Open Thread: Spring Training Game 34 - A's vs. Giants
Well, let's see if we can't get a little revenge after last night's loss! The A's continue to tune-up the team (I would expect to see some of the bench players take their cracks at the Giants tonight) in what is the penultimate game of the Spring Training season. Dana Eveland will take on Randy Johnson in what should be a good match-up. Who are we kidding? Any A's baseball on TV looks pretty good right now!
Oakland
Davis, CF
Ellis, 2B
Cabrera, SS
Holliday, LF
Garciaparra, 1B
Crosby, 3B
Cust, DH
Buck, RF
Thigpen, C
San Francisco
Winn, RF
Renteria, SS
Lewis, LF
Molina, B, C
Sandoval, P 3B
Aurilia, 1B
Rowand, CF
Uribe, DH
Burriss, 2B
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Anyone watching MLB.tv games today?
The video quality on the new player is absolutely incredible. I hate to ever give MLB credit for anything, but they’ve really done a great job with this.
I’ll post lineups when they are announced.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
I was watching the Mets and Yankees games.
HD feed was amazing.
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
MY FIRST MATCH OF THE SEASON!!!!
And who’s throwing, but my favorite thrower on the whole team….medium-low hottie Dana Cleveland!!! I can’t wait to see what she’s done with her hair this year.
GO HOTTIES!!!!!!!
XOXOXOXXOXO,
Cindi.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I'm going to go into a corner and put on a distressed look.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 3, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Bad hair day?
:-(
-Cindi
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I hope rajai starts today
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
Lineups and Gameday Link
Oakland
Davis, CF
Ellis, 2B
Cabrera, SS
Holliday, LF
Garciaparra, 1B
Crosby, 3B
Cust, DH
Buck, RF
Thigpen, C
San Francisco
Winn, RF
Renteria, SS
Lewis, LF
Molina, B, C
Sandoval, P 3B
Aurilia, 1B
Rowand, CF
Uribe, DH
Burriss, 2B
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
Are the A's going to make Crosby just stand there
and not swing?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I was referring to the A's policies for their pitchers hitting
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I know.
And I’m referring to the fact that, at the very least, Bobby won’t see any sliders low and away tonight.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
Ah yes - just the HOF slider down and in
A much better strikeout choice!
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Sure
{swings wildly}
{misses}
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Cust sure keeps hitting low in the lineup.
I’m starting to get the idea that the A’s think of him as a 6-7 hole hitter. That’s odd.
"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico
Odd in a
“We like Cabrera in an OBP spot and Cust in an RBI spot…DOI!!!!!!!!” kind of way.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Or Cahill in the #2 spot.
You have good sinker. DO!!!!!!!!
"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico
That was "Doi" not "Do"
Just to clarify my nostalgic return to high school speak.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Randy Johnson looks hideous in black and orange
Of course, Randy Johnson would look hideous in anything other than a burka.
Thank goodness we now get to see the extremely handsome Dana Eveland
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I am.
So I’m just listening to it on KTRB. :(
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Help please.
I’ve got KTRB on the internet…its not the game! Is it different online???
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
I'm listening to it on KTRB right now
Though I’m on MLB audio…
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah...I'm on the KTRB website. Stanford women's basketball.
I think my GameDay Audio expired.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
I am not getting the game.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Same.
MLB.com isnt even showing a link to the game now.
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
yes. it's got me in some promo for premium
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions
Make sure you have Flash 10 and the NexDef plugin for the new player to work its best.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
But, yeah, I see that they still have the preview screen.
Lame.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
Yeah.
Not starting
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
Is this not on at all in Sac?
Doesn’t appear to be televised, and I can’t get it on XM. I wonder if it’s on our new local affiliate (LOL).
"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico
Costco has a case of Pyramid brews for $15.99 right now.
6 each of IPAs, Hefs, Snow Caps, and Apricots. Just sayin’.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
I'll try to go on Sunday
although i just got a fantastic cupcake carrier thing, so i think i’ll do some baking before Friday….maybe i should just take Friday off from work….
There's no crying in baseball!
A little nostalgia for our vanished advertisers
The company that bought out 5-A-Rent-A-Space finally took down the old sign on Cedar and the frontage road in Berkeley. I no longer drive by singing “Storage is for business….”
Are you ficed with transportation 2mro?
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Apr 3, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions
That's fiXed. Carp.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Apr 3, 2009 7:26 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll reply late -- I'll be away from the box for a while.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Apr 3, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get Pennington in for Ellis?
I demand an all Shortstop infield!!
got the rockies and m's on
here. Think it is a combo of M’s announcers and Rockies’ ones. Gotta decide whether to do EI on Comcast or do the mlbtv thing this year….soon.
alaska A residing in colorado. (for now)
So is Powell going to start the season on the DL or something?
When was the last time he played?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Yesterday
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 7:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I must have gone to bed before he came in for Zook
That’s good to hear.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
He played last night
Had a single and an almost single. Looked rusty behind the plate though.
Insert a generic
<he’s grounded> pun here.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 3, 2009 7:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, and mlb.com is no longer showing a link on their audio/video page to the A's game
which says to me that they’re the ones having tech problems with the game tonight. Other games are available (I checked, they work).
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Bait and Switch!
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
I'm on hold with their tech support
Could be a while
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 7:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha
Awesome. Im to lazy to call them out.
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
Me Too
Hang up so that I can have my call answered!
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM PDT up reply actions
NOMAH!!!!!!!
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
That's the crosby we all love
"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."-Bill Hicks
TWSS
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Bobby Crosby came to my school in the sixth grade and I received his autograph along with Robert Buan’s.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 3, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
I have Barry Zito, Adam Piatt, and Robert Buan all on the same ball.
$2. Anyone?
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
:: Looks around. ::
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 3, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Am I reading correctly that Monday's game is on ESPN?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
Might be.
But even if it isnt. Im pretty sure MLB Extra Innings gives a week free preview.
"Their Triple-A rotation, led by Trevor Cahill and Brett Anderson, could be better than some big-league rotations; Michael Ynoa is the best Latin American prospect of the decade; 2008 draftees Jemile Weeks and Rashun Dixon bring much-needed tools to an advanced group of hitters." - BaseballProspectus.com
RUNZ
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Just logged on. What’d I miss?
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 7:39 PM PDT reply actions
Part of me is sad and a part of me is happy. I hate the Bay Bridge Series for that reason.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Garciaparra doubled and a few batters later, Buck’s double allowed for him to score.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 3, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
There's no birthday party for me in here!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
Well where are your pants
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Hmmm.
I’ve got to play for my dinner, eh?
So be it!
{straps on hot pants, shakes money maker}
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:41 PM PDT up reply actions
In Bangkok, they throw the fifteenth one in for free!
(actually, I think that’s on the brochure…)
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
No, they throw in a free TIE Fighter.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey - Bengie Molina just got to 1B
Way to go, Bengie! Nice to see Croz remind everyone why Cabrera was signed. Cabrera gets Nomar over there, Cust gets a SF.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
you could say he's a swinger.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:44 PM PDT up reply actions
snooty princess.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
But you recognized 'em, right?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Yeah.
But I’m just sayin’ that, to read “swinger”, and for your mind to immediately go to the “wild and crazy guys” skit, you gotta be at least 35. Which is hella old.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
I should hang myself in the closet
before death comes to shake me from this mortal coil?
I am interested in your philosophies and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
There, you happy?

But the problem with the Vaughn reference is the possibility that being a swinger is cool. I think Sandoval is much more of a Festrunk — utterly clueless, wild, and crazy.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Oh, here's another

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
or...

"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions
TW..
Give me a minute to decide if it is worth it or not.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that's how you pitch to Sandoval
Garbage, garbage, garbage
Right. You try your hardest to walk him while the catcher can still catch the ball
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I wonder if he would even take an Intentional Walk
I bet he would try to take a swing at one if it got too close to the plate.
That’s nothing new.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 7:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, if I were starting a game with a new club in what might well be my last season, I would have washed my hair.
by Englishmajor on Apr 3, 2009 7:47 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
I may have a new tagline.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i have a question
wouldnt it be ideal to have one A’s announcer and one Giants announcer? So we dont have to hear about this young giants phenom who stroke out Manny ONCE!!!
Who do you have?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Not a good mental picture.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a picture that was painted in my head
So I must unleash it upon the rest of you.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 3, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Cheer up, Captain.
There’s always the Jarlsburg Flotilla next weekend.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
what could possibly remove that image burned into my retinas?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate you.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
don't screw up dana
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
I was on hold for 45 minutes with MLB.com tech support...
…waiting to find out what happened to the game.
I was told nothing of any interest. However, the person I spoke to seemed to think the game was between the Giants and the “Atlantics.” Glad to see Bud is springing for tip-top technical support!
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 3, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
That was a hearty laugh.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm a big Dickey Pearce fan.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
is the game on the radio?
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
maybe i should buy a radio then
because i can’t find an online stream either at 680 or 860.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Apr 3, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions
sacto
i get rivercats games, yay~!
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Apr 3, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Lewis singles
1-1, bases still loaded.
Miller laughs at Buck’s arm
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
"There's a Giant on every base."
I’m drinking a beer for every walk issued by the A’s tonight.
Who’s got the recap for me?
I'm here to talk about the past.
True story.
I went and saw the Sonoma County Crushers one night about a decade ago or so, and their promotion was if a certain player on the opposition struck out, then the beer was half price for the next fifteen minutes.
Dude struck out four times. The crowd chanted MVP the last time. And several people had several interesting things to yell.
“You’re my designated driver, number 24!”
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Ah yes, the beer batter!
I think mine struck out 3 times, and I actually considered not going for a beer the last time. For a second.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Sandoval grounds out
Eveland limits the damage to 1 run. 1-1 after 3.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
Well that could have been worse
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
dana throw your *blazing* fastball more often! and preferably in that imaginary box
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
Unfortunately he's an outside-the-box pitcher
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That movie came out after "Swingers"
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
No, that was his career.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Or did you think it was this?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Just a guess...
but nobody thought it was that
Kevin's chest hair does kinda resemble Elliot's though...
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I got me a Chrysler, it's as big as a whale!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I saw that like 35 years ago
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
And no it didn't.
A Fish Called Wanda was ’88. Swingers was ’96.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
That's "The Ice Storm", dude
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Cheer up, Vegan
There’s always the Stick-n-Seed Flotilla next weekend.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow.
I hadn’t considered all the ramifications of being a farmer until just now…
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
Well, the others and I have been talking.
And we all agree that it’s time you did.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
Does the fact
that I just got a Blackberry so I can watch Gameday Mobile while I’m out there help my case any?
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
honestly?
a little.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm getting the urge to
either listen to OCMS or sodomize Ned Beatty. Perhaps both.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Is good?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I dunno...
…how about that old classic, “Mt. Davis Breakdown”?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Since that's a Tarkovsky film...
…I’m assuming that that frame constitutes the entirety of its 250 minute running time, right?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Two old people in bed?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I've been reconciled to the Giants announcers
Our guys could never say “Bobby Crosby strikes out!” with a note of surprise like that.
She's en fuego tonight.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
GMTA!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
you obviously have been reading my mail.
Out of my mind, you!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
So now we know the one part of Crosby's "game" that A's fans still appreciate
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Don,
don’t go out driving tonight.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
You're so cute.
You’re really cute, you know that? Can I buy you a drink?
I'm here to talk about the past.
I would, sailor,
but I’m afraid you wouldn’t respect me in the morning.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a nude bar in Santa Rosa
right down the street from the El Rancho where the Raiders trained for many years. Or at least where El Rancho used to be. There’s a Costco there now.
Anyhow, the titty bar was named Everybody’s Talking. The girls that danced there were not what you’d call attractive. My buddy used to go there in the early afternoon and he and his buddy would chuck pennies at them.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Great story.
Was your buddy’s buddy Phil Villapiano? Sounds like something Phil would do.
I'm here to talk about the past.
No, but I was in county lockup one time with Phil.
Great guy. Handy with a shiv.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently Crosby bailed him out.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Eveland 58 pitches thru 4 with 33 strikes. How'd he walk so many guys?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
who is thigpen? (i'm serious)
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
Backup C we signed from the Blue Jays a week or two ago
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
So new they haven't pasted an A's cap...
…on his GameDay photo yet!
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
They're trying to dig out the Rivercats cap for that one
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Yancy.
Played WR with the Steelers in the 90’s.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
a very good name.
not a bad WR either.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Not at all.
Is there anything better than peanuts and beer?
I said “peanuts”. You people are sick.
I'm here to talk about the past.
You weren't really serious
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions
lol, i was, i forgot about him.
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
I'm listening to the Brewers game
following this thread and watching some gameday feeds -
and I just want you guys to know that Kendall just crushed a HR off Billingsley.
Is this Bizarro world?
or perhaps opposite day?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Warriors up by 7 in the 2nd qtr against the Hornets...
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
Yeah, but the Hornets are on an 8-0 run.
The Warriors had to suit up a player just to avoid the forfeit. They have seven healthy bodies with seven unhealthy.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
that's kinda cool, tho.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I could have tickets for the game tonight,
but when I see those peeps freezing their tails off, I don’t regret turning them down.
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
I'd like to freeze there...
(sad panda)
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Me too
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:38 PM PDT up reply actions
70 pitches thru 5
Not bad
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate that ad.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Phew, can finally listen to the A's again
Had to (urp) listen to the Giants (blurch) in the car. Sorry, just threw up in my mouth again.
Where does KTRB not get reception?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
That's pretty bad, when they're using a Sacramento Cable station
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
According to GameDay, Matt Holliday...
Loves to face: Change Up
Hates to face: Change up
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions
Similarly, Nomar....
Loves to face: Four-seam
Hates to face: Four-seam
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
When Eveland faced Winn it had
Best pitch: Slider
Loves to face: Slider
Hates to face: Slider
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
And BoCro's Love/Hate pitch is the slider.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 3, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
More like
Hates it: Most of the time
Loves it: DINGERZ!
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Leopold Bloom
Loves to face: um, no comment.
Hates to face: Lack of no-comment
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
It has the same pitch for all hitters for some reason
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions
So....
not only do I not have the A’s on any sort of audio source, but I now have spent the last 2 hours on the phone with DTV only to find out they can’t fix my receiver/TV issues over the phone and they’ll have to send a service man out to take a look….on Tuesday…..the 14th!!!!!!! So no TV or any of the million shows on my DVR for 1.5 weeks!
Oh and my friend called me a half hour before we were suppose to me up for drinks to cancel on me because his lastest fling wanted to hang out tonight. WTF. NOT PLEASED!
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
There's always booze, ZigFan31. Booze will be your friend.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
And there's no blackout zone for booze...
…unless you live in a dry county.
by GreenNGoldSooner on Apr 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
And then you can make your own
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I've seen him about a dozen times.
The earliest was about ’85?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, then you can hang out with booze's feisty cousin, moonshine
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
A bottle of wine it is!
I can’t believe how quiet it is in here. No TV. No radio. UGH!
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Maybe you can read a book about the game?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions
The technical term for that is "Buancast"
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I do have Gameday on. Not the same. I need KK.
But how rude is my friend? We had plans to go out. He cancels 1/2 hour before because some girl he JUST met (only had 1 date) calls last minute to go out. Who does that????
AND he’s going out with her again on Sunday. Really??? He couldn’t wait? BOYS!
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
No, he couldn't.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
Clearly.
It so won’t last either. He’s Mr. Right Now.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
You gotta get in where you fit in,
gotta take your cuts while the games in play.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know
I’ve heard of people blacking out from booze before…
"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons
by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 3, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't remember ever doing that
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions
killing spree.
it’s the only answer.
Don’t think.
Just get the guns out.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
probably not the most appropriate suggestion today
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
Oh yeah.
I’m not appropriate. They can’t take me anywhere.
And….
…wait, xbox, did you just tell me I was inappropriate?!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm a model citizen
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
why do you guys post so many images, it makes the site harder to load for people with slow internet connections
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
I don't have any animations of people gettting hit in the nuts handy
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Hmm...Barney's movie had heart, but "Football in the Groin" had a football in the groin.

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
This was pretty good.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 3, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Where are we in the game, guys?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 3, 2009 8:46 PM PDT reply actions
We played a great first half with only seven guys.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 3, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Zombie plan.
Dude. I’m telling you.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions
Somebody better get the lasers ready in case of a zombie attack.
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 3, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions

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