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Big Huge Changes Coming To AN On Tuesday!!!!!!

Or maybe it's minor tweaks that you'll barely notice, I'm not sure. Who has time to read these memos carefully?

Scheduled for Tuesday (though as with the cable guy, it could be anytime between 1:00pm-5:00pm and may not in fact show up on Tuesday), AN will undergo what is called a "visual refresh." Presumably it's not much.

However, I'm going to reserve judgment, having endured euphemisms too many times before -- such as my dentist saying, "This may pinch a little" (Translation: "You may hit the ceiling when I hit this nerve") and my principal explaining that the new student "Can be fidgety" (Translation: "Hide your breakables, and don't plan on getting any teaching done while he's in the room").

Not that you should rely on me for sophisticated technological information. Having mastered the On/Off button only last year, I just recently discovered that there's a function -- it's actually a single key on the typing-board thing -- that if you keep it pressed down you can type all the same letters, only they show up capitalized. I know!!!

But my understanding, such that I can have any when it comes to the technological side of life, is that while AN will look "pretty much the same, just not identical" following this visual refresh, among other purposes this is the first step in a project to speed up load time (woo hoo!).

I also wanted to let readers know that I have a series of fun and different features planned for the off-season -- I'll wait until the World Series is over to announce them next weekend -- so I hope folks won't take off directly into hibernation, as I plan for this off-season to be especially filled with new features ranging from "entertaining" to "instructive" to "well that's different!" Stay tuned...

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sounds good to me

i usually just read stuff and never post or comment but i think im gonna try and get a bit more involved, this is my favorite team what else would i do with my life haha.

cant wait for whatever you have planned.

by Twan54321 on Nov 1, 2009 10:11 PM PST reply actions  

THINGS ARE CHANGING BUT WE CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT!!!!

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Nov 1, 2009 10:24 PM PST reply actions  

-Every IT person in the history of mankind

Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving

by PaulThomas on Nov 1, 2009 11:03 PM PST up reply actions  

Or at least in the history of IT

Mankind’s history extends rather farther — though the IT person who is aware of that is rare.

by el campysino on Nov 1, 2009 11:08 PM PST up reply actions  

“I’d like to tell you about the new cave paintings that are going to drop tomorrow uhrrgg, but its on a need to know basis. Besides uhrrgg, it’ll just confuse you anyway”

by Future Ed on Nov 2, 2009 4:05 PM PST up reply actions  

No, that's different.

THINGS ARE CHANGING AND I’M NOT GOING TO TELL YOU WHAT!! I’D LOVE TO BECAUSE IT’S REALLY COOL but your eyes will glaze over within 0.75 seconds, thereby minimizing my ability to revel in what is actually an awesome achievement and will make your life easier in such a way that within an hour you will already be taking it for granted and complaining about other stupid shit that you could easily figure out yourself if you just took the effort to think it through before calling the helpline to complain.

by oblique on Nov 2, 2009 9:53 AM PST up reply actions   2 recs

I think I love you.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Nov 2, 2009 10:41 AM PST up reply actions  

There is no "i" in Teamocil. At least not where you'd think.

by GreenNGoldSooner on Nov 2, 2009 9:46 AM PST up reply actions  

You want a euphemism?

Start with “A different brand of baseball.”

Unsurpassed.

by el campysino on Nov 1, 2009 10:49 PM PST reply actions  

I for one

Will grab all of my stuffed animal friends and wait in front of the screen with bated breath, refreshing the screen every few seconds!

"Tonto think Billy Beane need to make team full of squirrels and bears."

by OptimistPrime on Nov 2, 2009 10:14 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

you rock.

this is teh awesome.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Nov 2, 2009 11:41 AM PST up reply actions  

Please please please

let it include abandoning Helvetica/Arial for Verdana, Calibri, or anything screen-friendly. Or better yet, let it be undefined sans-serif so that it will fall to your browser’s default.

"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan

by iglew on Nov 2, 2009 10:58 AM PST reply actions  

IT is good...

Baseball is good…

$1 double cheeseburgers are good…

Oakland closer( A-Bay) is good…

The foundational Western philosophical quote; "I think, therefore I am..." applies to everyone except Booby "the joke" Crozby

by MMunoz33 on Nov 2, 2009 11:40 AM PST reply actions  

Bobby Crosby no good...

The foundational Western philosophical quote; "I think, therefore I am..." applies to everyone except Booby "the joke" Crozby

by MMunoz33 on Nov 2, 2009 11:43 AM PST up reply actions  

Beane needs to trade for Swisher and we'll

give the Yanks T. Buck, E-Patterson, Wuertz, and Dana Eveland…

The foundational Western philosophical quote; "I think, therefore I am..." applies to everyone except Booby "the joke" Crozby

by MMunoz33 on Nov 2, 2009 11:41 AM PST reply actions  

hello, my name is joe. how is it i may help you this day?

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Nov 2, 2009 1:19 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm still waiting on hold.

But I expect to be referred to a knowledgebase article I could have found myself very shortly.

"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico

by jeepers on Nov 2, 2009 1:24 PM PST up reply actions  

i have many attractive squirrels to show you.

please let me see your nipple ring and we can talk to the big gray chicken together.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Nov 2, 2009 1:28 PM PST up reply actions  

Nipple?

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Nov 2, 2009 1:32 PM PST up reply actions  

Nipples are only one form of currency I'm authorized to accept at this time.

Please take sock from pants and replace with live mongoose. I am having sexy sexy time with your sister and cannot be interrupted at this juncture.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Nov 2, 2009 1:34 PM PST up reply actions  

It's just...

That’s a little too high for a ring.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Nov 2, 2009 1:45 PM PST up reply actions  

I'm just hoping the stylesheet used

Is amenable to the firewall at work. It’s currently touch-and-go whether I can post from there.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Nov 2, 2009 3:59 PM PST via mobile reply actions  

The new AN is making me slightly nauseous.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Nov 3, 2009 5:00 AM PST reply actions  

Yeah, we seem to have taken a step back in the design of the site.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Nov 3, 2009 7:25 AM PST up reply actions  

Yeah. Interestlingly enough the design has gone...minimalist

I can only assume they had to take a step back in aesthetic value in order to improve functionality. Boooooo….

It will take some getting used to.

I'm a happy seal

by SwisherThresher on Nov 3, 2009 9:54 AM PST up reply actions  

Strike out the slightly

IT SUCKS

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Nov 3, 2009 7:55 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm not sure if I like it or not

I know it’s different. I like some parts of it. Other parts are….different…..

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Nov 3, 2009 8:14 AM PST up reply actions  

um... what exactly are we talking about, here? :D

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Nov 3, 2009 8:18 AM PST up reply actions  

Hey! Get your mind out of the gutter!!

See, too much white space on the page allows too much time for you to get distracted. Focus man, focus…

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Nov 3, 2009 8:29 AM PST up reply actions  

Oh I'm focused all right. Woo!

CRAP! Gutter again. Sorry.

They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick

by mikev on Nov 3, 2009 10:07 AM PST up reply actions  

I'm an old man, but....

I think it’s beautiful. Clean, simple, elegant

by As Fan in the Bronx on Nov 3, 2009 7:14 PM PST reply actions  

ZOINKS!

A font change, less dark grey on the borders and positioning the banner ad to the top of the home page! Wow three suggestions I actually made 2 years ago when the “new” AN came online…

I like it – good job.

Let’s Go Oakland!

by reggiejax on Nov 4, 2009 1:37 AM PST reply actions   1 recs

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