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AN (girls, stat-heads and 'ball)

With apologies to Becker, Fagen and Cream (Ice, baby), here's a bit more Stolen Dan.

Original lyrics are here.

 

Steely Dan FM [no static at all] on ROWE AMI R-85 (via ishredu)

 

Star-divide

 

Tune-out the battle, mama, just stat-heads' whine

WHIPs, LOOGYs and PECOTAs, big waste of time.

The girls don’t seem to care, who's on,

As long as their pants aren't long.

Nothin’ but rockin' high socks

And Jason Giambi's  favorite thong.

 

Give her some Latin candy, she’ll salivate.

Show her some Sweeney dandy, her eyes dilate.

The girls love derrieres, all right

As long as their pants are tight

 

AN – not just stat-heads at all

 

Offer Buck in Jen's basement, they’ll celebrate.

Show ‘em some Ample Crotchby, they’ll be home late.

The girls all take delight, tonight

As long as they’re tailored right

 

ANgirls, fat-heads and 'ball....

 

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Gaaah. How do I get all that htmlishness out of there?

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Feb 11, 2009 5:29 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

Not work in Word :)

Lyrics are all contained between “Tune-out” and “’ball …”, right?

A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@

by monkeyball on Feb 11, 2009 5:33 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Or click on edit, switch to html editor, and delete the offending text

m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!

by JediLeroy on Feb 11, 2009 5:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks guyz

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Feb 11, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

How did you get that photo of me in the basement?

Someone will pay for this!

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Feb 11, 2009 8:13 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

How 'bout my belt buckle?

I didn’t win that at any normal rodeo.

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Feb 11, 2009 8:40 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, that's an excuse to post this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNwFq9kV04

Some guy’s interperation of the lyrics to “King of the Rodeo” by KOL.

"Smells like summer camp!"

by Jennifer on Feb 11, 2009 9:34 PM PST up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was Google/crust.

Or else UPorn Classic.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Feb 12, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

You had me at battle.

I love this song, and I I love you!

"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson

by lynnzgal on Feb 11, 2009 10:52 PM PST reply actions   0 recs

See, stat-heads? You-all may be employed ...

… but poemists get the chicks.

The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus

by The Dogfather on Feb 12, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

indeed

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 12, 2009 7:48 AM PST up reply actions   0 recs

Me likey, dogfather

Although I am not sure when I started using “me likey”. Whatev.

I'm here to talk about the past.

by 67MARQUEZ on Feb 12, 2009 4:45 AM PST reply actions   0 recs

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