DLD 12 March 2009
by andeux on Mar 12, 2009 11:32 AM PDT
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The A's had an off-day yesterday. In the WBC, the US lost to Venezuela 5-3. Marco!
Susan Slusser has a short article about Joe Dillon, and blog posts about Eric Chavez (who is throwing, sort of) and Michael Ynoa, Angel Garcia, Jeff Gray, and Chris Schroder.
The paper of record profiles Yankee Nick Swisher
Girardi said Swisher was "fun to be around" and "loves to play the game." As for baseball skills, Girardi said Swisher was a patient hitter who worked the count, something that used to be a Yankees trademark.
Erik Bedard has sore buttocks. According to Don Wakamatsu
He had some stiffness in there about four days ago
And in non-baseball news Chuck Norris is considering running for "President of Texas"
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Cabrera also will get $250,000 if the A’s trade him.
He really loves Oakland!!!
With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery
by mikeA on Mar 12, 2009 11:37 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally a free agent who wants to play here!!!1!1
I am Ray Fosse's infatuations with Clay Wood and high-definition television.
by franks a lot on Mar 12, 2009 12:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adventures with "we"
With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery
by mikeA on Mar 12, 2009 11:49 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
so...without much in terms of veteran pitching
maybe another though about pedro in order? or is that horse already on its deathbed?
Let's have our Piazza and eat the Cust too - SPWC
by closetasfan on Mar 12, 2009 11:50 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Posnanski on Pujols
evidently this is his first article to get the cover of Sports Illustrated. Gotta love Pujols.
by colin on Mar 12, 2009 11:51 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And
gotta love Posnanski
To be hit by Moriyama's fastball is an honor exceeded only by being crushed under the wheels of the imperial carriage
by elcroata on Mar 12, 2009 12:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what happened to scott podsednik
The Not-So-Casual Fan
by rktse on Mar 12, 2009 2:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Y'know what?
Posnanski has a point. I’m gonna start believing in players again, especially Pujols. What the hell is the point if you can’t lose yourself in the game?
I just remembered I love Eric Chavez.
by Joey C. on Mar 12, 2009 3:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
a couple of things
this is one of the more proposterous things i’ve seen in a while.
and, if anyone in the bay area whats to get some free culcha, the San Francisco Chamber Orchestra is playing some free concerts this weekend, celebrating Felix Mendelssohn’s 200th birthday. Go Felix!
what have i got myself into this time... http://damiansthirtyyearchallenge.blogspot.com/
by alea iacta est on Mar 12, 2009 12:11 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s a real-life grass-mud horse!
black dirt live again
by andeux on Mar 12, 2009 6:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stringy, brassy, and windy Felix.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."
by iglew on Mar 12, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
starting A's lineup for today's game (3/12)
according to Slusser:
Here’s the lineup against Arizona. Rajai Davis CF; Travis Buck RF, Matt Holliday LF, Jason Giambi 1B, Mark Ellis DH, Landon Powell C, Bobby Crosby 3B, Cliff Pennington SS, Gregorio Petit 2B
by OaklandSi on Mar 12, 2009 12:23 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
i wonder why
they don’t try Hannahan or Crosby at 2nd. Also, when will we see Cabrera?
Let's have our Piazza and eat the Cust too - SPWC
by closetasfan on Mar 12, 2009 12:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geren said that Crosby needed more practice at 2B
before he could play it in a game, but that 3B is fairy easy for a shortstop.
Once of the reporters’ blogs (forget which one) mentioned that Cabrera would DH sometime this weekend, and probably start at SS soon after. Nomar is a couple of days behind Cabrera in terms of readiness.
by OaklandSi on Mar 12, 2009 12:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
1. Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
2. Tech question:
What is the best way to capture/record streaming video? The array of available software is sort of dizzying, and I have the feeling I’m overlooking some obvious and super-easy way to accomplish this.
I want to be able to grab pieces of video from anywhere (Hulu, mlb.com, C-Span, whatever), convert them to wmv/mpg, and also maybe cut/paste/re-arrange the content (e.g. edit a 3 minute clip down to 20 pertinent seconds).
by 74mk on Mar 12, 2009 12:26 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
I dunno.
But the lack of contention around here is driving me nutty.
Therefore…
I think you’re wrong to ask tech questions and to mock Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris is an American hero and deserves our respect, not our mockery and scorn. And what kind of self-respecting nerd asks tech questions on a sports-related website?
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 1:59 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately I’m way too much of a dilettante to ever apply my nerdiness in a constructive fashion. All my knowledge of classically nerdy subject matter runs approximately an inch deep, enough for me to keep my ID card (so long as no one scrutinizes it too closely), but insufficient for productive endeavor.
I’m not going to sugarcoat this. You know it, I know it. It’s a shameful state of affairs. It’s bad enough that I can’t even fake my way through a discussion of wOBA or positional adjustment, now I’m asking wincingly dumb tech questions in the DLD? Pathetic. Embarrassing. Unredeemable, probably.
Chuck Norris doesn’t have these sorts of problems, I can tell you that much.
by 74mk on Mar 12, 2009 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
When Chuck Norris donates blood,
he wills it out of his body.
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 10:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet they give his blood to the recently deceased
in order to bring them back to life.
by OldhamA on Mar 13, 2009 12:04 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The easiest for grabbing videos off sites
is use firefox and add the Video DownloadHelper add-on
by Athletix Man on Mar 12, 2009 3:14 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are not overlooking any obvious and super-easy way
The websites that post this stuff want you to have to go to their site to view it. That’s why they use formats that aren’t easily copied and saved.
Not that it’s impossible, since that would be too hard to prevent, but they have no incentive to make it easy. It’s not like you can just say “save as” and put an mpg on your hard drive. You have to use some tricky utility, and the websites would foil that, too, if they easily could.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."
by iglew on Mar 12, 2009 7:25 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great news for bachelors and bachelorettes
With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery
by mikeA on Mar 12, 2009 12:33 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Hold on, hold on... not just yet...
We’re focusing on, like, getting through school and just getting an education and stuff
Gotta give those sweet intellects, like, a little more time to, you know, ripen and stuff.
...then Pennington takes over.
by Poppy on Mar 12, 2009 2:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nick Swisher's latest hobby.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on Mar 12, 2009 12:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Festive.
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 1:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously done at band camp
Gimme Steam!! - P Gabriel
by somebodyelse on Mar 12, 2009 7:10 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is he like 15 in that picture?
Just downright hanus!
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
by mrod on Mar 12, 2009 7:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
He puts the anus in heinous
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Mar 12, 2009 7:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now that just ain't right.
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
by mrod on Mar 12, 2009 7:49 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But it's better than the reverse
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Mar 12, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!
:0
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
by mrod on Mar 12, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
literal FA?
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."
by iglew on Mar 13, 2009 1:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unrestricted?
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 13, 2009 6:26 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
reverse perverse!
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
by mrod on Mar 13, 2009 7:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Copied from today's game thread -- Dellums wants the A's to stay
http://www.insidebayarea.com/oaklandtribune/localnews/ci_11897637?source=rss
This could be just a reaction to San Jose’s aggressiveness, but maybe, just maybe, it means something.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
by skigurl on Mar 12, 2009 2:43 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
A mix tape is next.
...then Pennington takes over.
by Poppy on Mar 12, 2009 3:00 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
As he stands outside Lew's window
in the rain, holding the boombox over his head?
"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty
by 5Aces on Mar 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
"In your eyes.........."
"RIP: UserID: 553"
by Masaryk on Mar 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO
+1!!
"Baseball, it is said, is only a game. True. And the Grand Canyon is only a hole in Arizona. Not all games and holes are created equal." --George F. Will
by anomaly_kat on Mar 12, 2009 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to think
Oakland will make a push. But something about the letter makes me think it is more Ron Dellums putting on a show so he can say “I didn’t just let them leave.” Of course, what the hell do i know and I hope I am wrong.
myspace music
by jeffro on Mar 12, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, at least Oakland's trying
Making an effort can only be a positive thing. And frankly, Brunner’s name attached means a lot more in actual follow through than does Dellums’. Fortunately, there’s more going on in Oakland right now than just letters to Selig.
Why a letter to Selig, though? First, there’s Bud’s long antipathy to Oakland “never should have moved there in the first place, contract the bastards, I wouldn’t be caught dead there,” or something like that. But besides that, when has Bud Selig ever intervened to overtly keep a team from leaving, anywhere? The whole Selig-era franchise MO has been to threaten relocation, if only as leverage to extort the incumbant municipality. When I think Selig and relocation I think about Montreal, and letters for public consumption that warn of relocation unless… Bud appointing an MLB emissary to work with Oakland to keep the A’s seems awfully unlikely.
In man's evolution he has created the cities and the motor traffic rumble
But give me half a chance and I'll be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Mar 12, 2009 7:47 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Season tix!
And a cool little stadium bag thing!
I’m not really digging the ticket design, though. Six words: Less Travis LoDolce, More Michael Zagaris.
...then Pennington takes over.
by Poppy on Mar 12, 2009 3:03 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
All I ever got was a stupid pin...
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 3:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
they have bags now?!? booooooooo
Poppy, did you get the early pay deal where they make a fake giant ticket of you hitting a walkoff homerun?
"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King
by batgirl on Mar 12, 2009 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Finally, an A's daypack
for those of us who don’t qualify for the kids’ giveaway!
by OaklandSi on Mar 12, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
luckily I have 3 kids, and they could care less about daypacks
myspace music
by jeffro on Mar 12, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, that's the other way to get those daypacks
I have been envious of the kids for some time now…at least now I have my own ;-)
by OaklandSi on Mar 12, 2009 6:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
now you have your own kids?
can I borrow one for the daypack?
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Mar 12, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, lending them out is good business
by OaklandSi on Mar 12, 2009 9:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anything to make a buck these days...
Who was this sultan of sock, this hero of hosiery, this stalwart of shinwear? Ah, Wimberly — Corey Wimberly. -Uni Watch
by pam5981 on Mar 12, 2009 10:13 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what Travis' parents said
"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin
by Helloooo 1st on Mar 12, 2009 11:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you have three kids?
can I borrow one for the daypack?
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Mar 12, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stadium Bag?
I thought it was a purse.
Enjoy the game
by DCinWC on Mar 13, 2009 3:16 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dad from Family Ties
is apparently now a hospital administrator in Boston.
AN: the new twitter of sportsblogs. -Dogfather
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 3:07 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
damn... fooled me.
alaska A residing in colorado.
by ak_A on Mar 12, 2009 3:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blah
Why is this the longest week ever???
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Mar 12, 2009 3:16 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Because of what's happening this weekend.
It’ll be all the more satisfying.
Who was this sultan of sock, this hero of hosiery, this stalwart of shinwear? Ah, Wimberly — Corey Wimberly. -Uni Watch
by pam5981 on Mar 12, 2009 3:20 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hate my stupid life.
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 3:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's right!
You’ll get your reward in AZ.
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
by lynnzgal on Mar 12, 2009 3:22 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
YAY!!!!
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Mar 12, 2009 3:32 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The first two days
of this week flew. The last two have effing dragged. Tomorrow will no doubt be worse.
I'm here to talk about the past.
by 67MARQUEZ on Mar 12, 2009 3:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
we've been getting depressing emails about the budget all week
so the week has been an incredibly painful crawl
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on Mar 12, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up.
Losing this team would be a huge failure for this city and an affront to Oakland’s great sports legacy.
by skigurl on Mar 12, 2009 3:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just think of how much fun we will have
at Fall Ball.
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
by lynnzgal on Mar 12, 2009 3:46 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
But you get to go to France.
Not too shabby!
Who was this sultan of sock, this hero of hosiery, this stalwart of shinwear? Ah, Wimberly — Corey Wimberly. -Uni Watch
by pam5981 on Mar 12, 2009 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I get....
Florida in summer! Again! In a sign shop!
yay.
AN: the new twitter of sportsblogs. -Dogfather
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That *almost* sounds naughty.
Who was this sultan of sock, this hero of hosiery, this stalwart of shinwear? Ah, Wimberly — Corey Wimberly. -Uni Watch
by pam5981 on Mar 12, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
My former boss used to say
“You’ll get your reward in heaven”. No wonder she’s a former boss, yes?
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
by lynnzgal on Mar 12, 2009 3:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, come be in my place in an office
infested with PWACs.
alaska A residing in colorado.
by ak_A on Mar 12, 2009 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Person(s) Without A Clue
alaska A residing in colorado.
by ak_A on Mar 12, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...
Pathetic, Whining, Annoying Co-workers works too.
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by DMOAS on Mar 12, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Pathetic Western Athletic Conference
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Mar 12, 2009 7:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 3:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
"We have a [double expletive] in the audience."
I’m a cursing connoisseur, a sultan of swearing if you will, and I’m ashamed to admit that I’m drawing a blank on this one. A “f#$k f#$k”? A “s*#t f#$k?”
I just remembered I love Eric Chavez.
by Joey C. on Mar 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F#$king A$$#%LE
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by DMOAS on Mar 12, 2009 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
There it is
So obvious, like a brick to the face.
I just remembered I love Eric Chavez.
by Joey C. on Mar 12, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
F#$k the heck?!
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Mar 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he somehow pulls this hoax off,
He will be regarded as an Andy Kauffman type comedy genius.
If it fails terribly, his career is so over.
I’m leaning toward the latter.
Gimme Steam!! - P Gabriel
by somebodyelse on Mar 12, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
So not real, then?
AN: the new twitter of sportsblogs. -Dogfather
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 9:57 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read that Swish piece yesterday
The Yankees are a bunch of goddamn squares.
I just remembered I love Eric Chavez.
by Joey C. on Mar 12, 2009 4:42 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Never seen a better collection of greater chodes in my life. Swish not included.
sanity is insanities underpants...
by brian.only on Mar 12, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05
by xbhaskarx on Mar 12, 2009 5:34 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
If I were a crackhead this would be my spot!
Seriously though, is this the by the guy w/ the amazing photo blog?
I have it bookmarked at home- awesome haunting stuff, I’ll link later if i remember.
sanity is insanities underpants...
by brian.only on Mar 12, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I totally thought the same thing
“where’s the penguin?”
myspace music
by jeffro on Mar 12, 2009 6:05 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heres the
sanity is insanities underpants...
by brian.only on Mar 13, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
just makes me think
If you want to build something, and you want to do it in the United States, just go to Detroit. Lots fo buildings and factories you can buy for cheap, and people who are desperate for work.
Chicago. Where the Dead can Vote. Where the Voters of Tomorrow are found in the Obituaries of Today.
by Zonis on Mar 12, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like the stage lighting still works okay...
NIN should do some shows there.
Gimme Steam!! - P Gabriel
by somebodyelse on Mar 12, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lokss like the stage lighting still works,
Or maybe that’s just a hole or two in the ceiling.
Nonetheless, NIN should play some shows there.
Gimme Steam!! - P Gabriel
by somebodyelse on Mar 12, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn those repeat comments
Gimme Steam!! - P Gabriel
by somebodyelse on Mar 12, 2009 7:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you for sharing this--I would not have seen it otherwise.
“Ruins are the visible symbols and landmarks of our societies and their changes…the volatile result of the change of eras and the fall of empires. This fragility leads us to watch them one very last time: to be dismayed, or to admire, it makes us wonder about the permanence of things.”
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 10:01 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't read time?
With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery
by mikeA on Mar 12, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't read Time,
But Time do read me.
(taken from PeriodicalsBowie)
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 10:41 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
ni-ni-ni-nices
alaska A residing in colorado.
by ak_A on Mar 13, 2009 4:40 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Japan update: Hanshin Tigers hope to lift curse
by Englishmajor on Mar 12, 2009 6:57 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
That is an hilarious story!
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
by lynnzgal on Mar 12, 2009 7:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Down with "an hilarious"! Down!
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Mar 12, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oopsy!
Bad habit.
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
by lynnzgal on Mar 12, 2009 7:55 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang it, I was expecting more of a fight.
:)
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
by JediLeroy on Mar 12, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're WRONG,
JediLeroy. WRONG!
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
but...
if she would’ve written, “That is AN hilarious story,” would that be acceptable?
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 10:51 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh man.
I’ve said it before, but I’m going to say it again:
I love BBC America.
Right now I’m watching a program about a group of women across the pond wanting to legalize brothels in the UK. Not bad, right? Except the group of women are all over the age of 60. Two of the ladies traveled around the world visiting legalized brothels, and the first stop was Amsterdam. There is something heartwarming about an 80 year old granny – with a British accent, cane, and a bun in her hair – going into a brothel and talking about butt plugs.
It makes me want to move to the UK.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on Mar 12, 2009 7:19 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, wouldn't the idea be
to move there when you’re 100 and pick up young chicks?
"I hate the Wild Card." - - Dave Stewart
by eastcoasta'sfan on Mar 13, 2009 8:20 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wonder if the Queen is one of the old gals?
Okay, bad form.
Gimme Steam!! - P Gabriel
by somebodyelse on Mar 12, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just keeps getting better, really.
The ladies got around (no pun intended) the British law on brothels by making the brothel “mobile”.
It’s an RV.
Now, the old gals are driving the Mobile Brothel to Parliament.
Here’s a little bit on the program via USA Today:
Remember “Calendar Girls,” the British comedy about a group of Women’s Institute members of a certain age who raised money for cancer research by posing nude?
Seems that’s not all members of that venerable federation of women’s clubs are up to.
After the Hampshire chapter of the WI, as it’s called, suggested the British government take steps to protect prostitutes, reporter Nicky Taylor prodded two members to investigate with her. The result, “Brothels: The Ins and Outs” (9 tonight, BBC America), is an earnest yet undeniably hilarious documentary that probably deserves its own movie. At Taylor’s urging, Jean Johnson, 62, and Shirley Landells, 73, embark on an international tour of legalized houses of prostitution that takes them to the red-light district of Amsterdam, a “bunny ranch” in Nevada and to a small worker-owned outfit in New Zealand.
Meanwhile, back home, Taylor sets herself up in a shop window – the way some women are in Amsterdam – to gauge public reaction and finds a surprising lack of chill in the air of a country we tend to think of as stuffy.
It’s Johnson and Landells, though, who shine, as they learn, yes, the ins and outs of the sex trade, from the use of small appliances to the importance of placing sinks at the height of customers’ “dirty bits.”
If there is a movie, I’d love to see them played by Helen Mirren and Judi Dench.
Maybe Judd Apatow could direct.
"Smells like summer camp!"
by Jennifer on Mar 12, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's
DAME Judi Dench, if you please.
…let’s give her the butt plug line.
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 10:53 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't that make her DAMN Judi Dench?
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by DMOAS on Mar 12, 2009 11:17 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Dame Judi “Back Door” Dench
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by Leopold Bloom on Mar 13, 2009 6:27 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my......I think I'm going to faint.
Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox
by mrod on Mar 12, 2009 7:27 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Fucking refs!
With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery
by mikeA on Mar 12, 2009 8:05 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
And I don't mean the BBC America show! Gah!
With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery
by mikeA on Mar 12, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know you're not talking about the UConn-Cuse game
because that game appears to have no refs.
Heading to the 6th OT now…amazing.
In man's evolution he has created the cities and the motor traffic rumble
But give me half a chance and I'll be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Mar 12, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go Orange!
I was in the States the last time they won and I will be until April 7th this year, too. I think this sample size is more than enough to turn them into heavy favorites.
To be hit by Moriyama's fastball is an honor exceeded only by being crushed under the wheels of the imperial carriage
by elcroata on Mar 13, 2009 1:15 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just for Funsies
Remember when this guy used to be cool around here?
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Mar 12, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
Smart girl, cutting him off before he can declare himself a baseball player.
It’s like she knew something we all didn’t.
by OldhamA on Mar 13, 2009 12:12 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
This blog seems a little dead as of late...
entertaining ones: check in please!
by IM4Oakgal on Mar 12, 2009 9:38 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
tell me about it
april needs to be here now
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Mar 12, 2009 9:42 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The naked chick who posts never
We never actually see her per se, but rumor has it she posts in the buff. But the rumor wasn’t confirmed by Beane or Forst, and she hasn’t actually posted yet, so you have to take it with a grain of salt.
In search of a new signature. Say something funny and you may see your comment here!
by DMOAS on Mar 12, 2009 10:28 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
We do need more April, then.
I concur.
AN: the new twitter of sportsblogs. -Dogfather
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 10:39 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't we all post in the buff?
I figure anything posted after 10:30 is a naked post.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers."
by iglew on Mar 13, 2009 1:18 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
the girl reporter from teenage mutant ninja turtles.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Mar 13, 2009 8:32 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
he left...
With stout hearts, and with enthusiasm for the contest, let us go forward to victory. ----Hero Defector Montgomery
by mikeA on Mar 12, 2009 9:54 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
and he took his magic monkey mojo with him.
I was a good second fiddle for MB, but I canna carry the act alone. And Nico doesn’t wanna play anymore. Now I’m trying to pick fights just to relieve the boredom…
AN: the new twitter of sportsblogs. -Dogfather
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 10:04 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
The problem is you're allergic to bananas
so being first banana is going to be tough.
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by DMOAS on Mar 12, 2009 10:30 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wrote a rather lengthy email to a client last night
about how my design monkey was all excited because if she approved the proof, he’d get extra bananas, but that his potassium-deficiency should not influence her decision.
So it’s safe to say I can dispense bananas, but becoming the lead banana is a fruit of a different color (say, green).
AN: the new twitter of sportsblogs. -Dogfather
by Leopold Bloom on Mar 12, 2009 10:38 PM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know it's the 13th now
but when i got there it was the 12th
i guess it’s still the 12th in oakland…
that was amazing. all i can say.
by jlanning17 on Mar 12, 2009 11:29 PM PDT reply actions 0 recs
that was the longest i have ever sit in on place and watched one basketball game
Bad spellers of the world untie.
by A'sfaninNC on Mar 13, 2009 6:13 AM PDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't drive around baseball stadiums
Unless you have some insurance on your van
To be hit by Moriyama's fastball is an honor exceeded only by being crushed under the wheels of the imperial carriage
by elcroata on Mar 13, 2009 1:27 AM PDT reply actions 0 recs
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