Playoffs Thread - Day 2, Game 3
The triple-header finale features Two Teams We Love to Hate. Well, most of us, anyway.
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gymnastics?
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Don
He’s strict.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 8, 2009 7:21 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm being mysterious.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
oooooo.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions
lol at the Fosters' ad
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
An Aussie I know said it's Aussie for BAD beer
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I want to go to Australia
and just swim in the ocean as much as possible. It looks so beautiful over there
Snorkeling the Great Barrier Reef!~
That would be cool
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:32 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna do it one of these summers
that and I want to spend a summer in Europe oh and a summer in Fresno as well. I want to visit all the great spots.
I would start with a winter weekend in Fresno and work up to it
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Fresno could be the palate-cleanser
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Ah Fresno in the winter
that could inspire me to write that book of poems on raisins that I’ve always wanted to do
I love Northern California in the winter.
Everything is green and and it’s cold, which is to say it’s green and cold and that’s mighty, mighty close to green and gold.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
Watch "the soloist" or the rest of this game?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
whack yourself in the testicles with a whiffleball bat?
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
not if you stand on a chair.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
put one leg on one chair, leave some space,
put the other foot on the other chair. Take the bat, square it to your forehead. Start from here and swing straight down.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm gonna wait until after the game.
If you don’t hear from me, you’ll know.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Okay, not that wannabe iPhone ad...the one they showed three times last night
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
The other one has Chevy Chase, Molly Shannon, Dana Carvey and Darrell Hammond...maybe someone else?
All SNL alums.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Legally, yes.
His soul died years ago.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions
So what you're telling me is that Dana Carvey and Dane Cook are not, in fact, the same person.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
This is what I'm saying.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No, see, Dana Carvey was in Wayne's World
as such, he is awesome.
Dane Cook is just bad.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Interesting I cant figure out which team I loath more.
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
I don't like having to root for Boston during this series. Playing with fire.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Doing that always makes me feel dirty
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Lester, Lackey- what a bowl of....
I can only muster for the Twins and Rocks.
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
Heh
I also secretly want the Dodgers to wipe the Yanks only for how they unceremoniously dumped Torre.
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
I completely agree, I just kind of like Joe Torre in a 'great uncle' sort of way.
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
Joe Torre is a hell of a nice guy
but I’m sorry 1988 did happen and I will hate the Dodgers forever because of it.
all those people are gone.
They only return to lecture us for innings at a time on prostate health.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions
Did you go buy a new TV??
;-)
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
no, but I did think about it.
I’m makin’ signs!
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
rats.....make signs first - buy TV next!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions
...
Step 1 – Make signs
Step 2 – ????
Step 3 – New TV!
"Get heavy!" - Kotsay
by OaklandInvader on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I've got to steal all of your underwear somewhere in there.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
For a second there
that sounded a bit like that old Rob Schneider SNL character.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That's who I was channeling.
That and Donkey making waffles.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Now that would be some payback to think about.....
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:37 PM PDT up reply actions
So, did baseballgirl's head asplode in the 9th inning of the LA-StL game?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
She was so happy she called me while driving to share the moment.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
She said she was driving by the stadium at the time
I think it was her thought rays that did it!
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
And so his mother left him there.....
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Yummy once, yummy twice, yummy chicken soup with rice
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Alligators All Around and one more.....
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:38 PM PDT up reply actions
One Was Johnny
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Who lived by himself - right?
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
AND LIKED IT LIKE THAT!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
There's a good show on Sendak @ the Conyemporary Jewish Museum right now.
In play, tease(s)? by ElQuesoCapitan on Aug 15, 2009 3:27 PM PDT
I'm kind of looking forward to seeing WTWTA
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:40 PM PDT up reply actions
WHERE?!
Seriously, what’s this from?
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Four book series for kids by Maurice Sendak
a counting book, alphabet book, manners books. KIds love them and the illustrations are charming.
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions
I WROTE THESE AS A CHILD.
for the longest time I’ve had memorized:
In September for a while,
We will paddle down the Nile
On the backs of crocodile.
Paddle once, paddle twice,
Paddle chicken soup with rice.
Since I was six that’s been burned into my brain.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
You know them then!!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
I had no idea the source, tho.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Is Lester the guy that was injured earlier this year?
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:35 PM PDT reply actions
Geez, can this game move any slower?
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Like that game last night - I thought it would NEVER be over!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
I once saw a game where Mike Moore pitched against Charlie Hough and
it seemed like time froze the game was so slow. They would both just stand there forever thinking about their next pitch and of course Hough would always throw the same pitch. That’s 4 hours of my life I can never get back.
The only A who could ever hit Hough was Hendu
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
no such thing
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
hot links.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
(with the onions and the peppers)
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions
Walking the bases loaded is not a good playoff strategy.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
That one pitch looked like a strike. It'll really hurt if they score here.
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:42 PM PDT up reply actions
The pitch tracker thingy showed it just clipping the outside corner.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
If he can manage to walk in a run here, I'll be really impressed
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Truly.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
only the most impressive pitchers know how to do that. like kenny rogers.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Oct 8, 2009 7:59 PM PDT up reply actions
Swinging on the high pitch - too bad, vlad.
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:44 PM PDT reply actions
But he did not spill his draft beer
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
whoops
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:46 PM PDT up reply actions
...

"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
"Please tell me the other one's still in my pants."
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
I got I got it I got it
Offfff McGwire always said close your eyes before catching it!
Whee! slegnA fans heartbroken
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
We can be callous to whichever fans are watching in this series!!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions
baby burn
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
TWSS
Right?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 8, 2009 7:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Ooh, physical abuse of a baby?
Continue…
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Did AK ever make that play where the 3B cuts in front of the SS and throws the runner out at 1st?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
All I can remember are the recent errors.......
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Blah.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Bad call.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
He was out!! Time will tell how this will count in this game!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 7:58 PM PDT reply actions
He was out
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Fucking umpires
Quit feeling sorry for the slegnA. They deserve nothing but defeat.
Anybody know how many wild card teams have won the series??
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:03 PM PDT reply actions
World - that is
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks - just curious
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
HOw long has there BEEN a wild card team? Seems like it wasn't always the case.
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions
there would have been
but the strike wiped out the post season. then cal ripken saved the sport.
I'm here to talk about the past.
God bless his non-steroid-taking heart!
And GOD DAMN those McGwire and Sosa characters!
They did nothing! Nothing! To help rebuild the sport.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions
You know, I know you agree with me because I recognize your snark.
But seriously, what kind of revisionist history are we selling here when we say he saved the sport? The long ball saved the sport and McGwire and Sammy chasing Maris, that’s what made us all buy in again.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions
and my girlfriend at the time.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Since they went to 3 divisions
1993 looks like it was the last 4-division season.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
3 divisions per league, that is
1993 was the last 2-division per league season.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Oh so THAT"S why it happened.
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
but lately the extra series’ have been a complete bore. much in the same way that i can bore you to tears with my post-season knowledge.
I'm here to talk about the past.
WHO WON THE WORLD SERIES IN 1945, 67M??? HUH??
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
damn, he's good.
with my help, he can be the best.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions
1945 World Series (4-3): Detroit Tigers (88-65) over Chicago Cubs (98-56)
Thank You BB Reference
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid goat
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Well, I'm turning in
Hope no one wins…see you all tomorrow.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
Sweet dreams
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions
out
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
ack
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
is that like a snack attack?
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
I re-read that original post and it totally reminded me of Billy Joel song
working too hard gives you a heart attack ack ack ack ack ack
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions
do snacks attack with a bat?
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I think it's like
The Chronic-cles of Narnia.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I've figured out my strategy for watching this series
I just have to root for 5 blow-outs by the road team. That way I never have to see or hear any slegnA or Red Sux fans being happy.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
So I left for a minute....how'd they score?
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions
3-run HR to center by Hunter
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Torii BOMB.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
figures.....he's a good player
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Thanks everybody
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
I like him,
but he spells his name in an annoying manner as well.
GO SAWX!
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe you should root for the team no ex can claim.
don't care if i ever get back.
by AV on Oct 8, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions
That'd do it!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
You have too many ex's !!!!!
my ex hated BB
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions
My ex hated me.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
well that makes sense
I’m lucky one of my ex’s is on a different continent and I’m still friends with one of the others.
I just got back from being away all day
what did Torii Hunter do to Uncle Fester?
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
I didn;t see it but my friends kindly told me a 3 run homer
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Well that's one thing about the internet.......I can't see the expression on your face
so I can read it as kindly! Until you disabuse me of the notion. ;-p
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
well, I cheer for every NOT Bobby Crosby GDP
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions
So this one time, I thought I saw a really really buff Keanu Reeves at the gym...
so then I looked again…and again…then i decided it wasn’t him. the end.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
does he live in the phoenix area?
to be honest, i still am unsure, lol. i should just asked him for his autograph anyway.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions
but i did meet a girl who had a thing with Brett Wallace, and still talks to him!
I will plant my evil seeds of good luck…
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions
Gad....that guys voice is annoying
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:32 PM PDT reply actions
Even though Bobby is an FA
can we trade him for Jamarcus Russell?
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
well at least jamarcus could throw heat. and it's not like he'd have to worry about people actually covering the batter...or anything
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions
but at least he'd hit angels!
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
i was never good at arts and crafts
so i can understand that.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
can you draw stick figures?
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
i can never get the stick right. i can draw a mean circle though.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions
CB Bucknor doing his best Don Denkinger impersonation
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Sheesh. Clearly out. Again.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
OMFG, he was out by nearly a full step
What a terrible call. That’s two in, what, 3 innings by Buckner?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
CB Bucknor, 1 for 3?
Good for a hitter, not so much for an umpire.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
The Bucknorator
Umping first! Making terrible calls!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
rob sneider is an A's fan?
i think we’re found our problem! it wasn’t bad hitting after all…
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
"Custy! The takester!"
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
You know, that's actually what it's like listening to John Sterling call a Yankees game
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
wow. just wow.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
I don't know I think he likes the Giants
it was Cal Ripken’s last game at the Coliseum so it was a special game. They had the jets fly over which was cool.
i wonder who adam sandler likes
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions
That was salb918
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Giving ohad a piggyback ride
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I don't even know who I want to win this game
Evil…or Eviler
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
Many of us in the same boat....our collective karma is not gonna sway this game either way!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions
good catch.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
indeed it was
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
They need to do one of these Fidelity retirement ads with Crosby
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Nut up or Shut up!
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions
oops that wasn't a reply.
that should be Barton’s commercial tho
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i think i have diarrhea of the hands tonight. anything i see on tv comes out on keyboard.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions
that's me pretty much every game thread
whatever comes to mind first I go with. Sometimes it works (no really it does) and sometimes it’s really, really bad
thats me pretty much every day.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
i have such a bad feeling that it truly is the yankees year this year.
they actually have good pitching again.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
Lowell is a gray beard....should he be retiring soon?
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions
So I was looking through some of my old Excel files.
I have a spreadsheet titled “Sports Memorabilia Inventory”.
And I wonder why I’m single.
Anyways, I totally forgot about that 2005 Playboy with Jessica Canseco on the cover, in an A’s cap. Neat.
I'm here to talk about the past.
Pictures
Please?
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Rated-R Movies
I can get in to see them, so why can’t I see this?
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by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
The first R rated movie I ever saw was Apocalypse Now on HBO
when I was 8. It didn’t screw me up at all…..the horror, the horror
I simultaneously feel repelled by you
and drawn closer at the same time.
Must be my self-loathing.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions
Admitting you have a problem is the first step Mr. 67
I got rid of my baseball cards when I turned 21 seemed like it was time to grow up.
It's not the collecting, it's that I actually took the time to log them.
I'm here to talk about the past.
AND you still have the file!!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:04 PM PDT up reply actions
lord, don't I know it.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 9:12 PM PDT up reply actions
This game is about to be over if the slegnA
score again.
God I hate the slegnA. My phone is already ringing.
Roommate?
Tell him “Fuck you” from a sign shop in FLA.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions
and from me
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Time for The Office
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
One of those innings where it's really hard for Ramirez
to point the ol’ finger.
I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal
Time for bed. Goodnight, folks!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Sweet dreams
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions
(pokes head in)
is everyone still mad at me for laughing?
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
Yeah, that, pretty much.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
He was just being all rational in the midst of a storm of irrationality
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:18 PM PDT up reply actions
When in Rome, I say...
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
What? No way
Laughing is good for you and us
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:15 PM PDT up reply actions
That seemed like it was a close play than it should have been.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
*closer*
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Probably because he was safe.
Whoopsidaisie.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hockey
I’m watching the Sharks now. They’re beating the Blue Jackets, 3-2, as the second period is coming to a close.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 8, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions
Bowling
I don’t watch that.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Is that a sport?
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
ESPN
They televise bowling. It must be a sport.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
They televise spelling bees and poker, too
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Poker
Some say it’s a sport.
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by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
the televised arm wrestling too...once
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, barf.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Seriously, NOW Boston sucks.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
well this game is over
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
Oh well
This game is well over.
If Boston lose tomorrow it’s ovah.
PUKE
Boston - self destructing
I can feel their pain having felt it a few times at the hands of this team…..
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:16 PM PDT reply actions
oh my gosh.
I just saw the replay of Holliday’s error. !!! (I’m sure you all have great reactions in the other game thread, which I shall go explore momentarily.) But… WOW. It makes me laugh, but I also feel bad for him. I would have preferred him to just be normal in the playoffs — not do anything great, not do anything awful. …That didn’t turn out so well.
You're way nicer than I am.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
When I first saw the headline, I laughed.
Then I watched the replay, and I felt kinda bad. So… maybe I’m marginally nicer than you.
It was the post-error flop that sealed the hilarity factor for me.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
I finally saw it....oh man.
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est
He lost it in the lights
a la Emil Brown…exactly like Brown, 27th out and the games over.
It must be that band of lights between decks.
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Oct 8, 2009 9:26 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, I think he found it in the nuts
"If Vin Mazzaro comes anywhere near me with shaving cream he’s gonna be coming away with a bloody stump" – Dallas Braden
Hey, you know what's awesome?
I can actually watch this game and not care too much, because the A’s can’t lose! There is a silver lining in everything.
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
I see some ST losses ..March
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Oct 8, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm goin to AzFL...so our players can still lose?
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Does that mean we go into 2010 undefeated??
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions
the same as years 2000-2008!!
I think we went into 1999 at 0-1, based just on a bad ST.
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Oct 8, 2009 9:30 PM PDT up reply actions
ST Segment Depression1!!!!!
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions
They can't win, either.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
that's ok. mathmatically we're still comin' out on top!
we lose more than we win!
"If Bowden was a general contractor, he'd build houses with nine bedrooms, six garages, no bathrooms, and half a roof."
by DyeLongJustice on Oct 8, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions
This pitcher musta heard a million bad shakespeare jokes.....
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:32 PM PDT reply actions
Last Chance for BRS
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:36 PM PDT reply actions
OK, so the Anaheims are ahead, but it's all good when you realize
just how awesome Schadenfraude can truly be
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
Are the Saux Fans quiet
Or did Anaheim defend their territory well from Saux fans?
Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin
Over! til tomorrow
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 8, 2009 9:46 PM PDT reply actions
Um, does this mean I have to root harder for Boston now?
Ugh.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yep
I have to.
You are lucky. I live with a Yankee/slegnA fan. I get it double in the playoffs.
I feel sick after hearing the slegnA win. I just know these fukkkkkers are probably destined to win it all but they must be stopped.
I was wondering where you were through this
Clearly we don’t hate the slegnA enough. This blows.
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 8, 2009 9:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Obviously the answer is MORE HATE.
We can do better.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Yes
I watched “the soloist” instead of innings 3-8 and not the game. I didn’t focus enough.
At least the movie was redemptive, which is more than I can about this game
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 8, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
No worries, it'll be the Twins and Rockies in the WS
those with “nothing to lose” play looser. That’s why WC teams show up so often.
MLB playoffs suck, philosophically speaking. I watch with interest, but IMO it’s a hockey format and is bad for baseball championships.
"It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics. " GB Shaw
by One won lost won on Oct 8, 2009 10:00 PM PDT up reply actions
how would you do it if you could design the ultimate playoff format?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 8, 2009 10:02 PM PDT up reply actions
Pit, spike-covered.
Loin cloth, one weapon, small, single-handed.
Remember the first fighting pit they put Conan in? Kinda like that.
Maybe you can find one made by Go F**k Yourself San Jose... -Poppy
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 8, 2009 10:06 PM PDT up reply actions
nice
Ortiz vs. Sling Blade
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 8, 2009 10:09 PM PDT up reply actions

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