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Open Thread: Game 61 - A's at Giants

Oakland Athletics at San Francisco Giants, Jun 13, 2009 7:05 PM PDT


At just 4'7" tall, Randy Johnson is Major League Baseball's shortest pitcher. His face looks nicer than usual in this shot.

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At just 4'7" tall, Randy Johnson is Major League Baseball's shortest pitcher. His face looks nicer than usual in this shot.

Congratulations, Josh Outman: You get to face Randy Johnson, not just as the opposing pitcher but also as an opposing hitter. The A's try to even up the first "Bay Bridge Series" tonight, after their offense didn't make it through the FastTrak lane yesterday.

Oakland enters play today batting a collective .238, a full .010 points lower than anyone else (right now "anyone else" happens to be the Kansas City Royals), and a full .030 points behind league leaders Toronto and (this hurts to say "out loud") the Angels. And the A's hitters haven't exactly been...robust...against LHP but hey, Johnson has a 5.14 ERA and anything can happen.

Today's "fun fact": The opposition is batting just .208 against Josh Outman so far this season with lefties batting only .125 (7/56). Hopefully, Winn, Burriss, and Sandoval will forget to bat right-handed.

This would have been a great time to have Nomar in the lineup but tonight he is, once again, merely "pinch-hitter extraordinaire"...




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Said it once and will say it again:


GO MEGA-OUTMAN!!

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 6:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Arm cannon armed!

Green and Gold Lantern Corps

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 6:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

PEW PEW PEW

Outman eliminates hitters with MEGA-LAZER POWER!!!

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 13, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That’s cute.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 13, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have nothing to worry about with Winn

He’s lost the ability to switch-hit this year, but he still tries. IIRC, his average from the right side this year is in the neighborhood of .100

"The BB's are out. The BB's are being arseholes to me." - Brian Wilson.

by hairball on Jun 13, 2009 6:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Thasss ridiculouss

Those two peoplehavn teven sung the Nashnulanthem. {hic}

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

still automatically adding two hours instead of three to adjust for the

eastern time zone listings.

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 13, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In other MLB news

Harden returns from the DL and is handed a losing decision as Swarzak and the Twins blank the Cubs 2-0. Congrats Swarzak, now back to the minors you go.

AL West watch:
Dodgers @ Rangers, delayed (0-0)
Padres @ Angels, bottom 2nd (3-0 LAA)
Mariners @ Rockies, middle 3rd (1-0 COL)

LET’S GO OAKLAND

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by SwisherThresher on Jun 13, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Regarding those games:
  • Haven’t the Rangers pitchers now put up a slew of consecutive zeros? (Millwood, Padilla, Feldman)
  • 4 of the first 5 Angels in tonight’s lineup are batting over .300, and the 5th one is Vlad Guerrero.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Swarzak had some interesting control issues his last few starts though

Some balls have ended up in some interesting places.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS

Yup.

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by Flashfire on Jun 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One thing I ask tonight

No bunting from the pitcher unless there’s zero outs.

Outman is supposed to be able to handle the bat, then let him swing. This lineup needs all the swinging they can get. Wasting at out when there’s an out in the inning is plain fucking stupid.

by Trainman on Jun 13, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

A couple rebuttals:

1. Johnson’s not easy for most lefty hitters and Outman hasn’t exactly faced a lot of live pitching lately.

2. “Swing and a pulled rib cage muscle!” These are the A’s, you know.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, #2

I didn’t take that into account

by Trainman on Jun 13, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to a lot of Giants games in 1989 and I don't recall some of these guys

is that I’m old now, or that I drank too much back then?

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 6:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't seem you're the only one

There’s only half-hearted applause for most of these guys from the rest of the crowd.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 13, 2009 6:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

actually I'm getting kinda upset about the applause levels

and the order in which people are coming out. Candy Maldonado should not get more cheers than Reuschel.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But...But...

But he’s “Big Daddy”!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great pitching and bad offense

For some reason this sounds all-too-familiar. What’s it going to take to get some offense in Oakland?

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 13, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Matt Holliday and Justin Duchscherer for some team’s top four minor league hitters?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 13, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How would Duke make anyone want to give up their minor leaguers?

Holliday would, obviously, but adding Duke to the deal would not sweeten it at all IMO.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 13, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spend money?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

Tried that this year

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Jun 13, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

A time machine

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lame.

Only a Giants feed on MLB.tv, no A’s broadcasters there at all?

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Jun 13, 2009 6:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

No, the game is on NBC Bay Area and that’s the CW Network in some markets. Jon Miller will be doing the game with Mike Krukow. There’s a chance Ray Fosse will join them.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 13, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

they must not have reached any kinds of deal with Comcast.

For the first time all year, the game’s not televised here.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t understand why Nomar Garciaparra isn’t in the lineup.

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 13, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably can't play defense yet

The glue is still drying, you know.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good day so far

got a cheer for wearing my A’s t-shirt in SF. (Ellis)
And the kids made $17.50 selling lemonade on the corner. Woo!

by MobiusKlein on Jun 13, 2009 6:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

And they only sold one cup

Crack dissolves fast in lemonade, by the way.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

some kids in my neighborhood have a good racket going

They buy a big carton of cheddar goldfish and sell you cups of goldfish along with the lemonade. Just a suggestion…

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Homemade chocolate chip cookies?

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by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 13, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this story

I wish I could have bought some. Are they saving it for your nursing home insurance?

by paradox on Jun 13, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

u...r...i...b...e....

that’s how it sounded

Green and Gold Lantern Corps

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 6:48 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I recall it as OOO! ribe

but as I said I did drink a lot more back then. And weighed less.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 6:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I respect the greatness of this team

and recognize that it takes the destruction of a great opponent to define a great team.

The dismantling of this team is part of the greatness of the ’89 Oakland Athletics.

Once and forever the best to take the field

Green and Gold Lantern Corps

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

for folks on the real tv version of mlb extra innings

is this game being televised. according to my time warner cable search on mlb , it does not show up on the schedule. my computer mlbtv is about up for the latest month I got and i was thinking of pulling the trigger tonight for regular EI if the game was on.

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 13, 2009 6:54 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't see it on my listings

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It says it's on.

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Jun 13, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

False alarm.

I was looking at tomorrow’s game. Dern.

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Jun 13, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

What a disgustingly bad lineup. Hopefully we can get some runs off ol’ Randy.

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 6:56 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

College World Series on ESPN: LSU vs Virginia

If I heard right, they said LSU is a perfect 45-0 when leading after 6 innings. Must be nice…

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jun 13, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Eat me, San Francisco!

Play ball, you cheese-eating dweebs!

by paradox on Jun 13, 2009 7:00 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Packer fans?

Green and Gold Lantern Corps

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ray Fosse is in the booth!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 13, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Whoa, that is weird.

don’t Fosse and Kuiper (the giants one) hate each other? maybe being with his brother so much has made him not hate him as much. or maybe it was just a fake rivalary.

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Jun 13, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of TV providers

Does anyone have AT&T U-verse? I’m moving to a neighborhood where I can choose from Comcast, Astound, or U-verse, and I was surprised to find that U-verse actually provides all of the Comcast sports channels.

by Englishmajor on Jun 13, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY!

IT’S FOSS!

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:01 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHERE?!

And Hi, Ray!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Say-Ray Kids

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The difference?

Zombies ask better questions.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 7:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

zombie make worse co-hosts.

Normally. The game from this afternoon would be an exception.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

if they ate Michael Milken I'd be happy

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

If they ate,

Joe Buck and McCarver, I’d be ecstatic. I’d provide hot sauce.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, goes without saying

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fosse did mention on Thursday’s radio-only telecast that he could join Jon Miller and Mike Krukow in the booth.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 13, 2009 7:03 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TV that is

With all due respect to the corpse of Hank Greenwald that the dragged into the broadcast booth that one year

Reduce your carbon footprint, commit suicide.

by bloodsweatndonuts on Jun 13, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Miller and Fosse

I am well pleased.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why is this game not on MLB Extra Innings?

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 13, 2009 7:04 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

my guess is that it's on NBC locally for the Bay Area,

and Comcast did not make the deal with NBC to get this game, so us NRAF’s are SOL

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats FUBAR

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 13, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

had it been on, I would have forked over the $$$$ too bad.

but I bet I will within a week!

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 13, 2009 7:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My kid's little league team only scored 3 runs today

and now the A’s, in maybe the 2nd inning, are presenting Crosby, Davis, Hannahan, Outman and Cabrera. Ug. That’s got to be the worst 6 through 1 in the majors by far. I hope Outman shuts them down.

by solotar on Jun 13, 2009 7:06 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I here Outman can mash.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 13, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so there is some hope.

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 13, 2009 7:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

every year in interleague they tell us one of our pitchers was a great hitter in college or the minors or whatever

it just doesn’t matter if you only bat once a year.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Outman spent a lot of time in an NL team's minor league system

more time than he’s spent anywhere in the A’s organization.

So he’s probably got much more seasoning in hitting.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 13, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate having Booby start at first

conversely, I love having Giambi as a PH option off the bench

by cityplANner on Jun 13, 2009 7:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

daric barton anyone?

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 13, 2009 7:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, why the hell isn't he starting?

Especially over Crosby.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 13, 2009 7:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i guess because johnson is a lefty but i mean....

i would take barton verse a lefty over crosby EVERYday

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 13, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Geren is a goddamn moron.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"infinity" would be easier to type.

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just F everyone's I,

Giambi was a late scratch (tight calf). However, Barton at 1B, Crosby at 3B would have been a possibility.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"If you have a pitch that has a name, you have accomplished something"

Really Krukow?

Man, Casey Fossum must be one of the best pitchers ever, he has the Fossum flip!

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:14 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Johnson's washed up.

We’ll score 2. Maybe. If we’re lucky.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:15 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that 1 hit or 1 run

There is no reason why they should not hit Johnson.

Wait……………………. There is 1……………………………… This is the A’s

by Trainman on Jun 13, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

Ask me when they score and then I will make a determination.

Maybe the A’s will score with the aid of 4 errorrs, 2 HBP’s and 3 walks. I am hoping for this

by Trainman on Jun 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

over

We might be able to muster half a run.

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:15 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Dear Josh:

You are screwed. We might be able to get you a run

Signed

A’s hitters (And we use that term loosely

by Trainman on Jun 13, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

S-pecial Hitters

Shitters

Green and Gold Lantern Corps

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

cheer up, grumpyguts

admire the stirrups and the beautiful day.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 7:17 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I ♥ Jon MIller

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol almost...

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 13, 2009 7:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just tuned in....anything of interest in the top of the 1st?

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

zip

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just the A's sucking

on the Big Unit.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TMI

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Must fight sleep from boredom....

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice K there

blew it by him

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shoot, there goes the no-no

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

damn....so close

What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.

by winchester5 on Jun 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They got a hit

WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!

Green and Gold Lantern Corps

by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

that will at least provide excitement...

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That won't happen.

{Click click}

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd shoot myself in the head or have you do it,.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

But if you are a zombie

I don’t think you’ll have that opinion.

{loads shotgun}

by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, but if I'm a zombie, I'll try to eat your brain and you'll shoot me in the head.

problem solved.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Watching tonite from the road, in exciting Ames, Iowa!

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I lived in Ames for a year!

It sucks. And I say that as a resident of “exciting” Cedar Rapids, IA.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I resent that.

C.R. smells like SOY BEANS.

And fuck Molina.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was the locals who told me it was a linseed oil plant

Near the hospital? This was more than 20 years ago, so it could be gone…

by Englishmajor on Jun 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

motel/hotel?

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 13, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Microtel, as it turns out.

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

are you sleeping in a drawer?

alaska A residing in Idaho.

by ak_A on Jun 13, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna be sleeping on _my_ drawers, most probably

Interleague Play: Celebrating Thirteen Seasons of Suck

by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just a pillow with the drawer half pulled out.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

One wonders how much the Microtel chain spent on brand name development

It’s not immediately obvious how “micro” is an appealing hotel characteristic

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

beat me to it,.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

DP

DPlease

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:20 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice change. had him flailing

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:22 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Do Not Want!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fucxking molina.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How the fuck?

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Just here and look what happens

Great

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Coffee? Is it coffee you're cupping?

(continuing a meme from an earlier game….)

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nothing to do with any food group

keep guessing

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 13, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Medieval medicine?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it actually has to do with baseball

but not an article of clothing or anything you wear

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 13, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

NNOOOOO

"You end up with a name like ‘Outman,’" he said last week. "What else are you going to do? You’re going to get people out, man." ~ Dallas Braden

by Blicks on Jun 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Mt Everest

Fucking pathetic. Saw that coming a mile away

by Trainman on Jun 13, 2009 7:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Seriously, how did that happen?

That change was low and away, he reached out and poked it and it flew out of there.

Holy crap.

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:24 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't know

I don’t have it on TV because I live in So Cal but as soon as he fell 2-0 behind, I said, here we go and sure enough

2 runs which for our lineup is like 12

by Trainman on Jun 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone expected that to be a can of corn tho

Outman was pointing up like it was a popout, that ball flew

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

is there a skinny bengie?

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big butt Bengie bashes balls

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup

See what I did there? Double entendre and the whole thing

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

alliteration!

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bengie Go Home

And stay the F away.

by worldblee on Jun 13, 2009 7:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

There is a catcher which I really fucking hate

and Bengie is his name-o
B-E-N-G-IE
B-E-N-G-IE
B-E-N-G-IE
and Bengie was his name-o

by cityplANner on Jun 13, 2009 7:26 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

51 is his age, right?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

When 900 years old you are,

Look so good, you will not.

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by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holliday

do something

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok, bozo waving that hat behind the plate

we see you . Now go die.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

(sniff)

I was just trying to say hi, stormtown….

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it didn't look like a zombie huntin' hat

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didnt see him!

Keep waving!

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:29 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I am sorry and I am not trying to Disrespect Randy Johnson

but the guy is 45 years old and is not that good anymore.

We of course do not have a hit and he is making our hitters look pathetic (which they are)

by Trainman on Jun 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

I think we get the point

You’re negative all the time.

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by Flashfire on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No you don't get the point

I am saying even these hitters should be able to score off him

by Trainman on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HELL YEAH!!

THANKS BURRESS!!

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Please capitalize

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The dude that shot himself?

Or am I thinking of someone else?

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by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

More famous now....

…for shooting himself in a NY nightclub, I think.

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Zooks!

Plus an IE error

by worldblee on Jun 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Sandoval = suck

YAY!! We might not all die!

by cityplANner on Jun 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Bobby

do it for your son

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:30 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

That's about as hard as he can hit the ball

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which is also sad in its own way

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by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

His best = just shy of the warning track.

It sure looked good off the bat, but I think he’s had to make so many adjustments to his swing just to be able to make contact that his HR power is minimal at this point.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 13, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last time I checked close counts in....

1. Horseshoes
2. Handgrenades
3. Tuberculosis Wards

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's irrational, but I think I'd rather have BoCro.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Smaller food budget, I'd imagine

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gee thanks for that vince

molina crushed it, i know

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 13, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking waste

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

So the Bengie swing gets out but Crosby's and Rajai's get caught?

Man, thats just not fair

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Again, Rajai should be DFA every time he hits the ball in the air

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Jun 13, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

so how many of these "15" commercials do they have?

they keep stretching the way to work a 15 in there

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 13, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey everybody...give Dave Dravecky a big hand!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, lordy.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

too soon?

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking about how many people would be in trouble if the web had existed in 1989

You’d have commenters banned left and left for making Dravecky jokes.

AN was so much better before I got here.

by stormtown on Jun 13, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

tru

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Giants' Problem

Bengie Molina bats cleanup.

The A’s problem.
Bengie Molina bats cleanup.

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by Hit4TheCycle on Jun 13, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

with the a's and the gnats

i think the power outage is right here

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 13, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know where my pants are

but I know where the power outage is

by cityplANner on Jun 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

then all is right in the universe.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Outman's velocity is down

90-92 rather than 93-95

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The radar guns aren't consistent, so even if he's a little down it's not necessarily that much

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 13, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

With some luck he might hit Crosby and injure him

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn. That's pretty shocking.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 13, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i guess he's their barton

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by cuppingmaster on Jun 13, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

To some extent, though he managed to put a full, productive season in the majors as a 23 year-old

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 13, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So how long till he becomes an Athletic

SMASH chokes a little

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fosse talking about pitchers hitting

Makes. No. Sense.

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by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Don't Understand the Bengie Stuff

Does AN hate Bengie because he’s fat? Which he is. Or because he used to be an Angel. Which he did. But, man, he is a terrific ball player who has gotten a lot of clutch hits for the Giants in the past couple of years and does a very nice job behind the plate. So why the hate?

You want to hate? Explain why down by 2 runs in the first inning against a guy with an ERA of 5+ it seems all but certain the game is already over.

by solotar on Jun 13, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

because he's on the gnats

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 13, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hate?

Well, he just hit a 2-run homer against us. And he’s on the Giants. That’s enough for me.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please explain to me how Bengie Molina is "a terrific ball player"

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Jun 13, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate him because he used to be an Angel and because he's currently a Giant.

I do not like the Angels and I like the Giants even less.

The hate stems from the fact that he just hit a 2 run bomb against my team.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Would it be easier to create a list for

likely to show
or
likely no-show

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Jun 13, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think McGwire already has said “no”.

by Kevin2 on Jun 13, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hannahan up

Shield your eyes

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Shielded.

Wait, did I miss something good!?!?!

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by IowaA'sFan on Jun 13, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

now that's a good looking gay man.

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

HANNAHAN TRIPLE!!

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by oaklandSMASH on Jun 13, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

HANNAHAN!

"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies

by Leopold Bloom on Jun 13, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

What?

Never, Never, NEVER give up

by hero66 on Jun 13, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

alrighty i'll take that!

Roy Steele is the voice of God

by cuppingmaster on Jun 13, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

3 bagger for Miley!

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by GreenNGoldSooner on Jun 13, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

TRIPLE!!!

WOOOOOO!!!!

MANAHAN COMES THROUGH!!

by cityplANner on Jun 13, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs