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Open Thread: A's at Giants

Eveland looking good. Or at least that's what  I heard.

1-1 after 6.

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Come on Oakland

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Roomy.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait for it...

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Eveland looked good.*

*When he threw strikes.

A’s with 2 on, nobody out.

The artist formerly known as HigherPie.

by vegAN ryAN on Apr 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

I thought he looked

great not throwing strikes.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Landon Powell in the game!

The artist formerly known as HigherPie.

by vegAN ryAN on Apr 3, 2009 8:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Zombies

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

Anyone played Left 4 Dead?

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to decide it it's worthy.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ian's got it,

let me ask.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

{feels inadequate for liking same things as 18 year-old}

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

My 16-yo

hates when I like what he likes.

Especially the girls.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Said he liked it but its time consuming.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

if you want to be fully prepared for the upcoming zombie apocalypse, it's worth playing.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do.

And I take my zombie plan quite seriously.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

surprisingly not-terrible recent zombie move: dawn of the dead remake

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reeallly?

I like zombie movies.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

blah

I broke out in hives from calamine lotion. What can I put on it to make it stop itching???

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Apr 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

reverse psychology.

It’ll freak your skin out. Trust me.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

It’s fool-proof.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kind of like

laughing to keep from crying.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

or puching yourself in the groin

when you stub your toe!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

why are you people so obsessed with groins?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

because many of us are

or were teenage boys

Do you know the way to San Jose?

by eastcoasta'sfan on Apr 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did that today!

Except the toe part!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

witches are easier to deal with than zombies.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

What about dude witches.

‘Cause I think that one’s a dude.

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really??

Then never mind.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

all you gotta do is punch them in the nose.

and they let go of you.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know

look past the flying monkees as friends, I could see myself with some like the Wicked One.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've got monkeys.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know mijo

But do they fly? Cause I have to draw the line there.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

They move

WAY too damn slow.

My god, there was almost monkeycide this morning. I was so angry at my monkeys.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

What happened?

I’m thinking of hiring some and I’d like to get some expert advice.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

The problem is

none of them will ever care nearly as much as you do. And it’s frustrating.

Even my really good monkey, who’s loyal in weird, strange ways, and can put his head down and fly through his monkeywork, is capable of being very lazy.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many

monkeys would you say you have to go through before finding that special one? The one that does something before you even ask it?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Those are rare monkeys, man.

The thing is you’ve got to evaluate the monkey properly. No monkey is perfect. My best monkey (the production monkey, not the design monkey) has faults, but his assets make up for it.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hear ya

My delivery monkey makes you think he’s not always there, but clients love him. I mean, just adore him.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

good with the bad.

when the bad becomes unbearable, then it’s time to get a new monkey.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've been there.

Had to get rid of one once. Broke my heart. But had to do it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just smother mine with a pillow.

bury them behind the sign shop. They’re better off that way.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah see

I need to start coming to you for advice before shit happens.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calamine lotion?

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gravy?

Small rocks?

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Calamine lotion.

The artist formerly known as HigherPie.

by vegAN ryAN on Apr 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dayum, Landon!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Rajai's an A!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

It's Ray's birthday and anniversary

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Congratulations, Ray.

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have Hannahan at 2B and Crosby at 3B?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:03 PM PDT reply actions  

HANNAHAN!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm confused, is this the DLD or the game thread?

Maybe I wandered into the wrong one, there seems to be very little baseball in this thread….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Apr 3, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Not too much

baseball on the field either. Unless you like defense.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

there's very little baseball being played

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

GMTA!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

(she does look good from behind)

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

quit it!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

k.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

That’s why I let her walk a step or two in front of me. Faked a limp. Well, you know what I mean.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

We hung in there longer than the Gnats TV crew

They pretty much stopped paying attention in the third inning.

by Englishmajor on Apr 3, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

It’s round?

The Ultimate Opportunist

by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 3, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

It came out when they removed his head.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

HANNAHAN!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's hilarious!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did it work?

I’m in DC with no MLB package. Need good PBP

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Denorfia's a closeted homosexual from the 40s?

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who isn't?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not from the 40s.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is that The Scarlet Pimpernel?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

demmed Scarlet Pimpernel!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

hiya, game thread

Scarlet Pimpernel is one of my favorite movies.

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

And books.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Book?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes, there is a book.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant what is a "book"?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, my favorite books are

Ulysses (duh), Austerlitz, The Moviegoer, Death in the Family, The Book of Laughter and Forgetting, (actually anything by Kundera),. The Waves….for starters.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi Stormtown!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN IT!

Round Table has a frickin’ MEATBALL PIZZA?!

That’s it. i’m loading the Honda up tonight.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yayyyy!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah the days before cholesterol.....

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you please bring me a new DVR?

I’ve resorted to watching LOST online.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not just renew Gameday Audio?

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be the easy solution.

At least to the A’s problem. Doesn’t help that I don’t have a TV or DVR.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's time for you to investigate the

morally-questionable world of torrents.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's only $14.95 for that Korachy goodness

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean gooiness.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

You realize I'll get no A's games on TV all of next week?

When normally, I’d get them all.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess I'm going to 4 games in Anaheim.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

yay!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Spend the $14.95.

It’s a long season, and quite worth it.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I got a room.

I know, I know.

Corner. The far corner.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Do you live in the woods? Go to a bar for games. Drink slowly if need be.

by Lovejoy on Apr 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a lot, whichever you prefer

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think they'd show the game in a lot.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drive in bar?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only in Texas.

and Ohio.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

How have I not

heard about this?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

There is no Round Table in DC

You guys are torturing me.

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:14 PM PDT reply actions  

You must have pizza in DC that's fairly decent

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's all grease.

Big huge slices, but the grease is overwhelming.
Any changes to the lineup yet?

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Forget the lineup

Tell me more about the grease. I must know about the grease!!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

mmm bacon

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

BACON!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Load up that Honda

big boy. I’ll meet you halfway.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

halfway's Texas.

It’s scary there, but they got good food.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

And Steph

will be there tomorrow!

She’s always wanted to meet you. Yes, I gush about you all the time.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

You guys scare me.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Come on now

It’s cute. Admit it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you'll laugh when you see the window dressings I put up in his house.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

And what kind of sheets?

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Some nice, basic sheets.

600 count thread, of course, but…simple’s better.

It looks cleaner, let’s you accent the angles of the room.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

so at Goodyear they had a "Cleveland dog"

Hot dog, a strip of bacon, barbecue sauce, cheddar cheese, diced onions.

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yummy!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Naughty.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

sometimes you don't get enough fat in your hot dogs alone

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

As far as hot dogs go,

everyone be damned. I’ve never had anything as delicious as a Hot Link from the Saag’s stand with the sausage and the peppers and the hot mustard and ketchup and the kraut.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

KETCHUP?!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

...I put ketchup on a hot dog.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not the Hot Links I hope

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. Just veggie dogs. Those are really the only kind of hot dogs I eat.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Except you?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh you poor, young fools

viddy well, brother, viddy well.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

You aren’t from Chicago are you?

by Lovejoy on Apr 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am from South Bend, Indiana.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

I left when I realized we could.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

brb arteries clogging.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chicago and South Bend are about 45 minutes apart.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ya the Louisiana Hot Link is my favorite as well

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

All this dog and bacon talk

is getting me awfully close to a CGV.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Go for it, I'll recommend it.

That should cancel out any flags

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, there's Athens..

And they did ok at Thermopylae

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hannahan, Pennington, Denorfia, Barton, Casilla, Wuertz

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Cliff and Daric!

Did he do the splits?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions  

changing his name again?

I know, let it go

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

steve holm!

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:17 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you notice his mother's name was Eve Holt?

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

That’s what they call him over on McCovey Chronicles.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thought we were hitting this year.

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

The defense sounds good too

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

what does bad defense sound like?

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ray making excuses

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck Fail

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions  

He tried anyway. It was a good idea.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't see or hear anything. I was just guessing.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

And like I say

You can’t blame a guy for trying.

Or is it you can blame a guy for trying? I always forget.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Two out, Wilson dealing.....you takes your chances

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

See?

I was right that other time!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

How was that out?

Not that they showed a replay.

by MobiusKlein on Apr 3, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gallagher walked Sandoval.

Seriously.

The artist formerly known as HigherPie.

by vegAN ryAN on Apr 3, 2009 9:29 PM PDT reply actions  

He can't make the team now.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or ever.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

wtf did gallagher just walk pablo sandoval...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Or Pablo Escobar?

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Killing Pablo...

Great book.

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't say I like the ear flaps

I know it’s cold and all, but it’s still a bad look.

by bear88 on Apr 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

are you talking about Gallagher's hair?

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like you.

You should be here more.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT WAS STRIKE 3!

Fucking ump was too busy watching the runner.

The artist formerly known as HigherPie.

by vegAN ryAN on Apr 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Landon!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions  

I love me some Powell!

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

And there's a lot to love!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is he in the hierarchy with

Ziegler, Gio and Sweeney?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

You forgot Blevins.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes. Sorry.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Blevins is first.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hummm....

Blevins, Gio, Ziggy, Powell, Sweeney…

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ryan is so 2008?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yea....

but he came back with one sweet physiche. That boy is all legs too.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We share a deep, unjustified love for the strawman.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I do heart him. A lot.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me too. With no real good reason as to why.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Long and lanky.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like blonde and wavy though.

ala T-Buck.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Definite plus.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sweeney is nice to look at.

But not really my type. He doesn’t make me squel like the others.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo powell

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions  

About effin time, right?

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

BTW,

Leno and Letterman both suck tonight.

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:35 PM PDT reply actions  

tonight every night.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

As does Fallon

I miss Conan…

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ a lot

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

+ one googleplex

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I never understood the attraction of Fallon.

He seems really insipid.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

He was NBC's 35millionth choice

after the first 34,999,999 candidates rejected

by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Innings or bases?

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a draw?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Who are you?

Me?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're replying to yourself

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Reading this thread is much better than the game.

Extra innings!

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Do the recap

And I’ll give you $10.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

where the heck you been?

You need to be here more too.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am always here?

Maybe.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Louis, are you God?

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Big Brother

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

I doubt both.

I am the oldest of five, so to my younger siblings, I am big brother.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, that's Ben.

He owns the sign shop.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did you help the humans find Earth?

"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons

by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Louis Gray facts are printed here:

I can not endorse most. http://friendfeed.com/rooms/louisgrayfacts

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Always root for Rajai to stick it to the Giants

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions  

or the Giants outfielders to stick it to themselves

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sounds painful

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HANNAHAN!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

The Giants fear the Jack

Better to walk him than face his awesomeness.

by worldblee on Apr 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Bases loaded, nobody out!

This could give Marquez his recap, right here!

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 3, 2009 9:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Wait!!

I have to get dressed first.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't have to dress for a recap.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

But you said

Oh right, it’s the other way around.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, I just came in.

Can anyone give me a recap don’t want to read EVERYTHING! Plus it’s almost tomorrow here in Texas. :D

Bobby Crosby's hamstring: "F*** You, Bobby!"

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Apr 3, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, the most important thing is that Don and me will be in your living room on Tuesday.

Have some ribs ready.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll be dreaming of Leslie Howard and bacon

but I’ve only been here since the 8th

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zombies are gonna take over

Will you join our anti-zombie plans?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know,

it’s amazing anyone will ever speak to any of us.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I’m pretty surprised.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

you don't need to be dressed for a recap.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why would I be in a warehouse filled with zombies?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Does the

Cheese Captain have knowledge?! Inside knowledge?!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he does.

Queso, what do you know?!

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I'm not!

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

he knows where the zombies will launch their attack.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

He mentioned a warehouse.

It’s gotta be a warehouse somewhere.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's on the A's website here.

So, in Oakland? Or as far away from Oakland as possible?

Florida?

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, it's gotta be somewhere that no one thinks of.

Stockton, perhaps.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

But anyone could see that from their house.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

-_-

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

That it's a river in Egypt?

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hi, we're the A's! We can't score with the bases loaded!

Double play? seriously?

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Home to third DP

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Worst. Play. Ever.

The artist formerly known as HigherPie.

by vegAN ryAN on Apr 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

no
fenway. playoffs... but close.

by tmac on Apr 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

come on rajai...

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Davis

He’s fast, but he’s not a trustworthy baserunner. In fairness, it was a good fake.

by bear88 on Apr 3, 2009 9:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes!

Finally!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

We score! A's score!

Nice play, Giants. :)

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by louismg on Apr 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Jack!

Thanks Luis and Steve.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

HANNAHAN!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Why 9?

The batter swung at two of them?

by oblique on Apr 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

because I'm too drunk to type the 8

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I liked my theory better.

Or maybe I’m just jealous of your drunkenness.

by oblique on Apr 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

the truth is tawdry

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mostly I just think it's funny

that your comment actually prompted me to do the math. 4 for the walk, one for each base…

by oblique on Apr 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think we should have that

crocheted on a pillow.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

My mom can do that.

Probably tonight. While baking a pecan pie.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

bring a pie, don.

we’ll need it to procure ribs.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Done deal.

Her pies. I’d perform hideous acts for her pies.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What a coincidence

I’ve performed hideous acts and also ended up with herpies.

by oblique on Apr 3, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

another coincidence:

I’ve committed hideous acts for hair pies.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

slut

I like it!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should we go back to pies?

Will that help?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think we can meet at Liz's house.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nah, I'm quite a shy girl.

Bobby Crosby's hamstring: "F*** You, Bobby!"

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Apr 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

All we really want is ribs.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

(zombies)

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hummm

that’s what the non-shy girls always say.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I mean it.

Bobby Crosby's hamstring: "F*** You, Bobby!"

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Apr 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

All we really want is ribs.

Truly.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's what they all say.

Bobby Crosby's hamstring: "F*** You, Bobby!"

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Apr 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well I mean it.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Actually

the only place I’m going is to write a recap.

{adjusts halo}

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay

Bobby Crosby's hamstring: "F*** You, Bobby!"

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Apr 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ditto

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doc said it

was just a cold sore!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure which is more pathetic

The fact that the Giants just gave up a run on two consecutive wild pitches, or the fact that this, apparently, is the only way the A’s can score…

by oblique on Apr 3, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Right?

And they had trouble doing that!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think they can do it again

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

The latter

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

This sequence

isn’t a great advertisement for Bay Area baseball.

Then again, a lot of these guys either won’t be on their respective teams or will be on the bench anyway.

by bear88 on Apr 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Perdomo

is pitching himself off the team.

by bear88 on Apr 3, 2009 9:49 PM PDT reply actions  

domo origato, Mr perdomo?

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sure

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Should he have thrown underhand instead?

I think that would have had better success.

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by louismg on Apr 3, 2009 9:50 PM PDT reply actions  

They're taking out Perdomo

WTF? Why mess with success. For us, I mean.

by worldblee on Apr 3, 2009 9:51 PM PDT reply actions  

They think we're the enemy.

Those meanies.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

rajai, perdomo: battle of the FAILs


A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

I'd see the Bee Gees.

Bobby Crosby's hamstring: "F*** You, Bobby!"

by LiZaRdReVoLuTiOn on Apr 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

CGV

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You know, y'all?

It’s gonna be a fun year here.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:53 PM PDT reply actions  

Word.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anything to make your exile enjoyable.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

you know, there are a couple other things you can do.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

pecan pie?

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

is that what you call it?

Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.

by stormtown on Apr 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Works every time.

Except on Wednesdays. Can’t figure it out.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heh, heh...

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You could send me some Old Chicago from Petaluma.

I’d settle for Round Table.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'll work on that.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Irony

So Friday Night Lights is pre-empted for this game.

I already saw the pre-empted episode in January on DirecTV.

But I might not see the A’s on Monday because of a dispute between Comcast and DirecTV.

Hmm.

by bear88 on Apr 3, 2009 9:54 PM PDT reply actions  

that's not fair.

bear88 should get all the A’s games. I protest to the universe.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lefties

Ziggy’s going to see a lot of them.

by bear88 on Apr 3, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions  

He's not afraid

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

no, that's Blevins.

Blevins fears nothing.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

he fears no boiling water.

cause he’s got ICE WATER pumping through those little girl arms of his!

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

The arms are fine. The legs need a little beefing up.

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

but...

how many lefties can team X have on the bench?

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

3?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

So why did he walk a righty?

If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban

by ZigFan31 on Apr 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Drama

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Figures

He retires two lefty hitters, then walks the righty.

And now, another lefty…

by bear88 on Apr 3, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions  

toldja.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

you did.

Wait, you didn’t!

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

go write a recap.

or don’t.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

great

Now I’m not sure what not to do.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's Win!

On the road!

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yayyyy!

We win!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Apr 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay!

We won.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I love how the prognosticators

Are all saying Ziggy won’t be able to replicate his success of last year. He’s looked just as good so far.

by worldblee on Apr 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Stupid prognosticators

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

So now what happens?

Oh, right.

I mean, oh, write.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 10:02 PM PDT reply actions  

the zombies were defeated tonight.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions  

yup.

they fear the wrath of Blevins.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

(shhh)

don’t blow his cover.

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

(gasp)

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

DID EVERYONE LEAVE?

THERE’S A RECAP UP!
WHY AM I YELLING??

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 3, 2009 10:40 PM PDT reply actions  

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