[Original lyrics here.]

José

We're gonna flush out the rats and looters
With José's hormone
We're gonna rev up the thick-guaged shooters
When José comes home to stay
We're gonna buy in the street

Shoot on the bench and make it
Throw down the clear till the A's say when
Say anabolic, take it
With José's hormone

With José's hormone, so good
He's the pride of the Oaktown 'hood
He's A-Rod's flame, with Mark McGwire
He played while a-roidin'
(But he's not a liar)

Jo would you love to BALCO
He'll never say no, no
Shine up the butt with andro
We'll shoot it all up tonight
We're gonna mix in the cream

Prick at the stroke of midnight
Dance on with Bonds till D.A.'s say when
Pick up what's left at daylight
With José's hormone

With José's hormone, so bad
He's the Bash Friend you never had
He's A-Rod's flame, with Mark McGwire
He played while a-roidin'
(But he's not a liar)

With José's hormone, so good
He's the pride of the Oaktown 'hood.
He's A-Rod's flame, with Mark McGwire
He played while a-roidin'
(But he's not a liar)