ignorant?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

terra-dactyl = land dactyl

ptera-dactyl = flying dactyl

you’ll thank me later for pointing out the obvious.

by inbillywetrust on Jun 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dactyl = finger

ptero-dactyl = wing-finger

terra-dactyl would be macaroni.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He must use an awfully small bat.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF did you just call me?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*swoon*

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In-deed!

;-)

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Christmas in Jul.. June?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You lost me on that one.

Then again my memory is fading fast.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mister Hankey says Hidey Ho

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thank you.

{slaps self}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

South Park ref.

I was channeling Mr. Hanky, and no, I don’t know why.

by lynnzgal on Jun 16, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

'Cause you're awesome.

I was so not going to stick around tonight. But all the cool people are here.

{don’t say it…any of you}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why, thank you,

but I think it means I’m just loopy.

by lynnzgal on Jun 16, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Say what

Anyway, who all is actually at the game?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just know of the bbg trio

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

right ;-)

but I don’t know any names

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

35?

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well 34

Unless bbg found one for the person that cancelled.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 16, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I doubt it...

…but suddenly the idea of Moises Alou peeing on his hands before getting his bat doesn’t sound quite as bad.

Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog

by Flashfire on Jun 16, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

We already stink

At least we’d be jolly

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{clears chamber}

WHERE?!

Cap’n.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay, I finally have time for a game thread

Don’t disappoint me, AN

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What is it you're expecting, boobie?

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That would be a nice start

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a few minutes you can see Dallas' pepe.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OrCa hitting 6th

That’s more like it.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Free parking for all three A's games

Wow, the A’s must be one of the worst draws in the majors.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:13 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Never heard of BART, I guess...

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think BART stops at Dodger Stadium

Maybe after the planned extension to San Jose.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH!

Free parking at Chavez Ravine…I thought you were talking of a new promotion for the next homestand…

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, Chavez Ravine sounds like a feature in Eric's spine

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't care if you pronounce it ra-VEEN or ra-VINE.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, so I'm still at work

and I’m looking up at this phone book on the top shelf above the work station here. There’s an ad on the side of the phone book for an ambulance chaser. It reads:

“Injured?
1-888-280-HURT
We Will Come To You!”

Okay, so I look up and I read it as:
“Injured?
We Will Come HURT you!”

And I’m thinking, well, there’s one way to insure you always got clients…

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

KTRB comes in fairly well at my new place

which is good, because I don’t have channel 89 on my TV….at least until I arrange for something other than the free cable that Comcast seems to be gifting me.

by Englishmajor on Jun 16, 2009 7:18 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay!

Yeah, you need the DTA to watch.

by lynnzgal on Jun 16, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks

Let’s start rooting for A’s line drives into the RF corner

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll defer to LB on this one

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would be the appropriate date...

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If Travis swings and misses, does he get another try?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon G, show us you still belong in the majors

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Runners at 1st/2nd, 2 out

Giambi at the plate aaaand

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jun 16, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That’s probably why there’s a “thisisbroken.com” tag on it.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grrrr. Baby wants cat brains!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only two called third strikes that inning

The A’s need to focus!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No wonder they hit .204 against LHP

They don’t swing the bat at meatballs

How the fuck does that not piss off a true A’s fan

by Trainman on Jun 16, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That is one good reason why the A's are not and will not be a good hitting team

until they get more aggressive at pitches that are supposed to be deposited over the fence

by Trainman on Jun 16, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, what? Couldn't hear you over the Angels scoring 5 runs off Sanchez.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching the Giants again? Shame on you.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Only between A's innings

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Furc you, Raffy

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:28 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What happened to protect the plate with 2 strikes?

Freaking little league! Get your bat off your shoulders Cust and Giambi! Urgh!

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit

by A'sfansince1970 on Jun 16, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gimme a one, two, three!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Can I go home now?

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

THANK YOU!!!

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

{wags tail tiredly}

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sit, Ubu, sit!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woof!

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good dog!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

ichi - ni - san

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My Nissan's a little unclean,

but I don’t think it caused your rash.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

QOTM

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Echat Shtaim Shalosh!

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit

by A'sfansince1970 on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feel the rhythym!

Feel the rhyme!
Get on up!
It’s bobsled time!

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fier Mecir

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game thread just got Godwined

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do what in your mitt?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

Do that in your own mitt!

by lynnzgal on Jun 16, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It helps make the leather softer...

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As well as a killer spitball

I mean, what ump would want to check the pitcher’s glove after one of those.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't turn around, uh-oh

Der Kommissar’s in town, uh-oh

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by Flashfire on Jun 16, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dallas Braden=Duke?

The new stopper, ace, whatever! So cool!

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit

by A'sfansince1970 on Jun 16, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I sure hope not

I’d like him to stay healthy.

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by Flashfire on Jun 16, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point!

Maybe he’s a healthy Duke!

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit

by A'sfansince1970 on Jun 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ooh, RBI opportunity for Braden!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Let Braden swing away!

He should miss the first two bunts and swing.

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by Flashfire on Jun 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Hey!

Dallas! Hit it out, baby!

by lynnzgal on Jun 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

let pepe swing!

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

LET HIM SWING DAMMIT!!!!!

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:37 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

booooo :(

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

best bunter on the team.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better than Cust?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

mazzaro was pretty good too

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 16, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a nice sac bunt, FWIW

Up to AK to drive ’em in.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:38 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn, dribbler

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 16, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

AKFail

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

AK mis-fire

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mini Buffalo Ranch Chicken Sandwich Mojo

Let’s Go A’s!!!!

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I was gonna say good

Make Kersaw work and throw alot of pitches but with most of the A’s hitters in this lineup getting to the bullpen isn’t going to make much of a differance, lol

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 16, 2009 7:42 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

More Bill Buckner World Series FAIL

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh well.

This team is just painful to watch. Clean house already! No more Rajai Davis or Hanahan!

"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." -Jessica Rabbit

by A'sfansince1970 on Jun 16, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so is mark ellis

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 16, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

but but, we're only 8 games out of first!!!!!

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 16, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hannahan came into tonight hitting .409 in his last seven games.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’m sorry. I was distracted; a pig flew by my window. What was that you said?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was distracted as well,

but I had a simian emerging from my posterior at a high velocity.

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 16, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I however am.

That’s the difference.

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Give me 20 minutes.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Request denied.

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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

20 minutes? psssh

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm, it shows on my browser.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

better yours than mine

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Master Shake says dancing is forbidden.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Ohad still around?

I want him to visit you at your new home.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

egy, ketto, harom

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hungarian FTW

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for Nico's mom

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

de da da da

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This gun their are using has to be wrong

Braden’s fastball is 81 and his changeup is 71? Plus it had Kershaw at 90 and it looked like he was blowing the A’s hitters away. Does Kershaw usually throw above 89-90?

by asfaninpismobeach on Jun 16, 2009 7:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

He's usually at 95.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear Giambi

You suck. Sorry dude.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Giambi is frustrating me more than Davis and Hannahan.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's not why I'm frustrated

rawr.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss my (zig)Fan.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

shh!

(She might see)

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got back to my hotel from the redsox/marlins game

sold out midweek game. sigh. go a’s

concocting something witty....check back frequently

by OptimistPrime on Jun 16, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

on to Finnish...iksi, kaksi, kolme

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 16, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mecir made it to 4.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you in his club?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uno, dos, tres, quatro, cinco

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, seis, siete, ocho, nueve,

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by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

deiz

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

diez

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And now I know I should never depend on Google translator.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cuatro

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

dammit.

I knew I failed Spanish for a reason.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was thinking of this

linky

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Italian

uno due tre quattro cinque

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

or maybe this-

http://www.terribly-happy.com/images/kuato2.jpg

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wooly Bully!

Wooly Bully! Wooly Bully! Wooly Bully! Wooly Bully.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know some broken spanish...

el Duchscherer, el Harden, y el Chavez

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMN IT!

Who broke the English?!

Lynn? Mike? Don?

DOCTORK?!!!!

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

que?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DON'T YOU USE THEM FOREIGN WORDS AT ME, BOY!

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm home....

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too.

EXCEPT, my god , it’s seriously hot here. One of the very few pluses of working insane hours is I don’t have to deal with the heat. Not tonight. It’s 10:30-11 and it’s blazing out there.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't it always hot in Hell?

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

sadly, yes.

Yes, it is.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, baby.

You need to come home to mother nature’s air conditioning, for sure.

by lynnzgal on Jun 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell yeah

Even if it was blazing there today, it still gets down to 50 at night. Like God intended, damn it. This place licks! And not in that good way of licking, either…

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never learned English

I grew up in Hawaii, so I only talk da kine pidgin.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pidgin's the mad note, yo.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The A's suck

Why does Geren play Hannahan over Garciaparra. Hannahan is hiiting 225 and is left handed, Garciaparra is a better hitter than Hannahan, Typical Geren move over matched by a better manager

by tdog1168 on Jun 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Garciaparra didn't do a rehab stint after getting off the DL

Geren said in the paper today that he’s limited to pinch-hitting and a couple of innings late in the game until he gets back into shape.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey everybody!

Just got in. Sorry, do not know any foreign languages but Go A’s

by swishergirl510 on Jun 16, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hi, there.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hola.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice shoes.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on Jun 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kershaw workin the count...

Our hitter probably are wondering why he’s been in the box so long

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 16, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Uno, due, tre

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

yay strickout

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichi, ni, san

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

[commits sepuku in shame]

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he meant shame.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's how an A's fans feel about the team's offense

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn it, I told you

my car just needs to run through the car wash!

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooh! Love the hacek.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone here speak ubby-dubby?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kanji FTW

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess I wouldn't believe in anything,

if it weren’t for my lucky astrology mood watch.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

un dous tres

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ray is doing PXP on the dibs vendors

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY GUYS, WHY DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT THE FARKING GAME

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so what you're saying is you're disappointed in the thread so far?

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pam would like it.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pam's AT the game.

Her wants and desires are moot and forfeit. Plus she’s seeing baseball in what is by all accounts a very cool ballpark.

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thread = awesome

Kuiper and Fosse = STFU

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's a game? What's the score?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Larry King is there.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I. Hate. Tommy. Lasorda.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The Dodgers TV

Just caught Bob Geren picking his nose….

by pbra17 on Jun 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

We saw that as well, unfortunately.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's like catching a routine fly ball.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It depends who's pitching, but it could happen several times an inning?

I think [the A's announcers] just speak in code.. "A tough outing again for Brett Anderson" means "Has anyone checked with his 2nd grade teacher to see if maybe he’s actually right-handed?" --Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He does that well

as good as Jack Hannahan fails at hitting a 90 mph fastball right down the middle

Go Dallas

by Trainman on Jun 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most intelligent thing he will do tonight

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he got to pick, why did he pick THAT one?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Jun 16, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Braden should get his chance to hit next inning

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

cake

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 16, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not unlike willie mays hays

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on Jun 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks a lot, Glen!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm enjoying these '74 WS highlights

As long as they do not mention ’88.

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

1888?

I don’t follow.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Jun 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden

by doctorK on Jun 16, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

from Wikipedia-
The 1888 Philadelphia Athletics finished with a 81-52 record and finished in third place in the American Association.

Your 2009 Oakland Athetics: This time, it's personal.

by Kallus on Jun 16, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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