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Around SBN: 7 Important Questions About The Heat Vs. Celtics Series

Open Thread: Game 4 - Seattle at A's (cont)

Anderson had a great 1, 2, 3 inning to start his debut, but he had no luck in the second inning. Seattle put five on the board, thanks to a walk, a couple of bloop singles, and a smash to left. Rowland-Smith gave the A's a run (literally) in the first, and O-Cab showed he could get a run home from third; something that the other A's are struggling with. The A's have missed some big opportunities to score more, but it's still early. 

Going to the third, Seattle 5, A's 2.

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does tthis mean I have a following?

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

damn.

I was hoping for minions.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not zombie minions

I hope.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No no,

quite the opposite. I was hoping for minions to stockpile munitions, which kinda sounds like a conspiracy-theorist Dr. Suess.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh good.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

munitions to ward off zombies, mind you.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Even better.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fourth!

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT reply actions  

F A I L

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 7:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

In general, I'd be happy to have a Matt Holliday AB with the bases loaded instead of a Rafael Bettancourt AB with the bases loaded.

But not tonight.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Thank you. Channeling Nico.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baseball = Fail 7 times out of 10 and you are a HOF'er

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huuuuuuge inning for Anderson here.

Needs to put up a 0 if we have a shot in this one.

by OldhamA on Apr 10, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

thanks t1ts mcgee

now lets get some damn runs…RRS has been very hittable

by Asfan4ever723 on Apr 10, 2009 7:55 PM PDT reply actions  

Not happy with the Ellis AB

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1

The Unicorn gives me little hope these days and I hope that he proves me wrong.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

anderson must be nervous

throwing 95/96mph isnt normal for him

by Asfan4ever723 on Apr 10, 2009 7:56 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad our infield

doesn’t hate Nomar.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Fosse talking about Sweeney looking healthy

Yeah. The season is less than a week old.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

How I've missed Chavez at third. Even if his bat is still mediocre,

there’s just that reassuring feeling that it’s an out when the ball is hit to third. Much like when it’s hit to Ellis.

by OldhamA on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

No doubt

I’ve adjusted my expectations for him because of his D. I don’t think he’ll ever become the offensive player we all expected and I’m okay with that now.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop hitting it to third!

Chavvez’s arm isn’t connected very well

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 7:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Hi everyone

Stupid question:

What’s a “crooked number”?

by streetfan on Apr 10, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

A number other than 1

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Although 8 isn't really crooked, either.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

a number that isn't straight

Andy Bernard does not lose contests. He wins them. Or he quits them. Because they're unfair.

by BigTuna on Apr 10, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why?

Are you a cop?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 7:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

You got the stuff?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey. I asked you first.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's not a stupid question.

Don and me got into this very discussion a couple months ago.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

It is if you're doing it right

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

In baseball,

it’s when one team scores WAY more than the other.

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

What?

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm not feeling your definition

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Huh?

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Someday, I’ll learn all the slang :)

by streetfan on Apr 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

The Mariners are taking the long way.

Abusing Chavez’s shoulder so that come August, we’re starting Hannahan again.

by danmerqury on Apr 10, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

That 1-2 pitch was a strike

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Why must my family call me during the game?

I’m now 200 posts and three drinks behind.

Good rebound inning, Brett.

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 7:59 PM PDT reply actions  

They don't like you.

They wait until the game’s on before calling.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWSS

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We do love our quips and bons mots

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

bon mots are delicious.

Especially the ones with the peanut butter in the middle.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Simpler than that.

It’s just arm strength.

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Apr 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Good wheels and good lines, though.

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

It hasn't fallen off yet but don't underestimate what the A's

training staff can accomplish.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

stop hitting it to third!

Chavvez’s arm isn’t connected very well

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:00 PM PDT reply actions  

He has the goods on Larry Davis

and thus has the goods on Beane by the commutative property.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't that be the transitive property?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."

by iglew on Apr 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't know, I sucked at math

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Both California and Washington are

commutative-property states.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."

by iglew on Apr 10, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's an ass kisser or never challenges authority

Those types normally flourish in the A’s organization

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Anderson is going to be all kinds of awesome.

He’s made one bad pitch the whole game.

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Apr 10, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

O' Lay

SP?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Both defenses

seem to be having lots of trouble tonight!

by streetfan on Apr 10, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

TiVo FAIL

It just asked us to change channels from the A’s game, and both CableCards were busy. Turns out that TiVo Suggestions opted to… RECORD THE GIANTS GAME!!!

Die TiVo Die. :)

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 10, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions  

8{

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

scary Jennifer.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Snap

I was just about to post that.

Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday

by walkoff baltimore chop on Apr 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

>8~{

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't that the "I just ate at Applebee's" emoticon?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, I still love my TiVo.

But I’m on to it.

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Has R-S thrown 75 pitches yet?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

I think he just threw 75

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Apr 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

WHY

are Nomar’s batting gloves white and red…confuses me constantly

by yawedout21 on Apr 10, 2009 8:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Hold up let me turn down my Enya CD

I hate it when people do not accessorize correctly. Now back to my Sex in the City marathon.

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Apr 10, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry

something i notcie…i deserved that commetn though

by yawedout21 on Apr 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's decided to go with the talapia.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice choice on Good Friday

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jesus still loves him.

Based solely on his choice of entree.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

In fact, he didn't even order it

He just turned the basket of rolls into his entree.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

After all the seafood talk the other night...

decided on spicy shrimp tonight.

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I had filet-o-fish from McDonalds.

The Catholics were breaking sales records on that sandwich.

That sounds so good- spicy shrimp. Did you grill it?

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Boiled.

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think he's pitching to Croz

"-i never said half the things i said." --Yogi Berra

by Ovale Fan on Apr 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions   2 recs

That kid's future employment prospects....

are still better than Croz’s.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

QOTM

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I concur

Light up that post

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

It worked for Ollie in the Indiana H.S. State Championship

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett seems to have some love handles on him, there

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

i thought it was thurman murman?

HELMET: Sandurz, what's going on?
SANDURZ: It's Mega Maid. She's gone from suck to
blow!

by SoCalA'sFan on Apr 10, 2009 8:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Thurman Murman.

He made Santa a wooden pickle.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hungry and can't eat between meals tonight

but at midnight I’m having a Van Holten pickle. If you haven’t tried one you haven’t lived.

I love it when ya call me Big Papa

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

my exwife

used to call me big papa.

ooooh, better than last years. Yeah, that should be the standard that lineups are judged against. --xbhaskarx

by Leopold Bloom on Apr 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Obviously she was lying

hence… ex-wife.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

He bends to the left...

Is that normal?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Dr. J

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

1st K!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

So whenever someone says Outman...

My mind immediately turns to, a la 70’s batman theme:

nananananananananananananananana…. OUT MAN!

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

That was the '60s but you have to be really old like me know the difference

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

They had televisions in the 60’s? My head asplode.

He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ours was black and white

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

We had one of those as well. AM only.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

No idea why but the family used to stare at the radio.

How freaking stupid is that? They could have been getting so many things done but instead they were on the floor ruining their elbows.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Anderson looks pretty impressive

I take from the thread he gave up some cheap hits

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, he did

I just remembered I love Eric Chavez.

by Joey C. on Apr 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

One bad pitch to Betancourt

for a two-run double. Everything else is sawing off a bat or being hit on the entirely wrong part of it.

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Apr 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

anderson gave up one hit

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean the others were defense-related?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

bad luck, lots of broken bats

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Apr 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ah

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seriously. This guy has had some terrible luck tonight.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Take away that inning which was not that bad apart from one pitch

and he looks very, very impressive.

He belongs here for sure.

Way mature beyond his years.

by Trainman on Apr 10, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

i think i'm most impressed

by the way he took that inning on the chin, and has bounced back nicely

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Mark!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

2 PA, no AB for Cabrera so far

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:18 PM PDT reply actions  

he has one now...

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

He may be past his prime

but that was a major league hitter right there folks.

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by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Jason!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Oops I meant Yay Orlando of course!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Seattle TV announcer on Cabrera:

“… replaced long-time fan favorite Bobby Crosby”

Um, maybe “long-time ago fan favorite”….

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."

by iglew on Apr 10, 2009 8:19 PM PDT reply actions  

He didn't say favorite "what."

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clearly my posts need a wider audience

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Favorite whipping boy.

Forgot that part.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

That was fast.

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

don't often see that

Opposition pitcher coming out after 3 1/3, and yet three runs behind…

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

He's probably thrown over 80 pitches

And he isn’t really any good.

BTW, there was a story in the Philly Inquirer today about a high school pitcher who threw over 180 pitches in a CG win. I think the coach should be fired.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

That dude was not impressive

the scoreboard is really not doing us justice right now

by EastVillageA on Apr 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Tim, you're up! 6th pick!

Oh man, sweet! I select Chris Jagabou… Jakabisc… Jackabiscuits. Championshiiiiip!

He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."

by iglew on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

If Giambi hits a homerun

I will personally fly up to Oakland and buy him a mini-sirloin burger!

by Amnesiac on Apr 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

possibly a basket of them

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Note to colliseum stadium manager

stop playing Cher

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Gypsies Tramps and Thieves?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

that would be acceptable

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

but alas, it's not

it’s one of her late period vocoder dancy numbers.

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh. In that case it should be banned.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That is a good slogan for the A's

If I/WE could turn back time…

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded - again

We’re doomed!

More than just ANtics: http://www.louisgray.com/live/

by louismg on Apr 10, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I know. It's so obvious that we are playing into their hands.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, now the audio from the A's feed is about 3 seconds behind the video on mlbtv

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

More like Matt LOBiday... amiright?

cries

He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Holliday should stop doing that

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Why wouldn't Ellis be tagging?? Not saying he would have scored

but he was on the bag.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It confused me as well. I expected him halfway down the line.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gosh I hope we don't have another miserable year on the bags.

Hitting is tough to control but playing smart is not.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Rickey as baserunning coach

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We need Rickey period :-)

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might have thought the

2nd baseman was going to make the catch running away from the plate. He may have had a chance to tag up and score in that case.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

No. He was too far down the line and had to race back to the bag

giving him no chance to tag. Horrible timing.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

why the eff is gameday so far behind the play

did they not hire someone for that job i never got round to applying for?

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Endy covered some ground there

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

The A's never change

Sigh…

[The reason] Giambi hurts a team defensively is that he has the range of a sedated sea turtle who is trapped on land under Joe Blanton, only not quite as good. -Nico

by Morgasm on Apr 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

Well the names change, but the results stay the same.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well this is familiar.

"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 8:27 PM PDT reply actions  

We're making some really talentless pitchers look pretty effective here

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

It's getting annoying.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

lol wheres the offense

9 LOB

atleast we knew last yrs players were bad

by Asfan4ever723 on Apr 10, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

So my favorite drinking game

Is where I crush a beer for every man we leave on base. I’ll see you guys in the ER.

He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Heck. You should study trepanism instead.

Put some holes in your head rather than just dents.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I am intrigued by your ideas

and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Earlier, when I said

I like our players on base, I meant I like them to go past the bases and hit home, so we SCORE!
Take a note, thanks :)

by streetfan on Apr 10, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Just by looking at him....

you would think he’s impervious to pressure. He’s cracking me up.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay, we get King Felix tomorrow!!!

"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Ya this was the game we were supposed to win.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

princess felix

isnt all that. How many years has he sposed to be the next johan santana?

Hawbe bem bimmin'?

by Real5 on Apr 10, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope he postpones that at least one more week

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

"Princess" Felix has a 2.56 career ERA against the A's

So yes, he is all that. The only reason why he hasn’t won perennial Cy Youngs is because he hasn’t fully developed as a pitcher yet. The dude is only 22.

"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

Plus he's had some injuries, and he's played for bad teams in Seattle

Ridiculous that the baseball media pays more attention to Joba than Felix.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good point.

"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

please sir, take your reality somewhere else

we’ll have none of that round here

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm trying to figure out if

a 2.56 ERA against the A’s is good or bad.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

sorry, i know there are stats to prove he's good

i live in seattle so i get to hear too much of the felix hype. they call him king, he’s a division rival, so I don’t call him that. why would any a’s fan call him that? not trying to offend anyone.

Hawbe bem bimmin'?

by Real5 on Apr 10, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because he is in charge when our hitters face him

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't know

I could upset an a’s fan by making fun of a marinerd. sure I’ll say he’s the real deal when he puts up that near cy young season. i just don’t like the mariners, I like the a’s.

Hawbe bem bimmin'?

by Real5 on Apr 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't think you're upsetting anyone....

Although, if you do want to make fun of the mariners, I’d suggest coming up with better material than “marinerds”….

"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

frinstinance, the A's commercial just called them

‘the seamen from seattle’

in no way does that make me snigger

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doesn't "Marinerd" mean Deanna?

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."

by iglew on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm okay with it....

if a few of them score first.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mmm, yeah

Need more positive thinking… or wishing!

by streetfan on Apr 10, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

SWEET!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

I see how that might be an issue

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nothing worse than a powerless O

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is it just me or is Holliday not a good OF'er?

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys..

I know why the A’s have been leaving so many runners on:

No Rally Salma pics.

I’m sorry. I’ll try to be on the ball from now on

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Come up with something I haven't seen before

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is there anything you haven't seen before?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Of Salma?

Or someone else?

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Here is one from regular TV

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Yes.

He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

HELLO

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 8:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

She's still overdressed.

But getting better.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

See what Salma DOES??

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

RALLY SALMA

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

What? Were you saying something?

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT up reply actions  

Holy

Crap

"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

Suzuki's new gear

is blindingly yellow! It needs to get dirty I think.

by streetfan on Apr 10, 2009 8:49 PM PDT reply actions  

just flicked over to the giants game during ad break

it is absolutely pissing it down in San Diego.

And the Giants are 4-2 down.

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

Oh, crap. Now we're in trouble.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

I'm calling it

Giambi’s gonna hit one. I feel it. Please?

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

He goes 2-0 -- Giambi bomb

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Ok, 1-1

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Apr 10, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

*sigh*

Back in the day, Jason would crush that one.

"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Surprised Giambi beat that one out

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Exactly what I was thinking

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice hustle by G. Let's score a minimum of 1 here.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Let's score a minimum of 7 here

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

That would be unpossible

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Brett Anderson

Quaalude

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Brett Anderson's parents probably aren't old enough to have done quaaludes

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, 2-run, 3-base 50-foot dribbler between the mound and the 3B line time

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm sure no one keeps track

but we’d have to be close to the bottom of the league year after year when it comes to bringing in runners from third with less than 2 outs.

Well, I guess just bringin’ in runners, period.

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

YES!

I needed a team so I wouldn’t turn into one of the eighty million pink hat-wearing Bud Light-drinking mulleted idiots at Fenway.

by Vacafan on Apr 10, 2009 9:00 PM PDT reply actions  

Hell yeah!

Thanks again, Salma.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Seriously, a Salma posting should be a requirement everytime the A's are on base.

Even if it doesn’t work…..oh well!

"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

I support this statement

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Matt!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Good job

with the Rally SALMA :)

by streetfan on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Props. We have to stick together.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLLIDAY!!! Thank you!!!

"If I was any more warm and fuzzy I’d be lint." -grover

by baseballgirl on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

I am a

firm believer in Rally Salma.

He was drunk and exhausted, but he was critically acclaimed and respected.

by skinnyjohn on Apr 10, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Guys.

I’m not even watching the game. I’m watching Rally Salma.

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Just think if AN had a monitor on how many times we backed up the page

to get another peek.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm just impressed with how well VORP can type with one hand

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah well

What can I say? I’ve always been a multi-tasker.

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Scroll up?

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

see, would quite like Jack Cust to be up now

just saying

what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/

by alea iacta est on Apr 10, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

nope

first homerless team ever. Go

[The reason] Giambi hurts a team defensively is that he has the range of a sedated sea turtle who is trapped on land under Joe Blanton, only not quite as good. -Nico

by Morgasm on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

One would think...

…although they make a habit of singles.

"If I was any more warm and fuzzy I’d be lint." -grover

by baseballgirl on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

and BB's.

Been there. Done that.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't like Chavez diving on that shoulder

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Now that is what I call a sac fly!! Nomah is good.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Prediction:

Cust HR. Right now.

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Productive out.

I guess that’s good.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:04 PM PDT reply actions  

Only if you promise to clean up after him

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Apr 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMG! a productive out with runners in scoring position.

very interesting.

I switched Cabreras when your back was turned!

by Elvez on Apr 10, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

I wasn't sure what that looked like

"If I was any more warm and fuzzy I’d be lint." -grover

by baseballgirl on Apr 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Green light

do us proud cust

"If I was any more warm and fuzzy I’d be lint." -grover

by baseballgirl on Apr 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

Custian Theorem

Is proved again.

[The reason] Giambi hurts a team defensively is that he has the range of a sedated sea turtle who is trapped on land under Joe Blanton, only not quite as good. -Nico

by Morgasm on Apr 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

They seem to think it's them and not Salma

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Infidels.

"We were s--, pathetic," Guillen growled early in spring training. "We hit too many home runs."

by lenscrafters on Apr 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...Suzuki

"If I was any more warm and fuzzy I’d be lint." -grover

by baseballgirl on Apr 10, 2009 9:06 PM PDT reply actions  

just a hit

I don’t even care if its not a homer. Please – one measley hit with the sacks juiced. Please.

by EastVillageA on Apr 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Double injection

of Rally Salma

Let’s go.

"To this day and dating back 25 years, before every game he plays, Henderson stands completely naked in front of a full length locker room mirror and says, "Ricky’s the best," for several minutes."

by VORP is too nerdy on Apr 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Folks. This could be an exciting year to watch the A's.

This offense is very capable.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Mocking Cabrera?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

a) Drying their hands

b) Waving Sweeney home
c) Synchronized spasticity
d) None of the above

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

F A I L U R E

The inning is over and no pic.

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't freaking suzuki

leave the bases loaded twice the other night in Anaheim?

by EastVillageA on Apr 10, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Lesson learned:

One Salma at a time. The second one cancels the first out.

by danmerqury on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

The A's are averaging MORE than 2 LOB an inning

"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton

by vignette17 on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

That's hard to do

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Apr 10, 2009 9:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Goodbye Salma...

Urban: Hold on. That cougar in the corner is TOTALLY checking me out. Should I send her a mimosa? Do I slip the wedding ring off and hope she doesn't see the tan line, or is she old enough to not care?

by ohtobe21likehuston on Apr 10, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

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