5/29/09 DLD Double Vision
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Foreigner had it right. I am hot-blooded. Don't believe me? Check it and see. But if you close your eyes...
Some may call it foolish to start a game in Arlington at 4pm, mere hours from June. I am not one of them. This is simply because I am not in Texas. But if I was, you can rest assured, I'd get the hell out of there quicker than I seem to be leaving Florida.
But, my friends, we have a rare treat today (spoken in my Ricardo Montalbán voice--BTW, check out that picture from Fiesta--es muy caliente!). We have what the kids call a DOUBLE HEADER on the slab today/tonight! Asked at 6pm last night, I'd have sworn up and down that I'd rather have a game then and a game today. But today, fresh-faced and sober, and faced with the proposition of a FULL six hours of game AND game thread...well, let's just say we might be closing the sign shop early today. The only problem for you non-NRAF folks is the games start at 2 pm...(New AN-User Helper Guide, Ver.2: per ANcillary Terms, NRAF = Non-Resident A's Fan, just be careful how you pronounce it around Poppy...I mean, if you were to ever see her again...)
A Google search of double headers reveal two things: one, there is entirely way too much inappropriate content online; two, this is the cleanest thing I could come up with, and it strikes me as possibly being a bad porno cover.
Noor really does bring the house down ,though.
Here's a good test to whether you're perverted or not. Google has an option called "SafeSearch." It's their default setting, and if you remove SafeSearch, eventually it will return (like a week or two, perhaps). If you regularly get angry at Google for defaulting back to SafeSearch, you're probably a pervert. Let's just say I had to go to page five to find Noor and Emma, and the first version of the pic was...less clothed.
DOUBLE HEADER, baby! Woo!
In A's-related news, Mike Scioscia likes Kurt Suzuki. I love SuSlu, but leading with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man might not entice your more sensitive readers to continue. Still, it's a nice piece about our Hawaiian backstop. Strangely enough, even with Google's SafeSearch off, this was the third image for "sensitive reader":
Okay, enough frivolity. We head into Tejas tonight for BBQ, a 25-minute version of La Grange, and two wins! Let's get into trouble, baby.
Dump, monkeys, dump!
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Ziegler 12th most valuable reliever last year
not sure if this has been posted before
http://www.minorleagueball.com/2009/5/24/885208/origins-of-top-2008-major-league
Ziegler had 10 WS, which to me seems like A LOT
Wang’s ERA is the same as the balance in my checkbook - Jennifer
by closetasfan on May 29, 2009 8:10 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
he really was lights out,
ehich makes his struggles this season even more peculiar.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 8:22 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ziggy
We all know that his stuff is not so much overwhelming as it is unusual, so I’m not too surprised by the sophomore slump.
But I would say that he has been unlucky so far, with a BABIP of .370 (compared to .246 last year!). I’m not sure what we should expect for his BABIP in the long term. His ground ball rate is very high and ground balls result in more hits than fly balls (but also more double plays and fewer extra base hits). And, more than almost any other pitcher, his results are going to depend on the infield defense behind him.
Actually, looking at his extreme RH/LH splits (OPS of .534 vs 1.002), I have to wonder how much Ziegler is being hurt by having Giambi at first base and no Mark Ellis. Left-handed batters are probably pulling a ton of ground balls to that hole between Giambi and Kennedy.
So, in summary, I think that Ziggy’s doing just fine. His ground ball rate is still around 65%, which is super awesome, and he’s actually striking more people out this year (but more walks also).
by colin on May 29, 2009 8:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus the illness.
He was pretty effective before he contracted SARS.
by OldhamA on May 29, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was swine flu
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it wasswineH1N1 influenza
:(
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please.
You’re supposed to call it piggy fever. Everyone knows that.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
piggy fever
this one really cracked me up. this one here
by colin on May 29, 2009 12:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agrd.
Poor, misguided Piglet.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:50 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I’ve seen this maybe 50 times now and it’s still funny.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamthrax.
Only Hamthrax will do.
Or maybe Boar Plague.
by cityplANner on May 29, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suck

If you go to todays game in Arlington don’t wear this
The M’s had this policy once as well, but have “changed” their stance on it.
Adamack said the switch to overlooking the Safeco Field Code of Conduct policy had less to do with the national talk about the team’s decision to uphold a “family-friendly atmosphere” and more to do with how the disrobing would look at the ticket gate.
In NSJ’s post yesterday he made referance to a Giant pool of suck. The first search topic was this cool idea.
To save Southern California homes from brush fires, an army of fireproof, remotely controlled, robotic vehicles enter burning neighborhoods, seek out swimming pools, and use pool water to douse nearby houses until the brush fire passes. Designed to be robust enough to smash through most privacy fences, Swimming Pool Fire Robots are equipped with water cannons and long, robotic arms to stick into pools and pump out the water.
The controversy surrounds whether or not SUCK is a “bad” word. George Carlin says no.
I know my parents thought it was a bad word. Me, I am fine with it.

Alex: Bob Geren, Rajai Davis and Russ Springer
Contestant: What is a giant pool of suck?
Enjoy the game
by DCinWC on May 29, 2009 8:43 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Great post, DC!
Much better than 67M’s sappy bs! Jesus, that guy…though I must admit, his memories are quite cool…
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 9:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giant Pool of Suck?
Giants, pool of suck!


Strangely enough, this is how Barry’s head looks like on a normal body.
Can you guess who I voted for?
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 29, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If at first you don't succeed
Helium is clearly not for you.
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 29, 2009 11:24 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GMTA
I thought if I was going to do a DLD, it would center around today’s double-dip.
No link, just a story of double-headers past:
Billy Ball had just started turning heads when the defending division champion Angels came to town for a four-game set. The A’s won on Friday night and Saturday and would go for the kill in Sunday’s double-header. A steady drizzle threatened to "rain" on Oakland’s parade but the games would be played. So the only thing left to spoil matters was Dad, who on his way to Mass forbade Tonianne and I to go the Coliseum. Well, Tonianne had learned from her Claudell experience in 1974 so she packed some leftover tostadas in a plastic bread bag, the fixings wrapped in aluminum foil, and headed out, with me right behind her, to the BART station. Having disobeyed Dad’s direct orders, my 13-year old mind figured the rain would come down hard enough to cancel the action, or we would lose both games. I’m a karma kind of guy. But the A’s kicked karma to the curb and the Angels’ asses in the process. I swear the only fans in the bleachers that day were the Bums, my sister, and me. And when the top-of-the-ninth came, we took to celebrating the four-game sweep with chants of "First place A’s! First place A’s!" To which Captain Dwayne Murphy responded with an enthusiastic "yeah" and a raised fist as his adoring fans cheered heartily. Hell, it was worth Dad being pissed off at us, which he really wasn’t, seeing that the A’s swept.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
you have the best stories, my friend
witty remark
by dtownmbrown on May 29, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gracias, amigo
I didn’t go Montalban for that one. That was in my Penelope voice.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 10:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a great story.
Much better than WC boy’s ode to suck. That sucked. Though I do respect the whole Yankees Suck mentality.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 9:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What you did there (in response to both me and DCinWC)
reminds of me of an old Brady Bunch episode.
If anyone can get that reference, you’re sick in the head.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got it.
Hell, I think I just modeled it.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't believe you.
I mean, I am pretty certain you are sick in the head, but still. I need proof.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mom always said don't play ball in the house?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:29 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, that's pretty sick, but no.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 10:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're the new Johnny Bravo because you fit the suit?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got Davy Jones to play the prom?
Invented the new Jan Brady?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I recall is
Bobby and Greg having a pull-up contest (weird, right?), and when it was Greg’s turn, Peter told him, “Come on Greg, I’m rooting for you!”
Then when it was Bobby’s turn, Peter told him, “Come on Bobby, I’m rooting for you!”
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peter was such a weasel
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty sure he still is
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Greg is a scab
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he crossed the picket line?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup
He was in a non-union touring production of The Sound of Music that Actors Equity picketed. He replaced Corbin Bernsen, who withdrew from the production rather than scab.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he is Greg, though.
surely Mike and Carol taught him better than that?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don’t know; Greg always seemed like the douchebaggy type, IMO.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 12:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was Johnny Bravo.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And Bobby?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
enough with the boys
let’s talk about that coke-whore Marcia.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was always about her.
That bitch. Why didn’t anyone care about Jan?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know, Jan was always
OH MY GOODNESS, THAT ALMOST FELL ON CINDY!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Think of how much funnier the show would have been
if they’d done plot mashups. Like, what if Greg had kidnapped Efram Zimbalist, Jr and hid him in his swinging bachelor pad in the attic? Or what if the family had been held hostage in a Hawaiian cave by Don Drysdale?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 12:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think you can salvage a show with greg brady.
Impossible.
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 29, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like the way you think, though.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah,
and Bobby wins because he works hard and overcomes his physical limitations, in comparison to Greg.
Yeah, that’s life.
No wonder I’m so miserable. It’s all the Brady’s fault.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cousin Oliver is the antichrist
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love you.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
STRANGE.
Cousin Oliver JUST came up in the sign shop. We were discussing wht Scrappy Doo sucks so so much.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss the 70's.
I actually still liked people back then.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, me too...
but then in 1980, I turned three, and that was pretty much the end of that…
DOUBLE REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, nobody's gonna improve this year and everyone will be released by June except for Suzuki and Cust... Sorry, kids...
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 29, 2009 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scrappy Doo
is the most worthless character in the history of cartoons. Television, maybe.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agrd.
he killed something good.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was sort of Hare-vs-Tortoise
Brady-style, right?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Turncoat
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
GOGs
If you have been wondering about how you scored on GOGs #14, #15, or #16, the scores are now posted. Check those links.
Also, GOG #17 is up. Leave this foul link dump and post your entry!
by colin on May 29, 2009 8:47 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
colin
I played once and scored a single point. There were others who had done one time and gotten zero or even negative one. I figured I should quite while I was not in last place.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 8:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
not quite, I quite. Quite in time.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 9:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I having more fun with the GOGs than just about anything else this season
Thanks for doing this, colin.
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
by doctorK on May 29, 2009 9:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But today, fresh-faced and sober
I don’t believe you.
by cityplANner on May 29, 2009 9:28 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Article on Dusty Coleman
The writer is a hack, but he caught up with Dusty Coleman in this article. Thought it was worth a mention.
Might as well Jump! - Van Halen
by sprtsnwyn on May 29, 2009 9:32 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It's true.
I rarely wash my face.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 9:33 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn AN 3.0....
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 9:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fresh-faced is better than baby-faced
Baby-faced = spit-up and snot.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Croz still wants to be an every-day SS
But dealing Crosby and getting a player of value in return was going to be difficult considering Crosby’s recent offensive struggles and his $5.25 million salary for 2009. In 2006-08, Crosby’s on-base percentages were .298, .278 and .296, respectively.
O RLY? Although, to be fair, is OBP this season is .336, due to having walked 17 times already.
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
by doctorK on May 29, 2009 9:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
in japan?
his buddy dan johnson could use a roommate
by Asfan4ever723 on May 29, 2009 9:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dan Johnson.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, that sunscreen won't get into his eyes on its own.
The guy could use a little help
by cityplANner on May 29, 2009 10:25 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knowing Croz, he’ll probably tell Johnson to put it in the low, outside corner of his eyes.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 10:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burning question
OK, I was out of town for three days which timed out just right for me to miss the whole series of on-TV games against the Mariners. But in passing I did catch a glance of about two minutes of Monday’s game (picture only) and I saw that the A’s were wearing RED HATS. What the f*** was up with that?
I checked the A’s site and the game thread for that day but didn’t see any explanation. I assume it was some sort of promotion, but … RED??? That’s just so wrong.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 9:57 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Memorial day. Everybody wore red hats.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 9:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and by "everybody", mikev means all MLB teams, umpires, etc.
It was odd. Very odd.
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still confused.
What do you mean “everybody”? The Mariners looked normal. And what the heck does red have to do with Memorial Day?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 10:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the batting helmets were the usual ones.
Here’s what the umps wore:

And the A’s:

And the Mariners:

There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 10:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always view Blue as being more of the base American color than Red
Red looks more Communist Russia — just saying…

Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ivan Drago was the real winner of that fight he
gave Rocky brain damage.
by OldhamA on May 29, 2009 12:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The intellectual arc of Rocky in the "Rocky" series is interesting
In Rocky 1, Rocky is dumb. He gradually becomes smarter from Rocky 2-4, with Part 4 serving as his intellectual peak. Due to the aforementioned brain damage inflicted upon him during the end of Rocky 4, he becomes dumb again in Part 5.
So ends my thesis…
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on May 29, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's like the Hulk with his cycles of smart and dumbness.
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 29, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope!
The real winner of that fight was the people of the Soviet Union and the people of the United States. See, as the fight went on, you could see a lot of changing — changing of how Balboa felt about the crowd and how they felt about him. in the ring, there was just two guys killing each other. But I guess that’s better than twenty million. Because if he can change. And they could change. Everybody can change.
by LowcountryJoe on May 29, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow. I'm...moved.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 29, 2009 7:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you probably saw the M's batting
The helmets were normal colored. The hats were all red. The logos in the hats were “stars-n-stripes” colored. That way you get a red, white, and blue hat (yay America!) that also has the added benefit of being horrifically ugly.
by cityplANner on May 29, 2009 10:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, OK.
Thanks for the explanation, cityplANner. I guess I understand now, sort of. Still sounds like an aesthetically hideous decision.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 10:16 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I think MLB is planning to use them 2x more this year-
4th of July and 9/11.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 29, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's dumb.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 10:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
One more reason to hate those days.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 1:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
They would have looked better in hats made of poop.
by cityplANner on May 29, 2009 10:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree.
I think the poop hats would be decidedly worse. Aesthetically speaking, that is.
Plus they’re not practical.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, but imagine them in the heat of summer.
by LoneStranger on May 29, 2009 1:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
In Atlanta.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but Atlanta already smells like poo...
…oh, wait, that’s Jacksonville…
DOUBLE REVISED- The magical goblins that live in the Reverend Billy Lard's shower just told him that actually, nobody's gonna improve this year and everyone will be released by June except for Suzuki and Cust... Sorry, kids...
by Gaijin_Suketto on May 29, 2009 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
meh
pretty much all of Florida.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would give a new meaning to "You look like shit"
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 29, 2009 12:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a shitty hat
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ditto. So wrong.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would have been fine
with the red, white, and blue “A’s”. But the red hat? Um, no.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 10:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
they wore dark blue ones last year, which wasn't AS bad
witty remark
by dtownmbrown on May 29, 2009 11:02 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you wore green so you could hide from me.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dont blame you, you're a tramp! Ooh! That was a good one...
witty remark
by dtownmbrown on May 29, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay for new DLD's!!! :)
It’s Friday, and that’s always a good thing.
I’ve got pandora spinning some tunes for me at work today, currently listening to Man on the Moon, which got me thinking about the moon, and then about playing baseball on the moon, and if you google “baseball on the moon”, you get a lot of geeky answers, including this lovely debate which includes the following:
But, if you were to throw the kitten, which would then throw the baseball, that would certainly be enough force to kick it into orbit.
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 9:59 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
the moon
because you all were dying to know, this is what the moon looks like in polarized microwaves (you can just ignore the green circle and line)

by colin on May 29, 2009 11:33 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa
how’d you get the moon in your microwave???? that’s cool man….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine has moon setting.
Yours doesn’t?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you must've gotten the upgrade.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine pops popcorn.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, deal with that.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine corns cornpop.
It says so on the box. The box doesn’t lie.
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine cornholes the neighbors.
It’s completely inappropriate.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of getting cornholed
witty remark
by dtownmbrown on May 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he touching it?
he shouldn’t be touching it.
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 29, 2009 11:57 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
el cornholes es making me muy loco!!!
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but it probably burns most of it
I mean, if I know anything about microwaves
by colin on May 29, 2009 11:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted Yankees, but
the list really ought to include the A’s natural rivals, the Minnesota Twins.
They broke the streak; they knocked us out of the playoffs in our best year, in that horribly embarrassing ALDS that we totally should have won; and they are our true rival for the Moneyball title of success-on-a-low-budget.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 10:01 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, Lucy, shoulda bowted por odhar, den.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could have sworn
that we’re not suppsed to mention 2002 around here (for those reasons alone). Then again, I mention Kirk Gibson with great regularity, as if we were friends.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 10:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
{kicks kitten, sets sign shop ablaze, runs out screaming in streets, wielding a cleaver}
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but
don’t you do that EVERY Friday?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 10:17 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Landon Powell has a picture of that Gibson home run above his locker (according to Mychael Urban)
Pasted above Powell’s locker: Two pictures of Kirk Gibson’s epic home run in the 1988 World Series. …
in the “dribblers” section
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20090527&content_id=4994720&vkey=news_oak&fext=.jsp&c_id=oak
WTF???
witty remark
by dtownmbrown on May 29, 2009 11:06 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I HATE LANDON POWELL.
HE REPLACES RAJAI AS MY I.P.
HE MUST DIE.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF LANDON POWELL
ARE YOU NOT AN ATHLETIC?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seriosuly, and why has nobody taken it down??
witty remark
by dtownmbrown on May 29, 2009 11:11 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
no kidding
the kangaroo court must deal with this.
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My assumption:
it has to do with the home run Powell hit the other day, when he had to hobble around the bases, and Kirk Gibson was in the opposing dugout as a coach (?). Guys were teasing him about it and maybe they put up the pictures as a joke. Yes?
by whiteshoes40 on May 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
pretty sound assumption, still blasphemus though
witty remark
by dtownmbrown on May 29, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully.
If not, Cap’n will call witchcraft and call for it to be burned.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe.
But for now, landon powell is on my SUSPECTUS list.
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 29, 2009 11:23 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've heard he's been carrying around a basket full of penii.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now unless he's feeding them to small kittens
…
by ElQuesoCapitan on May 29, 2009 11:35 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:37 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Kirk Gibson is his father.
Otherwise he needs to be beaten.
by OldhamA on May 29, 2009 12:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that would make it worse for me.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
AHHHHHH!!!
I’m so excited today, and not a single person on here cares. I just wanted to share.
AHHHHH!!!
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 10:35 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Does this mean you're going to the double-header?
by lynnzgal on May 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No. :(
My fave band is adding tour dates for fall, and I’m making plans to travel with some random internet people. I think the thrill of not know whether or not I’m going to die on the side of the road in ATL or OH has me pumped. I didn’t even care I had to work today. If I could do cartwheels, my fatass would be flipping around my office right now.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 10:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
um.
1. What’s the band;
2. Where you meeting other random internet people at?
3. Do we count as random internet people too?
4. Or are we just random internet people to THAT group of randoms?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've missed you.
1. Kings of Leon
2. Meeting at Chicago first.
3. Yes, you guys are the original internet people.
4. No, you guys are my home, they are the randoms.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kings of Leon? Nice!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 10:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes!
BAAAA!!
Meeting in Chicago for Lollapalooza. Depends on the $$, we’re going to more stops in the fall.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 10:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'D LOVE TO GO TO Lollapalooza this year.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if my random internet person
would let any other random internet people stay with her. She fucking lives next to Wrigley effing field!
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 10:55 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrigley girl, huh?
I think Lollapalooza’s at Grant Park. It’s a little hike from Wrigley. Definitely doable, though.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care about that.
I’m just excited to see the field.
You think Thunderbutt would let me stay with him for a weekend? I think my medication might be off, because staying with people I don’t know seems to be okay with me.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 11:01 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I think it's right to trust people...
but you gotta be careful too…
I think a weekend is not too much to ask.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:05 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[singsong voice]
I’d make it worth his while!
[wink, wink]
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a little disappointed with the lack of
response to my offer of board in exchange for sexual favors.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 11:43 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:46 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll take three ,please.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You've been gone a while, much has changed...
by OldhamA on May 29, 2009 12:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, I asked for three.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Folks are afraid you'd be the one providing the "favors"
"You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy."
-Charles Manson
by kaweahkaweah on May 29, 2009 12:18 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry, I was at lunch.
But I’m here now.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wrigley girl, huh?… Definitely doable, though.
Do you talk about all of Jennifer’s random internet people this way?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 11:45 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yup.
It’s the way I rank it.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:48 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn! I’m jealous. There’s a couple of bands on the lineup that I would love to see live; Kings of Leon is one of them.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are so many great bands there.
So pumped.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously.
Just looking at the list makes it seem like it’s gonna be epic.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 11:03 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saw them at Bumbershoot in Seattle a couple years ago.
It was awesome
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 29, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chicago in August.
I know, it MONTHS away. But I’m so excited. More dates are in the fall.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 10:51 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I *knew* this would have something to do with Kings of Leon.
Does that make me a stalker? Probably.
by whiteshoes40 on May 29, 2009 11:08 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're better off.
I don’t even know who the hell they are.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:09 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stalking me? Or them?
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um, probably you.
Because I know next to nothing about the band.
Actually, I should probably say that I’m stalking the band — it’s a little less creepy.
by whiteshoes40 on May 29, 2009 11:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm stalking them, so it's okay.
Just pretend you’re with me.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 11:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's nice of you, to help WS40 thusly.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:31 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he could sing they'd be awesome.
Mumbling fool.
by OldhamA on May 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, man you are about to incur Jennifer's wrath.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
seems small.
you been taking your meds again?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
where's mikev?
seems like his kind of comment.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 12:24 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 12:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My meds don't make it seem small :|
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was looking for the
TWSS
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 1:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's the Eastern hemisphere as seen from my back yard.
Where’s the marshmallows?
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got s'mores fixins?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:56 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
TWSS
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
dude,
lay off the cough syrup. It’s messing up your timing.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was well done sir.
Kudos to you.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well-placed
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was a lobbed ball.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 1:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Was it mine?
I’m missing one.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, now you know why I post TWSS so much.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When you're on a roll, you're on a roll.
by LoneStranger on May 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can I put mayo on you?
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
amazing.
TWSS
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For the record, I refused.
Mayo is a vile while devil of a substance.
Chocolate Syrup kthx.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yogurt for me.
Mayo is disgusting. I don’t much like syrup either.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 1:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't we all.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually, the funniest TWSS
would be in response to the explosion picture.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 1:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
You read the Rolling Stone cover story from a while back, right? Good stuff.
by Joey C. on May 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes. Swoon.
They play at the MTV Movie Awards on Sunday.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 12:31 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what I did read recently in Rolling Stone?
(which is strange, because I haven’t picked one up in like 15 years—when did they become a normal-sized magazine?) That in-depth look at Kris Kristofferson was awesome.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea that guy is a bona fide badass
witty remark
by dtownmbrown on May 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't you do that everytime Jennifer posts?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 10:47 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I were your co-worker,
I would round up enough other co-workers to support you in assisted cartwheels around the office.
Just because that would be so funny.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 1:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's only one other worker here today in the office.
I’m dancing like this instead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gHvATmUsSg
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMFG BFF I CARE!
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 10:38 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
[sends mikev a hug]
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 10:44 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I kinda care.
Not sure if that counts.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 10:39 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
it counts in my book.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a good book, then.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
discount for the 6/6 game
I just got this in my email…..
From the Travelzoo Newsdesk:
OAKLAND—MAY 28, 2009— Tickets to see the Oakland A’s play
the Baltimore Orioles, followed by a concert by American
Idol winner Jordin Sparks, were cut by 40% OFF regular
prices. Tickets now start at just $8.
The event takes place at the Oakland-Alameda County
Coliseum next Saturday, June 6, at 6PM. This is the only
discount offer available for these tickets.
Some of the available ticket levels include:
- Bleacher Seats … $8 (reg. $13)
- Field Level Seats … $16 (reg. $26)
For more information and to buy discounted tickets, click
below. Enter the code JORDIN in the coupon code box. Fees
of $2.75 per ticket and $4.00 per order will be added.
(Full price tickets are subject to the same fees.)
http://www.travelzoo.com/Newsflash.ashx?591349-24249043
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 10:53 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry A's
You’ll have to pay ME to see Jordin Sparks.
I’d rather watch Steve Sparks, really.
by cityplANner on May 29, 2009 10:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
...i thought that was a 90210 reference there for a minute.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:00 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Steve Sanders
I know my 90210, dammit.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 1:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same sentiment
different sparks

Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on May 29, 2009 11:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What, is that like Mexican Charlie's Angels?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
mas o menos
but that’s kinda of an old pic. the more recent ones might produce a different reaction,.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 11:50 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
They sell Mentos en masse?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could go for a lot of Mentos right now.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooh, get some diet cokes too
Mentos + Diet Coke = awesomeness
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 12:37 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Projectile vomiting, I presume?
Youtube is blocked at work.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 12:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not if you do it right.
Hint – you don’t consume them.
Put the mentos in a 2 liter bottle & watch.
by MobiusKlein on May 29, 2009 12:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Youtube, or projectile vomiting?
I mean, generally the ‘only’ time that I’m projectile vomiting is when I’m doing it right.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, or there's going to be some kind of inappropriate video being shot
and you’ve been invited to participate.
I’d get naked now just in case.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 1:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was supposed to wait until now?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
how silly of me.
…you do have covers on all your furniture, right?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
For?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:12 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is getting weird.
{pulls up chair}
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on May 29, 2009 1:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he seriously asked me why
I wanted to know if his furniture was covered.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 1:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have plenty of lye.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hominyhominyhominyhominyhominyhominyhominy
by LoneStranger on May 29, 2009 1:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol!
well-played!
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 1:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Vines + Mr. Pibb=
"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty
by 5Aces on May 29, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The part of Carlos is played by our very own Eric Chavez
No one is allowed to see him because they can’t find out that he’s not Mexican enough.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 12:03 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You win, 67M
Everything. You win everything.
by cityplANner on May 29, 2009 2:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
damn, you're easy.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Up until I saw the service fees, I was thinking it might be a good game to go to.
I mean, think of how much less the traffic would be when everyone stays to watch the show.
by LoneStranger on May 29, 2009 1:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got that email too.
And then I got out my calculator and figured out that buying 2 bleacher seats online, with their fees, comes out to $25.50 (plus the print-at-home fee of $2.50). So it’s not any cheaper than buying them at the box office, which is probably what I will end up doing. (I guess if you buy more than 2 tickets, you would save some money because the $4 fee is per order… whatever.)
by whiteshoes40 on May 29, 2009 11:07 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see...
so it’s a profit thing!
Step right up folks and win some crap!
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:10 AM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
C'mon...no one?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 1:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a Jerk
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
by doctorK on May 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
beat the White Sox
are any Chicago NRAFs going to be at the game Monday? I’m heading out of town on Tuesday, so that’s the only game I’ll get to see.
by colin on May 29, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Can Jennifer stay with you?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:49 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a place to stay in Chicago.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 11:52 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
(I know...I'm being a weirdo)
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 11:53 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not saying I won't be handing out [snicker] favors in Chicago,
but I want something in return.
Chances are, someone will slip me a roofie at Lolla, so chances are the favors will be free.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 11:56 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happens if someone slips you a roofie AND a mickey?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 11:58 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll let you know.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 12:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good
Hey, if you do go to Wrigley, can you take pix and post ’em here?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on May 29, 2009 12:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is no game that weekend...
CHC is in STL, but if we go on a tour or something, I sure will.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on May 29, 2009 12:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooooo
it could be a cross-promotional thing with music and baseball! That’d be cool!
You come to Florida, I gotta bed for you.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I highly highly HIGHLY recommend the Wrigley Tour
Best baseball stadium tour ever. I went on it a few years ago. Awesome. They only do it on weekends when the Cubs are out of town, so check it out. Totally worth it.
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 12:19 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and I got a short list of places to eat.
if you’re so inclined, though mine are southside-centric.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Bobby Crosby was handing out free favors last night
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on May 29, 2009 11:59 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
*books tickets*
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure wes7 and/or ZigFan31 are going to be there...
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
by pam5981 on May 29, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think both on Monday
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on May 29, 2009 12:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holliday and Crosby trade bait?
"Where's the beef?"
by MMunoz33 on May 29, 2009 12:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Crosby isn't even bait for the bait.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 12:33 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did I read on the A's website Crosby
is open to re-signing and playins SS for Oakland?
"Where's the beef?"
by MMunoz33 on May 29, 2009 12:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
and I'm open to becoming Czarina of all the Russias
but it doesn’t mean anyone will ask me!
AN was so much better before I got here.
by stormtown on May 29, 2009 12:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heck, I'd be czarina for only some of the Russians
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 1:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just the gymnasts?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
by mikev on May 29, 2009 1:44 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just the mezzosopranos
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
by iglew on May 29, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is Charles Thomas playing these days?
"Where's the beef?"
by MMunoz33 on May 29, 2009 12:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
The local Circle K?
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 12:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need a sack for those chips?
"Where's the beef?"
by MMunoz33 on May 29, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hear that's where strange things are afoot.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 29, 2009 12:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
okay, you've stolen my heart again, you clever little mink, you.
"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possession of brains must be in want of more brains"--Pride and Prejudice And Zombies
by Leopold Bloom on May 29, 2009 1:07 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hot hands in a dice game baby girl...
talking bout the clackety-clackety clack for 6 hours straight!
witty remark
by dtownmbrown on May 29, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clint Hurdle fired supposedly
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/9625622/Sources:-Rockies-fire-Hurdle-as-manager;-Tracy-in
Wang’s ERA is the same as the balance in my checkbook - Jennifer
by closetasfan on May 29, 2009 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I like reading stories like that
Makes me feel happy inside despite the horrendous stretch this team has put on.
Again, here’s to a better second half… it starts with the climb back to .500 :(
by fruitattack on May 30, 2009 12:15 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs

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