Open Thread - A's at Giants (cont'd)
by 67MARQUEZ on Apr 2, 2009 9:25 PM PDT
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Is this our first 3 threader?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
seriously,
as i asked in the last room, when did game threads become sensory overloads?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
It is to me.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
roomy.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
Clap clap
clapclapclap
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Let the beatings begin!
(and the degrading too)
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
You pay extra for that in Bangkok
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Clap clap
clapclapclap
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I’m so glad the A’s worked all spring on pounding the strike zone.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
I like your thinking.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
It's a skill.
Practice makes perfect.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
Sandoval may be a great hitter, but he really sucks in the field
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
My picture just turned to B/W briefly
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
Your avatar is embarrassed by ouer pitching efforts?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
I cannot see the television,
but that is a frightening image.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
that made me laugh.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
no
it was only a chuckle.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
he's taking batting tips from Crosby?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, that's right. I forgot Hannahan sucked.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
That's about when he started to suck, yes
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
you're mean, I think
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
me or him?
I’m not sure there’s such a thing for me
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
HANNAHAN!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:33 PM PDT up reply actions
I sure hope Chavez stay healthy
after watching that
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
I'm going to bed a happy girl tonight.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
......
…..
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
It is an interesting name for a city
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
And it lives up to its name!
Bring some cash, and a healthy appetite for opium!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
We'll have to live vicariously through DCinWC
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bring your wallet!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
That sounds like it would hurt.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
You all degraded my comment.
But that’s ok.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
just be grateful you're not in Bangkok.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, if it is, it costs extra.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
I would probably like it.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
That would depend on who's it is.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Amen
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Which will be higher this season:
Sandoval’s batting average or fielding percentage? And who can we trade the Giants to get Sandoval as our DH?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Cust?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That would be a defensive upgrade for the Gnats
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
Who is the oldest guy on our roster?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Giambi?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Yes he's older than Giambi
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Springer for Sandoval.
Do it.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Damn.
I have a recap due soon and missed some of the game. Can’t I just say they scored a touchdown, and we scored a field goal?
I'm here to talk about the past.
No you have to reread the whole thread
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
That's in a half hour for me
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
It's OK I saw the game on TV
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Indeed
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
Ziggy ziggy ziggy
Can’t you see?
Somehow your sidearm hypnotize me.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:36 PM PDT up reply actions
I left for a while and I just tuned back in
What the f*** happened?
by likeiwouldtellyou on Apr 2, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions
CSNCA has gone B/W again
This happening to anyone else?
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
I donna think so.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
only after the meednight.
It’sa da humidity. Etsa making mea Italiano!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Must be the cable system in Sunnyvale
Seems like we have problems with the digital channels.
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
He may have to pitch 162 complete games for us.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
How many times has Pedroia polished that trophy?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 2, 2009 9:40 PM PDT reply actions
Is that a euphemism?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:41 PM PDT up reply actions
STOP WITH THE FUCKING STUPID PEDROIA COMMERCIAL
Jeeze, what an annoying asshole that guy is.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
I can't wait for the day when
there’s a “Please confirm that you are at least 18 years of age to continue to Athletics Nation” message on this site. Judging from this thread, it won’t be long.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
I can confirm that.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
(feels chastised)
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
now that one was hearty.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
You haven't been reading game threads long, have you?
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
DO. NOT. TOUCH.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Where's mikev?
He’ll do it.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Damn right. I have no shame.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
+1000
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
do they give discounts for the blind?
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Speaking of inflated, I have to go enjoy my other evening activity
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
wow
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
.....
(fails to come up with funnier response)
(falls into self-pity and deep self-loathing)
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
BoCro, low outside breaking ball, predictable result
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
Weird. Crosby struck out on a low and away breaking ball?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
67, there's your angle for the recap
“The unthinkable happened”. And then link to the boobies game from Role Models. Done.
I like your thinking
Especially when I’m drinking.
And this thread his sinking.
Am I Wonka?
I'm here to talk about the past.
more of an R-rated Dr. Suess.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Wonka was more completely insane.
But my judgment has changed quite a bit since seeing Tim Burton/Johnny Depp’s version.
BTW, Depp is the original, “I’m not gay or anything.” RAWR.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions
The Burton version was not NEARLY dark and twisted enough.
Huge disappointment, especially considering Nightmare Before Christmas.
Look, I’m just sayin… a GOOD dark remake was the video game American McGee’s Alice
Am I wrong?
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
Wow.
That does look cool, Mike. What system was it for?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a PC game actually.
Pretty kickass first person shooter back in its time (early 2000 I thnk)
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
OK, CSNCA officially sucks
Its been breaking up, changing colors, etc for the last three innings at least.
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
The lunatic is on the grass?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:49 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't tell
Are you calling me a lunatic? I mean, it’s cool. We’re friends.
I'm here to talk about the past.
You raise the blade.
You make the change.
You rearrange me til I’m sane.
You lock the door
And throw away the key.
There’s someone in my head, but it’s not me.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Really?
well, if I’m late, I got stuck making signs.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
I've NEVER been able to line it up!
You?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh totally.
The third roar of the MGM lion. It’s pretty awesome.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
well, in fairness,
it’s been a few years since I’ve tried, and I was pretty consistently in an altered state in those days, so my hand-eye coordination was prolly a little off…
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
That's no good.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Seriously, I wish I was on something
This would be an interesting trip in an altered state.
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
No, Florida NEEDS altering.
like a pair of slacks that run too tight in the crotch.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
man you crack me up!
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
no seriously.
this place licks balls.
and not in that good ball-licking way.
(oops, sorry, Ryan)
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I see you have come around.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Luke, join me and together
we will own this blog.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Whatever.
I’m not the one who dressed up like Princess Leia and insisted I dress as a wookie.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Or to anyone for that matter
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
A's K 12 times, Giants BB 7 times
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
Sandoval did have 2 errors, but the A's OF didn't look good.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Even Rajai - arc-routing a fly ball into a triple
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Seriously?
oof.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Ya that looked strange
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The weather was windy. The route was windy.
Words are fun.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
that could how the A's play this season
which stinks
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
7 BBs, 7 runs
Remember that, A’s young ’uns.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
And Springer
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
But I barely know her!
That one might get old around the 2,518th time.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
So 2,516 to go?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 2, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Babe Ruth had 2,518 career hits.
I don’t know what this means.
The artist formerly known as HigherPie.
Yeah, right,
and Grizzly Adams had a beard!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Call me crazy
But I feel like I bring out the best in you. You are on a roll tonight. Which is how I like you. On a sourdough roll.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Just as long as it's sourdough.
Which brings us to reason #4,675 that Florida sucks:
No sourdough.
(oh, and you’re crazy. but I’m not sure why you’re asking)
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
Def. sourdough.
I was just feeling a little normal lately, and needed to be reminded that I wasn’t. Thank you for reminding me just how crazy I am.
I feel like we should do our own Quizno commercial. Or has that already happened, and I didn’t realize it?
Oh well, it’s not like anyone is going to read any of these comments.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Sometimes I peruse old gamethreads
from pre-season games.
Though tonight definitely felt like regular season.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 11:00 PM PDT up reply actions
with provolone?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Mystery of the sucky cable picture solved
Our cable system in Sunnyvale – It’s Com-crap-tastic
"The glass is half full….and we are going to drown in it." - OptimistPrime
those commercials are disturbing.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
dude, the Quizno's one is disturbing as well.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Those were the best ever!
{looks up on youtube}
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Freakin awesome.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
That's almost too weird for me.
"I’m Joey Devine, I’m what Joba Chamberlain would be if he was good and nobody had ever heard of him."
But they got a pepper bar!
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
I think LB
and I had a different Quizno ad in mind. But I can’t speak for him. He doesn’t like that.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Which one are you referring to?
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
The one
with the talking oven that tells the sandwich maker to “put it in him” and then makes him talk in a sexy voice. Kind of makes one hungry and horny at the same time.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I don't remember that one,
but that’s a different type of disturbing.
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
It's fairly new actually
Can’t find the vid, but here’s a link to people crying over it.
I'm here to talk about the past.
I have a different complaint.
It’s something to do with the sexuality of it (and, in their complaining, they don’t mention the first part, where the oven asks him for a favor and he says, “I’m not doing that again—it burned.”—what are they, ignoant?), but it’s not the sexuality of it. Overt or even subtle sexuality in advertising doesn’t bother me, and I’m not homophobic, by any stretch. But there’s something creepy and wrong about it, in a dark way.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:50 PM PDT up reply actions
And
It’s the combination of sexuality and shame that seems to be going on. It’s subtle, but very there.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Er, your liking that commercial disturbing.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 3, 2009 8:41 AM PDT up reply actions
Not if said midget
is ashamed of his/her sexuality.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:56 PM PDT up reply actions
actually, that was grover.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:52 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm actually speechless.
And everyone knows how impossible that is.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Im still puzzled the A's haven't taken a chance on Mulder
I am sure they could of signed him to a minor league deal, if he sucked it up in Spring training he could have been optioned or cut loose
Is he shy?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Did he not get his big boy hair yet?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 2, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions
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