DLD 3/31/09 Baseball is almost here! But until then . . .
It looks like we are dumpless so I guess I will post one.
From SFgate.com (or the paper if you still subscribe)
DirectTV and Comcast in a sword fight? Plus yesterday's player health News
"It's a bunch of saber rattling," one industry insider said.
Today's Devine News (Psst, it's not good)
Jeff Fletcher has been doing some rotation research
Basketball player with neon pink fingernails almost outscores entire opposing team
Some A's fans wish the Dodger's announcers did this yesterday
And in the Non-Sports related world . . .
Webcomic therapy for Road Ragers
via imgs.xkcd.com
Where the Wild Things Are, Hollywood style
Eeewww!

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Alright A's Fans, Dump Away!
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Who is psyched
for another week of spring training!! Arright!!
"...in baseball you wear a cap." -- george carlin
injury news is never good news
not for opposing teams, and certainly not for your own players and prospects..
Does any know why "Will Call" is not an option any more when buying A's tickets online?
is it because they want to make more money? or do they just not want to open those booths on game days?
either way, it’s quite annoying.
I’m going to write to them. The campaign starts here!
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Mar 31, 2009 11:34 AM PDT reply actions
Combined with the four weekday day games,
maybe Lew really is trying to give us the cold shoulder!
Is he breaking up with us?!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 31, 2009 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe he's just trying to let us down gently
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Mar 31, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I hate to break it to you,
but he’s just not that into us.
/bad reference
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions
playing time projections for Marcel
Tom Tango is looking for fans to submit their predictions for playing time of players on their favorite team. The results are averaged to come up with wisdom of crowds estimates for all players. The estimates are used in Tango’s Marcel the Monkey forecasting system.
So click on this link, select the A’s, and enter your predictions. There are only 30 responses for Oakland so far, which is very weak compared to the 271 responses for the Mariners. Also, Cahill and Anderson were only added to his ballot yesterday, so most of the A’s responses are sort of wrong anyway.
Or maybe you don’t want to help Tango out, since he’s an advisor for the Seattle front office now.
What about if you really suck at things like that?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 31, 2009 2:06 PM PDT up reply actions
I already do that
so you all think I have friends.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 31, 2009 2:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i know that's you again LB
"True fact: In a global thermonuclear war, the only human who would survive would be David Eckstein" -PT
damn. busted.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 1, 2009 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions
With Devine likely out for a prolonged period of time...
and Henry Rodriguez now strictly a bullpen arm, one can only hope that he can be fast-tracked to the majors to serve as the future closer.
We all love Ziegler, but groundballs aren’t sexy for 9th inning outs < naive baseball fan who loves strickouts >
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
Blah....
I’m fighting the jetlag here at work, staring at the A’s 2009 schedule, realizing that there are only 4 weekday day games at home between June 1-August 14. Two on Wednesdays, two on Thursdays. Only 4??? Sheesh, they really don’t want me skipping out on work this summer….
There's no crying in baseball!
Four all GD summer?!
I don’t ever live there and that pisses me off.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 31, 2009 2:07 PM PDT up reply actions
Giants have a similar number of daygames
The baseball scheduling people clearly think work is more valuable than laying in the sunshine, drinking beer, and watching ballgames….
There's no crying in baseball!
WTF?!
Seriously, do people that enjoy baseball make these schedules?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 31, 2009 3:02 PM PDT up reply actions
you'd think, with more people, yknow, not at work any more
that they’d have more day games so that it gives us layabouts something to do?
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Mar 31, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions
I used to be a layabout.
How the hell did I end up owning a business, in Florida?
Well, how did I get here?
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 31, 2009 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Letting the days go by,
letting the water hold me down.
You are not my beautiful wife!
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 31, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
But I'll take you home anyways!!!
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
Where have you been?
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Working.
To the point where I’m obviously no longer coherent. I figure AN doesn’t need that shit.
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
On the bright side...
John has been making plans to turn the company over to me. So that is awesome!
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
That is awesome! Congrats!
If ever a game should have been called on account of wind, that one was it. Good thing Jerry Blevins didn't have to pitch; he's tall, skinny, and I could practically see one of the 40-mph gusts...sweeping him off the bump and pinning him to the left-field fence. --Mychael Urban
Thank you!
In other news, I’ll be posting the AN Opening Day Tailgate fANpost later this week. I haven’t forgotten, and I can’t wait!
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
Coherency's overrated.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Apr 1, 2009 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions
when I was a kid, there were tons of weekday day games in the summertime
what else are you going to do all summer?
There's no crying in baseball!
sleep
CuttheMullet, from "The Thread":
"Whenever I’m about to do something, I think "would an idiot do that?" and if they would, I do not do that thing."
Go to those Thursday games,
and every Sunday game, thanks to skigurl. Thank you skigurl!
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery
That's the hardest I've laughed in at least a month.
I love you, MikeA.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 31, 2009 2:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I look forward to the day America lands a man on the sun
Everything is sunshine when you are Ray Fosse, bitches.
did you already sign bastiat's candlemaker's petition?
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
I have the public interest at heart for this policy
With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery
brb lol’ing too much
Adopted Giant: Clayton Tanner (unless someone tells me he's already been adopted)
"He [Sandoval] is a big, puffy crouton in our wilted salad of a lineup. Do No matter how bad a movie is a eight game sweep is wacky in baseball, so a one run loss in the series is not the end of the world. disparage the comedian." -sfgiantstoday
by walkoff baltimore chop on Mar 31, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions
This really sucks!
Unless I get a job by June where I have to work regular daytime hours. Then it’ll be fine.
by Englishmajor on Mar 31, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
This
may be one of the more surreal things I’ve ever seen.
"If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: get yourself a hacksaw and a roll of duck tape, and attach your ankle-bracelet monitor to the leg of a gator." -lemurspoker



























