Open Thread: Game 32 - A's at Tigers (cont)
The rain dances didn't work. The game is set to restart at 7:35 PST, with the A's on the wrong end of a massacre. It's 9-1 Detroit, going to the fifth.
I may have posted too soon; tarps have gone back on the field. You would have to think that Detroit would do everything in their power to get three more outs. Stay tuned.
7:30 PM: Tarp on!
7:32 PM: Tarp off!
7:35 PM: baseballgirl confused.
7:37 PM: baseballgirl's hair declared a "disaster area" -Cindi
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are you crawling through the air ducts?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions
*waves*
A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.
a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ‘’WTF DO I GO!?’’ or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
-robert_d_wilfong
i'm not positive I've ever heard
KK sound as ruffled as when Buaninator asked him to take a call with him.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
"Listen Buan, taking calls is not in my job description."
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It almost came out of his mouth, didn't it?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
"Buan, I don't talk to the masses. That's your lowly job."
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm glad he said, "Sure, Robert Buan,"
because otherwise I might have been confused as to what Robert he was replying to.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
that WAS awesome, then, right?
I wasn’t the only one mesmerized by the awkwardness of that?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid Rain
I need Anderson’s stats gone from my fantasy team. Hate it.
A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.
a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ‘’WTF DO I GO!?’’ or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
-robert_d_wilfong
DrK, you around?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
(I love that)
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
They REALLY aren't bad.
2 ER in 4 IP.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
3 ER? Who knows.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
He's Already Gone
I traded him and Cahill yesterday.
A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.
a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ‘’WTF DO I GO!?’’ or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
-robert_d_wilfong
Oh...c'mon!
Just one rain delay.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
you need to do your mini serloin burger thing with Pam or whomever.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
it does.
And I kinda like that it does.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I've actually never even seen that commercial on TV.
Just the YouTube links BBG kept sending me. Over and over.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
so you know the words.
You wanna play snooty “I don’t know the song” girl or do you wanna play awesome game-saving chant girl?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Pressure!
I actually don’t know the words! the MGD commercial, that I can do.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I was dancing to that in my car on the way home.
I love it. I can’t help it.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
That don't win us jack shit, girliegirl.
We got about ten minutes here.
Go learn your lines.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Tarp being taken off
Maybe Jackson will suck this inning.
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
The (weather) system is against us
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
Sounds like a swinger....swingin' party
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Got me a Chrysler, it seats about twenty!
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, it's big, but not quite THAT big.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
oh wait...you meant the car.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Tin roof...
RUSTED
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Holliday's pretty funny with his kids.
“Nice, off the cameraman”. LOL.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
The kid has a nice swing
I think he took it from his Dad.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
It's like that horrible movie with Kirk Cameron & Dudley Moore
We need to get that potion so they can switch back.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
who knew that Kennedy would turn out to be one of our best acquisitions this year
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
Generally you just have to say
baseball player’s wife = I likey
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You have a mariachi band play you out, too?
I thought it was just me and Armando Galllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaraga
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
You got Coronas and mariachi music?
…did he bring back sombreros?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Well my associates and every single employee
are kind of south of the border-ish
I'm here to talk about the past.
maybe get a couple bandelaros of ammo too.
and a cigar.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Wait I like this song
He’s singing about how his wife slept with his brother. But he still loves her.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I didn't sleep with her, hermano.
I swear.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, the A's are down your way next week - are you going to the game (s)?
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
oh hell to the yes.
snap.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
you have to bring a GIANT sign – i’m sure there’ll be plenty of seats over which to drape it.
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody had to do it
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
gotta move on, man
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
dude,
she’s obviously a whore.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
He seems like a nice enough guy
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Anyone else watching Matt Holliday looking disinterested and bored while playing with his kids?
He doesn’t even care. He should divorce and give his children up for adoption.
That was awesome.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
OKAY EVERYONE!
Let’s lose this ballgame!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Looks like an Oakland crowd in the stands tonight
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
This is surely the worst decision in baseball history!
What injustice
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
Cunningham having the same trouble as last year
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
frick, is this live? or highlights of the A's stricking out
it’s hard to tell
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
One out...YAY!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Three fastballs down the heart of the plate.
No contact made.
High Priest in the Church of Jack Cust
What would be most amusing of all
is if we turn it around and win in the second half of the game.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
This thread was a lot more fun when there was no baseball
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions
NO kidding
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Back to life. Back to reality.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
mom's spaghetti?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
MIne is/was the worst cook ever.
We started eating out at restaurants when I was 12 and I’m still doing it to this day.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
back to the here and now
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL.
+1ing that would get me in all sorts of trouble.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I like that too.
No comment to the rest
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The A's are allergic to water
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha....awesome
But not Tigers.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
So the A's can't do more damage to a guy who seems to be featuring only a fastball?
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
Meanwhile, Joe Nathan manages to give up three in the bottom of the 9th
to lose to the Yankees. This season really sucks ass.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I really can't recall a season that was such a downer in every ayw
Starting with an exhilarating win followed hours later by the death of the opposing pitcher and culminating with this “yet again” truly embarrassing display of baseball.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
It did seem to bottom out awfully quickly.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
The one thing I was sure about was that
even if the A’s sputtered, they would clearly be in the race for a long time (because the rest of the division had so many problems). It’s May 15th and I truly don’t feel the A’s are in it anymore.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Nico, the problem is not with the A's; it's that you're just not that good at self delusion
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That's not what the judge said,
and my probation officer agreed with him.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Yeah, it's a lot like after the ASB last year.
Seems hoeless.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Crap - that's even worse than hopeless
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Hoeless?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
ugh, why'd we have to have a day off right after some convincing wins?
Threw off our mojo completely!
Like Salt Lake City?
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if the Adenhart death really did affect the A's more than we know
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
The Angels seem to be over .500
It’s raining for Detroit too. See what I’m getting at? :-(
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Not to sound heartless
But I doubt it. They got shut out by a lefty on opening night. The precedence was set before the death of Adenhart.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
No, they just had A LOT of
"if"s and a lot of those ifs failed really quickly.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Were they "Ifs"
or “Whens”?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Probably whens,
and I’m sure they/he expected some when, but not all the whens had to come back “Right Now.”
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No, but what was known at the time
was that Sweeney did not have CF speed or instincts and that there was no backup in the system for 3B or 2B.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
See, I thought I had factored in all the "ifs" into my calculus.
I didn’t expect big contributions from Chavez and Nomar. I assumed a regression for Sweeney and I expected Cahill, Anderson and Buck to be about average.
But I don’t think anyone expected Giambi, Holliday, and Cabrera to slump this badly. I thought that even if our ifs went wrong, we would still be okay. I guess I just didn’t realize the extent of our ifs.
I don't fault the A's at all for Holliday's problems
They had every right to expect he’d be around .280/.380/.480 right now. I fault the A’s a LOT for the problems they face, organizationally, right now at 3B, SS, and CF.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
at a time like this
we need a little keyboard cat:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8EOY6F1cxc&feature=related
Bob Geren doesn't care about Dan Giese
“Get out there, Giese! Your long-term health in this game is no worry of mine.”
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
Finally something Bob Geren and I can agree on
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
"Looks like the rain has stopped!"
Oh good!
(barf)
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Well, that means we have another four innings to come back!
You’re here. We’ll win.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Hmm. Maybe we actually WILL win.
I hadn’t really considered that as a possibility.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
She hain't lost in well nigh a week now.
She’s our good luck charm. I’m sure the Tigers don’t wanna be out there.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions
or Granderson'll tear our hearts out.
One or the other.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweeney would have had it (on the second hop)
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Drink the Lithia Springs mineral water
Tasty
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
So, let's throw some timber on the fire!
Any word from Chavy’s MRI? Does he have a slipped disc? Does anyone give a crap?
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
Yes.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
No. Maybe. No.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Trainman beat you by about five innings.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
five days, more like
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
WHOA.
So that’s what a competent CF looks like.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I'm pretty sure just a week ago people were jizzing themselves over the two incredible catches that Sweeney made
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions
WHATEVER.
THAT was like THREE weeks ago.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I think folks know that I've never been on board with Sweeney
being a CFer. And the fact that the A’s feel otherwise, and believe he’ll be a power hitter, worries the heck out of me.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Who do you like as CF for the A's?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That's the problem
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
Carlos Gonzalez
I would have been ok with Street, Smith, Sweeney for Holliday.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Carlos Beltran
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Remember when we had him?
Good times.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Best 20 minutes of my life.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Didn't that three-way go the other way?
I thought we never had him.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I tend to get my three-ways confused
(Alcohol is usually involved.)
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
you expect consistency online?
Drink some more…it’ll all make sense
I WANT TO
but I can’t for another half an hour
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
What a truly pitiful performance
By just about everybody today. They should all have to walk back to the hotel, hopefully in the pouring rain.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
Sadly, we've seen a few of these games this year
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I think this one takes the cake
9 runs and 4 errors, plus a couple that aren’t errors but were horrible plays, in just 4 innings.
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
The games in Seattle still make baby Jebus cry
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
"Help! I've watched the A's play and I've been boared!!!!"
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Damn,
this guy might wanna go to some of those meetings. He drinks a lot, and apparently EVERYWHERE.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
First time seeing it on TV.
So good. But the Spanish version is a million times better.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Hilarious.
Nothing is funnier right now
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
It's so cute when you guys are
COMPLETELY DEAD FUCKING WRONG.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The Spanish version brought both Mrs doctorK and I to tears first time we saw it
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
I cried, for sure....couldn't stop laughing.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
I love the regular one.
Didn’t like the Spanish one at all.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
The funny thing about the Spanish one
is that it parodies the first one…pretty awesome.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Parody is only good if it is built around a core of artistic admiration.
Otherwise it’s just catty.
There’s no beauty in the Spanish version.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Honey, it's a JITB commercial.
Not art.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
The original one is art.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
You finally saw it!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
We weren't collectively making it up!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions
RALLY MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!!!!!
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
Mini-sirloin burgers!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
a perfect evening
mini-sirloin burgers with Salma
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions
Man I can't wait until next off season when we can pencil in a healthy Chavez at third base
.280/.385/.695 line prediction for here!
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
PLAYOFFS!
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you kiddin' me?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Okay, Lynn
NOW I’m experiencing Deja Vu.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Shit the bases are loaded and I didn't even notice.
This game is awesome.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
oh shit me neither
someone tell Geren!
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Another grand slam!
SO COOL!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
two grand slams in a night?
the A’s are so on sportcentre today!
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions
(I'm really over this game, get it all out!)
Hope they lose by 50.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Anything that gets Geren fired is a worthwhile loss
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
POtY
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Agreed.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
streaking
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm pretty sure that will get him locked up for life.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That wouldn't bother Geren
“I know I’m due to break out soon.”
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
He'd probably be just as effective managing from a cell.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
A match?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes, they are. That's the problem
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Que?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, I guess people in Detroit need something to cheer about
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
LOL @ this team.
They fucking suck. Plain and simple. Oh well.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
So....what were we talking about?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Boobies.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
whoa where did you come from!
And I fully expected you to pop in on the earlier conversation.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
which earlier conversation?
Believe it or not, I’ve put 2 coats of paint onto basically my entire living room and dining room since the first gamethread.
Fill me in. Be graphic.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Me too, which is probably a bad idea because I'm housesitting
I’m thinking I won’t be invited back.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Depends on the color.
See, I’m not sure about you, but most men I know see the world in what can basically be described as Windows Default.
PEACH. That’s a fucking fruit, not a color.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
What did you just call me?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
That's what non-anglophones say about orange.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
um
en francais, le couleur s’appelle “orange”, aussi
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, well, Italians anyway.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I don't know much italian?
but isn’t it arancia for both? or sometihng?
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes and no.
It’s sort of a long discussion.
Yes, they have the word and they use it. But conceptually it’s a fruity shade, like we use “plum” or “peach”. Most hues we think of as varieties of orange they think of as varieties of red or yellow.
Color modulation is a really interesting topic in linguistics/cognitive sciences. Some very strange things if you go back in history, like classical Greek, for instance.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I love linguistics.
I could get lost in linguistics.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Cunning....
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Caveat
I guess I should note I’m familiar with Italian literature from 150 to 500 years ago, not contemporary. Could be more a time issue than a language issue. There’s color modulation across history even within English.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That's my favorite quote of all time.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Hahaha...I'm housesitting too...should try that.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
AND
you’ve apparently broken into the beers.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
No, I HATE beer.
Really…rather drink water. Which I am. Of all nights. Grrrrr.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
You should just drink the beer.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously I can't believe you survived tonight without any booze.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
me neither!
But the recap looks great…and not drunk!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Elephants are bigger in person!
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
These guys are shitty.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions
I guess this evens out Tuesday's run differential...
…and then some.
So our infield each got in on the error party? Awful.
Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog
I love that bit of commentary
“The A’s did not get the double play they were looking for”
er, no. not exactly
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions
That my friend, is what we like to call INSIGHT.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Tell me more of this thing you call 'baseball'
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Stafford making a difference already
in the Detroit offense
Like I said, screw this game.
We were having more fun during the rain delay.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Let's pretend it's not on.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Yippie Kie Yay!
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
You read my mind
I almost never turn an A’s game off, but I’m watching the Giants game and chatting with y’all. Let me know when a position player pitches – I’d watch that.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Yay!
And Buck at 3B!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Buck Rogers
Buck Naked
Buck Henry
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
and that would be a smart thing to do
Oh wait… Geren is running the show.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
It's not that smart when the player is already out of the game
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Oh yeah, I forgot about the nacho runs.
… Buck for pitcher!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Haha...nacho runs. Awesome
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
By "it" do you mean...
The game?
Her shirt?
Hot pants?
SPECIFICS PLZ.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Way out west...
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm kind of an acquired taste.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
Fisticuffs.
Seriously.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
The story's told.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
to repeat
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
about a bunch of cowboys.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Tiny and bold!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Tiny and bold!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm literally going to fucking stab somebody.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Please do it to a Red Sox fan
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
Whoever's closest.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Not needed.
Once I stab somebody I feel much better.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Maybe you could even join in with us!
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
You guys are stabbing people too?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
while singing.
Way out west….
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
An artist tried to stab me the other day,
but he couldn’t draw blood.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
that's very good.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
D:
That would’ve been much better if it was the other way around and the Tigers gave up the slam.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions
Epic failure in progress by Texas Rangers
Go ahead run at plate for slegnA
I say we pick up Chavy's team option for 2011
And since Bobby Crosby has proven his mettle as a super utility man, sign him to a lucrative 5 year contract. And then maybe we can reanimate Frank Thomas because as Billy said, “We’re getting the band back to together < grin >”
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
The Menudo reunion tour.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Ferrante & Teicher?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Animatronics is the way forward.
possibly with Chavez, the only way forward
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I guess this is the end of our positive run differential, huh?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Tim Lincecum is incredible
And he’s rockin’ the hockey hair, so that’s another plus in my book
As for the A’s, hey, at least they won’t be shutout tonight – yeah?
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions
Could you be specific?
Unless you yell “HANNAHAN!” when Randy Winn bounces to second.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I think that's his cry at a moment of passion
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
So that's two-and-a-half bad?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
They get better.
Speaking of, when I was in college, they had this piss water that may have been leftover coolant from a reactor tank called Wisconsin Club—by FAR the worst beer I’ve ever had. It’s was $3.50 for a full 24 case of them. In bottles.
We bought two cases of “good” stuff and our first four or five were these. Everything after was Wisconsin’s Finest.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
We just drank cheap cider
Three litres for a GBP1.99
that, or Chekov vodka / windowcleaner
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
We drank 9.99/L Popov vodka from Albertson's.
Disinfectant, for sure.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Sheeeiit,
I used to drink that warm for breakfast.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I suspect there's a big factory somewhere making Clean Grain Liquor
and they just have a comedy Russian name generator to put on the labels.
Today, we make Pravda!
in vino veritas
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
v vodke pravda
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Dude,
I have drank a lot in my life. I mean, a lot. I’ve never tasted anything as vile as Wisconsin Club.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I had vodka from Mexico, made from an agave plant.
it tasted like dirt. Dirty dirt, if that makes sense
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It's not actually dirt. It's Sammy Hagar flavoring.
by LoneStranger on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
like actual Sammy Hagar?
Like this booze needs more Hagar, get in the vat, Sammy?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
and he has female "handlers"
that make sure it keeps coming
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Mas Tequila baby!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
You seem like you're already started
and just change into unlimited higher gears
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
We got a ton of Chinese beer in HS for about the same price
that was completely awful. We traded freshman 6 pack for 6 pack of their good beer passing it off as a novelty.
I love Japanese beer but not sure the Chinese shouldn’t just stick to food.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Mrs doctorK is making me watch Dr Phil
And I’ve never been more in love with her.
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
Kids who smoke candy and snort powdered drink mixes
I am not making this up.
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
Dr Phil isn't a girl, dude.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Wednesday, Poochini sat on the remote control
and changed the channel from the baseball game to “Dr. Phil.” That dog has strange taste.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I got the date night over early and came home to this pathetic game.
Why couldn’t it have just been over in 3 hours?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
The date?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Not sure what to call it after 2 years??
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You had a 2 year date?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Most would call it marriage.
Ooooo… mini-sirloin burgers. Herdin cows the size of SCHNAUZERS…
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
(but they're cattle)
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
YIPPIE KAYAY MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Radio, anyway.
It’s restarted five times.
by LoneStranger on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
We need a guy name Grandslamerson.
And a pitcher named Striker to compliment Outman.
by GoldenStateGuerrero on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions
Just as long they don't get a guy named "Balk"
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of, Vinnie Chulk got sent down by Cleveland
“Choke+Balk”= Chulk
"Wag More
Bark Less"
bumpersticker sighted in Berkeley, CA
by One won lost won on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
A's are minus a LH reliever.
Yes, ‘cause he’d save this game.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Because a LH reliever is all they're lacking
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Because they're the A's.
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Because we're fun.
And the game thread is about you-know-what.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh my
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
not with Giambi in the three hole
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
But even when it's bad
it’s good
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Speak for yourself.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Anything is better than painting
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Depends on who... um.. what you're painting.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I totally want a painting of my wife
as long as it’s the kind of painting that U.S. had in ‘The Toy.’
by LoneStranger on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
U-ass
U kinky little devil, you.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure you think you do.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I think I don't speak to any
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
(with less scoring when you want it)
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
NOW we're talking.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Haha, you didn't scoll up
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
scroll
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You're so unsubtle, Lynnzgal
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I thought that was her ....
OK, nevermind.
The shrimp was awesome
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
No, what exactly is it about?
I’m getting a little buzzed.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
The hokey-pokey?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Mott?
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
ZOMG!!
Texas won! That’s a brutal loss! Not like ours.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
The Kane County Cougars were winning the last time I checked
I’m exctied about 2013
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
New AN slogan
2013: The return of the A’s!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I just refreshed and saw that Cindi hijacked my thread.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Yeah, I talked to her about that
(while she was text-messaging Jared and Facebooking with Mindi).
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Jared was the name of my sign monkey
who walked out on me after five years on Tuesday.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
You're a deaf primate?
That explains a lot.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
no I'm human,
but my translator was a monkey.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah, that makes total sense
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I toured a local outdoor sign company
Those new LED screens are unbelievable and I love how you can change out each pixel so easily. Surprised they haven’t changed code on those signs due to brightness and people operating vehicles. Oooo LOOK at the bright lights!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions
There is/was serious debate about it in CA.
I think the lobbyists won, but it was hotly contested. And CA will lead the way, one way or the other on that.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The one at the Bay Bridge approach is SUPER distracting.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Why, is it porn?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Well at least then it would be useful.
It’s just super bright.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Speaking on behalf of all the men here,
we love that you think porn is useful.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Oh me. Oh my.
I do agree.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't watch it.
I just turn it on for the music.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
They are, without a doubt.
The ISA has sent me updates a couple times in the past week. I think the measure is dead. The sign industry won.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I missed their show this year in Vegas
and have more money in my pocket :-)
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Yeah, me too.
But i’m not sure going to the ISA is anything I want to do. i’m not fond of the sign shop.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to go to SGIA too but it's the same stuff
EVERY year except more car wraps and digital printers.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I heard that they are debating hard for those signs nationwide
and trying to create a debate between the danger of cell phones vs. bright signage while driving. Guarantee cell phones easily win that battle of doom behind the wheel.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
The advantage that signs have is
there’s already legislation on the books against cell phones—in Florida, they still can talk directly on the phone. But there is legislation prohibiting that in CA and all…
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Which beings me to some baseless speculation about Mychael Urban
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
you know,
we could start making up nasty rumors about Geren…
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm sure he just thought 'fuck it, they're gonna call this one, pass the brown stuff'
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't think he's a junkie.
just drunk.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
haha, the liquid brown stuff
bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors. wait, you want me to drink you? but i can’t! oh, go on
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
One thing I've noticed about Livan Hernandez
is that he’s a really terrible pitcher.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
He gave up a 2-run single to O RLY-AH
Yeah, he sucks.
"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A
Ya know what
I’m going to turn off the Giants/Mets game. The ballpark looks gorgeous as the sun sets, Lincecum is dealing, the huge crowd appears to be having a blast…It’s breaking my green & gold heart because in the meantime, the struggling A’s are getting their asses kicked by the Tigers in rainy Motor City.
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions
I'm going on Sunday.
Pretty excited actually. It’s supposed to be amazing weather this weekend.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
For the bobblehead?
Some of my Giants friends are going. I think.
by GoldenStateGuerrero on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't really care about the bobblehead.
I already promised it to my Giant’s fan co-worker.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
We should have a new thread, I don't care.
It will be over soon enough and the recap is written already
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
you should post it now.
Throw everyone off.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be pretty funny
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Does anything really need to be said?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Ha, and boy will your face be red
after the 14-run rally in the 9th!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
This unfounded optimism
is really freaking me out.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
I put my shoes on to go outside and do some yardwork before it got dark.
Now it’s dark. And the yard still hasn’t been worked.
Why am I rolling around laughing right now?
My mom just put whip cream on Poochini’s nose as an experiment, watched him lick frantically for about 30 seconds and then said, “His tongue isn’t as long as I thought.” Two grand slams and 4 errors will do that to a person.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
HEY ITS PAM'S FAVORITE COMMERCIAL.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Everybody send her picture mail. NOW.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Why is Rajai Davis playing over Travis Buck?
Why should I care? I just need to focus my anger on one thing and at the moment, that is irritating me
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
The same reason why we are below
.500 the last 3 seasons
Bob Geren
and why we will be until he’s fired.
Focus it on those fucking stupid little hamburgers and that ridiculous ass commercial.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Way out west.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
The story's told,
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Well, that's all for me.
See you guys later.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
(scampers off to find a suitable knife)
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
bout some cowboys.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
tiny and bold
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
tiny and bold
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Uh, hello.
It’s a bunch of cowboys.
I can’t work with this guy. <throws diva fit>
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
He's only got three lines.
How hard is it to learn three fucking lines?!?
I’m through with this amateur hour. Call me when you get some real backup singers.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Ziggy in to pitch
Good game for him to regain his footing and form.
"Wag More
Bark Less"
bumpersticker sighted in Berkeley, CA
by One won lost won on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
I'd think maybe a game the a's were WINNING 13-1 would be better
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I contemplated that idea
but too much of a distance from what is here and now.
"Wag More
Bark Less"
bumpersticker sighted in Berkeley, CA
by One won lost won on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
I think Andrew Bailey should be pitching right now, right Geren?
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
I thought Zig needed work the other night
Glad to see him in
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
C'mon Zig!!!
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Ten minutes till the bus arrives to take me away from here
Will the A’s finish losing in time?
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions
you going back to prison?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
prison, hipster launch party with free liquor
mas o menos
seven minutes!
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, fuck you, nextbus.com
the bus just dissapeared. wtf???
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
you're going to a roof party with women and liquor.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
not on a roof
but if that’s what’s going to help you to sleep, then go ahead
It's never too soon to jump to conclusions
by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
No, it bothers me.
I want your life. But I don’t wanna like soccer.
…do I have to do both?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Some bird's roof?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Honey, yes, that happened a couple hours ago.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
TWSS
emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.
by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions
KK defending Cabrera on that play
LOL
Most of the team is awful at the moment
Ugh...that was ughly.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
I think the new "find the A's" ads are bad luck
The A’s really have disappeared.
by GoldenStateGuerrero on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions
hey, look on the bright side
the game’s almost over.
tomorrow is another game….they get to start at 0-0.
Okay I lied
I still have the Giants game on. It’s like I’m being pulled (pushed?) to the dark side. I bought a Giants shirt the other day, which is a first. I’ve never before considered going to AT&T park unless the A’s were playing, but now I find myself checking the SF schedule. I feel like I’m cheating on the A’s…I has guilt, HALP!
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions
Yuo should have guilt , you dirty effing traitor.
GO BURN THAT DAMN SHIRT RIGHT NOW.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm watching too...and we're not the only ones doing that tonight
but I haven’t bought any shirt…and I have an old Giants cap that I got for free on Cap Day at Candlestick.
(I also caught a ball at Candestick during a Giants-Mets game).
I watch them all the time...
rooting for the other team.
that really bothers me when fans like the Bay area team that is currently winning
Stop. Turn around. Go back to lovin’ the shittiness that is the Oakland A’s.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Are you Hank Kingsley?
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey now!
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Loved the Larry Sanders show and Ari was great before he was actually Ari
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
that's a great gif
thanks for the ‘intervention’
I feel better now. I won’t be going to any Giants game, unless the A’s are playing. As for the shirt, bad move I know. It was an impulse purchase prior to my new job at a company that supplies baseball uniforms & equipment. All my co-workers (even the boss) are diehard Giants fans. Bah
I'm a happy seal
by SwisherThresher on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Blame It on the Rain
Anyone game for a 2010 mock draft projection? I predict the A’s will select a polished right handed pitcher from < insert Southern California college here >
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
Can't go wrong with Cal State Fullerton.
Billy loves anyone from Cal State Fullerton.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I am sure the recap will be short
TTIAAARFSMC.
Please don’t ask me to elaborate except to say This Team Is An
TWS
Wait.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Thank you for ending, game. I knew you could do it.
These ain't your father's A's.
by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions
It's like the doctors office.
It’ll be quick, you won’t feel a thing.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
It's amazing you're not more popular with the ladiez.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Shit.
I missed a good thread tonight. I hate my business partners. And their Coronas. And the fact that LB slept with my wife.
I'm here to talk about the past.
She gave it up
for some min9i serloin burgers.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
she hates YOUR burger.
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Heads must roll! Pitchforks and torches! Doomsday! I'm the God of Hell FIre!
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
you're my ex-wife?
Define "succeed." --Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
So you're drunk too
Thought it was just me.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I really don't want to re-live all of these errors.
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
Wait, I thought it was
two points for a safety.??
At least we held them to two touchdowns. What was the over/under?
"Wag More
Bark Less"
bumpersticker sighted in Berkeley, CA
by One won lost won on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions
Sorry, didn't submit to Yahoo...oops
Recap up!
http://www.athleticsnation.com/
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Is there swearing? Please let there be swearing!!!
Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.
wait a minute.
You get Saag’s AND a discount on A’s tickets?
Reason #5,786…
Define "succeed." --Poppy

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