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Open Thread: Game 32 - A's at Tigers (cont)

The rain dances didn't work. The game is set to restart at 7:35 PST, with the A's on the wrong end of a massacre. It's 9-1 Detroit, going to the fifth.

I may have posted too soon; tarps have gone back on the field. You would have to think that Detroit would do everything in their power to get three more outs.  Stay tuned.

7:30 PM: Tarp on!
7:32 PM: Tarp off!
7:35 PM: baseballgirl confused.
7:37 PM: baseballgirl's hair declared a "disaster area" -Cindi

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Thank you

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 7:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

OK, bye.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 7:32 PM PDT reply actions  

New window popping goodness

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Who's there??

You’re not going to hurt me, are you?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

*waves*

A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.

a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ‘’WTF DO I GO!?’’ or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
-robert_d_wilfong

by cwhitman412 on May 15, 2009 7:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Game? No game? What's going on.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

game.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

sadness.

at the losing.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

i'm not positive I've ever heard

KK sound as ruffled as when Buaninator asked him to take a call with him.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

"Listen Buan, taking calls is not in my job description."

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Buan, I don't talk to the masses. That's your lowly job."

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad he said, "Sure, Robert Buan,"

because otherwise I might have been confused as to what Robert he was replying to.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

that WAS awesome, then, right?

I wasn’t the only one mesmerized by the awkwardness of that?

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Stupid Rain

I need Anderson’s stats gone from my fantasy team. Hate it.

A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.

a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ‘’WTF DO I GO!?’’ or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
-robert_d_wilfong

by cwhitman412 on May 15, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions  

per your request

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

They REALLY aren't bad.

2 ER in 4 IP.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

3 ER? Who knows.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's Already Gone

I traded him and Cahill yesterday.

A noob or n00b is someone that lacks intellegance or common sense, most people think that noob is a word used only in the online gaming world, but in reality it is becoming an ever popular word with teenage society.

a noob could be simply a level 100 running round shouting ‘’WTF DO I GO!?’’ or someone calling someone else a noob and then getting hit with a brick, anyone can call anyone a noob, but normally they are noobs themselves
-robert_d_wilfong

by cwhitman412 on May 15, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh...c'mon!

Just one rain delay.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I've actually never even seen that commercial on TV.

Just the YouTube links BBG kept sending me. Over and over.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

so you know the words.

You wanna play snooty “I don’t know the song” girl or do you wanna play awesome game-saving chant girl?

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Pressure!

I actually don’t know the words! the MGD commercial, that I can do.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

That don't win us jack shit, girliegirl.

We got about ten minutes here.

Go learn your lines.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tarp being taken off

Maybe Jackson will suck this inning.

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

The (weather) system is against us

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday's pretty funny with his kids.

“Nice, off the cameraman”. LOL.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

The kid has a nice swing

I think he took it from his Dad.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or, the 2008 version of his Dad.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like that horrible movie with Kirk Cameron & Dudley Moore

We need to get that potion so they can switch back.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

who knew that Kennedy would turn out to be one of our best acquisitions this year

"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."

by DyeLongJustice on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Mrs Holliday = I likey

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

And...here comes the Mariachi music

My work night is complete.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 7:41 PM PDT reply actions  

You have a mariachi band play you out, too?

I thought it was just me and Armando Galllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllaraga

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got Coronas and mariachi music?

…did he bring back sombreros?

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well my associates and every single employee

are kind of south of the border-ish

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait I like this song

He’s singing about how his wife slept with his brother. But he still loves her.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

nice

you have to bring a GIANT sign – i’m sure there’ll be plenty of seats over which to drape it.

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude

He slept with my wife and you’re talking about games?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

gotta move on, man

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

dude,

she’s obviously a whore.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

OKAY EVERYONE!

Let’s lose this ballgame!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Looks like an Oakland crowd in the stands tonight

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

This is surely the worst decision in baseball history!

What injustice

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Cunningham having the same trouble as last year

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

And so it begins.

High Priest in the Church of Jack Cust

by Erasr on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

frick, is this live? or highlights of the A's stricking out

it’s hard to tell

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

One out...YAY!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Three fastballs down the heart of the plate.

No contact made.

High Priest in the Church of Jack Cust

by Erasr on May 15, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions  

What would be most amusing of all

is if we turn it around and win in the second half of the game.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

This thread was a lot more fun when there was no baseball

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:45 PM PDT reply actions  

NO kidding

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

MIne is/was the worst cook ever.

We started eating out at restaurants when I was 12 and I’m still doing it to this day.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

back to the here and now

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

Screw this game.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

+1ing that would get me in all sorts of trouble.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that it's now a team effort.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like that too.

No comment to the rest

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

The A's are allergic to water

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha....awesome

But not Tigers.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

So the A's can't do more damage to a guy who seems to be featuring only a fastball?

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Meanwhile, Joe Nathan manages to give up three in the bottom of the 9th

to lose to the Yankees. This season really sucks ass.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Ouch.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really can't recall a season that was such a downer in every ayw

Starting with an exhilarating win followed hours later by the death of the opposing pitcher and culminating with this “yet again” truly embarrassing display of baseball.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one thing I was sure about was that

even if the A’s sputtered, they would clearly be in the race for a long time (because the rest of the division had so many problems). It’s May 15th and I truly don’t feel the A’s are in it anymore.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's not what the judge said,

and my probation officer agreed with him.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Crap - that's even worse than hopeless

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hoeless?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like Salt Lake City?

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wonder if the Adenhart death really did affect the A's more than we know

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Angels seem to be over .500

It’s raining for Detroit too. See what I’m getting at? :-(

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not to sound heartless

But I doubt it. They got shut out by a lefty on opening night. The precedence was set before the death of Adenhart.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, they just had A LOT of

"if"s and a lot of those ifs failed really quickly.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were they "Ifs"

or “Whens”?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably whens,

and I’m sure they/he expected some when, but not all the whens had to come back “Right Now.”

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, but what was known at the time

was that Sweeney did not have CF speed or instincts and that there was no backup in the system for 3B or 2B.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

See, I thought I had factored in all the "ifs" into my calculus.

I didn’t expect big contributions from Chavez and Nomar. I assumed a regression for Sweeney and I expected Cahill, Anderson and Buck to be about average.

But I don’t think anyone expected Giambi, Holliday, and Cabrera to slump this badly. I thought that even if our ifs went wrong, we would still be okay. I guess I just didn’t realize the extent of our ifs.

by Rocktopus on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't fault the A's at all for Holliday's problems

They had every right to expect he’d be around .280/.380/.480 right now. I fault the A’s a LOT for the problems they face, organizationally, right now at 3B, SS, and CF.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Geren doesn't care about Dan Giese

“Get out there, Giese! Your long-term health in this game is no worry of mine.”

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Finally something Bob Geren and I can agree on

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Looks like the rain has stopped!"

Oh good!

(barf)

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm. Maybe we actually WILL win.

I hadn’t really considered that as a possibility.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

She hain't lost in well nigh a week now.

She’s our good luck charm. I’m sure the Tigers don’t wanna be out there.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeney would have had it (on the second hop)

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drink the Lithia Springs mineral water

Tasty

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

So, let's throw some timber on the fire!

Any word from Chavy’s MRI? Does he have a slipped disc? Does anyone give a crap?

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:53 PM PDT reply actions  

no.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Maybe. No.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Trainman beat you by about five innings.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

five days, more like

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHOA.

So that’s what a competent CF looks like.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

WHATEVER.

THAT was like THREE weeks ago.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think folks know that I've never been on board with Sweeney

being a CFer. And the fact that the A’s feel otherwise, and believe he’ll be a power hitter, worries the heck out of me.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who do you like as CF for the A's?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Gonzalez

I would have been ok with Street, Smith, Sweeney for Holliday.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Carlos Beltran

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember when we had him?

Good times.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Best 20 minutes of my life.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Didn't that three-way go the other way?

I thought we never had him.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I tend to get my three-ways confused

(Alcohol is usually involved.)

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you expect consistency online?

Drink some more…it’ll all make sense

by ohmangoAs on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I WANT TO

but I can’t for another half an hour

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a truly pitiful performance

By just about everybody today. They should all have to walk back to the hotel, hopefully in the pouring rain.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Sadly, we've seen a few of these games this year

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think this one takes the cake

9 runs and 4 errors, plus a couple that aren’t errors but were horrible plays, in just 4 innings.

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

The games in Seattle still make baby Jebus cry

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Help! I've watched the A's play and I've been boared!!!!"

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Damn,

this guy might wanna go to some of those meetings. He drinks a lot, and apparently EVERYWHERE.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG IT'S ON

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

First time seeing it on TV.

So good. But the Spanish version is a million times better.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hilarious.

Nothing is funnier right now

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe EVER.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's so cute when you guys are

COMPLETELY DEAD FUCKING WRONG.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We can't help being adorable.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Spanish version brought both Mrs doctorK and I to tears first time we saw it

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I almost died laughing.

For serious.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just watched it again.

So good.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I cried, for sure....couldn't stop laughing.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I puked.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love the regular one.

Didn’t like the Spanish one at all.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The funny thing about the Spanish one

is that it parodies the first one…pretty awesome.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Parody is only good if it is built around a core of artistic admiration.

Otherwise it’s just catty.

There’s no beauty in the Spanish version.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honey, it's a JITB commercial.

Not art.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

The original one is art.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

You finally saw it!!!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

We weren't collectively making it up!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, I did my MGD dance for it.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!!!!!

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

a perfect evening

mini-sirloin burgers with Salma

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Man I can't wait until next off season when we can pencil in a healthy Chavez at third base

.280/.385/.695 line prediction for here!

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

PLAYOFFS!

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, Lynn

NOW I’m experiencing Deja Vu.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shit the bases are loaded and I didn't even notice.

This game is awesome.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

oh shit me neither

someone tell Geren!

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

NO FUCKING WAY.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Another grand slam!

SO COOL!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

two grand slams in a night?

the A’s are so on sportcentre today!

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

(I'm really over this game, get it all out!)

Hope they lose by 50.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Anything that gets Geren fired is a worthwhile loss

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

POtY

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sleeping with Billy's daughter?

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

streaking

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure that will get him locked up for life.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That wouldn't bother Geren

“I know I’m due to break out soon.”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

He'd probably be just as effective managing from a cell.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

A match?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, they are. That's the problem

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Que?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, I guess people in Detroit need something to cheer about

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL @ this team.

They fucking suck. Plain and simple. Oh well.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

So....what were we talking about?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Boobies.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

whoa where did you come from!

And I fully expected you to pop in on the earlier conversation.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

which earlier conversation?

Believe it or not, I’ve put 2 coats of paint onto basically my entire living room and dining room since the first gamethread.

Fill me in. Be graphic.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too, which is probably a bad idea because I'm housesitting

I’m thinking I won’t be invited back.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on the color.

See, I’m not sure about you, but most men I know see the world in what can basically be described as Windows Default.

PEACH. That’s a fucking fruit, not a color.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

What did you just call me?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what non-anglophones say about orange.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

um

en francais, le couleur s’appelle “orange”, aussi

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, well, Italians anyway.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know much italian?

but isn’t it arancia for both? or sometihng?

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes and no.

It’s sort of a long discussion.

Yes, they have the word and they use it. But conceptually it’s a fruity shade, like we use “plum” or “peach”. Most hues we think of as varieties of orange they think of as varieties of red or yellow.

Color modulation is a really interesting topic in linguistics/cognitive sciences. Some very strange things if you go back in history, like classical Greek, for instance.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love linguistics.

I could get lost in linguistics.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cunning....

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know the coolest things.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Caveat

I guess I should note I’m familiar with Italian literature from 150 to 500 years ago, not contemporary. Could be more a time issue than a language issue. There’s color modulation across history even within English.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's my favorite quote of all time.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha...I'm housesitting too...should try that.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

AND

you’ve apparently broken into the beers.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I HATE beer.

Really…rather drink water. Which I am. Of all nights. Grrrrr.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously I can't believe you survived tonight without any booze.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

me neither!

But the recap looks great…and not drunk!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this evens out Tuesday's run differential...

…and then some.

So our infield each got in on the error party? Awful.

Last of the Ninth - Photography Site / jamesvenes.com - Blog

by Flashfire on May 15, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions  

yeah

what was I just saying? Now we’re back more where we belong

by jasonthea on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love that bit of commentary

“The A’s did not get the double play they were looking for”

er, no. not exactly

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

That my friend, is what we like to call INSIGHT.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tell me more of this thing you call 'baseball'

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like I said, screw this game.

We were having more fun during the rain delay.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's pretend it's not on.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mother farker

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

You read my mind

I almost never turn an A’s game off, but I’m watching the Giants game and chatting with y’all. Let me know when a position player pitches – I’d watch that.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

BOBBY CROSBY FOR PITCHER!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay!

And Buck at 3B!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck Rogers

Buck Naked

Buck Henry

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

and that would be a smart thing to do

Oh wait… Geren is running the show.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's not that smart when the player is already out of the game

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah, I forgot about the nacho runs.

… Buck for pitcher!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha...nacho runs. Awesome

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

By "it" do you mean...

The game?

Her shirt?

Hot pants?

SPECIFICS PLZ.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just started loving you.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fisticuffs.

Seriously.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

to repeat

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiny and bold!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tiny and bold!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm literally going to fucking stab somebody.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Please do it to a Red Sox fan

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoever's closest.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anger management, friend.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not needed.

Once I stab somebody I feel much better.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys are stabbing people too?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

while singing.

Way out west….

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

An artist tried to stab me the other day,

but he couldn’t draw blood.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

D:

That would’ve been much better if it was the other way around and the Tigers gave up the slam.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I say we pick up Chavy's team option for 2011

And since Bobby Crosby has proven his mettle as a super utility man, sign him to a lucrative 5 year contract. And then maybe we can reanimate Frank Thomas because as Billy said, “We’re getting the band back to together < grin >”

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 8:09 PM PDT reply actions  

The Menudo reunion tour.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Animatronics is the way forward.

possibly with Chavez, the only way forward

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess this is the end of our positive run differential, huh?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim Lincecum is incredible

And he’s rockin’ the hockey hair, so that’s another plus in my book

As for the A’s, hey, at least they won’t be shutout tonight – yeah?

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on May 15, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Could you be specific?

Unless you yell “HANNAHAN!” when Randy Winn bounces to second.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

These Coronas aren't half-bad

When you’ve had five.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

So that's two-and-a-half bad?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

stole my line, damnit.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

They get better.

Speaking of, when I was in college, they had this piss water that may have been leftover coolant from a reactor tank called Wisconsin Club—by FAR the worst beer I’ve ever had. It’s was $3.50 for a full 24 case of them. In bottles.

We bought two cases of “good” stuff and our first four or five were these. Everything after was Wisconsin’s Finest.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

We just drank cheap cider

Three litres for a GBP1.99

that, or Chekov vodka / windowcleaner

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

We drank 9.99/L Popov vodka from Albertson's.

Disinfectant, for sure.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sheeeiit,

I used to drink that warm for breakfast.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I suspect there's a big factory somewhere making Clean Grain Liquor

and they just have a comedy Russian name generator to put on the labels.

Today, we make Pravda!

in vino veritas

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

v vodke pravda

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dude,

I have drank a lot in my life. I mean, a lot. I’ve never tasted anything as vile as Wisconsin Club.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had vodka from Mexico, made from an agave plant.

it tasted like dirt. Dirty dirt, if that makes sense

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

We got a ton of Chinese beer in HS for about the same price

that was completely awful. We traded freshman 6 pack for 6 pack of their good beer passing it off as a novelty.

I love Japanese beer but not sure the Chinese shouldn’t just stick to food.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mrs doctorK is making me watch Dr Phil

And I’ve never been more in love with her.

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 8:14 PM PDT reply actions  

Dr Phil isn't a girl, dude.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

That’s low.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wednesday, Poochini sat on the remote control

and changed the channel from the baseball game to “Dr. Phil.” That dog has strange taste.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got the date night over early and came home to this pathetic game.

Why couldn’t it have just been over in 3 hours?

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

The date?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

You had a 2 year date?

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Most would call it marriage.

Ooooo… mini-sirloin burgers. Herdin cows the size of SCHNAUZERS…

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

(but they're cattle)

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

YIPPIE KAYAY MINI SIRLOIN BURGERS!

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need a guy name Grandslamerson.

And a pitcher named Striker to compliment Outman.

by GoldenStateGuerrero on May 15, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Just as long they don't get a guy named "Balk"

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

speaking of, Vinnie Chulk got sent down by Cleveland

“Choke+Balk”= Chulk

"Wag More
Bark Less"
bumpersticker sighted in Berkeley, CA

by One won lost won on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's are minus a LH reliever.

Yes, ‘cause he’d save this game.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Because a LH reliever is all they're lacking

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY AM I STILL WATCHING THIS CRAP

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Because they're the A's.

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because we're fun.

And the game thread is about you-know-what.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh my

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

But this game is terrible.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

And yet,

we have something to look forward to.

by lynnzgal on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

not with Giambi in the three hole

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

But even when it's bad

it’s good

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is just so not true.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speak for yourself.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Depends on who... um.. what you're painting.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I totally want a painting of my wife

as long as it’s the kind of painting that U.S. had in ‘The Toy.’

by LoneStranger on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I speak for all women.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure you think you do.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think I don't speak to any

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur.

And I’m a guy even.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THANK YOU

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

(with less scoring when you want it)

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

NOW we're talking.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Haha, you didn't scoll up

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

scroll

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

That water's really effing you up.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

How far?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're so unsubtle, Lynnzgal

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's her best quality.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought that was her ....

OK, nevermind.

The shrimp was awesome

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, what exactly is it about?

I’m getting a little buzzed.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mott?

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

...

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fetish?

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZOMG!!

Texas won! That’s a brutal loss! Not like ours.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

The Kane County Cougars were winning the last time I checked

I’m exctied about 2013

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

New AN slogan

2013: The return of the A’s!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just refreshed and saw that Cindi hijacked my thread.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, I talked to her about that

(while she was text-messaging Jared and Facebooking with Mindi).

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jared was the name of my sign monkey

who walked out on me after five years on Tuesday.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a deaf primate?

That explains a lot.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

no I'm human,

but my translator was a monkey.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah, that makes total sense

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I toured a local outdoor sign company

Those new LED screens are unbelievable and I love how you can change out each pixel so easily. Surprised they haven’t changed code on those signs due to brightness and people operating vehicles. Oooo LOOK at the bright lights!

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is/was serious debate about it in CA.

I think the lobbyists won, but it was hotly contested. And CA will lead the way, one way or the other on that.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

The one at the Bay Bridge approach is SUPER distracting.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why, is it porn?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well at least then it would be useful.

It’s just super bright.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Speaking on behalf of all the men here,

we love that you think porn is useful.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

agrd.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh me. Oh my.

I do agree.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't watch it.

I just turn it on for the music.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are, without a doubt.

The ISA has sent me updates a couple times in the past week. I think the measure is dead. The sign industry won.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

I missed their show this year in Vegas

and have more money in my pocket :-)

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, me too.

But i’m not sure going to the ISA is anything I want to do. i’m not fond of the sign shop.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

I used to go to SGIA too but it's the same stuff

EVERY year except more car wraps and digital printers.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I heard that they are debating hard for those signs nationwide

and trying to create a debate between the danger of cell phones vs. bright signage while driving. Guarantee cell phones easily win that battle of doom behind the wheel.

These ain't your father's A's.

by ohtobe21likehuston on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

The advantage that signs have is

there’s already legislation on the books against cell phones—in Florida, they still can talk directly on the phone. But there is legislation prohibiting that in CA and all…

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Which beings me to some baseless speculation about Mychael Urban

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know,

we could start making up nasty rumors about Geren…

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

haha, the liquid brown stuff

bourbon, brownest of the brown liquors. wait, you want me to drink you? but i can’t! oh, go on

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

One thing I've noticed about Livan Hernandez

is that he’s a really terrible pitcher.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

He gave up a 2-run single to O RLY-AH

Yeah, he sucks.

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya know what

I’m going to turn off the Giants/Mets game. The ballpark looks gorgeous as the sun sets, Lincecum is dealing, the huge crowd appears to be having a blast…It’s breaking my green & gold heart because in the meantime, the struggling A’s are getting their asses kicked by the Tigers in rainy Motor City.

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on May 15, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm going on Sunday.

Pretty excited actually. It’s supposed to be amazing weather this weekend.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

For the bobblehead?

Some of my Giants friends are going. I think.

by GoldenStateGuerrero on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't really care about the bobblehead.

I already promised it to my Giant’s fan co-worker.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sunday is a sellout

I was there last night…it was quite cold

by OaklandSi on May 15, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

TINY AND BOLD!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

mini-vacas!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

We should have a new thread, I don't care.

It will be over soon enough and the recap is written already

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:29 PM PDT reply actions  

you should post it now.

Throw everyone off.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

See how much you get right, BBG.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be pretty funny

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha, and boy will your face be red

after the 14-run rally in the 9th!

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This unfounded optimism

is really freaking me out.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why am I rolling around laughing right now?

My mom just put whip cream on Poochini’s nose as an experiment, watched him lick frantically for about 30 seconds and then said, “His tongue isn’t as long as I thought.” Two grand slams and 4 errors will do that to a person.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

HEY ITS PAM'S FAVORITE COMMERCIAL.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Everybody send her picture mail. NOW.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Rajai Davis playing over Travis Buck?

Why should I care? I just need to focus my anger on one thing and at the moment, that is irritating me

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The same reason why we are below

.500 the last 3 seasons

Bob Geren

and why we will be until he’s fired.

by Trainman on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Focus it on those fucking stupid little hamburgers and that ridiculous ass commercial.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

The story's told,

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, that's all for me.

See you guys later.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

(scampers off to find a suitable knife)

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

tiny and bold

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Uh, hello.

It’s a bunch of cowboys.

I can’t work with this guy. <throws diva fit>

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Cracking me up.

It’s art, Pam.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's only got three lines.

How hard is it to learn three fucking lines?!?

I’m through with this amateur hour. Call me when you get some real backup singers.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ziggy in to pitch

Good game for him to regain his footing and form.

"Wag More
Bark Less"
bumpersticker sighted in Berkeley, CA

by One won lost won on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

or not.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'd think maybe a game the a's were WINNING 13-1 would be better

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I contemplated that idea

but too much of a distance from what is here and now.

"Wag More
Bark Less"
bumpersticker sighted in Berkeley, CA

by One won lost won on May 15, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think Andrew Bailey should be pitching right now, right Geren?

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought Zig needed work the other night

Glad to see him in

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Zig!!!

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Ten minutes till the bus arrives to take me away from here

Will the A’s finish losing in time?

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

prison, hipster launch party with free liquor

mas o menos

seven minutes!

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, fuck you, nextbus.com

the bus just dissapeared. wtf???

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

not on a roof

but if that’s what’s going to help you to sleep, then go ahead

It's never too soon to jump to conclusions

by alea iacta est on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, it bothers me.

I want your life. But I don’t wanna like soccer.

…do I have to do both?

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some bird's roof?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honey, yes, that happened a couple hours ago.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

emperor nobody: "can ben copeland play third will the mcgwire throwback jersey be sponsored by balco labs i think i am having non-nerve-damage related chest pains well there’s holliday’s homer for may"
Clayton Tanner. I have nothing witty to add.

by walkoff baltimore chop on May 15, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWWAS

(WA = We All)

"Until Holiday comes around, I will refer to him as Coors Light." Ak_A

by doctorK on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

KK defending Cabrera on that play

LOL

Most of the team is awful at the moment

by Trainman on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ugh...that was ughly.

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

hey, look on the bright side

the game’s almost over.

tomorrow is another game….they get to start at 0-0.

by OaklandSi on May 15, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay I lied

I still have the Giants game on. It’s like I’m being pulled (pushed?) to the dark side. I bought a Giants shirt the other day, which is a first. I’ve never before considered going to AT&T park unless the A’s were playing, but now I find myself checking the SF schedule. I feel like I’m cheating on the A’s…I has guilt, HALP!

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on May 15, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yuo should have guilt , you dirty effing traitor.

GO BURN THAT DAMN SHIRT RIGHT NOW.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm watching too...and we're not the only ones doing that tonight

but I haven’t bought any shirt…and I have an old Giants cap that I got for free on Cap Day at Candlestick.

(I also caught a ball at Candestick during a Giants-Mets game).

by OaklandSi on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's a great gif

thanks for the ‘intervention’

I feel better now. I won’t be going to any Giants game, unless the A’s are playing. As for the shirt, bad move I know. It was an impulse purchase prior to my new job at a company that supplies baseball uniforms & equipment. All my co-workers (even the boss) are diehard Giants fans. Bah

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on May 15, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blame It on the Rain

Anyone game for a 2010 mock draft projection? I predict the A’s will select a polished right handed pitcher from < insert Southern California college here >

I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.

by franks a lot on May 15, 2009 8:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Can't go wrong with Cal State Fullerton.

Billy loves anyone from Cal State Fullerton.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am sure the recap will be short

TTIAAARFSMC.

Please don’t ask me to elaborate except to say This Team Is An

by Trainman on May 15, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

OH THANK GOD IT'S ALMOST OVER.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions  

TWS

Wait.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWS

Wait.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

well, now..

that wasn’t painful at all, wasit?

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank gawd

That wasn’t what she said.

by lynnzgal on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like the doctors office.

It’ll be quick, you won’t feel a thing.

"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."

by mikev on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's amazing you're not more popular with the ladiez.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

okay, BBG.

You’re free for the weekend.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Shit.

I missed a good thread tonight. I hate my business partners. And their Coronas. And the fact that LB slept with my wife.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 8:48 PM PDT reply actions  

She gave it up

for some min9i serloin burgers.

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was weird.

I saw a recap.

Then I didn’t.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on May 15, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

So you're drunk too

Thought it was just me.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on May 15, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really don't want to re-live all of these errors.

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait, I thought it was

two points for a safety.??
At least we held them to two touchdowns. What was the over/under?

"Wag More
Bark Less"
bumpersticker sighted in Berkeley, CA

by One won lost won on May 15, 2009 8:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Sorry, didn't submit to Yahoo...oops

Recap up!

http://www.athleticsnation.com/

"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

by baseballgirl on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Is there swearing? Please let there be swearing!!!

Nico: Okay. We have twelve hours to make a really big pickle.

by pam5981 on May 15, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

wait a minute.

You get Saag’s AND a discount on A’s tickets?

Reason #5,786…

Define "succeed." --Poppy

by Leopold Bloom on May 15, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

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