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In Honor of Monkeyball

Someone started talking Beatles today, and i couldn't resist.

"I am the Jack Cust"

 

I am Beane as you are Beane as he is Beane and we are last together.

See how they whiff like jeans in a book, see how they fly (out)

I'm crying....

 

Sitttin on a rally, waiting for the hit to come.

Athletic Nation T-Shirt, stupid damn Holliday.

Man, you've been a lousy boy, you miss your Coors Rock Pile.

 

We are the goose eggs. They are the goose eggs.

I am the Jack Cust-- k, k, k, kay

 

Mister Lanny Trainer working, pretty little MRI's in a row.

See how they ache, or maybe they break, see how they hurt.

I'm crying...

 

What's the matter Buster, Slusser didn't count the staff.

Gio;s up one day, Geren's gonna kill him, Send him back to Sactown,

Man you let the Semen walk.

 

You were the goose eggs, we are the goose eggs.

I am the Jack Cust-- k, k, k kay

 

Sitting in the Coliseum, waiting for the crowd

If the crowd don't come, call it 10K, no one's watching the A's pain

We are the goose eggs. they are the goose eggs

I am the Jack Cust--k,k,k, kay

 

Expert PT, CGV'd

don't you think the GM laughs with you?

See how they lose like Raiders in fall, see how they ball (NOT)

I'm crying..

 

Anderson and Cahill-- trying to make the show

Chavy and Nomar, collecting social security,

man you should have seen them when they once could play

 

We are the goose egge, they are the goose eggs,

I am the Jack Cust-- k, k, k kay.