DLD 6/10/09: New winning streak mojo thread
Okay, it's almost 1pm, and there's no new DLD??? I mean, I understand there is a draft going on, but still, we need a DLD! Just because our boys lost last night for the first time in a week doesn't mean we can neglect our AN duties. Come on!!
So, because there are numerous draft threads, including at least one thread just for draft links, I'm not posting any draft stuff here. Just other stuff.
So, I do a fairly good job of keeping AN and my work life totally separate. There are people at work that know about my "internet friends", and there are ANers who know what I do for work, but they don't cross over much. So imagine my complete surprise today when a coworker came in with this on their Kindle. You mean people outside of AN are interested in this as well????
Speaking of books, why on earth is this one of the lead stories on sports.yahoo.com/mlb? What, with 30 teams playing, and the entire first day of the draft, you didn't have enough news to highlight?? Ugh...
The clocktower just chimed 1:00, so it's back to work for me. You all will have to add something to the dumping now. So go, Dump!
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And here is the version en Espanol
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
by doctorK on Jun 10, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
que?
I was looking up some stuff on Bert “Campy” Campaneris for a possible retro piece, and came across this:
In a recent game between the Kansas City Royals and the Oakland Athletics, Cookie Rojas tagged Bert Campaneris of the A’s, then dropped the ball. Umpire Armando Rodriguez called Campaneris safe. Rojas claimed he held the ball long enough for Campaneris to be called out. Jack McKeon, Kansas City manager, joined the argument. After the game he was asked what happened. “How would I know,” he said. “They were all talking Spanish.”
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 1:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cookie Rojas!
I remember watching an A’s vs. California Angels game back in ‘88, and after the A’s took a big lead, the camera crew got a shot of Angels Manager Cookie Rojas in the dugout, prompting announcer Monte Moore to say, “And his Rojas is gettin’ Cooked right now!”
Cracked up the 14-year-old me…
by oblique on Jun 10, 2009 1:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Here's one for anyone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XwFFYdSu3w&feature=related
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and another one
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just got Beaker Roll'd.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2009 1:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that's the sirloin burger youtube, I'm not clicking.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm dancing in my chair at work to it right now!
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to see that.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can if you click on the link!
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a link of you dancing in your chair?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not yet. But you can see my moves in the video.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although I'm still missing two dudes to make the sandwich part work.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now we're talking.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So who's going to be the other half?
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am prepared to perform my duty.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent.
Thanks for taking one for the team.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Taking one for the team
I doubt that term applies in this case.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nicely done
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can be in 2 places at once, I think.
That or it can be one of those open faced sandwiches.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best Cities to be Single

A friend shared this with me and I thought AN would want to weigh in. This bodes well for the majority of the ladies on AN. Not so much for the guys. Source and article.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 1:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to move to Memphis.
My wife says no.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My question though....
how many of those single men in the Bay Area are straight? Because really, San Francisco is GREAT as a single gay man, but for straight women? Not so much….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you kidding me?
You’d always have someone to go to the club with who wouldn’t be all rubbing his junk all over your leg.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What I do on my own time is my business.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If my comment about rubbing junk on ladies' legs came off as a negative thing,
I’m sorry. It wasn’t meant to be negative.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I take back my comment then.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Truer words have never been spoken.
What is it with you dudes and this act?
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicks dig barbells.
Actually, I don’t know this. I haven’t been to a club in years.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure you could feel that though.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wanna bet?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I'd have to try this for myself to make my own verdict.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure there is plenty of hardware around here.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to that map, there is.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh stop...
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know I love you.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I disagree that unsolicited junk rubbage is inexcusable
But when my ladyfriends manage to drag me out to dance floor once every blue moon, they know what they’re getting into. It’s not like I’m going to Thriller all of a sudden. I’ve got one “move” and I’m sticking to it.
by Joey C. on Jun 10, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, remind me not to go dancing with you.
I don’t want you sticking it to me.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been known to bust an occasional move, myself.
Actually, that’s a lie.
I’m far too short, fat, and white to attempt any sort of dancing.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last Friday I was playing Rock Band 2 with my wife and another couple.
I was on the mic, and when Moonage Daydream came up, I mimicked some of Bowie’s dance moves that I had seen earlier in the week from the video of the Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars tour in 1973.
It mainly consisted of me putting my foot up on the TV console and thrusting my pelvis repeatedly.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh well hell, I can do *that*
Though I’ve never gotten the hang of RB or RB2. I think it’s because I started playing Guitar Hero first, and they’re JUST different enough that my timing is screwed up trying to play Rock Band.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe the calibration is off, because they shouldn't be different.
Or maybe when you were playing RB, you were more drunk.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 3:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly, no.
I dunno if it’s the difference in gameplay (lines vs buttons) or something.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 3:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lines vs Buttons?
Oh, the round shapes instead of the pill shapes. Yea, maybe.
I hate when GH changes all the colors to that blue shade that means you did something good. I usually end up screwing up and doing something bad.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 3:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Were you, in fact, a rockin rollin bitch for them?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on Jun 10, 2009 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keep your mouth shut.
You’re squawkin’ like a pink monkey bird.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You won't make me dance?
We’ll get along fine.
by Joey C. on Jun 10, 2009 3:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, this just isn't true.
Assuming you’re just looking for a piece and not a full on relationship, that is.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking from experience
SF is, uh, really skewed towards the benefit of single men. Lots of young, motivated, up-wardly mobile, athletic young women who are all feeling the crunch of a shortage of available men. You can sometimes feel a tangibly oppressive air in bars where there are ladies on the hunt and not enough prey.
by cityplANner on Jun 10, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those are actually
overwhelming numbers.
Am I to assume that there are just that many more men period in the SF/LA areas or is my logic off? Of course I am not even sure what my logic is.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it means there are 40k more single men than women in LA/SF.
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got that part.
My brain is doing some weird shit today, so bear with me, but it made me wonder who all those women are married to if there are that many more single men. It kind of would have to mean that there are that many more men period.
I’m gonna take a nap now.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, there are more men
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't take
a stat person to figure that out, did it?
I’m exhausted today. Not even sure why I’m going tonight. I guess because I like baseball, and because I can.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 2:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*cough* check your email please *cough*
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*cough* checking *cough*
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know what would help the cough we both seem to have?
Beer.
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whiskey.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
do they have Whiskey at the A's games?
because really, I was thinking beer
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 3:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that works for me
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They do in the parking lots.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what mike said?
or something less hard?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that a song?
should be a song.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If it was
it would be an AC/DC song, for sure.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Jun 10, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gawd, E-40
Thanks for reminding me of sophomore year. Ghost ride tha’ whip!
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Jun 10, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no question
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed, it is raining them.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 10, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hallelujah it's raining men
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mormon can't bring flowers?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's called mormons
"It's like déjà vu all over again." -yogi berra
by Cheezombie on Jun 10, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So this is why I want to move to NY someday...
The horse jumped over the f---ing fence.
by JLaff on Jun 10, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the F, ladies?
There needs to be a migration west, preferably to Eugene. You haven’t lived until you’ve spent the early evening splitting a half-rack of PBR pounders while watching my moronic friends playing Guitar Hero III, followed by hitting a bunch of hipster bars until the wee hours of the morning, each place more judgmental than the last.
Now that’s L-I-V-I-N.
by Joey C. on Jun 10, 2009 2:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you crack me up, Joey
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When should I head over?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell, I ain't got shit to do, let's start early
3 work for you? I’ll start now just in case…
by Joey C. on Jun 10, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not off till 4:30
But I can catch up like a mofugga….
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss Eugene
I have so many stories from my time there that are probably not appropriate for posting online, but yeah, Eugene is an awesome town. Are you there for school Joey?
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is the draft still going on?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Jun 10, 2009 2:49 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Today?
As far as I know, nope.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 10, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes. rounds 11 to 30 today
31 to 50 tomorrow
Oh, but if I catch a line drive by a girl, that’s girl-on-girl action, the twiceness is eliminated, and it just counts once - gigglingone
by closetasfan on Jun 10, 2009 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
FIRST FOOD BANK WEDNESDAY TONIGHT!
Donate 2 cans of food or $5 and receive a voucher to an upcoming game this season. Support the Food Bank! We’ll be collecting at Gates C, D and BART Plaza from 5:30 pm until the end of the 2nd inning.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 10, 2009 3:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
thanks for the reminder, pam
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cakes
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know me mike
i like to play it safe. i’m sure i annoy enough without the nicknames.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's cool, I'm here for ya.
I think we all know I have no shame
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
appreciate that
and i respect your shamelessness.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thanks for the reminder, I'll bring food or cash. :)
Are you personally going to be there to collect? If so, which gate?
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, I'll be there.
Not sure what gate. Let me know where you end up sitting.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 10, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure where I'll be, but I'll text you when I figure out where I sit....
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 3:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
which of course may or may not match up with the seat numbers on my ticket
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just text me. I'll come say hi.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 10, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool beans
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 3:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and warm apple pie
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 3:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
mom makes
an apple pie that would make you giggle for a week afterwards just thinking about it, and completely ignore anyone who didn’t have any, because they’re just not worthy of your company.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would love to taste some of your mother's warm apple pie.
by LoneStranger on Jun 10, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that just sounds wrong.....
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the worst kind of wrong
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Jun 10, 2009 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dirty, dirty boys
Bring Jerry AND Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on Jun 10, 2009 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hungry now
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too. I haven't had lunch.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on Jun 10, 2009 3:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. Huge, huge, HUGE props to a buddy of mine.
From his Facebook page:
“Bone marrow donation day. They take my blood out of my body, spin it around in a machine, then put blood back into my body. Started at 7:30 am – going until 3 today. Lying in the hospital bed as I type this.”
“All I know is that I am a match for a 25 year old man with leukemia from NY.”
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 3:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
Tell your buddy that gigglingone in California says he’s awesome.
And for those of you who are interested, I highly recommend you sign up for the National Marrow Donor Program. It’s super easy (they sent me a giant q-tip in the mail, I swabbed my cheek and sent it back…that was about it), and it can help save a life.
And while you’re at it, go donate blood too. And bring canned food to the game tonight. And send me your paycheck.
Oh, maybe not that last one. Unless you want to…. ;)
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 10, 2009 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could, but I get paid electronically. Sorry.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 4:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to sell plasma for beer money.
That was self-esteem-building.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 10, 2009 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Worlds are colliding!
Not quite as badly as the time that Relationship George had to confront Independent George, but still badly as to cause concern. Grave concern.
A co-worker of mine just asked another co-worker if it was a bad thing that he found the Jack In The Box mini sirloin burgers song catchy.
This shit just got real.
In God We Trust....All Others Must Show Data
by Wes7 on Jun 10, 2009 4:14 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
/cocks shotgun
Just show me the way.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on Jun 10, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
contributing to new thread mojo
with another full-flight Grant Green picture, in honor of the past, present and future =)

I think I’m in section 241 tonight, anyone else going? Come visit me up there!!
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Jun 10, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I know most of AN is not a Rick Reilly fan but
Loser sues A’s over not getting a hat on Mother’s Day
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Jun 10, 2009 4:35 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
guy is a scam artist
he does this ever year
Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.
by Zonis on Jun 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the worst part is that his Mom died of Breast Cancer
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Jun 11, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I give him a point for "crass-action lawsuit"
by Englishmajor on Jun 11, 2009 7:28 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reilly?!
Ick.
Something terrible happens to column writers—they apparently don’t age well, or something…
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 11, 2009 9:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Swisher just push bunted for a hit.
After making the defensive play, Wakefield looked up from his knees at 1B and said “Are you sh!ttin’ me?!”
Funny stuff.
by OldhamA on Jun 10, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Dana is dead?
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
by micdog2001 on Jun 10, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I LOL'd
Sometimes just half a beat’s pause can make all the difference….(of course, regular viewers of that newscast would be less likely to be confused because they know Dana is a woman, but still.)
by Englishmajor on Jun 11, 2009 7:34 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Jun 11, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks so pink next to her.
By the way, what’s with all the nastiness in the comments there? What a bunch of pissy-minded little creeps.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 11, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they seem rather unfond of the young lady in particular.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 11, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

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