http://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2009/02/cafardos-late-2.html#comments

With the prospect, albeit a small one, that Miguel Tejada might be facing prison time, the Astros are looking for replacements at SS. One of these candidates might (cross your fingers) be the beloved Bobby Crosby. I don't mean to sound cruel, but here's hoping that is Tejada going to prison!

If Tejada does somehow end up having to buy a trusty soap on a rope, what do you think we could get for Crosby, if we eat most of or all of his salary?