AN (girls, stat-heads and 'ball)
by The Dogfather on Feb 11, 2009 5:25 PM PST
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PrintWith apologies to Becker, Fagen and Cream (Ice, baby), here's a bit more Stolen Dan.
Original lyrics are here.
Steely Dan FM [no static at all] on ROWE AMI R-85 (via ishredu)
Tune-out the battle, mama, just stat-heads' whine
WHIPs, LOOGYs and PECOTAs, big waste of time.
The girls don’t seem to care, who's on,
As long as their pants aren't long.
Nothin’ but rockin' high socks
And Jason Giambi's favorite thong.
Give her some Latin candy, she’ll salivate.
Show her some Sweeney dandy, her eyes dilate.
The girls love derrieres, all right
As long as their pants are tight
AN – not just stat-heads at all
Offer Buck in Jen's basement, they’ll celebrate.
Show ‘em some Ample Crotchby, they’ll be home late.
The girls all take delight, tonight
As long as they’re tailored right
AN – girls, fat-heads and 'ball....
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Gaaah. How do I get all that htmlishness out of there?
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
Not work in Word :)
Lyrics are all contained between “Tune-out” and “’ball …”, right?
A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@
Or click on edit, switch to html editor, and delete the offending text
m*****f***ing c***s***ing peanut butter and jelly!! f*** f*** f***!!!
Thanks guyz
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Feb 11, 2009 5:40 PM PST up reply actions
How did you get that photo of me in the basement?
Someone will pay for this!
"Smells like summer camp!"
Okay, that's an excuse to post this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFNwFq9kV04
Some guy’s interperation of the lyrics to “King of the Rodeo” by KOL.
"Smells like summer camp!"
I think it was Google/crust.
Or else UPorn Classic.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Feb 12, 2009 7:42 AM PST up reply actions
You had me at battle.
I love this song, and I I love you!
"You have to score to win"~Rickey Henderson
See, stat-heads? You-all may be employed ...
… but poemists get the chicks.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Feb 12, 2009 7:43 AM PST up reply actions
Me likey, dogfather
Although I am not sure when I started using “me likey”. Whatev.
I'm here to talk about the past.
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