6/1/09: Zombie Fire Ant DLD
by gigglingone on Jun 1, 2009 10:44 AM PDT
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I kid you not: Zombie Fire Ants.
(And my randomness of the day, I recently took a quiz entitled "How long would you survive the Zombie Apocalypse", and apparently I'll be dying on the first day. I'm so not ready for the Zombies....)
Oh, and I've got baseball links too: Yesterday's A's Rangers game: Awesome. Oh, except that whole blown save thing, and the minor heart attack we all had while watching the game, but besides that, it was awesome. Adam Kennedy has himself a fan club now. I think we need signs.
If you haven't seen this yet, watch it. I still like the April 30th catch better, but Ian Kinsler must hate Ryan Sweeney now...
For tennis fans, you've probably already heard about Nadal. Don't click the link if you don't want to know what happened in today's action, because the right side of the page will probably reveal what I've already seen linked on a few other websites....people really should put warnings on their pages....
This is one of the funniest music videos I've seen in a while....
A's play today at 5:11 Pacific time. Colon vs. Cahill.
I got nothing else. Dump away folks...
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Don't feel alone, gigs.
I’d be dead the first day, too.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
I wanna eat the big brain on 67M.
It’s chock full o’ information.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions
resident zombie whore sandwich.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions
BETTER TASTE LIKE ZLT
ZOMBIE LETTUCE AND TOMATO.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Jun 1, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions
MMMMM....
yum.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 1:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I would survive, at least according to the quiz
see how you would do here
Bad spellers of the world untie.
That's a different quiz than the one I took...
And yet still:
Sorry, you’re dead. Man, you’re so dead, you’re probably walking around trying to bite the survivors.
There's no crying in baseball!
I survive!
Congratulations! You made it! You climbed on top of others at times, helped out the ones you thought you could save, but regardless of your level of altruism, you’ve survived the zombie apocalypse. Your knowledge of weaponry, quick thinking, smart planning, and cold efficiency have saved your life. Go on and boogie—you deserve it.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions
Thanks for the new DLD
The best thing about the zombie fire ants is that the whole thing is a government program (put on your tinfoil hats).
This, however, fills me with horror.
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
never a good thing
when planeloads of people disappear.
You know, just once I want there to be something like this where it breaks and they find some of them still alive.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions
not to make light of the situation
but when i first saw the reports this morning all i could think about was Lost
Bad spellers of the world untie.
I'm still not sure how an A330 can just disappear
Aren’t there radars or sonars or scanning machines or something like that that could pick up a giant plane in the water? Because if they can make a machine that will catch a teeny tiny pair of nail scissors in the bottom of my backpack at the airport security checkpoint, you’d think they could make something portable to detect an airplane….last contact was about 17 hours ago, I’m just amazed that there’s been no trace of the plane….maybe zombies got it….
There's no crying in baseball!
+1
That one can say “giant plane” demonstrates how little we comprehend the true enormousness of the world’s oceans.
Finding nail scissors in your backpack is a poor comparison. More like finding nail scissors in the Coliseum.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
these answers are far too logical for a Monday.
I’ll stick with my answer: Zombies were involved. Must have been.
There's no crying in baseball!
WHERE?!
/loads shotgun.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Anybody wanna take this one for me?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Working as intended.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
KINGS OF MOTHERFUCKING LEON IN THE AREA TWICE.
The random internet people and I are converging.
"Smells like summer camp!"
so it IS demon possession.
okay.
Well, keep a wooden-handled spoon close and stay away from big, heavy furniture.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions
I HOPE MY COWORKERS DON'T MIND ALL OF MY REPORTS
BEING IN CAPS TODAY, BUT I’M ABOUT TO STROKE OUT. AHAHHHHAHHHHHH!!
AHHHHHHH!!!
"Smells like summer camp!"
WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m all in favor of decreased work productivity. :)
There's no crying in baseball!
Aren't you REALLY in favor
of decreased work activity??
I mean, working for a couple of hours, and getting paid for forty, because you’re so productive?? !!
??
"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully
by One won lost won on Jun 1, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
Okay, we've reached the crying in excitement stage.
Next, I piss my pants.
"Smells like summer camp!"
OMFG BFF HI2U
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
You can't really characterize 140 characters as rambling.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
You can if its a text message
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Yeah, I had to break one of the last ones up.
My current mood: Imagine a rainbow mating with a unicorn. The subsequent offspring mates with the offspring of a cupcake and a cute kitten. The unicorn-rainbow-cupcake-kitten smoosh have a baby. The baby then takes a shower in glitter and candy and chocolate syrup. <— That’s me.
"Smells like summer camp!"
I try my best to be so.
Oh… you asked her
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I was under the impression that if you crossed species the
offspring would be sterile – mules being the prime example.
They're like my favorite animal ever.
Geez.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Ligers are sterile
Most unfortunate fact ever. Then again, maybe it’s for the best because I’m pretty sure if ligers could breed the world would simply spontaneously combust in awesomeness.
"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton
What's more
Ligers tend towards gigantism. As in, like, 8 foot shoulder-to-butt Ligers.
And Tigons tend towards dwafism. Get one of our mini sirloin cowboys riding on that!!
this
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions
Um, we're here for you.
Is it….is it demon possession?
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
This is an excellent DLD.
Bummer about Rafa, even more bummed about stupid East Coasters posting it on their Facebook status before I could watch it. DOWN WITH FED!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Like wild animals
Facebook is only dangerous when you try to interact with it. If you simply stay away from it, it will leave you alone. In the unlikely event that you are surprised by Facebook, back away slowly.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on Jun 1, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks P
I thought you could use an excellent DLD to distract you from work today. You’ve got nothing going on, right? ;)
There's no crying in baseball!
When the Zombies do attack
This place is going to be where the attack begins
and Midland trails Tulsa 1-0 in the fouth gameday link here
Bad spellers of the world untie.
I'm pretty sure Midland could outhit the A's
It’s kinda sad. Midland came back from 9-2 in the 7th the other day.
"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton
Horton just had an 11 pitch at bat end in a SF
to plate a run 2-1 Tulsa
Bad spellers of the world untie.
Shit. It's June 1.
I turn 30 in 5 days.
Just shoot me.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
OMG R U GOIN 2 C JORDIN SPARX ON UR BDAY?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Who?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
you're a baby.
Thirty’s nothing.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
I feel like I'm in a 55 year old's body.
And no, I don’t mean the one I wore like a suit.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
HOLY SHIT I'M THERE
Does she do any songs like Pure Hatred? (NSFW, Language)
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
You must be a Hussar
“No Hussar worth his salt is alive at thirty…”
from wiki:
European (but not British) hussars traditionally wore long moustaches (but no beards) and long hair, with two plaits hanging in front of the ears as well as a larger queue at the back. They often retained the queue, which used to be common to all soldiers, after other regiments had dispensed with it and adopted short hair.
Hussars had a reputation for being the dashing, if unruly, adventurers of the army. The traditional image of the hussar is of a reckless, hard-drinking, hard-swearing, womanising, moustachioed swashbuckler. Arthur Conan Doyle’s character Brigadier Etienne Gerard of the French Hussards de Conflans has come to epitomise the hussar of popular fiction – brave, conceited, amorous, a skilled horseman and (according to Napoleon) not very intelligent. Brigadier Gerard’s boast that the Hussards de Conflans (an actual regiment) could set a whole population running – the men away from them and the women towards them, may be taken as a fair representation of the espirit de corps of this class of cavalry.
"Losing feels worse than winning feels good." Vin Scully
by One won lost won on Jun 1, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions
Let's see
Mustache – check
Beard – check
long hair – nope
Plaits – nope
Queue – nope
Dashing – not particularly
Unruly – as much as possible
Reckless – check
Hard Drinking – CHECK
hard swearing – FUCKING CHECK
Womanising – not as much as I’d like
Swashbuckler – eh, more the vampire type
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
We may be related
Mustache – check
Beard – check
long hair – check
Plaits – nope
Queue – nope
Dashing – sadly not to my knowledge
Unruly – very much so, well as much as possible
Reckless – check
Hard Drinking – CHECK++
hard swearing – FUCKING CHECK++
Womanizing – not as much as I’d like, either
Swashbuckler – I do live near the beach, but like the nigh better
Bad spellers of the world untie.
no no no no no
we can’t handle two of you.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Dude.
AN can’t handle one of them.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Ouch.
I haz a sad.
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"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
But that doesn't mean we don't like you!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Who pissed in your cheerios?
(It wasn’t me, I can’t totally control the stream yet)
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Gross.
Just being my lovable snarky self.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Hey
It’s a little harder when there are THREE exit points, okay? Cut me some slack.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hey baby.
RAWR.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Good weekend?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
PARTY
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Oh, that's a video of my weekend too.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Did you prune.....the hedges?
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on Jun 1, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions
If you're talking about yardwork.
No, I was busy this weekend.
If you’re talking about… ahem.. yardwork, then yes.. I always maintain trimmed hedges.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Can't be unsightly, yanno?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
you're not supposed to lick hard.
not at first anyhow.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions
TWS(andS)S!!!!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Wouldn't it be funnier if it was just *one* S?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Except you said *we* can't handle two of you
Hence, that’s what she (and she) said.
Keep up, Pam—I-Am.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
What happened to Pamcakes?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 1:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, she's around, waiting to be drizzled with syrupy goodness
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
What kind of syrup?
Vermont or that Canadian stuff?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 1:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Chocolate.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
So, it'd be this.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm in love with you ,then.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions
TWSS
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions
OOh, I like that.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
ACK!
RUN!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions
what a horrible concept.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess it doesn't matter which nickname I hate more.
You’d just use that one.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I plan on bouncing back and forth as the need arises.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I love them both equally.
Now will you stop.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
You only wish it was that easy.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Did we just become best friends?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
According to rules of the jungle and the internet, and the law of the land
all signs point to yes
Bad spellers of the world untie.
Congrats to Nico
on the link feed and mention from Rob Neyer
Coming here and venting is being a fan; it shows you care - Nico
he's a superstar!
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions
What could we get for Nico before the trading deadline?
"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."
-Charles Manson
by kaweahkaweah on Jun 1, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions
GOG summer break
I already posted this over on GOG #17, but probably more people will see it here:
Unfortunately, I’m going to have to suspend the GOG for the next week approximately. A combination of moving to a new apartment, not having internet hooked up yet, and leaving tomorrow for a short vacation means that I just don’t have the time to put a set of questions together (but I hopefully do have time to go out and see the A’s play tonight!).
I’m going to try to get a GOG posted in time for the series starting next Monday against Minnesota. In the mean time, have a fun week. Go A’s!
It was in comparison to the other HR catch
That one was stupendous. This was about as routine of a HR robbing catch as you could have.
in my view
There is nothing routine about hr robbing. I think anyone who has ever played outfield at any level knows that going back on a ball, feeling for the fence (or sensing the fence), and timing a jump is a pretty tough menage a trois.
The fact that he made it look easy is pretty damn impressive. In fact, If Sweeney could ever learn to hit with just a bit of pop I might love him.
Geren = Zombie
"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."
-Charles Manson
And Beane is the zombie leader
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Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions
If the A's played the zombies . . .
how would you tell the teams apart?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
by eastcoasta'sfan on Jun 1, 2009 12:22 PM PDT reply actions
Wahoo!!!!
QOTM on the first day of the month! Awesome!! I can just stop posting for the rest of the month, my work here is done….
By the way, May’s QOTM can be found here. (Thanks wbc!)
There's no crying in baseball!
You're welcome!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on Jun 1, 2009 12:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Michael Lewis Q&A
Q: We’re six years removed from the publication of "Moneyball." People are still talking about it, and it would appear that just about every team — to some degree — has adopted its principles. How would you assess its impact today?
A: It’s become conventional wisdom. The A’s have no intellectual advantage, as evidenced by their performance. There’s a shadow baseball team that would have been members of the Oakland A’s if "Moneyball" had never happened, but now those guys are more valued.
Q: And I guess, since you point out that "Moneyball" contributed to the A’s losing their competitive advantage, the Rockets should be wary.
A: Right. The only reason the A’s let me in is that they thought people [cared] so little … about what they were doing. They couldn’t imagine anyone would care about what I wrote.
On the other hand, this was leaking out already. The Red Sox were rapidly becoming what they are in terms of following Sabermetrics. On top of all that, enough of all the intellectual property that they seized upon was in the public domain. The Rockets have created a lot more intellectual property than the A’s ever created.
Save Rajai Davis
QOTM, already?
The A’s have no intellectual advantage, as evidenced by their performance. — Michael Lewis.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
Everybody save this for Wednesday's DLD.
June 3rd is International Whores Day
CELEBRATE.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I was working in a tshirt to honor the day but....
looking for something like this i found this
and decided to abandon the joke I was starting and just post the pictures which in hindsight are probably funnier than were I was going
Bad spellers of the world untie.
So, um, I actually own that shirt.
I’ve got quite a few from TShirtHell. I also just picked up the “Outdoorsy” shirt from BustedTees
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The second one is not actual child art.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Mazzaro held out of his start today
or so says the Chron, along with some speculation…..
There's no crying in baseball!
well there's gotta be a reason
I’d guess its unlikely he’s being traded, so I would think someone’s stitching his name on the back of an A’s uniform
Coming here and venting is being a fan; it shows you care - Nico
Every time
Gigs (is that an acceptable moniker?) or LB spin a DLD, 67M forgets all about work.
I’d hate you two if I didn’t love you.
I'm here to talk about the past.
sure, blame us.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I admit nothing
And everything.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
In that case
I am both happy and sad for you, my friend.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Are you like the two-faced lady
from the Southwest commercial, where one is smiling, and the other is frowning?
More importantly…
Say one of her faces is eating a banana and the other is eating a corn dog. Would the corn dog and banana touch, or do the faces have two separate throats? They probably share a throat, right?
I'm here to talk about the past.
Awkward innuendo about throat sharing aside...
It’s rather eerie that you mention that, as that’s kind of a similar idea for the next tattoo(s) I’m planning on getting.
Drama masks (you know, smile now/cry later), one on each of my calves. Except instead of the normal drama masks, they’re going to be more evil looking and more realistic faces.
Oh, and one will have it’s mouth sewn shut and the other will be screaming.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The other ones aren't that bad.
You’ve met me. I’m reasonably normal.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Maybe *I'm* normal
and everybody else is weird.
Ever think of that? Huh? HUH?
Okay, me either.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
go with this one
I’m Not Paranoid, It’s Just That Everyone’s Out To Get Me
Bad spellers of the world untie.
That one's actually true though.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Awwww, we love you too.....
or at least we pretend to, while you sit quietly in the row hoping that the A’s will win so that you won’t be thrown off the top of the Coliseum…..
;)
There's no crying in baseball!
You were the only one to
check to make sure I was breathing. I appreciate that.
I'm here to talk about the past.
No problem man
I had to make sure you were still okay. Who else is going to drink beer at Spring Training with me next year?
There's no crying in baseball!
Oh, and apparently Gigs is an acceptable moniker
And if I said it wasn’t, I’m certain it would get used even more often…
There's no crying in baseball!
Incidentally
You’ve yet to actually, you know, giggle in my presence.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I died once though.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I wasn't dead long enough to have one.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
somehow, I doubt she's alone.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions
You too???
Is it Pile on MV day today?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Oooh, someone's sensitive today.
That’s too bad. I had a zinger.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
+1
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I'm not too big on jokes that are beaten to death.
+1 is plenty.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Nah, now there's build-up,
and it’s really mean.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Oh stop.
You know you’re not going to offend me.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Wussy.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Actually I think that's just the syrup drizzle.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
stunning
I mean really, I usually giggle through most games….at least through the middle innings….many people can verify this as fact…
There's no crying in baseball!
Granted, we haven't spent copious amounts of time together
Just the tailgate, and the 2nd tailgate, and opening day, and AN day last year for a bit, and…
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
wow, two tailgates and no giggling???
I’m almost certain to giggle when I’m drinking. Especially those mimosas. Wow, giggle city that day….
There's no crying in baseball!
You must have been a covert giggler that day.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I think you were hiding from me
Because I’ve seen the pictures. I was giggling.
There's no crying in baseball!
You can giggle in a non-animated photograph?
THAT is pretty awesome.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Is it possible
that mikev is unaware what a giggle sounds like? That would be terrible.
I'm here to talk about the past.
The sound lobsters make when you drop them into the boiling water and get ready to eat, right?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
your tattoos are making more sense.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions
I only have 2 right now.
A dragon on my left shoulder and a partial face on my right shoulder blade.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I meant your
laugh now, cry later thingie you described above.
That’s classified as gang-related, you know. You’ll have to cover them at any rap awards shows or presentations at jails, prisons or juvenile halls.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 2:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Drama masks are gang related?
I guess I shouldn’t bother getting a few teardrops below the outside of my eye, or 3 dots of a triangle between my thumb and forefinger?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
sure. go for it.
put on a big blue sweatsuit and go walk around the Mission, too.
"A few of the guests, who had the misfortune of being too near the windows, were seized and feasted upon at once.""--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on Jun 1, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not really my area.
I’m more of a Zeitgeist or Benders guy.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
STRANGER THAN FICTION?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That Literal music video was funny
but that “singer” hit some cringe worthy notes.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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Zombie Fire Ants=Awesome!
“They wander around with no brain for two weeks” Wow!
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
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