Open Thread: Game 4 - Seattle at A's (cont)
Despite going 0 for 4 with the bases loaded (yes, really), the A's broke through with two runs in the bottom of the sixth to inch closer. It's Seattle 5, A's 4, going to the seventh.
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these be some kind of clutch hitters
McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there
by streetisclosedin08 on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions
Guess not.
The A’s bring out the Wuertz of the bullpen.
I miss Salma
already.
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
The A's leave the bases loaded
Whaaaaat? When did this start? oh…what? you dont say?….ok nevermind then
Amnesiac....
Is that you>
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
What's up, Radiohead fan?
I saw them last year and it was better than I expected. Miley Cyrus hates them now and I’m cool with that.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
I also saw them last year.
One of the best shows of my life, to be sure.
He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.
It was much better than their last tour.
They really bought into the big, bright stage but it was not overkill.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions
brains?
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 9:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Seems like neither team wants to win today.
"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Sick play by Chavy and Nomar. Nice.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:13 PM PDT reply actions
Anderson only threw 84 pitches
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
That was a good scoop by Nomar.
Pickin machine!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."
That makes me think of Mike Napoli
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."
I guess I should credit him.
That’s Rev Halofan over at HH.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."
Which begs the question
why even consider spring numbers?
"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
What about Springer's numbers? Can we consider those?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
sorry was busy
considering salma’s numbers. lots of spring.
by cuppingmaster on Apr 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
Overrallying our rally
isn’t a good thing.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I need a place to lay my weary head.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Shh shh.
Just remember to be careful, he’s refurbished!
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Don't touch him or try to feed him hot salsa.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
we hope it's not
a sign of things to come.
by chillicothe20 on Apr 10, 2009 9:16 PM PDT up reply actions
He just had some shitty luck. He'll be fine.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
good for them
after what happened and all.
by chillicothe20 on Apr 10, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions
i can't believe i'm about to say this
but good for them
by EastVillageA on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I can't root for them but I feel for them.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to make a dirty joke but I can't
bring myself to do it.
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 10, 2009 9:21 PM PDT up reply actions
An interesting Shawn Kelley tidbit
I was working for the Vandy athletic department in 2007 and saw Kelley match David Price pitch for pitch in the first round of the NCAA regional in Nashville. The M’s have got a good arm and good kid in this one
are the A's going to hit a home run this year?
if so, I propose they get started this game. preferrably with runners on base.
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
watch
Crosby will get an at bat this weekend and rip one
by cuppingmaster on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
By definition of "rip one"
do you mean
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
It will be a bomb by cust
it will be long and it will be loud
but it will be without runners
by ElQuesoCapitan on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
how many teams can be 2-1
with NO homers?
by chillicothe20 on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Can you score a run for me?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:22 PM PDT reply actions
there's a lot of things
I would do for her
by cuppingmaster on Apr 10, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Beltre's throws look so effortless
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT reply actions
Kind of like our our hitting with the bases loaded
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Mychal Urban is married?
How does his wife deal with his drinking problem?
Zing.
"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
I would honestly vote my tag as the worst on AN.
I have nothing else to use.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT up reply actions
Just start quoting everything I say then.
"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
It needs a little work but I'll consider anything
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Really? I've never been to Alabama, myself
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
sal's wet burritos....
or Salma’s…..
"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer
I like how Rally Salma comes out..
and the A’s immediately get hits.
"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:25 PM PDT reply actions
Well... I mean, I'd hit it.
/arbitrary
He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.
I vote for now
to get started on the HR’s
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
I second that emotion
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
god
for a split second there, I expected to see Alan Embree warming up in the pen…
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
Wake up man!
It was all a bad dream.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, i should sit closer to the tv
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
This team reminds me a little of 89
The 89 team could never score with a lead off double. This team can’t score with the bases loaded. Sometimes weird things happen.
"...Butler going back...he can't make the catch! One run scores, Weiss scores, it's a double for Moore!" - Lon Simmons
by Mike Moore Batting Cleanup on Apr 10, 2009 9:26 PM PDT reply actions
14 now.
"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions
13
"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Giambi
has to be one of the top guys I’d want at the plate in a 3-2 count.
"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:28 PM PDT reply actions
he keeps fouling pitches off. figures he’ll get a hold of one sooner or later.
ken korach's voice is like peanut butter on velvet, not joe buck's.
Jason is wondering why he didn't hit that other pitch 450 feet
Welcome to old, Jason.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
yeah that first 3-2 pitch
was there for the clobbering
by EastVillageA on Apr 10, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
arg
"To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other." - Jack Handey
LOL
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
does it end in
teroids?
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Salma?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Only one that inning though
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Turbo Slider?
At college, we had a drink called a ‘Turbo Shandy’, which was lager, vodka, and smirnoff ice.
is that the idea?
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 9:33 PM PDT reply actions
Yuck
Shandy is supposed to be Schweppes bitter lemon & beer — and it’s really good. Beer + vodka + alcoholic soda thing sounds kinda gross.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
hence, a turbo shandy
i’m not saying it was nice, but, yknow.
it was potent.
thank god those days are behind me…
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
He's the next Kiko
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Kiko. Kiko.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Good to see Mike Sweeney not having any more success
with the M’s than he did for us last year. I like him, but he didn’t come through for us.
He had a long Frank Thomas-like single
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I like the multi-inning pen stints
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
Blevins debut!
That leaves Powell, Gallagher, and Outman I think
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
Actually, it is a bit odd that we've not seen Gallagher yet this season
He really is on the naughty step, isn’t he
"When a player tried to jump after a goalkeeper who has the ball, to prevent the enemy from turning, then he must also pay at a bank. So he received the card anyway."
by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 9:43 PM PDT up reply actions
For some reason I don't feel good
with Blevins coming in to pitch here against Jr.
"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton
He reminds me of Tommy Tune.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Good god, Eric. You just put a fear in me I haven't had since my ex told me she was two weeks late.
He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.
Hey, Jerry?
You know how, when you walk into the clubhouse after the game, there are all those tables there with food all over them?
That’s are for you and your teammates to eat. Please give it a try tonight.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Huston was in charge of bullpen snacks :-(
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Mariners broadcasters make me want to die
“Adrian Beltre makes that play ‘alllllllllllllll’ the time.”
I punched a baby.
[The reason] Giambi hurts a team defensively is that he has the range of a sedated sea turtle who is trapped on land under Joe Blanton, only not quite as good. -Nico
i wish i had a broadcast at all
i was lucky to find one last game.
by chillicothe20 on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
The opposing announcers always have to trash Chavez
in order to promote their own 3rd baseman. Did Crede ever get those gold gloves that Hawk is always saying he deserves?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Not my impression at all.
Since I moved here in 2004, whenever M’s and A’s play I’m listening to M’s announcers, and in my experience — up to and including this game — they give Chavez his due.
Two years ago they said Beltre and Chavez were two of several who were about equally qualified for the GG … and they were right. Last year they said Beltre deserved it more … and they were right.
But they don’t trash Chavez.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Maybe not the Mariners but a lot of them do.
I was just posting off Morgasm’s comment.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
just saw SC come back from 3-2 down to win 10-3...
… still at the ballpark, in fact.
the a’s can do it too. i believe.
"The hard... is what makes it great."
Jaymee DID NOT get a nose job in the offseason.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:41 PM PDT reply actions
3 appearances in 4 games for Bailey, right?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
William?
Returning to his domicile?
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions
We have the elephant and the Bailey but need a Barnum

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:44 PM PDT up reply actions
Where?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, his house is here.
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Right
" "?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL What choice would U Make?
Orlando Cabrera is 15 for 30 against King Felix
Bobby Crosby is 1 for 19
Ellis is 10 for 30
Just trying to build confidence since Felix is going against Outman.
So does this ump just not like calling strike threes?
"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Interesting, Shields pitching the ninth in save situation for the Angels
McGwire belongs in the Hall so put him there
by streetisclosedin08 on Apr 10, 2009 9:45 PM PDT reply actions
How about a HR this inning?
Who’s with me?
"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton
No :-(
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Pretty well. Lot of stuff snuck through the infield.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:47 PM PDT up reply actions
Very well, one bad inning with a lot of broken bat hits and one really bad pitch hit by Yuniesky for a bases-loaded double
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
poise.
didn’t crack when his d seemed to.
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Come on, Kuiper. It's night time at the Coli.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:48 PM PDT reply actions
That has not been a strike tonight
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Do you have the next slide(s)?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:50 PM PDT up reply actions
Trying to keep the faith
but even with all the baserunners, I think 2007-2008 tramatized me
Chicago. Where the Dead can Vote. Where the Voters of Tomorrow are found in the Obituaries of Today.
Night games in Oakland do not surrender many HR's
But Salma and Penelope do
I do not support Penelope.
She has done absolutely NOTHING for the A’s this year.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:52 PM PDT up reply actions
you know what they say
four is better than two
let penelope help with salma
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll give it a shot.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:56 PM PDT up reply actions
To whom?
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
It was a joke
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Apr 10, 2009 9:53 PM PDT up reply actions
offense rebuild #2
thomas
edmonds
durham
piazza
go do it beane!!
Maybe
Bernie Williams can come out of retirement too. And bring along Paul O’Neill
Roy Steele is the voice of God
by cuppingmaster on Apr 10, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Might need to be a 3 run bomb
if this runner from 3rd comes in

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WE LANDED ON THE MOON?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
One more W for Bailey, that is.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Yu bet you're out.
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:57 PM PDT reply actions
Why?
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT up reply actions

Chicago. Where the Dead can Vote. Where the Voters of Tomorrow are found in the Obituaries of Today.
height parameter fail
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
HORN BEATS BALL!
Green and Gold Lantern Corps
by oaklandSMASH on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Ride that Unicorn!!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
wow
that was something else
"When a player tried to jump after a goalkeeper who has the ball, to prevent the enemy from turning, then he must also pay at a bank. So he received the card anyway."
by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
I love you.
"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:58 PM PDT reply actions
Salma is jealous
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I think I just saw a halo over a Unicorn.
It was a magnificient vision!
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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:59 PM PDT reply actions
Sweet jumpin' unicorn!
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Hahaha
The massive influx of comments after that catch was almost as good as the catch
Not just athletes, Athletics.
Alright guys.. one more Rally Salma.
Let’s make it count.

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."
by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 10:00 PM PDT reply actions
Here we go...

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 10:01 PM PDT reply actions
Don't worry guys, the Bomb is being delivered!

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An outcome is coming
Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 10:03 PM PDT reply actions
Rallyphant

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Cust K's
on Ball 4
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That was definitely a strike
Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Too close to take. Fo sho.
He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.
Surprised he took that pitch. Give yourself a chance.
Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 10:04 PM PDT reply actions
Like KK said, Too close to take
Even if it was ball 4
ok I give up
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Don't give up man!
Your whole life is ahead of you.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
If Zook gets on, does Rajai PR?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I certainly hope so
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 10:05 PM PDT up reply actions
That was part of the recommended rehab by Larry Davis
Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that the mascot of the Daewoo Pissed Off Unicorns?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Did that kid in the stroller just roll himself to the game? Where are the parents?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Too little, too late
Okay, maybe not too little.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
Mark Ellis will keep us alive.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
Whoever
wanted that Ellis walk-off, it won’t happen but he can give us some bonus innings
Not just athletes, Athletics.
Ugh. c'mon AAAArdsma sucks.
"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."
Ugh. A loss.
It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver
by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 10:06 PM PDT reply actions
So every time I post in a game thread, we lose.
See you guys next year.
He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.
Rally Selma fails.
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
Rally Salma failed.
Maybe try Selma next time.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
Did Rally Salma fail
or did we fail Rally Salma?
The world may never know.
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by oaklandSMASH on Apr 10, 2009 10:18 PM PDT up reply actions
no, Rally Selma failed.
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Selma fails

“Smokers are jokers, smokers are jokers!” —Rod and Tod Flanders
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by oaklandSMASH on Apr 10, 2009 10:22 PM PDT up reply actions
its only Friday though...
how do you know? calm down and watch the games… im sure no one every thought we would win the series against the angels..
That will do it...
we should be 1-3 but ill take the 2-2 start so far. We need to start hitting when we have guys on base…
Yeah, leaving 14 runners on base is just absolutely terrible.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 10, 2009 10:07 PM PDT up reply actions
sucks
why the five runs in the one inning?
bases loaded with no salami?
sux
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It is rhetorical
do not answer
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by oaklandSMASH on Apr 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
you want me on that wall.
you need me on that wall.
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Hey Smash,
don’t stop til you get enough.
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Rock with you
or as the Pussycat Dolls say:
“Rok Wit Chu”
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by oaklandSMASH on Apr 10, 2009 10:34 PM PDT up reply actions
We had the bags full four times and we didn’t score on three of those four tries.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it too much to hope that
A) Felix has a shitty game and,
B) Outman pitches the opposite of last season for a game
Fingers and toes crossed
Hey, anything can happen.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 10, 2009 10:08 PM PDT up reply actions
I am hoping so
I will settle for Outman throwing a couple of scoreless innings to start.
Hopefully he lives up to his name
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by oaklandSMASH on Apr 10, 2009 10:17 PM PDT up reply actions
I'll go with
he is due to have a bad outing against the A’s.
Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?
by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions
sometimes you kill the zombies,
sometimes they’re waiting around the corner for you, and sneak up, using their silent glide power and devour your brain before you can even say, “Back off, brain-eaters!”
We’ll get those zombies tomorrow.
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
Shooty is in the house tonight.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 10, 2009 10:09 PM PDT reply actions
"God damn, I need some smack."
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 10:19 PM PDT up reply actions
I have a better picture of Salma but it is more revealing
How far are we allowed to go in posting them?
What is life if you don’t take risks?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 10, 2009 10:20 PM PDT up reply actions
If you get excommunicated
just come back as manTrain!
It sounds weird, but we’ll know it’s you.
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by oaklandSMASH on Apr 10, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I've pulled a man train before,
but that was before I stopped drinking.
ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 10:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Find a way, man!
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by Rated-R Superstar on Apr 10, 2009 10:31 PM PDT up reply actions
Listening to Brett Anderson on Xtra innings
Very impressed with him.
Said he made one bad pitch.
He’s going to win his fair share.
Go A’s
He didn't say
He’s going to win his fair share. I did.
He knows deep down he is though.

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