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"God, I love baseball".  - Robert Redford, to Glenn Close in The Natural

The month of February has never been short on holidays and silly customs, and while my calendar says spring is still over a month away, I am grateful for the one ritual that lives by its own schedule.

As a good portion of the male population scurries across the land this Saturday in honor of that other timeless tradition (namely paying for sex, for which the distributors of chocolate, and long-stemmed roses are ever so grateful), I'll be home, all gussied up for baseball's return, and the end of a long and lonely (very lonely...sigh) winter.  Give Cupid the "Will you be mine?" refrain; the sentimentalist in me says no four-word combination shouts "romance" quite like this: 

Pitchers and catchers report. 

{fans self}

Um. Can we hurry the eff up with baseball already?  - Leopold Bloom, in DLD for 2/11/09 Hoax and wtf edition

Yes, baseball is open for business Saturday, a little tattered and torn perhaps, but that's part of its appeal.  And though our Oakland A's are a year away from being "special"- by some accounts anyway- there is still plenty to get hot and bothered over in 2009.

I mean why celebrate a superficial holiday, when you can have a Holliday?  (Well, at least until he's traded at the deadline).  Now I can't promise you a Hot Pants Day revival (sorry, LB) but how about a rebirth of a different sort?  Yes, Jason Giambi has shown- like so many former MVP's before him- that you can go home again, and his choice of derriere-wear will get you in just the right mood.  What that mood entails, well, that's up to you and the company you keep.  And for our really nostalgic types (you know who you are), a weekend getaway with Rickey!  Cooperstown not in the budget?  No problem!  We'll bring Rickey to you.  You're gushing with excitement, I can tell.

(And they wonder why I never made it in marketing.)

"I see great things in baseball. It's our game, the American game. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us."  - Susan Sarandon, quoting Walt Whitman, in Bull Durham

I may not envision "great things" for the A's this year, but one thing's for certain: the Angels aren't cakewalking their way to the title in 2009, with or without Abreu.  And it could be that I've been hitting the seasonal drink called "Sweet Mid-February Optimism" a little too much this morning, but count me among the few who expects the Eric Chavez of old (not quite vintage) to reemerge.  (On the other hand; I'd be really interested to know what Gaijin_Suketto was sipping on when he penned this fairy tale.  All in fun, Gaijin).  However the lineup shapes up, the A's will surely produce more runs than the 646 they scored last year; the team's worst total in nearly thirty seasons.

As for what goes on sixty feet and six inches from home plate, success is dependent on some rather young arms (well, they're young to me, damn it).  And while a recent AN poll pined for William Lamar to add another starter (or two), it appears the A's are going with what they have, knowing Anderson, Cahill, and Mazzaro are waiting in the wings to "repair our losses and be a blessing to us."

What draws my admiration?  What is that which gives me joy?  Baseball!  - Robert DeNiro in The Untouchables

I hope norcalfan doesn't mind me typing from the heart here.  We all have our reasons for following the National Pastime; I'd imagine most of us have more than one.  If you've been paying even a little attention (or maybe you've made a really cool collage of all my posts, and they're displayed on the walls of a dark, dank room that only you know about...well one could hope), you would know that the grand old game was passed on to me by grander, older people.

Dad & Rudi

Dad at the Hall in '89.  He's one of the reasons I love baseball. 

I no longer ride around on my bike with Mitchell Page's rookie card in the spokes (well, once in a while), but there is something about baseball that brings out the little boy in me.  The players are no longer larger than life (that's what happens when you find you are older than every guy on the roster), they are no longer heroes, there is no Reggie Jackson to leave me "helpless and in awe", but the sights and the sounds and the smells still manage to take me back.   

As I get older, I just want to win.  Been too long.  I don't get as attached to the players as I did before (though the longer you play here, the harder it is for me to let go...yeah, even you Crosby), but I always get attached to the moments.  I can't explain it, but I love when pitchers are removed after a great outing, and the fans stand to applaud the effort.  Gets me every time.  I remember the time when Zito came out of a game in '06 before the deadline when we thought he might be traded...the ovation lasted a little longer, it was more meaningful; it was like...thanks, dude.  Still, there's nothing like a walk-off win to send the fans home on a high.

Marlins Athletics Baseball

Just another reason why baseball tugs at the old heartstrings like no other sport. 

And so as we close with a slightly altered quote from a certain AN'er, feel free to write your own stories on when baseball became "it" for you, and what keeps you coming back.  Movie quotes always welcome.  Take us home, 74mk:

I look outside my window this morning, and I see flowers blooming, birds gliding above rooftops, commuters whistling cheery tunes.  The aroma of coffee curls through the cubicle corridors, which somehow feel warmer and more welcoming today.   I open an email entitled "Vertical strat flow mtg", and rather than racing to the bathroom to throw up and question my life path, I smile and type out a pleasant, jargon-peppered response.

The whole world is born anew. Thanks, baseball.

Uh-huh. 

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This seems appropriate going into the 2009 season

“The one constant through all the years has been baseball. America has rolled by like an army of steamrollers. It’s been erased like a blackboard, rebuilt, and erased again. But baseball has marked the time. This field, this game, is a part of our past. It reminds us of all that once was good, and what could be again.” – James Earl Jones in Field of Dreams (1989)

Wait for the the 2009 Oaklands A's season to start I can not. Herh herh herh.

by A'sfaninNC on Feb 12, 2009 7:38 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Excellent piece!

And appropriate for the times! I got back into baseball when my wife informed me that we would be having another addition to the family. Seeing that I already had three teenage daughters and was enjoying visions of actually having disposable cash in the near future, my enthusiasm for the upcoming blessing was slightly diminished. Of course, I absolutely had no doubt it would be yet another girl. Surprisingly, fate decided I had suffered long enough under the yoke of estrogen oppression and saw fit to give me a son. For that, I am eternally grateful!

I wanted something to share with my boy, somewhere we could go together that would bridge the chasm that inevitably develops between fathers and sons. What better than baseball? So far, it’s going well. As far as I’m concerned, the rest of the world can go hang, all is well for me, because my soon to be seven year old son still looks at me with eyes of adulation. I’ve still got a few good years left, and stealing a page from 67Marquez father’s playbook, I mean to make the most of them.

Pitchers and Catchers? Yes!!!!!!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Feb 12, 2009 9:04 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Nowadays

when I ride around with a baseball card in my spokes, I use Ben Grieve’s.

"There is a sense of tragic destiny associated with people who have large noses." --Bucky Wunderlick

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Feb 12, 2009 9:21 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

For me its Terrence Long

Wait for the the 2009 Oaklands A's season to start I can not. Herh herh herh.

by A'sfaninNC on Feb 12, 2009 11:05 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I love it.

GO BASEBALL!

"I know they're the defending World Champs, but they are the whiniest team in baseball" -Rays announcers

by baseballgirl on Feb 12, 2009 11:43 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

+ a bazillion

Awww… Unicorn's optimistic. And a cheeseball. That’s cute. ~Whiteshoes40

by #14fan on Feb 13, 2009 12:58 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect Valentine for me!

Pitchers and catchers report

"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline

by LongTimeFan on Feb 12, 2009 11:47 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

Right?

Forget the roses!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Roses are nice.

I prefer purple orchids.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 2:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

I never would have guessed. I like calla lillies.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 2:52 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What would you have guessed?

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 4:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Silly!

Of course you like orchids.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 4:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh....

sorry. I always forget that association. Um, yup. Good call.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I like orchids too.

And irises. And you certainly can’t go wrong with roses.

by ZigFan31 on Feb 12, 2009 4:12 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

The thing about orchids is

they live a long time if you keep them pruned.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly I need your advice.

Mine died in a month or so. I clearly over watered them but I gave them like 2 oz every two weeks. Help!

by ZigFan31 on Feb 12, 2009 5:06 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

And what exactly do you prune?

There wasn’t anything to prune. No bueno.

by ZigFan31 on Feb 12, 2009 5:08 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

not my field

but try this or if you really like to read, this.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 13, 2009 9:18 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

What? No Andy Williams photo?

A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 12, 2009 12:23 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Got an autograph from Mark McGwire at the age of 5

In Arlington, Texas. Sold me on baseball and the A’s. Have Tony LaRussa and Dave Duncan’s signatures on there too!

by Emmett89 on Feb 12, 2009 1:28 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

No Hot Pants Day?!

This is prejudice, plain and simple. I demand a Hot Pants Day. And Nico wants a Goat Day. And MB wants free kraut daily.

WHAT DO WE WANT?

HOT PANTS, GOATS AND KRAUT!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

NOW!

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 2:38 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

FIRE 67MARQUEZ NOW!!!

Or later, but throw the bum out soon.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 12, 2009 3:00 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Man, I threw my bum out once

Vicodin didn’t even begin to help

A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 12, 2009 3:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Bottle of cheap Ripple

may help increase the effects of that Vicodin MB. Not that I would ever advocate this for anyone under the age of 18. For minors I would stick to something more palatable…perhaps 7&7?

"You Went Full Retard, Man - Never Go Full Retard." --Kirk Lazarus

by Ovale Fan on Feb 12, 2009 4:30 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

One of the more interesting

/endearing qualities of Florida is their willingness to hand out drugs like candy. I’ve seen the reason they call it hillbilly heroin and it has something to do with how “controlled” they are with those controlled substances.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 4:42 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm packing as we speak

Thank you sir!

"You Went Full Retard, Man - Never Go Full Retard." --Kirk Lazarus

by Ovale Fan on Feb 12, 2009 4:45 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

sciatica's a good one.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 5:05 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

he is a PITA isn't he?

A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 12, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No, but he should be a controlled substance.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hot Goat Kraut Pants Day

A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 12, 2009 3:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm picturing

a guy in lederhosen holding a haunch of bbq goat.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 4:32 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

or a faun with pickled cabbage in his trousers

A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 12, 2009 5:24 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

silly monkey...

fauns don’t wear trousers!

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Did I say he was wearing them?

A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 12, 2009 5:48 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm. Good point.

Clever monkey.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 5:51 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I've got an idea for my next banner.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 4:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Good!

LTF and I were talking about the party I’m gonna throw when we make it to the WS.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 5:29 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Lord Tobias Falterneroy?

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Haha!

LongTimeFan, ya goofball!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 5:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh.

THAT LTF…k.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 5:43 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If that happens,

I expect you to deliver that banner personally.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 5:57 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I will.

In hot pants.

"They’re a grubby looking bunch of caterwaulers" -Crazy Old Dude.

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 6:10 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

{fans self}

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 6:18 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hey!

I like that. I might use it someday. If that’s ok.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 12, 2009 6:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Damn copyca...

oh.

Never mind.

"Hot Goat Kraut Pants Day"--Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

My posts

always manage to trigger some off-the-wall, off-topic shit.

I kinda like that.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 12, 2009 6:05 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

We kinda like you!

And you always manage to trigger a lump in my throat. I get the feeling that our dads were an awful lot alike.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 6:22 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

If they liked to drink whiskey and chase women,

then all three of our dads were alike!

"Hot Goat Kraut Pants Day"--Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 6:23 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

close

He liked to chase down whiskey with women. Or maybe the other way around. It’s all confusing.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 12, 2009 6:31 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

No,

grandpa yes, daddy liked his vodka but was never a skirt chaser.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 6:46 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Feeling is mutual!

Thanks. I have come to appreciate Dad more and more. He visits my office every Wednesday, and we shoot the shit for a half hour or more. Man, I really like Wednesdays now. It’s not just for humping anymore.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 12, 2009 6:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Wednesday...

they’re what’s for dad.

 I miss mine so much. His birfday is coming up. Pitchers and catchers and daddy’s birfday!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 6:50 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Dad died about a year ago.

That whiskey and women and song run only lasts so long, I s’pose.

It’ll be a year Feb. 25th.

"Hot Goat Kraut Pants Day"--Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 6:56 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sorry, LB.

This must be a difficult time then. I still dream about mine. Valentine’s Day is not so much about the fake, Hallmark thing to me, but more about the day my dad was born. My mom would make this awesome, pink frosted, heart shaped layer cake. So even if I didn’t get a lot of valentines, I knew I had that cake to look forward to.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 7:25 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Well, there is that.

Cake’s good.

"Hot Goat Kraut Pants Day"--Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 7:36 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Cake's alright...

So are the Deftones, but the best band from Sacramento is The Pilots Dared Me To Die!

"I have more questions after these."-WaddellCanseco

by Gaijin_Suketto on Feb 13, 2009 9:39 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You have to love Hawkins

"You Went Full Retard, Man - Never Go Full Retard." --Kirk Lazarus

by Ovale Fan on Feb 12, 2009 7:28 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Sadie rules!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 7:35 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

This is my favorite line

from Wikiup:

He left behind many children by many women; about 55 were known (or suspected) upon his death, and upon investigation, that number “soon became perhaps 75 offspring”.

"Hot Goat Kraut Pants Day"--Monkeyball

by Leopold Bloom on Feb 12, 2009 7:37 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

That's a lot

of Wikiup.

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 12, 2009 7:53 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the reference...

The reason I think Crosby’s gonna have a tolerable year this year is that he has had to take so much shit from the media and the fans that he’s gonna put up some numbers just to spite everybody.

Plus, he’s been working with Big Mac and Big Matt, and if they can’t help him, probably no one can, except for Charley Lau or Ted Williams, and they’re kinda dead.

"I have more questions after these."-WaddellCanseco

by Gaijin_Suketto on Feb 13, 2009 9:43 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

I would love to see it happen

And it’s nice to see someone in his corner. Not saying he hasn’t deserved the criticism, but hey it’s a new year, and it’s a positive step to see him working with some pros.

I say “see” a lot. Si, si.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 13, 2009 10:01 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I'm with you

Crosby’s been terrible, but it’s February and I’m hoping.

chronic

by Since1972 on Feb 13, 2009 3:21 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

hey, that's Mel Blanc & Jack Benny's routine...

Are you waiting for the bus? si.
Are you married? si.
What’s your wife’s name? Sue.
What does she do? Sew.

Of course, Bill Dana ripped it off a few years later, but seing as how Bill Dana was even less Mexican than Eric Chavez, I give his Jose’ Jimenez character no props.

"I have more questions after these."-WaddellCanseco

by Gaijin_Suketto on Feb 13, 2009 3:03 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

When does the Season start? (rhetorical ...)

Me and the kids can’t wait to get back to the park !!!

Self-appointed VP, BBG Groupies, NorCal Chapter

by angus hanger on Feb 17, 2009 1:51 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

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