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DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am so happy right now. My irrational love for Justin Duchscherer, combined with the fact that he has been, both as a reliever and as a starter, an All-Star level pitcher, makes me weep at the thought of losing Duke and makes me do my happy dance at the news that apparently, Duchscherer and the A's have reached an agreement in principle for Duke to return to Oakland one a one-year deal worth up to $5.5million.

Merry Dukemas!!!!!!!!

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YES!

Haha! The first piece of fantastic news I’ve heard this offseason.

Oh, and by the way, let’s end this “Duke of Hurl” nonsense before it starts.

Your day breaks, your mind aches.
You find that all her words of kindness linger on
when she no longer needs you.

by danmerqury on Dec 24, 2009 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

NAY

The Duke of Hurl shall prevail!

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by stranahanahan on Dec 24, 2009 10:37 AM PST up reply actions  

+irrationality

"Tonto think Billy Beane need to make team full of squirrels and bears."

by OptimistPrime on Dec 24, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

I like the Duke of Hurl

because it sounds like a nickname which might’ve been coined by some ink-stained wretch from an era when nicknames were more widespread and colorful.

Everybody's got a little light under the sun.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Dec 24, 2009 11:12 AM PST up reply actions  

+1

It’s actually more inventive than most nicknames these days.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by UncleLeo on Dec 24, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

and it implies that he will puke on you.

"Sniff some krazy glue, and start a religion!"- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Dec 24, 2009 1:17 PM PST up reply actions  

That's why nothing can stop him!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Dec 24, 2009 3:47 PM PST up reply actions  

IIRC, Duke used to complain that pitching out of the bullpen made

him peptic and difficile due to the anxiety of not knowing when he would get the call, so this nickname is very fitting I think.

"When you get that nice celebration coming in the dugout, and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done." -Matt Stairs

by Aufheben on Dec 24, 2009 7:04 PM PST up reply actions  

Actually I think he said it gives him diarrhea

"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King

by Buck Turgidson on Dec 24, 2009 7:27 PM PST up reply actions  

as long as he's giving up the trots or runs on the mound that's fine

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Dec 24, 2009 7:40 PM PST up reply actions  

LOL, there is that, I suppose.

Still better than all the various xx-y (Miggy, Huddy, Chavvy) and x-rod lameness that poses as nicknames these days.

What makes it work for me is the song.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by UncleLeo on Dec 26, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

MY Christmas just got a whole lot shinier!

When I saw the bottom line on ESPN at work today I practically did backflips! Sow fucking awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Merry Christmas everybody! And great to have you back for another year, Duke! You are the man!

Cheers!-MRod

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Dec 24, 2009 4:01 PM PST up reply actions  

let's start it!

queue the background music

Duke Duke Duke… Duke of Hurl hurl hurl, Duke of hurl….

everybody, sing now!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Dec 24, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

Gah!

Your day breaks, your mind aches.
You find that all her words of kindness linger on
when she no longer needs you.

by danmerqury on Dec 24, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

Now I'm Heading up the river with a boat 'n a paddle

and I’m handing out BEAT-DOWNS!!!

"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King

by Buck Turgidson on Dec 24, 2009 11:33 AM PST up reply actions  

as for me, I'm merely gonna spark another owl.

"Sniff some krazy glue, and start a religion!"- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Dec 24, 2009 1:18 PM PST up reply actions  

Beat me to it. LOL!

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by UncleLeo on Dec 24, 2009 12:24 PM PST up reply actions  

I think they should play that during his starts

And someone should bring a sign that reads “dukedom” and leave it in L-CF

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Dec 24, 2009 12:27 PM PST up reply actions  

I'll be playing it in my head.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by UncleLeo on Dec 26, 2009 10:30 AM PST up reply actions  

That's the second time I've seen that

misspelling on AN. I mention it not to correct or to criticize, but only because I find it fascinating how idioms will reinvent themselves to keep up with technology.

Back in the dark ages, before iTunes and playlists, we did not queue our music. The music was played by a band, and the bandleader would give the musicians a cue so that they’d all know when to start. So whereas now you might very well queue the background music, when the idiom originated you would always cue it.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Dec 24, 2009 3:35 PM PST up reply actions  

I actually do realize it in the strictest sense

But since I have that song on MP3, it was more appropriate to say I queued it up (as in putting it into my playlist).

Nevertheless, Lawrence Welk would be proud that you remembered him. And-ah one, and-ah two…

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Dec 24, 2009 5:14 PM PST up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

….. /pant pant
/deep breath

…OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

by cityplANner on Dec 24, 2009 10:33 AM PST reply actions  

Very Happy right now!

"Carter's 25-game hitting streak isn't any normal streak. He's 46 for 97 (.474 average) during the run, adding 16 walks and compiling 81 total bases in the process. I'm out of superlatives for what he's doing." - Kevin Goldstein

by Syphon on Dec 24, 2009 10:34 AM PST reply actions  

Just saw it and..

I fistpumped madly through the air.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, A’S FANS!

by spottedstomper on Dec 24, 2009 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

I have just upgraded the A's Winter Meetings

from a C to an A+++++++++++++.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 24, 2009 10:35 AM PST reply actions  

C'mon Nico;

The Wallace for Taylor trade bumped that up to at least a B for me. I LOVE Michael Taylor.

by spottedstomper on Dec 24, 2009 10:36 AM PST up reply actions  

is it just me,

or is this offseason vaguely similar to the last one. the only thing we haven’t done yet is trade away good players for a superstar for half a season. other than that though, a lot of f.a. signings and trades. hmm so much for a quiet offseason.

BUT DUKE!!!!! yay

by thewhizkid on Dec 24, 2009 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

This just made my freaking Christmas.
Only a couple days ago I had resigned myself to losing Duke, but this makes me so happy.

This also should speak volumes about this organization. Frankly, I really thought that he was going to move on with everything he had dealt with, that he would want to get a fresh start and be somewhere else. But this shows how comfortable he is in this environment, that the A’s handled his situation with care and showed that they take a vested interest in the livelihood of one of their own.
I look for Duke to be scary good next year…

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by stranahanahan on Dec 24, 2009 10:37 AM PST reply actions  

Hate to be a spoiler

But I hope that guaranteed part is not more than $2MM.

by Manstein on Dec 24, 2009 10:38 AM PST reply actions  

Agreed.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by UncleLeo on Dec 24, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!

Base salary is 2 million according to Slusser.

by Jessse on Dec 24, 2009 4:03 PM PST up reply actions  

wouldn't that be more of a TWHS?

…flexibility on the back end seems like more of a gay thing…

"Sniff some krazy glue, and start a religion!"- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Dec 24, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I never realized that line was Seinfeldian.

Ugh, now I feel dirty for having used it so many times.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Dec 24, 2009 4:52 PM PST up reply actions  

great episode

in which that line was repeatedly used when straight men (primarily Jerry) were mistaken for gay and were trying to avoid that label without seeming homophobic. It perfectly captured the unease of many liberal men who are horrified either by being thought gay or by being thought homophobic, which is why it’s reached “classic” status.

by Faust on Dec 25, 2009 9:44 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm really curious if Beltre is in reach...

He is rapidly losing suitors, what with Derosa now likely going to SF, and the BoSox seemingly out of the race.
If we were able to sign him to a 2-3 year at $7-9MM/yr. I would be ecstatic with this offseason…

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by stranahanahan on Dec 24, 2009 10:39 AM PST reply actions  

The Giants are so stupid

They’re going to lock themselves into 2 years of a 35 year old who just had wrist surgery, and Derek Lee is a free agent next year. Morons.

by Jessse on Dec 24, 2009 10:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Or they could just get LaRoche and leave Panda at 3B

Not really much different from having DeRosa play there.

by cityplANner on Dec 24, 2009 10:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Makes way too much sense

"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King

by Buck Turgidson on Dec 24, 2009 11:35 AM PST up reply actions  

Knowing Sabean they probably get both

put DeRosa in the OF, and LaRoche at 1B. Since their OF right now looks like Lewis-Rowand-Schierholtz.

And they don’t play good enough collective defense to be a “3 CF” OF we’ve seen popping around but they don’t hit either.

Or trade Panda for a veteran outfielder. and put DeRosa at 3B and LaRoche at 1B.

If the Giants are smart enough to get Matt Holliday, that would be awesome though.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Dec 24, 2009 1:12 PM PST up reply actions  

That blows my mind

Lewis in LF? Do we not have 6 mediocre outfielders better than Fred Lewis?

"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King

by Buck Turgidson on Dec 24, 2009 1:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah, we do.

The Giants pretty much HAVE to get someone to play the outfield this offseason and force out Schierholtz or Lewis.

 It’s just that they’re strapped by Lincecum’s eminent arbitration award and can’t go after someone like Holliday or Bay until after that arb case.

 Which is why I could see a Token Mediocre Vet being traded for.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Dec 24, 2009 1:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Well we have Hairston...

What would they be willing to give up?

In a related question, when is the last time the A’s and the Giants made a trade?

"To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying" - Ichiro

by Philip Christy on Dec 24, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

Rajai Davis was the last trade

but that was the Giants DFAing him and the A’s picking him up.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Dec 24, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

Hairston killed the Giants while he was in the NL West

That plus breathing = Sabean target.

"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)

by CaliforniaJag on Dec 24, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

heh

"They (The 1989 A's) are the best team I ever saw"- Mike Krukow

by 9Custs on Dec 24, 2009 3:56 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm pretty sure they have not made a trade

during Beane’s era.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Dec 24, 2009 3:40 PM PST up reply actions  

Yeah I can't think of anything in the last 8-10 years...

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by stranahanahan on Dec 24, 2009 5:21 PM PST up reply actions  

When MLBTR made those Excel files

showing each GM’s trades, there was no Sabean on the Beane file. And I’m pretty sure there hasn’t been any since then either.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Dec 24, 2009 11:59 PM PST up reply actions  

I could absolutely see this happening

Most of all, I think Sabean will freak out at the lack of power on the market and will be the only GM dumb enough to come close to matching LaRoche’s asking price (3 years $30MM).

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by stranahanahan on Dec 24, 2009 5:20 PM PST up reply actions  

Exactly what the A's needed

The Duke of Hurl will make everything ok.

by Trojanbrand on Dec 24, 2009 10:40 AM PST reply actions  

There is no "Duke of Hurl"

Unless you also want a “Blogfather that hurls.”

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by Nico on Dec 24, 2009 10:40 AM PST up reply actions  

why not the Duke of Puke?

"Sniff some krazy glue, and start a religion!"- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Dec 24, 2009 1:23 PM PST up reply actions  

cause he's never had a bad season in the Majors

and we got him back for a base Salary of 2million, less than he would’ve gotten via arbitration and he has 3.5 million reasons to not puke all over himself this season.

by Jessse on Dec 24, 2009 4:10 PM PST up reply actions  

Thank you Duke!

Wise decision young man. This is the best christmas ever!

ok, not as great as that one where Nico got me a GI Joe, but
pretty freakin’ close

"Tonto think Billy Beane need to make team full of squirrels and bears."

by OptimistPrime on Dec 24, 2009 10:41 AM PST reply actions  

Happy Happy Joy Joy

What a great holiday gift. Glad to have him back.

What do people think about the rotation now?
I’m in favor of:
Braden
Duke
Anderson
Gio
Cahill/Mazzaro/Cassevah with my inclination leading to Cassevah if he looks serviceable during spring training. Delay the clock on Cahill/Mazzaro a little bit and give them some more time to work the kinks out in AAA. If he looks serviceable we could possibly give him 8 or so starts to see how he looks – if he’s succeeding then we look at how Cahill and Bizzaro are doing in AAA and have a good problem on our hands of too many pitchers. If he struggles, then we can hide him in the pen if we want to keep him and bring up Cahill/Mazzaro.

by DCAthletics on Dec 24, 2009 10:42 AM PST reply actions  

Our top of the rotation is looking very good

Braden, Duke, Anderson is the foundation of a very solid rotation. If we sign Beltre, we definitely have a chance to be competitive next year going the defense+pitching route, as a Beltre signing would give us an extremely good defense all around. I’m starting to like this offseason more and more…

Jack "The Must, Just has no Rust, ain't no Bust, after him the ladies Lust, turns pitchers into Dust, likes his pizza with no Crust" Cust

by FrankCohen on Dec 24, 2009 10:47 AM PST up reply actions  

Then replace Cassevah with Mortensen.

problem solved.

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Dec 24, 2009 1:21 PM PST up reply actions  

You know the saying "that's a good problem to have"?

That’s not.

"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)

by CaliforniaJag on Dec 24, 2009 3:22 PM PST up reply actions  

I hate Mortensen

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Dec 24, 2009 3:49 PM PST up reply actions  

i hate that he's been rushed through different levels

lets see what he looks like after hopefully a full season at AAA or working in our pen in a role similar to Gaudin circa 2006.

by Jessse on Dec 24, 2009 4:13 PM PST up reply actions  

What makes duke any worse or better than harden

Both had their injury issue off and on with A’s. Duke might have been one of beane’s best deals ever in acquiring him. But the reality is he missed a chunk of 08 , most of 2009, and now they’ll be counting on him again. I personally wouldnt mind a reunion with blanton if phillies are still having payroll issues. I just cant trust duke unless they bring in more other rotation stability.

by MagicMike23 on Dec 24, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

Bah Humbug!

"Tonto think Billy Beane need to make team full of squirrels and bears."

by OptimistPrime on Dec 24, 2009 10:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You are now officially

the Wet Blanket of AN.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Dec 24, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Well for one thing

Harden was more expensive than Duke as he signed for 6.5 mil plus about another 3.5 in performance bonuses IIRC. Not that it makes your point invalid at all but I’m sure cost effectiveness was a big factor.

by Trojanbrand on Dec 24, 2009 10:52 AM PST up reply actions  

I doubt Harden would have come back anyway.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by UncleLeo on Dec 24, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

Well for one thing,

he can pitch like a #1-#2 while Cahill saves service time by pitching in AAA, and if/when Duke has an owie you have Cahill ready to step in — plus he’s under contract in 2015.

Now if Cahill is simply going to make the rotation out of SP, then you can do the same with Mazzaro. Given how good the A’s “replacement pitcher” is going to be, getting 20+ starts out of Duke and then replacing him with Cahill, or Mazzaro, or Gio, is hardly a bad pitcher — in fact it’s a very good one.

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by Nico on Dec 24, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not that worried about Cahill or Mazzaro's service time. They're not exactly Matt

Wieters or Evan Longoria. They’d be very lucky to be worth a lot in 6 years.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Dec 24, 2009 3:50 PM PST up reply actions  

I love the Tonto sig quote

This team will have a lot more squirrels than bears, that’s for sure.

"HARK! BUT LOOK OVER HERE, IT'S A COST CONTROLLED COCO CRISP! DOES MY USE OF ALLITERATION HYPNOTIZE YOU?" (PL78)

by CaliforniaJag on Dec 24, 2009 3:24 PM PST up reply actions  

don't be a stick in the mud

It’s good for all — the A’s had already invested a lot of time in him, and Duke was clearly guaranteed a starting spot (which is what he wants to do) for this year. After that, who knows, but if he performs well it will be good for us and good for him on the FA market. If he does poorly, then it’s only a year.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Dec 24, 2009 11:24 AM PST up reply actions  

Dope!

Hooray for Duke’s return!

"Yeah, all I could find was Triple-Sec and rootbeer...What?! You mean you had tequila the whole time?!"

by talex on Dec 24, 2009 10:44 AM PST reply actions  

And I heard him exclaim

As he drove out of sight

Duke is where he belongs

Everything is all right

Trust me, you can count on us, we're always inconsistent
Tomorrow was like yesterday, today is always different

by fps31520 on Dec 24, 2009 10:45 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHHHHH!

(In the voice of angry Vyvyan from The Young Ones)

I BLOODY HATE 80’s GENESIS! THEY’RE A BUNCH OF SPOTTY-BOTTOMED POOFS!

(In the voice of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys)

EVERYBODY F**KIN KNOWS RUSH IS BETTER THAN GENESIS!

"Sniff some krazy glue, and start a religion!"- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Dec 24, 2009 1:26 PM PST up reply actions  

Turn It On Again>Behind the Lines>Duchess...

Man of Our times>Duke’s Travels>Duke’s End

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Dec 24, 2009 2:46 PM PST up reply actions  

(puts fingers in ears and sings)

A modern day warrior… mean mean stride
Today’s Tom Sawyer… mean mean pride….

(instead of “la la la I’m not listening”)

"Sniff some krazy glue, and start a religion!"- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Dec 24, 2009 10:16 PM PST up reply actions  

Hemispheres > Moving Pictures > Permanent Waves >

A Farewell to Kings > 2112 > Signals

Your day breaks, your mind aches.
You find that all her words of kindness linger on
when she no longer needs you.

by danmerqury on Dec 24, 2009 10:37 PM PST up reply actions  

Welcome back, Duke

Best news I’ve heard re: the A’s in a long time!

by Slappyfrog on Dec 24, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

Great News!!!

Good to see him come back. I am sure there is a comfort level with the A’s especially since he suffered his depression.

Rotation looks quite good now.

by Trainman on Dec 24, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

Are we sure?

Braden/Duke both have durability issues
Cahill, Mazzaro should be in AAA
Outman will still be out till midseason if no setbacks.
Gio despite great stuff, still has control issues. One could argue he should join the other 2 in AAA.
Anderson should be good.

by MagicMike23 on Dec 24, 2009 10:49 AM PST up reply actions  

We all have durability issues

"Tonto think Billy Beane need to make team full of squirrels and bears."

by OptimistPrime on Dec 24, 2009 10:50 AM PST up reply actions  

Optimism Reigns Supreme!

Braden and Duke are both well rested and are going to have great seasons.
Outman will be back stronger than ever
Gio got Control for Christmas
Anderson should be great
Cahill and Mazz will work out the kinks and be up soon

"Tonto think Billy Beane need to make team full of squirrels and bears."

by OptimistPrime on Dec 24, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

quiet you!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Dec 24, 2009 12:10 PM PST up reply actions  

YYYYAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

"I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it" ~ Mae West

by Blicks on Dec 24, 2009 10:47 AM PST reply actions  

It must have been the "Get Well Duke" banner we made for him

"Tonto think Billy Beane need to make team full of squirrels and bears."

by OptimistPrime on Dec 24, 2009 10:50 AM PST reply actions  

:=)

Have we started on the “Stay Well Duke” banner?

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by Nico on Dec 24, 2009 10:53 AM PST up reply actions  

i woulda rather signed harden...

"They (The 1989 A's) are the best team I ever saw"- Mike Krukow

by 9Custs on Dec 24, 2009 10:53 AM PST reply actions  

good for you...

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Dec 24, 2009 10:54 AM PST up reply actions  

seriously am i way off?

harden was dominant (when healthy, obviously) with us. I don’t know what the cubs’ dumbass pitching coach told him, but he sould have said “throw your fastball low, and your changeup lower” Since both pitchers will probably only make 20-25 starts, i’ll take harden

"They (The 1989 A's) are the best team I ever saw"- Mike Krukow

by 9Custs on Dec 24, 2009 11:37 AM PST up reply actions  

Harden would have cost more for the same starts

even with all else being equal, for that reason alone, I’ll take Harden. But with Duke, I mean he had clear physical injuries, but we don’t know what effect the depression had on his prior performance. Obviously, though, he will do at least as well with his depression resolved.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Dec 24, 2009 11:42 AM PST up reply actions  

Not to mention we would have to look at that idiot smirk when he leaves after four and two thirds and 93 pitches

"Not in your wildest alcoholic nightmare would you ever imagine such events unfolding!" Bill King

by Buck Turgidson on Dec 24, 2009 11:44 AM PST up reply actions  

Physically, I'd take Duke over Harden, but...

…Duke’s got the double-whammy going against him, so I’d personally rather have neither.

What are we at the park for except to win? I'd trip my mother. I'd help her up, brusher her off, tell her I'm sorry. But mother don't make it to third. ~Leo Durocher

by UncleLeo on Dec 24, 2009 12:28 PM PST up reply actions  

ok yeah i didnt know duke was only like 2 million guaranteed.

my bad

"They (The 1989 A's) are the best team I ever saw"- Mike Krukow

by 9Custs on Dec 24, 2009 1:29 PM PST up reply actions  

+1

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Dec 25, 2009 10:08 AM PST up reply actions  

he would rather have not signed with us

"If you hit .440 with 20 bombs, you don't have to do s---. You don't have to bring a glove to practice, just hit and leave whenever you want. You can bring a 40 and smoke a cigarette and call me from the parking lot asking me what time the game is, and I'll tell you. You can even say 'F--- you, Steve!' Actually, don't say that, that wouldn't be very nice." -Steve Friend, Head Coach, Chabot College Gladiators Baseball

by flipgatey3 on Dec 24, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

or

BOTH

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Dec 24, 2009 10:59 AM PST up reply actions  

i would be ok with it

but im just not a huge cust fan. i think if we do sign beltre,like mentioned somewhere above me, we actually look like a good team.

by thewhizkid on Dec 24, 2009 11:01 AM PST up reply actions  

Neither am I

but all of a sudden I’d like to see him stick around for one more year. We have enough pieces to rebuild with at this point where I feel it is time to compete.

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Dec 24, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

But if you feel we're ready to compete

Than the money you would spend to sign Cust could be better spent trying to acquire a more reliable power hitter (aka a rental type player)

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by stranahanahan on Dec 24, 2009 5:25 PM PST up reply actions  

Which reliable power hitter is available for $4M?

OK, Adrian Gonzalez, but he costs many players

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by WaddellCanseco on Dec 24, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

i like this

"If you hit .440 with 20 bombs, you don't have to do s---. You don't have to bring a glove to practice, just hit and leave whenever you want. You can bring a 40 and smoke a cigarette and call me from the parking lot asking me what time the game is, and I'll tell you. You can even say 'F--- you, Steve!' Actually, don't say that, that wouldn't be very nice." -Steve Friend, Head Coach, Chabot College Gladiators Baseball

by flipgatey3 on Dec 24, 2009 11:08 AM PST up reply actions  

Even this can't put a damper on today.

DUUUUUUUUKE!!!

Your day breaks, your mind aches.
You find that all her words of kindness linger on
when she no longer needs you.

by danmerqury on Dec 24, 2009 11:23 AM PST up reply actions  

I love how the thread title is so long that it pushed the Facebook and Twitter icons up.

DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUKE

Your day breaks, your mind aches.
You find that all her words of kindness linger on
when she no longer needs you.

by danmerqury on Dec 24, 2009 11:11 AM PST up reply actions  

yay!

So much happier to see the Duke back in the Green and Gold, and especially not wearing that uniform with the obnoxious ‘B’ on the cap.

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Dec 24, 2009 11:03 AM PST reply actions  

But in Dukes case

it’ll be Black and Gold

I'll have a sandwich and a draft(sic). - Bill King (RIP)

by BleedGreen on Dec 24, 2009 11:07 AM PST up reply actions  

Go Pirates!

oh… wait….

"Sniff some krazy glue, and start a religion!"- The Reverend Billy Lard

by Gaijin_Suketto on Dec 24, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe now that he's not depressed he'll stop wearing black.

There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

by iglew on Dec 24, 2009 3:44 PM PST up reply actions  

How do you know he's not depressed?

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Dec 24, 2009 3:51 PM PST up reply actions  

Maybe he'll go Goth now....

Zeigler to Geren…."A-Rod? He’s my bitch." -alox

by mrod on Dec 25, 2009 10:11 AM PST up reply actions  

For as much as I love Duke

His ridiculous season a couple of years back was flukey. He’s a mid 3 ERA pitcher, not a sub-3 ERA pitcher. That said, I love love love this signing. Now he have a very strong number two behind Anderson (well, Braden is a strong number 2 as well, so we have two 2’s!).

Hopefully Gio get’s a spot, and then I don’t know who’s left for the fifth spot.

"I am happy because I do not have unrealistic expectations"- Karma Ura...or an A's fan.

by DyeLongJustice on Dec 24, 2009 11:14 AM PST reply actions  

A mid-3 ERA pitcher is just fine with me!

Your day breaks, your mind aches.
You find that all her words of kindness linger on
when she no longer needs you.

by danmerqury on Dec 24, 2009 11:19 AM PST up reply actions  

well you and me both

I’m just saying I don’t think Duke is an ace, or anything. I think Anderson is likely to be our ace this year.

"I am happy because I do not have unrealistic expectations"- Karma Ura...or an A's fan.

by DyeLongJustice on Dec 24, 2009 11:21 AM PST up reply actions  

I could definitely see Anderson taking the next step forward this season.

And hey, if a mid-3’s ERA pitcher is our number 2 (or possibly 3?), we’ve got a great rotation.

Your day breaks, your mind aches.
You find that all her words of kindness linger on
when she no longer needs you.

by danmerqury on Dec 24, 2009 11:27 AM PST up reply actions  

I think the 2nd half of last season

proved that he is already prepared to make the next step.
If there is nothing else to be excited for in 2010, at least we’ve got an absolutely dominant pitcher in Anderson.
Those back to back shutouts last year were absolutely scary. He is the kind of pitcher who can completely take over a game…

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by stranahanahan on Dec 24, 2009 5:28 PM PST up reply actions  

What next step? Even if he repeats his 2009, he's absolutely awesome.

The next step is Lincecum territory.

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Dec 24, 2009 7:10 PM PST up reply actions  

I just mean repeat his 2nd half performance

For an entire season

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by stranahanahan on Dec 24, 2009 7:14 PM PST up reply actions  

I don't know if anyone has mentioned Outman's return.

Won’t he be a maybe by summertime, or is that still too soon?

by paris7 on Dec 24, 2009 11:50 AM PST up reply actions  

I think that was mentioned as a target date

but it seems like these days, players come back sooner than their targets

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Dec 24, 2009 12:05 PM PST up reply actions  

hoo-ray!!

You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}

by micdog2001 on Dec 24, 2009 12:11 PM PST reply actions  

Duke

Duke! Duke! Duke of Earl! Now keep Raj and resign Jack and I will lov the A’s forever.

by Graybeard on Dec 24, 2009 2:58 PM PST reply actions  

Yay Duke!

It's not the results, it's how you look going about those results -- Tim McCarver

by WaddellCanseco on Dec 24, 2009 3:52 PM PST reply actions  

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