5/4/09: I want a new DLD...
This just played on my pandora shuffle here at work....
I'm pretty sure when I was driving along I-80 last night I saw a stegosaurus going the other direction. That might be a sign of lack of sleep, or too much stress from watching yesterday's game, or something else entirely, but it was weird. I would've gotten a picture, except a) I was going the other direction, b) I didn't have a camera readily available, and c) dude, there was a frickin' dinosaur going the other direction. When you see something like that, your instinct is to go straight home and either sleep off whatever you've been doing, or wait for the world to explode.
I can't believe I missed this over the weekend....even more though, the headline here is awesome. I instantly thought it was about something else...
I really don't know what to say about this. I don't remember who my speaker was when I was an undergraduate, but I didn't go because it wasn't anyone worth listening to....
There are a bunch of games today. Here's hoping we don't go into extras, because I'm not sure I can handle another 13th inning like yesterday's....
I'm done dumping, add your own here...
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I voted Bob Geren
With Billy Beane serving as his ventriloquist. I’m joking!
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on May 4, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry gigglingone
I had to pick stegosaurus over you. It was close though!
by colin on May 4, 2009 12:48 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I have to agree.
If only because, for the first time ever, I was working on a DLD of my own…
No! Bad Giggleone! No!
{whaps Giggleone’s snout with rolled up newspaper}
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(but you are, in fact, quite awesome)
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
aw, thanks! :)
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YW.
You did bring up dinosaurs in your post. So, I guess I should forgive you.
And you looked like the life of the party at Chez Nico.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's amazing is that my life is also blurry.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, you had a whole extra three hours to post a DLD
I waited until 12:37 to post this thing. Everyone had fair shot at posting one that was better than mine….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel bad about that extra three hours ,though.
Most days.
Then, other days, I curse the fact that you all get to bask in the wonderful Californianess of everything, and I secretly plot my revenge.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 1:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh, California ain't so great today
Clammy, overcast, threatening rain. Better than muggy, I s’pose.
by cityplANner on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worries, I'd totally pick Steggy over me.
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure which is sadder, the fact I voted for the Steggy myself,
or the fact that the dinosaurs are so hardwired to my brain, that I can immediately picture the stegosaurus.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spoken with authority.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's even sadder that the stegosaurus is kicking all our butts for speaker
I knew I should’ve voted for myself….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I havent't voted yet.
But it’s between you and the dinosaur. And I’ve said for a long time (though not here) that we need to bring dinosaurs back. It would just make life a little more interesting. Like driving to work.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Driving to work, if you have any distance to cover at all,
(say CoCoCo to Hayward) sucks.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right.
So imagine a T-Rex trudging through. Suddenly your commute has improved.
Unless it happens to be you getting trampled.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's how my drive was yesterday from Oakland to Richmond
It’s hard not to smile when you see a frickin’ stegosaurus heading the other way….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly!
You’re so lucky, gigs. I usually only see skunks. And they’re usually dead.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
see now, that would probably make me giggle too....
but then again, I giggle a lot….
{giggle}
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would never have guessed.
But I have to admit; your cupcakes make me giggle something awful.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 3:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a lifelong dinosaur fan, I had to vote for the Stegosaurus too
It did remind me of this:

I like important stuff just as much as the next guy, but please, for a little while, deliver us from meaning, baseball. That's your greatest glory, and we thank you for it very, very much. -- Craig Calcaterra
by JLeverenz on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
I wanted a kid like Calvin.
And damn it, if I didn’t get my wish.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 3:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very good.
Very good indeed.
Yes, it does inflate my ego when people use my lines. Wait, that’s not my ego.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, whatever.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 3:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bob Geren has a new job
bullpen catcher http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2009/05/04/SPGV17D7MP.DTL
Wang’s ERA is the same as the balance in my checkbook - Jennifer
by closetasfan on May 4, 2009 12:50 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
He did this the in Saturday's game
Which led to this comment here.
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
by doctorK on May 4, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(comment header FAIL)
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
by doctorK on May 4, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and the "evil empire" stuff worked for the Sawx
when they hadn’t won in 90 years, give or take. Now that they’re spending as much as the Yankees and have become assimilated (mixing geeky metaphors, I know), I think the new rebellion may have just spanked them down here, south of the border, no?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 1:00 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
happy thoughts... only happy thoughts...
So. I get these Writer’s Almanac emails every day, with a poem and birthdays of famous people and stuff like that. This was the poem from May 2nd’s Writer’s Almanac. And I liked it and now I’m posting it here. Yep.
Little League
by Paul Hostovsky
When the ump produces
his little hand broom
and stops all play to stoop
and dust off home plate,
my daughter sitting beside me
looks up and gives me a smile that says
this is by far her favorite part of baseball.
And then when he skillfully
spits without getting any
on the catcher or the batter or himself,
she looks up again and smiles
even bigger.
But when someone hits a long foul ball
and everyone’s eyes are on it
as it sails out of play …
the ump has dipped his hand
into his bottomless black pocket
and conjured up a shiny new white one
like a brand new coin
from behind the catcher’s ear,
which he then gives to the catcher
who seems to contain his surprise
though behind his mask his eyes are surely
as wide with wonder as hers.
by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 1:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
For some reason
that poem reminds me of this, of which is surely one of my favorite parts of baseball. I aspire to be the foutrh guy in line someday. Oh, and does that say “Division Champions” in the background? Sigh.

I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 1:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Surely, we've never won a division title before!
This team?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I quoted you in my now unpublished DLD.
Maybe, someday, when I’m famous, some scholarly sort will publish my memoirs and the hidden DLDs will be published.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 1:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was quoted?
I feel so… special. What did I say that was quote-worthy?
by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scholars may one day uncover it, but for now, the truth is lost in the winds.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you delete it?
You coulda saved it for another day.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, I have plans for it.
Don’t you worry.
(It ties neatly into my revenge for your living in CA….)
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine specifically?
Or all Californians?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or he could've donated his links to the current link dump,
like more… generous people might do. (And then I would know what my quote was… not that it’s bothering me or anything…)
by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've always said I'm a selfish prick.
I’ve got that crocheted on a pillow in my den.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well yeah there's that
But when LB pouts, it’s usually for a couple of days. Which is still less than me.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so he'll post his links in the 5/6/09 DLD?
Really, you can have the Cinco de Mayo DLD LB, it’s all yours….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure I want it.
I’m very much like Chavy: not nearly Mexican enough.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The answer my friends, is blowing in the wind....
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for posting a DLD.
Thank you for making your links open in a separate window. (I wish more people did this, except for new game threads. Those should be in the SAME window.)
My ex bf had Jack Kemp as his commencement speaker.
That’s all for now.
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 1:37 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Interesting, Zig
I checked my links from my last DLD and they DO open in the same window. Is there a secret to making it open in a separate window? I would like to know, because I am all about pleasing you.
OK, not really, but I do think it looks cooler that way.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 1:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's this little box you check, 67...
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 1:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct.
Check the box that says “open in a new window”.
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In fairness, ZF,
it is difficult. Checking a box does make the whole process entirely confusing on the flow chart of making DLDs.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
While we're at more difficult links to accomplish...
how does one link to a certain comment in the post?
I can get it to link directly to the post, but it never wants to go down to the comment I’m trying to link…
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hit the timestamp
I knew that one! I knew that one!
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Esplain yourself, Lucy.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Click on the date and time of that certain comment.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh reeee-aaallly?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The timestamp that NEEDS SECONDS
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
How in the WORLD is that a TWSS?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't we all need seconds?
Well some of us…sigh…
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I need is seconds.
Wait…
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
as long as they're not sloppy.
Bob Geren, on 8/2/07, on the success of Alan Embree as new interim closer: "What can I say,... he's been our Steady Tremendous Bullpen Man"
by popcornjames on May 4, 2009 2:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What if
they were firsts that worked their way back to you, so are like, first and thirds?
Fine, I’ll stop.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
since we're going non-sequitor here,
I must say that recenty when I look at the A’s infield, I am often reciting word-for-word Abbot & Costello’s famous baseball sketch.
“Who’s on 2nd today?” “I don’t know.”
THIRD BASE!
Bob Geren, on 8/2/07, on the success of Alan Embree as new interim closer: "What can I say,... he's been our Steady Tremendous Bullpen Man"
by popcornjames on May 4, 2009 2:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I actually have that poem
tattooed on my back.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure, actually.
but it felt like it had been awhile.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too long, really.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And thanks.
I never knew that. I will now relinquish my DLD crown.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In fairness,
that still belongs to MB.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree
But he’s kinda not here. {cries}
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Simply because the king dies
does not mean you erase him from the legend.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then what happens to the crown?
Someone’s gotta wear it.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, you're gonna pry it from the corpse?
bad things happened to Voldemort when he did that, you know. Just ask PT.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The crown
is pretty. It’s the only reason I wanted it.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YEABUT
If MB wore the crown, what is it made out of?
Enjoy the game
by DCinWC on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flung poo.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No worries.
Just a pet peeve of mine. While reading DLDs I like to easily go back to the spot where I was reading w/o having to reload the page.
The opposite is true for Game Threads. I don’t like having multiple windows open as its hard enough to refreash with so many comments. Plus, once we’ve moved on to a new thread, there’s no need for me to go back to the old thread.
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 1:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right click.
open in new tab.
<3
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
she don't have mozilla, Mike.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She don't use butter
she don’t use cheese
She don’t use jelly
or any of these?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's lost on me.
But now I’m hungry.
But maybe that was your goal.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct. How did you know?
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Flaming Lips told me
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
She uses Vaseline.
Snicker.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 4, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I set em up
You knock em down.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pssh.
I agree with you about DLD links, but game thread links should also open in a new window or tab (tabbed browsing, what did we ever do before you?). That way you can follow up on those lingering comments from the previous game thread (also for the slackers to make their way over to the new one).
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pam's right.
Pam wins the point.
Next set, please.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right click on the link
and select “open in new window” (or “new tab,” which is what I do). Voila. (Firefox — can’t say what IE might do if you right-click…explode, probably.)
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
by skigurl on May 4, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I do that. I'm just argumentative.
:)
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No....really?????? ;-)
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know! Shocking.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No you're not.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've told you once already.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agrd.
with authority.
firefox/mozilla is the coolest kid in school.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, I don't have that.
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh lord.
Download it immediately. If not sooner.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 100000
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+zillion
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+2?
Is that what comes after a zillion?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
zillion, one.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was my next guess
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
googleplex
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 4, 2009 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's strange.
That’s what I was trying ot come up with.
out of my head, you!
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 5:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Roomy!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ACK!
Back! Begone moste fowyl demon!
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 5:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Will I need a tutorial? Or is it easy to adapt?
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
VERY easy.
You won’t know how you lived before, girl.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then one day
Google Chrome.
{and the angels sing}
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not on my Mac :(
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
roffle.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They'll get to me.
Have to put up with IE at work though :(
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does your IT department *enjoy* gigantic security risks?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You'd have to ask them.
I’ve literally begged to be able to download Firefox. No dice.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Your only solution appears to be
Kill them all and eat the bodies.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course they do
It keeps them in constant demand.
by Englishmajor on May 4, 2009 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah. I do that automatcially.
I don’t trust anyone to make their links open in a new window/tab. If you want something done right, gotta do it yourself…
by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too!
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for holding out.
In all aspects.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baby.
Don’t pout.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess once I've moved on, I'm not too worried about the slackers! :-)
Keep up people! :-)
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AGRD
I am with ZigFan on this.
Links=New Window
Game Threads=New Window
during a Game Thread move on to the next thread and don’t look back.
Enjoy the game
by DCinWC on May 4, 2009 2:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except that I wrote it wrong
Game Threads=same window
Enjoy the game
by DCinWC on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you've confused yourself.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait, WHAT lingerie comments?
Oh…
Um, nevermind.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
wishful thinking
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, they do start threading.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 4, 2009 2:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like I should give you a hug.
(Hi BFF)
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOWTHEHELLAREYA?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
HEY!
What happened to the rest of my comment?
It said: But in my neck of the woods, the question should have been, “How’s it hanging?”
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 4, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
to the right
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
To which I would have answered:
Long hard, across the yard.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 4, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speak for yourself
/lightswitch
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine never do
Wait, what?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always put my links into new windows....
it’s so annoying to come back and see everything as read….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always felt the same way
And yet didn’t realize I was one of the culprits. How come no one didn’t just come out and tell me?
Well, I guess you kinda did today.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That so wasn't directed at you personally.
I didn’t even realize it was you who was one of the ones doing it.
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What she said.
I’m sure I’ve done the same thing a lot.
But I hate it in game threads. Like giggles says.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh I didn't
take it personally. It’s more me feeling lame for not knowing.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't feel lame!
Cus when you feel lame, you’re close to llama.
And they are lame.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alpacas! (oops is that to Nico-y)
Enjoy the game
by DCinWC on May 4, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was..
going to be an intervention at AN day.
Enjoy the game
by DCinWC on May 4, 2009 2:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
when I come back
the thread is as it was when I first opened it, I have to refresh to get the massive flow of comments, annoying.
Enjoy the game
by DCinWC on May 4, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pet peeve.
that and several English major things.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes! This bugs me too!
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because you're using the back button.
The scripting that the site uses gets broken, for lack of a better word, when you click a link then use the back button.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah...this makes sense.
So if people use “open in new window” I won’t have to click back! :-) I just close the new window.
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU GOT IT!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For that, your reward for the day:

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WE HATES IT!
FILTHY HOBBITSES TRICKS US INTO CLICKING ON LINKS!
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good call.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agree on the windows
Also, good wok on bringing Gio back.
by Future Ed on May 4, 2009 2:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hadn't even noticed how quickly she'd changed her sigline.
Crafty, that one.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yea. I'm quick. I'm working on Jerry now.
And hoping I don’t have to recampaign for Gio!
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No thank YOU.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
However, un-thank you for my hamstring feeling like it's going to explode.
I’m not looking forward to my game tonight.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not my fault you're old.
Sack up, stretch out, and stop being a sally like ol’ Gray Beard!
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*tackles Zigfan*
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Besides, aren't I younger than you?
WTF. I’m confused. I’m not even 30 yet.
Just because I’m in the body of a 45 year old….
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what does your hurt hamstring have to do with zigfan.....hmmmmm?
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
It was supposed to get stretched out
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a DLD, and I'm gonna link, damnit:
More ballpark fluff (via M&R):
In the ballgame: Oakland officials looking to keep the A’s in town will soon present a Major League Baseball committee with a list of three potential sites for a new ballpark – one in the parking lot of their current home at the Oakland Coliseum and two along the city’s waterfront.
A City Hall source identified one of the waterfront sites as the Howard Terminal near Jack London Square and the other as a strip known as “Oak to Ninth” – part of a 65-acre site slated for development next to the Oakland Estuary.
All three are in areas designated for redevelopment, all three have been reviewed in previous ballpark studies conducted by the city – and all three have been previously rejected by team owner Lew Wolff.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:14 PM PDT reply actions 3 recs
rec'd for including a link
it’s the DLD folks, come on!!!
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey I linked Jack Kemp's death!
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I...um...oh.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 2:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AND I tied it into the commencement piece!
How cool was that?
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 2:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I could rec yours twice, I totally would....
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But did the link open in a new window?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 2:27 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh boy.....
Am I going to be the only one recommending comments today??? Come on y’all, pick up the slack!!
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 2:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
woo, green! so pretty.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Speaking of commencement speakers...
Bo Jackson will be speaking (or at least attempting) at mine on Saturday. Not sure what I think of that.
What about Barry?
"Barry who?" Forst said, and I felt like I was in the middle of a knock-knock joke.
by KMoAsFan on May 4, 2009 2:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Bo knows graduations.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 4, 2009 2:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have no idea who's speaking at mine
Or if I’m even having one now. Ugh.
The horse jumped over the f---ing fence.
by JLaff on May 4, 2009 2:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
linky again
I actually meant to link to this weeks ago, but all the talk about baseball movies in the last week reminded me:
Sugar: the best baseball movie ever? (via Salon.com)
I think I need to check it out.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:25 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
oh btw
it’s playing at the elmwood on college ave.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 2:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooooh, so close to me!
thanks for the heads up – if any home games get rained out this week, I now know where to go.
Bob Geren, on 8/2/07, on the success of Alan Embree as new interim closer: "What can I say,... he's been our Steady Tremendous Bullpen Man"
by popcornjames on May 4, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't alea iacta est
promise us a joke today? Yes, he did.
I swear, I remember all the wrong shit.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 2:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
dude. I've had some work to do
plus a broken knee to get try to tend.
I don’t remember what the joke was, though. I’ll try and remember in time for tonight’s thread, mind
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 4, 2009 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you can
keep your priorities in order, it would be greatly appreciated.
Had something to do with Star Wars, I think.
Hope the knee mends soon.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, I'm doing a lot of hobbling around at the moment
I think I’m going to miss our team’s playoffs in a couple of weeks, which is a drag
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 4, 2009 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Big time drag, dude.
Sorry to hear about that.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're dressed in drag? What?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
good luck with your recovery...
…and may the fourth be with you today.
(was that the joke??? because I’ve heard it three times already today…)
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was surprised not to see it
with the “Evil Empire” link. I mean, come on, it’s a perfect set up.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 4, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gio & Patterson sent down
Gallager & Blevins up.
I don’t have a link. Sorry
by GusanoQuemador on May 4, 2009 2:59 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Gallagher to make Eveland's scheduled start then, prolly
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 3:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea I was thinking that
or they need a long reliever in case Anderson’s blister acts up again. We just need some fresh arms right now no matter how you spin it.
by GusanoQuemador on May 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG...I rock!
But I don’t! Damn I called it about Gio.
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. My Gio pic is at home!
Working on an alternative…
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Change that sig!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 3:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so conflicted right now!
Bring Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 3:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok fixed for now.
So sad about Gio though. I imagine it won’t be long though. Gallagher will blow up and in 10 days Gio will be back.
But yay Jerry!
Bring Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a happy thought.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok not blown up. How about overused and unable to pitch for 5 days?
Bring Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 3:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
is it 10 days?
I feared it was longer.
by Future Ed on May 4, 2009 3:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, 10 day min when you get sent down. Unless there's an injury...
Bring Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
so really then he'll be back in a day or two...
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's kinda what I was thinking.
Bring Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahaha
you win some you lose some
let the recampaigning begin
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's unavailable for 5 days. They need someone who available before then.
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 3:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ziggy's walkout song decided....
Taking 63% of the votes, “Haunted” will debut when the right-handed submariner walks out during the current homestand.
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 3:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I refuse to vote in that nonsense until Holliday comes out to the Dead Kennedys.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 3:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no Madonna?
We NEED a Holliday!!
Bob Geren, on 8/2/07, on the success of Alan Embree as new interim closer: "What can I say,... he's been our Steady Tremendous Bullpen Man"
by popcornjames on May 4, 2009 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude, no.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 4, 2009 5:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
From a cutural criticism standpoint, both have merit.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's hope he's walking this homestand...
Bring Jerry back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 3:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
spending today staying upbeat
here is the “forget last night’s devastating loss” playlist, kiwi-pop edition:
- The Clean – Beatnik
- The Verlaines – Pyromaniac
- The Chills – Pink Frost
- The Bats – Mir
- The Chills – Anything Could Happen
- Tall Dwarfs – The Brain That Wouldn’t Die
Wow, that’s a lot of links!
by colin on May 4, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If only the whole world knew Tall Dwarfs...
Better yet… if only the Tall Dwarfs would tour with Ween!…
REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 4, 2009 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know Ween.
I love Ween.
I’ve not heard aforementioned Dwarfs.
I take it I should, then?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes...
…arguably the greatest indie band from the Southern Hemisphere, ever…
REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and very goofy and scatological, too...
REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, Crosby's not gonna improve this year and he'll be released by June... Sorry, kids...
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 5, 2009 9:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I only post this link because I did undergrad in Boston
I’ve always hated the Herald, but this has gotta be one of the least classy things I’ve ever seen in print. I’d hate to think that the only print institutions left after Newspaper Armeggedon will be the hyper-reactionary, provinicial, yellow-journalism rags like the Herald and the SF Examiner.
by cityplANner on May 4, 2009 3:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
pimping my GOG
In case you haven’t posted an entry yet for GOG #09, you can just click on that link.
Or find it in the recent fANpost section.
Or, better yet, give it some recs and then un-rec GOG #08, so that we can stop living in the past.
by colin on May 4, 2009 3:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd love to un-rec #8
In fact, I was going to beg you to kill it after my stunning 0.
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
by doctorK on May 4, 2009 3:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's something to be said for this, doc.
They give you money if you get a Keno card with zero…
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 4, 2009 5:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
threw my hat in the ring (a bit late to the game)
and smoothly forgot to answer #5. I rock.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 3:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mama Joba, busted!
…for selling meth to an undercover cop in Nebraska.
I wonder if she can get A-Rod’s PR people for a spin.
Bob Geren, on 8/2/07, on the success of Alan Embree as new interim closer: "What can I say,... he's been our Steady Tremendous Bullpen Man"
by popcornjames on May 4, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that's a link.
But um, can you make them open in the same window? Sheesh. ;-)
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 4, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
until it comes out that she also sold to A-rod
then all hell will break loose.
by cityplANner on May 4, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I made a fanshot but...
MLBTradeRumors wrote a blurb about Miguel Angel Sano, a 15 year old, 6’3", 190 lbs shortstop that’s got all the potential in the world.
We saw Beane convince Ynoa to come to Oakland because we develop pitching, but convincing this kid to come here because we’re awesome at developing hitters would be a harder sell.
Either way, he looks awesome in A’s gear.
by NateHST on May 4, 2009 3:51 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
first I clicked on the story link
and was disappointed by the lack of A’s gear.
But then I watched the video and it was rad (though he is also shown in Cubs and Cardinals garb).
by colin on May 4, 2009 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They should give away A's umbrellas at tonight's game.
We might need them.
by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 4:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you going to the game?
Bring Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
No free stuff tonight, unfortunately, so they better play well.
by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We will miss you tonight!
Bring Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's already raining. That's not a good sign.
I’ll see if I can get a picture of Jerry for you. :)
by whiteshoes40 on May 4, 2009 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is who spoke at my graduation

In case you were wondering, this is Iman, the Crown Princess of Jordan. She was there to receive an honorary degree.
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 4, 2009 4:17 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Spoke at mine:
& ![]()
Plus like students & teachers & stuff.
by drink409 on May 4, 2009 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't remember. I was hungover for mine.
Bring Gio back!
by ZigFan31 on May 4, 2009 4:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, and I was drinking during mine too.
What a fun day.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spoke at my school's last year

Though I wasn’t in the graduating class, still pretty cool
by harenshair on May 4, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This who was at mine and it was one of the funniest things/days ever

Bad spellers of the world untie.
by A'sfaninNC on May 5, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did someone already link to the awesome NYTimes piece on Oakland?
Art Deco architecture, stunning views and a beautiful mix of cultures. There’s a lot going on in Oakland; the only reason you may not be hearing about it is that Oaklanders tend to keep a low profile.
Looking forward to next week’s feature, “36 Minutes in Anaheim”.
by Englishmajor on May 4, 2009 4:18 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I stumped myself at first
because I couldn’t remember what I was referring to with the rats comment
I mean, I was referring to Anaheim with the rats, but also to this. Woo! Cosmology jokes!
by colin on May 4, 2009 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oops, on FB, never here.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I think all of us have posted it on facebook…
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...yes I noticed that .... ;)
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 4, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WHINE
has the game started yet???
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 4, 2009 5:04 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Which is crazy, since I swore off baseball less than 24 hours ago.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 4, 2009 5:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The weather forecast looks decidely shitty
by Trainman on May 4, 2009 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not fun
Although we DO need a rainout to rest our pitchers, don’t we? ;-)
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 4, 2009 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, the A's are running out of days
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 4, 2009 5:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
nah, it's not that bad
just a persistent sprinkle here
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suzuki leading off tonight in Oakland
here’s tonight’s starting lineup, according to Slusser:
Suzuki C, Orlando Cabrera SS, Jason Giambi 1B, Mattt Holliday LF, Jack Cust DH, Bobby Crosby 3B, Travis Buck RF, Gregorio Petit 2B, Davis CF.
Sweeney has tired legs and is getting the night off.
by OaklandSi on May 4, 2009 6:02 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, bottom of the lineup looks like crap.
Suzuki, Crap, Giambi, Holliday, Cust, Crap, Buck, Meh, Crap.
Don't believe in yourself.
Believe in Me who believes in You.
by Zonis on May 4, 2009 6:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cabrera's at least crap-plus
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
by GoA's on May 4, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff catcher is rather rare
Since 1954, a catcher has batted in the 1 hole in only 747 games. Kendall did it 447 of those times.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
by GoA's on May 4, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Travis! He's alive!!!!
I was so worried…..
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 4, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
May be posting this too late for anyone to see it...
… but I’ll bite Neyer’s style and link to the Top 25 Rickey Henderson Stories.
I just remembered I love Eric Chavez.
by Joey C. on May 4, 2009 6:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Saw it!
Many smiles on that page. My favorite:
The morning after the Sox finished off their 2004 World Series sweep against St. Louis, Henderson called someone in the organization looking for tickets to Game 6 at Fenway Park.
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." - Connie Mack
by GoA's on May 4, 2009 6:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The A's may suck but I'm still reveling in Pacquiao destroying Hatton!

TKO in two rounds, baby!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 4, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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