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A's Turn Saunders Into No Ordinary Joe; Fall 5-2

Los Angeles Angels' Joe Saunders works against the Oakland Athletics in the first inning of a baseball game Monday, May 4, 2009, in Oakland, Calif. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

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6 months ago: Los Angeles Angels' Joe Saunders works against the Oakland Athletics in the first inning of a baseball game Monday, May 4, 2009, in Oakland, Calif. (AP Photo/Ben Margot)

At least the A's didn't make their faithful (ha) suffer past nine innings tonight. 

Brett Anderson is still searching for his first Major League victory, but he'd probably settle for a finger that didn't hurt when he pitches, and the Angels inflicted a different kind of pain in a 5-2 win.

Are we sensing a theme here folks?  Suffer, hurt, pain.  Yeah.

The A's squandered a couple of early scoring chances against lefty Joe Saunders, who continued his quiet dominance over Oakland.  Jack Cust K'd to end the bottom of the first, stranding two.  The slugger got a jump on Cinco de Mayo by striking out four times, thus earning himself a rather large golden Mexican hat.

Bobby Crosby led off the second with a double, and liked the middle of the diamond so much he stayed there until the end of the inning.

The Angels got to Anderson for three in the third. Chone Figgins started things off with a one-out bunt single. Anderson had Figgins picked off on an attempted steal, but Jason Giambi had to reach for the throw, enabling Figgins to swipe second without a play. A walk and an infield single by Bobby Abreu loaded the bases.  Crosby saved a run with a diving stop at third on Abreu's ball, but that only prolonged the agony as Torii Hunter jumped on Anderson's first pitch with a base hit to center to make it 2-0, and Napoli followed with an RBI-knock to make it 3-0. Anderson escaped further damage by inducing Howie Kendrick to hit into a 6-4-3 double play.

Saunders retired eight straight before Crosby got to him again, this time with a two out single in the forth.

Torii Hunter, first-pitch swinging once more, pushed a two-out single past a diving Crosby to plate Figgins who led off the fifth with a base hit and went to second on a sacrifice. Napoli followed with a booming double to center, his second two-bagger of the night to score Hunter from first to make it 5-love.

Anderson left after that, with his blistered finger still bothering him. Sean Gallagher relieved, and held the Angels scoreless through 3.2 innings of 3-hit ball. He struck out three and walked none.

The A's finally got on the board in the sixth.  Travis Buck came up with the bags juiced and two outs, and had a nice at-bat in which he pointed out a balk by Saunders that scored Cabrera. Travis wasn't nearly as stellar with the lumber as he flew out to right to end the threat.

Kurt Suzuki fouled a pitch off of his foot, got up, and homered to left with two out in the seventh, sending Saunders to the showers.  He then threw out Napoli trying to steal second in the eighth. Tomorrow all A's hitters will work on fouling pitches off various body parts.

With Saunders (6-2/3 IP, 6H, 2R, 1 BB, 7K) out of the game, the A's hoped to cash in against the Angels' bullpen, sporting the league's worst ERA coming in.  Instead Jose Arredondo and Brian Fuentes retired seven straight A's, striking out four.  

Outplayed, outclassed, and out of excuses.

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Least interesting team ever

Dull, lifeless, and worst of all, completely identity-less.

I don’t even know what this is and where it’s headed. I can’t even see a future right now.

I’ll be happy when the picture clears a bit more.

by RLangford on May 4, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Papelbon trying to choke

Yankees down 2 with bases loaded and two outs.

by Trainman on May 4, 2009 10:07 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Different from last year?

Right now it feels a lot like last July, August and September.

Since when did a starting pitcher getting more than 15 outs feel like an accomplishment?

Tres embarrasing.

"It's better to live rich than die rich" -- The Fat Lady

by geogrman on May 4, 2009 10:10 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

positives from tonight's game

Gallagher
Crosby
Suzuki
it only lasted nine innings

I have tickets for tomorrow’s game, and the giveaway blanket has a nice design

by OaklandSi on May 4, 2009 10:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Gallagher pitched very well

Back to rotation next time out I would think

by Trainman on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

61 pitches tonight

What is that good for 80-85 next time max?

by Trainman on May 4, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

This Loss...

was the Most Expected Loss I can remember in a long, long time. It really doesn’t hurt at all. I am numb.

Go A’s (tomorrow)!!!

by Colorado Fan on May 4, 2009 10:12 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Totally a "meh" game.

Just.. meh.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 10:23 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst in a bad division

And to think I was excited to watch this team preseason. I hope it turns around because it looks like he have nothing together today or the last few days.

Green and Gold Lantern Corps

by oaklandSMASH on May 4, 2009 10:25 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

To me that was much more disappointing than yesterday.

I think all the cheering for the balked in run did it.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 10:32 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Paypal waiting...

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 10:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're dreaming.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 10:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tease

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

41.50 and an A's calendar

I’m also willing to up the ante with a magnetic calendar.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She already has a calendar.

(January 2010, ahem.)

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 10:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

January 2010 all year round in Casa de Pam.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:puke:

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The man is gorgeous.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can do a Duke bobble-arm

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fine. You win.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

TWSS?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've had blisters from pitching before

The only thing you have to do is give it some time. If the A’s trot him out there after four days they better be damned sure his finger is completely fine. If it’s not, skip his start. There’s no excuse for letting a blister cost you a game.

by NateHST on May 4, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

would it be overkill to DL him?

I realize he’d miss at least 2 and maybe 3 starts…but that would give the blister a chance to heal. If it doesnt look all better before Saturday (his next start), they might be better off to DL him retroactive to tomorrow, and call up Gio (who is stretched out and could start on Saturday).

by OaklandSi on May 4, 2009 10:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, just give a spot start to somebody.

Outman or Gallagher or Gio or Giese.

by NateHST on May 4, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

to give Gio a spot start he'd need to be called up

which means they’d need to open a spot up in the 25 man roster. If Anderson will not miss more than one more start, then I can see not DFAing him…

by OaklandSi on May 4, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gio should start in 5 days for Sac

then 5 days later for Oakland.

Somebody should be hurt by then.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit.

Anybody see that Rick Ankiel play in CF?

OUCH

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 10:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Not yet, but I saw the Rockets beat the Lakers!

Come on, Houston!

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on May 4, 2009 10:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eleven strickouts by the A's

going fast to the unwatchable this year.

Holliday…..even Crosby may pass him in BA, if he hasn’t in OBP already.

'I never predict anything, and I never will.' Paul Gascoigne, footballer

by One won lost won on May 4, 2009 10:46 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

he passed him in OPS today.

and OBP.

Not quite BA yet, I think

by jasonthea on May 4, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That should never happen.

Anyway, here’s some trivia since I can’t sleep. A pitcher once threw a no-hitter, and his opponent’s team average stayed the same. How?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

First game of the season

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Extra points

if you can tell me who did it. With the Internet, you have five seconds.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bob Feller, 1940

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No!

I mean, yes. But did you have to look?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

gotta disagree

undefined != 0.

For the computer scientist, it’s ‘Not a Number’ or NaN

by MobiusKlein on May 5, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm watching tonight's HIMYM.

And it’s hi-larious. Everyone needs to watch it and laugh to alleviate the pain from today’s game.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 10:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

How I Met Your Mother.

thanks me later.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Pam

Glad you liked my “new thread” links. Had to keep myself entertained somehow, and it sure beats the same old thing.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They were kind of under the radar though.

some people were kind of lost

vvvvvvv

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 10:55 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

:waves:

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I did catch that later.

I guess I’ll have to be more creative.

Gonna to the game tomorrow? It’s been ages for me, and I’m thinking about it. Heard something about a blanket. Not that I go to games for souvenirs. I have enough A’s stuff at home.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 10:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will be there.

No ticket yet, just gonna grab one after work.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 10:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same here...if I go.

Bleachers, I imagine.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What time is the game? 7?

maybe I’ll go at 6:45 or so and get Diamond Level seats.

They’ll probably still be available

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same as tonight.

And you’re right.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me too - look out for me.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, we do.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:01 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What would I do without you.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:06 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cry. A lot.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll do that.

Left field?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's where she swings from

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:02 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Right on.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Comments like this make me wish I lived in Oakland :-(

Would be SO nice just to decide to go to a game.

Ask me again in July, though ;-)

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2009 9:57 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you gonna live in Oakland come July?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 5, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, I'll hate the A's by then, at this rate! ;-)

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 5, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is pretty awesome.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 11:41 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can I make a suggestion? {ducks}

Need a game recap link in the last thread. I was left behind there.

Bring Gio back!

by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 11:03 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh shit.

Did I not do that? It’s been forever since I’ve done a thread, Zig. So yeah. I’ll be sure to do it next time.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:04 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

FAILBOAT.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's been a banner week, mike

DLD’s on the front page, no recap on the last thread. I’m hoping Nico gives me another start.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:09 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So was I

At least we had each other.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, same goes for me.

But I rather enjoyed it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think I've put them in any of mine

I just assumed people would be going back to the front page to wait for it.

Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog

by Flashfire on May 4, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'll keep getting ran out there, no matter how badly you perform

Then eventually you’ll get sent to the DL.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:10 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some TV show.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

In a word

hell yes.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:07 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty.

Just to make a future mental note, how’d Anderson, Gallagher, and Blevins look out there?

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 4, 2009 11:11 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok then bad, pretty good, and pretty good

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:12 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How you can write a game summary

and omit the fact that Matt (On) Holliday went 0-4 and twice failed with two men on base. I think he has left something like 13 runners on base the last two games alone. Rocky Mountain Low.

by jasonthea on May 4, 2009 11:11 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Good point.

Should have been mentioned, jason.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:13 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no problem

It’s getting redundant to comment about his failures, I guess

by jasonthea on May 4, 2009 11:14 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It is

but it’s still recap worthy. Sometimes I get caught trying to cover the basics so as to get a recap up quickly, so quickly in fact that I forgot to link it in the last thread. You can say I was trying to be too fine with it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:16 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought the recap was excellent, FYI

and the intro was especially good…

by ohmangoAs on May 4, 2009 11:18 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it was horrifc.

Your penmanship is atrocious and you dress in the manner of a male prostitute.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

What??

My penmanship is not atrocious!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:25 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

prove it.

(HAH!)

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.

Good point. Next Thursday with Eck. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll eat cheese with a spoon.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I gotta wait til NEXT Thursday?!

WTF, Don? Seriously, what the hell else do you have to do?

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get my hair done.

Like Eck’s.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

scary thought.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

hehe

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:20 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back from the game.

It was freaking EMPTY there tonight. That was the smallest crowd I’ve ever seen at the Coliseum.

A few quick positives:
-it only rained for about 15 minutes
-Kurt homered!
-we got a balked-in run (which I didn’t see but that’s okay)
-Gallagher was great (cut your hair, dude)
-I won the Great Cap Caper for the 7432th time in a row. I should make them give me some Drumsticks.

…yeah, that’s all I got. My ’09 record is 1-4. Sigh.

by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 11:19 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

same here.

were there even 10K tonight?

thanks for the Red Sox, my 09’ record is 1-2

by EllisFanatic on May 4, 2009 11:22 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, that was my feeling

The place was really empty and there wasn’t a whole lot of enthusiasm. Boring boring game. Around the third inning we moved under the overhang to stay dry. That was the excitement of the evening, other than Suzuki’s homer. The only good thing about Cust’s strikeouts is that they were swinging. And it was nice to see not-Patterson out there at second base. Also Bobby Crosby is starting to look pretty good out there at third base. Maybe if he learned to hit, he could replace Chavez. (that’s a joke, well, sort of).

Gallagher looked good. Blevins got two outs but didn’t impress too much. Anderson was funny…he was okay except for those two stretches when he was really really awful.

Oh, also, small ball kept the A’s off balance tonight. The Angels do know how to bunt. They do everything well, and they DARE the other team to be perfect, which is how that baserunner was caught in the late innings. Suzuki made a perfect throw. I mean, they were up 5-1 at the time. Why not steal to get into scoring position?

The thing about statistical baseball, I’m finding is that (1) it’s boring, and (2) it doesn’t work anywhere near as well as it should.

by richwol1 on May 4, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, when the opposition loads up on

good pitching and great hitting, small ball falls by the roadside.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I meant to mention the "crowd"

Was going to say it was throwback night to the late 70’s with thousands of fans dressed as empty seats.

Yeah, probably better that I didn’t.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, the "crowd" was pretty quiet.

There were some “Let’s go Oakland” chants when we actually got some runners on, though, so that was nice.

by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agree on all counts, richwol1

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Looked like it was caught over the wall

But Rivera missed it

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:23 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

From what I could see,

it barely got over the wall and then bounced back onto the field. I haven’t seen a replay, though.

by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 11:26 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought Rivera got it.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yo tambien.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I took that for a while.

It gave me nosebleeds.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You weren't doing it right.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no, that's TOTALLY right

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then I was doing it wrong!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bingo.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get that a lot.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems to me, somewhere around 2001-2002,

those great hat capers got a lot easier. I’d like to blame the drugs, but I stopped them in ’94, so…

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I started going to games in '02,

and for the first year or two they were relatively difficult. Then for a year or so they were super-easy, and now they’re about medium difficulty, I’d say (but easy for me, of course).

by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 11:28 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

so maybe I was off by a year or two there...

but they have radically shifted in difficulty over the last eight years though ,right?

I’m not insane?

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:29 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

They've gotten insanely easy over the years.

And speaking of insane, you still are.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah but I'm not a schizo.

and neither am I.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yes, you are.

no he’s not.

Shut up,. both of you. I’m trying to come up with a plan to get us out of here.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 4, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It makes my nephews happy though.

And I’m guesing that was part of the point. Since, you know, the stadium is just full of 3-year olds.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:34 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is that

your recap is better than mine? Other than the fact that you are awesome. I’m 0-2 this season, so at least you’ve heard that song once. And I thought I was the only one to keep track of that stuff.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:24 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was 7-2 in 07 (both losses were against the Mariners…)
3-7 in 08

100% in 06!

by EllisFanatic on May 4, 2009 11:27 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

And this year?

Or have you not visited the House of Thrills yet?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

Missed that. Sorry.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My recap is better?

Well, if it is, it’s because I didn’t actually talk about what happened in the game…

by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well there you go.

All I did was tell everyone what they already knew.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

this. is. AWESOME.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:30 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

(still asleep)

chavezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
chavezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
chavezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?

by emperor nobody on May 4, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm taking my recap down

and inserting this.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm still laughing.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:31 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You read my mind.

Especially the “grabs fleece blanket sticks thumb in mouth falls asleep” part.

by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 11:33 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

zzzzzzz....

[I’m sleep-posting. Like sleep-walking, but involves typing. No longer responsible for what I say.]

by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow.

how do i get into that zen state?

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh.

That’s kind of like LB and me, except all the time.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh. oops.

i’m already there.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

rofl!

I would make this my sig if it were shorter

They say every sin is deadly but I believe they may be wrong
I'm guilty of all seven and I don't feel too bad at all

by day-to-day on May 4, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's share it!

Grab your favorite chunk!

"...yet more twisting gnashing and general unhappiness oh well it must be may..." - emperor nobody

by FormerHuntsvilleStar on May 5, 2009 5:55 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Zach Greinke is a fucking monster.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

WHO CARES WHAT CHONE FIGGINS THINKS...

why in the hell did the interview chone figgins after the game on comcast sportsnet ca? who cares what he thought of andersons blister? what do you think hes gonna say? “Oh yea… you know we would have totally bit the big one if it wasnt for that blister. I wanna thank the good lord for givin him that blister tonite…”

by RMac on May 4, 2009 11:34 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

The man is named after underwear.

His opinion is important.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:35 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL!

well since you put it that way…

by RMac on May 4, 2009 11:36 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad he kept it brief though.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:37 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

But

did you see through it?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:39 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I could have.

But I chose not to, as I do not want the rest of my night to be ruined by nasties.

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 4, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

zombies?

I’m so there, Cap’n. Just let me get my combat shotgun.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crimbies.

Civil Zombies.

I’m having tea with them, then they’ve allowed me to shoot them at the stroke of midnight.

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 4, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

How proper of them.

Give them a salute from me, then.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll include you in the list of comrades I read to them

before they blow their brains (or lack therof) out.

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 4, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm looking through you.

What did you know?

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I rather enjoy that song.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The best songs are.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That is insanely true.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah.

Walking on Sunshine.
Stand.
When I’m 64.

Lots of good, good songs are happy. That’s a myth.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I'm 64.

Rawr.

My godson- he’s 2- sings Beatles songs. It’s, well, awesome.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:46 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup, and it's fucking happy.

Even the melancholy ones—American Pie—there’s a quality of happiness to them.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

Are you me? Seriously.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

yup. I am.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:49 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda.

So it fits then, no?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:42 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes. with the comfort of a boxer

yet the spport of a brief

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 4, 2009 11:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

brief...

wow that one took me a minute

by RMac on May 4, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya

but thats a first for me… interview the visiting team after the game… you really that hard up for air time there jaymie syre?

by RMac on May 4, 2009 11:38 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

She's a foam peanut....

…nothing but filler…

REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 4, 2009 11:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

saline's expensive...

they use nacho cheese, man!

REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2009 1:09 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I read this, it reminded me of Jaymee Sire.
(913): very cute, but more “I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet” and less “please bang me” type of cute.

from the strangely addictive http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 5, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Fell over

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:02 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

It perfectly captures the ambivalence I feel

whenever I see these threads where the boys drool over Jaymee.

On the one hand I totally understand because she really is very very cute.

On the other hand, if I ever were to get her alone in a room, I don’t think I’d want to do anything more than muss her hair and say, “Who’s a little cutey-pie? Huh wuzza wuzza wuzza. Huh wuzza wuzza wuzza”

She’s such a bitty little thing, too.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 5, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh, you guys are cracking me up tonight.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 5, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

.........

(678): why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
(770): I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

My favorite
(202): He’s so far in the closet he’s in Narnia

Maybe that’s an old joke, but I’d never heard it before.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 5, 2009 12:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm really happy that site appears to be fairly new

and I’m well past my drunk-texting phase.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 5, 2009 12:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

favor

Hey Pam, can you put iglew and LB to bed, preferably not in the same one, and hit the lights before you turn in? I have to get up early in the morning. Appreciate it. I’ll get you next time.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:20 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

wuss.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been in bed all along.

Laptop, yknow. It’s actually on my lap. (Is it still a lap if you’re lying down?)

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 5, 2009 12:37 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm too old to text at all.

Gosh dang new-fangled technology.

Telephones are fer talkin, and computers are fer typin.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 5, 2009 12:39 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the one where he dances with the dinosaurs?

whats it called? oh ya “Billy and the Clonosaurus”

by RMac on May 4, 2009 11:44 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

That’s pretty much the greatest regular season game in Oakland A’s history. I was there. Magical.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not all of them.

But I know that one tops them all, for sheer lunacy.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:47 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you notice

Dave Henderson was a rookie for the Mariners in that game and scored the only run for Seattle… solo home run

by SFBAsportsfan on May 4, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

Remember that very well.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ol' Shooty Babitt was on fire...

batting .346 through the first nine.

I’ve always wondered why his career was so short…

REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because he was making fun of a drunk Billy Martin

before the game one day, and Jackie Moore ratted him out. As soon as Billy found out about it … buh bye.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on May 5, 2009 9:45 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and as much as I venerate Billy Martin,

it was a huge flaw of his that he would do stupid shit like that…

REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

and by the way,

“Jackie Moore” is a cussword in my house…

REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2009 1:41 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

As is proper.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

That he would stoop so low

as to let Shooty go?

Or let his players see him drunk?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was 2!

No, literally. I was 2 years old.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 5, 2009 8:17 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most impressive stat from that game for me...

Attendance: 50,255.

My, how times have changed. Of course back then we had names like Rickey, Murphy, Armas, Shooty, Picciolo, McCatty, and Billy (the Martin, not the Beane)

"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)

by PortlandPachyderm on May 5, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, Rob Picciolo. 1,720 career plate appearances, 25 walks.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 5, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

So now we know what's in a name. ;-)

"I feel like I hit better when I'm playing the field...just feel more like a baseball player." —Jack Cust (or Derek Jeter for that matter)

by PortlandPachyderm on May 5, 2009 5:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey guys

We need a lookout. If one of the bosses comes in, I want them to think we’re talking baseball.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:44 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

is this like smoking in the boys room?

but without Vince Neil in makeup.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:45 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great.

Now I got that song stuck in my head… Thanks

by RMac on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

....

youeverseemtohaveoneofthosedayswheneveryonesonyourcasefromyourteacherdowntoyourbestgirlfriend?welliusedothavethosekindofdaysallthetime,butifoundawaytogetoutofthem.lemmetellyaboutit.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Panckaes

Waffles with the soul ripped out of them.

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 4, 2009 11:59 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't get me wrong, Cap'n.

I’m pro-waffles. They have built-in syrup holders.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beauteous.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mini-rolling earthquake, 5 seconds ago?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:47 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Did not feel.

But my dog knocked on the back door and asked to be let in. And she said it in Spanish.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's some sort of sign.

I think that means it’s kicked in.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

The door?

Or the dog?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:50 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

the narcotics.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I have to go

…away for a long time.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

umm... dude...

you’re already there…

You DO know you’re merely a figment of your own imagination, right?

REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2009 1:14 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to respond

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 7:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

not here.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://quake.wr.usgs.gov/recenteqs/Quakes/nc51221045.html

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:48 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, it was only a 2.5

it was a mini-rollie earthquake.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I missed the game. Just read through the play-by-play recap online.

Sounds like it was boring, but ….

what the heck is this? From the top of the 3rd:

C Figgins reached on bunt single to second.

How the heck do you bunt to second??

Also

1. Anything wrong with Swooney, or they just decided to give him a day off?
2. Bummer that Greg-Oreo’s streak was ended.
3. Is it my imagination or is Bobby Crosby actually hitting decent lately?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 4, 2009 11:49 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Re: #1

Apparently his legs were sore after playing all 15 innings yesterday. Plus he’s played every game this season. So he got the night off.

by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's 24.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:52 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

You surely are agreeable at this early morning hour.

Feliz cinco de mayo a todos mis amigos de AN!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No hablo

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 5, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um.

Happy cinco de mayo to all of my friends at AN?

Either that or, rawr.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't speak english, either.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 5, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Take 3.

Boobies.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:07 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love you so much right now.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 5, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ain't no W in Ess-pan-yole.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 5, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

De nada,

y muchos camarones maricones por Usted….

that means, “and many homosexual shrimp to you too,” right?

REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...

by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2009 1:19 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes he does.

And right field.

And he’s pretty.

Wait, what were we talking about?

by whiteshoes40 on May 5, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

that makes sense. thanks.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 5, 2009 12:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's tougfh being 24 and playing CF, apparently.

Especially after playing 9 innings of a 15 inning game.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:51 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

as the mighty john kruk would say...i'm not an athlete, i'm a baseball player

these guys are in miseable shape. totally awful. they’re fat, they get hurt running in straight lines and jogging to the dug out. they don’t stretch properly. they’re basically good with eye hand coordination and that’s it. joke.

i blew out my mcl skiing at the age of 37 right before lunch and i skiied the rest of the day in pain.

these guys are pansies. all i had at risk was an $80 lift ticket at squaw.

by inbillywetrust on May 5, 2009 10:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I agree, to a point.

Some of the guys are in pretty serious shape, some of them think round is a shape.

I’m almost 30, feel like I’m almost 50, and am expecting my hamstring to blow out any week playing soccer. I still do it and stretch properly and warm up and I’ve been good so far.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 5, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

of course some are in serious shape...

but they’re not in soccer or basketball shape. they’re in baseball shape.

i understand why giambi’s hammies are about to blow…‘roids…errr. i understand why nomar has issues…genetics mostly…nice due diligence by the a’s front office there…errrr. plus they’re in the back half of their careers.

your last point is my point. if sweeney trips over first and sprains his ankle, fine. cust swings hard and tweaks his back, fine. but aches and pains are a shape/stretching injury. that’s not fine.

by inbillywetrust on May 5, 2009 10:42 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...

1. Geren thinks that Raj is the best thing since a shiny new clipboard so he sat sweeney
2. Geren told petit not to get a hit cause he didnt want him to accidentally win the game
3. Bobby didnt listen to Geren despite strong coaxing from geren to swing hard on those low and outside pitches.

by RMac on May 4, 2009 11:53 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

3. Is it my imagination or is Bobby Crosby actually hitting decent lately?

Job security?

by ElQuesoCapitan on May 4, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still wanna know how the heck you bunt to 2nd.

That Chone sure is gritty. I bet he could bunt to left field.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 5, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have no memory of the alleged bunt to 2nd.

But I try to block out the bad things I see at the ballpark, so I don’t remember much from tonight…

by whiteshoes40 on May 5, 2009 12:08 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

pretty simple actually

I think he did vs Anderson. So Figgins is batting right handed and he pushes a bunt past Anderson— not hard to do since Anderson is falling away toward third base after the delivery— and it goes to the second baseman. Since we never see that play around here it’s kinda hard to imagine.

by jasonthea on May 5, 2009 12:56 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks.

Sounds like it would work against Eveland, too.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 5, 2009 9:03 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have to be

at the office at 6:30 tomorrow morning. What are you guys doing to me??

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 11:57 PM PDT reply actions   0 recs

it's 3am here.

why can’t I sleep?

Have you seen my address book? It’s denim. Says ‘hang loose’ on it. Picture of a kitten.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 11:58 PM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to come up

with the same reply for every reply that I have no reply for.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:00 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well hell

Sometimes it’s right up in my face and I still can’t see it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 5, 2009 12:01 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your comment makes my head hurt.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 5, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

agrd.

let us never speak of it again.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2009 12:05 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never?

How about Wednesday? Can we discuss it on Wednesday? In a whisper?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:06 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Don.

We can discuss it NEXT THURSDAY!

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2009 12:10 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Touche.

Although I am not quite sure what she has to do with it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:11 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

EVERYTHING.

(there’s your other option—you can just be completely confusing right back at me)

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2009 12:13 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

what the what... it's 12:19?

Time for me to stop sleep-posting and start sleeping. Yeah, that would be good.

by whiteshoes40 on May 5, 2009 12:20 AM PDT reply actions   0 recs

Ditto.

Did I just write “ditto”???

Yep, time for me to go.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

no it's 3:21.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2009 12:21 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

You’re gonna be a mean man tomorrow.

And I’m not a wuss. I just to help Vince load a truck. Oh yeah we’re executives alright.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 5, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

retail jail.

grrrrr.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 5, 2009 12:28 AM PDT up reply actions   0 recs

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