Open Thread: World Series Game 2
It's a pity party, people. I am stuck at the office. So I don't get to see Pedro resume his Daddyness against the Yankees. I don't get to see the Phillies try to make it two straight at that new and shiny stadium. And I don't get to see Alicia Keys!!
It's official; God hates me.
But hey, I don't want to bring you blessed bloggers down, too. So go ahead and enjoy Game 2 of the World Series.
And when you speak of me, speak well.
Your lineups (A.J. Burnett for NY, Pedro Martinez for the champions)
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Isn't it game 2?
Yesterday didnt count?
"I'd be careful though. The AN girls know their stuff and can back their sh** up and dance circles around guys like you and me, up and down the block, all day every day and twice on Sundays. And that's why I love them :-D" - Me
Great, now I look like a dumb dumb and no one knows what Im talking about.
"I'd be careful though. The AN girls know their stuff and can back their sh** up and dance circles around guys like you and me, up and down the block, all day every day and twice on Sundays. And that's why I love them :-D" - Me
yeah, but you've been getting better and better.
When you first started commenting, I thought you were Oaktoon’s new alias.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 5:27 PM PDT up reply actions
it's okay.
You’ll forget all about it later.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
World Series Game 2
I think the Yankees will even it up tonight.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 29, 2009 4:52 PM PDT reply actions
Yo people
What’s the over/under on Jeter getting buzzed upstairs tonight?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
I'm at work, too, you know.
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you making anything cool tonight Bloom?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions
a double-sided banner for a church.
Those are always a little tricky.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:19 PM PDT up reply actions
you should put a small A's logo on the bottom of your signs
your trademark, of sorts
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
that would be BA.
I just might start doing that.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Double sided church sign?
Is that for a two-faced church?
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
(they worship Satan at night)
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
i thought it was they worship satan during the day
then pray before they go to bed
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
as far as a game plan, that's probably more sound.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
woof!
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
hey there!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
I gave a guy in my department today and tomorrow off so he could fly to this game
and he said I was the best boss ever. But I still hope the Yankees lose.
is he a Yankees fan?!
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:20 PM PDT up reply actions
yes, although he told me he'd give them up and become an A's fan
after he moved here. But clearly he has not rid himself of his lingering Yankees love.
that would be a shock to the system to go from being a Yankees fan to an A's fan
Penthouse to the poor house
on Peachtree Street.
A’s= crumbling two bedroom bungalow in El Cerrito
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
should have made the day off on the condition he purchase A's tickets for himself
and wear an A’s hat
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
should've made him work late and laughed maniacally.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
Did Buck just call Burnett Beckett a min ago?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
probably.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
isn't this game being broadcast by the ESPN muppets?
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on the radio, I mean.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions
yup
Miller and Morgan, I think
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:22 PM PDT up reply actions
is that feed on the internets at all?
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:23 PM PDT up reply actions
http://espn.go.com/espnradio/affiliate
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:25 PM PDT up reply actions
you mean people are TRYING to listen to Joe and Jon...
eww, gross!
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 5:32 PM PDT up reply actions
It's a sad state of affairs when Joe and Jon are a better choice than the butt-munches on TV
Hey Al, just go away, baby.
you're either a dirty girl or you bring it out in boys.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
she is both
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:24 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Dirty
She brings it out in me.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 29, 2009 5:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Sweet Biscuit!
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
Apparently, John Goodman is the color commentator for Philadelphia.
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yeah, him.
and I resemble him, so shut up.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:28 PM PDT up reply actions
I was waiting for the LF ump to call that one foul
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
strange, huh?
He looks the EXACT same as he did 12 years ago.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
i liked him with the long hair better
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:29 PM PDT up reply actions
mullet?
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:30 PM PDT up reply actions
Hola. I get about 30 minutes of baseball tonight.
GO PHILLIES!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Hmm, seems like A-Fraud should have gotten an error there?
But it’s good for Stairsy, so I’m cool with it.
@worldblee on Twitter.
Matt F'in Stairs!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
Goodman thinks that Burnett's breaking ball can produce wild pitches.
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she thinks he should bring her chicken.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:37 PM PDT up reply actions
There was a Roseanne joke and I missed it?
That’s what I get for doing the dishes.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:14 PM PDT up reply actions
You just know Guiliani's seat was chosen for maximum camera time
Which equates to maximum nausea time for me. Thanks, FOX and Guiliani.
@worldblee on Twitter.
Sit down, pretty boy.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
No, you're the preppy bastard.
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
*making mental note*
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
modest, too.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
Godzilla can barely move anymore
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
maybe John Goodman sat on him.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:39 PM PDT up reply actions
LOL true
I’m waiting for the Vlad vs. Godzilla vs. Landon Powell race
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 5:40 PM PDT up reply actions
To increase the entertainment value
They must be in costume as in a mascot race at the stadium.
@worldblee on Twitter.
hot dog costumes, ala Milwaukee
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:44 PM PDT up reply actions
I had that once, upon returning from Bangkok.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
this reminds me of a bad play I saw once...
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:48 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice play by Lawndart!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
that's MR. Lawndart, to you.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Nice!
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
If you don't already follow JPosnanski on Twitter...
Yes, Pedro’s fastball is 10 mph slower. But you know how a boxer never forgets how to punch? Pedro does know how to pitch.
I asked a big Yankee fan how long it would take fans to start booing A-Rod again. He said “One more loss.” He overestimated.
Day seized!
that's all just wonderful news!
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Goodman is quite pleased with Ibanez.
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hairston has ants in his pants or something
his stance is distracting
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
combination of crank and liquid heat he laced his underwear with prior to gametime.
These guys and their rituals…
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:45 PM PDT up reply actions
annnnnnd
Ibanez’s catch just exploded the millions of peoples heads who immediate scream TERRIBLE DEFENDER every time his name is mentioned.
anyone going trick-or-treating on saturday?
i just hauled home a bunch of candy – twix, snickers, m&m’s- any takers?
you wanna know if I wanna come over and partake of your candy?
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:46 PM PDT up reply actions
Sony and Cher.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:47 PM PDT up reply actions
If you have to ask....
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:50 PM PDT up reply actions
yup.
listen, iglew’s not here, so I’ll just come out and say it, if the thought of dressing up as Cher doesn’t excite you, then…well, I’d wager that xdressing might not be your bag, baby.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:52 PM PDT up reply actions
Screw Iglew!
I look better in heels, dammit!
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:16 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm not going to go trick or treating
but I am going to make some candy
Some sort of toffee, I reckon, yeah
Maybe fudge? I’m hoping to borrow a sugar thermometer off a friend
you definitely need a candy / sugar thermometer to get it at the right stage depending what you are making
Yeah... I've tried to use the various, uh, more traditional methods
with varying levels of success…
I do too
but I am a little worried about its effects on my fillings
made from lettuce?
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
baby carrots are trying to make me gay.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
That's why you have to wrap them in Snickers packaging
By the time they figure it out, they have no idea where it came from.
@worldblee on Twitter.
apparently, John Goodman knows a lot about WS history.
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the interesting thing is...it makes it kinda cool.
He really does sound enough like Goodman that I’m imagining Walter from BL calling the game.
YANKEES, YOU ARE ENTERING A WORLD OF PAIN!
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:53 PM PDT up reply actions
he's a good actor.
He was really good in that Scorsese one about the ambulance drivers, too.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
that's it.
I liked that one.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
NOT THE BEEEEEES! NOT THE BEEEEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYEEEEEEESSSSSSS!
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
I never saw it.
The movie, that is. I’ve seen that Youtube montage a million times.
I do kinda want to see the whole flick, though. If that clip is any indication, it’s gotta be hilarious.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
i think it's supposed to be haunted, looks it
but i think he was selling it
it’s in the garden district, with those cool houses with the iron gates, near ann rice’s old house and eli/peyton manning’s childhood home
I've been to New Orleans a couple of times
but I don’t know it that well. I haven’t been since Katrina though.
i was there last year, it's worth seeing post katrina
they are still recovering, you can still see marks on houses where fema was looking for people, sections of neighborhoods without any houses
I have some friends who saw a Super Bowl there
and the parts they remember they say were a lot of fun
Nun fetishes are hawt.
…and a little creepy.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:17 PM PDT up reply actions
those are hawt, too.
…and a little less creepy.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
that's what leather masks are for.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
he was a huge force in making the NFL what it is today.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Fetish nuns= good
New Orleans post Katrina= a lot more Central American and a lot less Chocolate than it used to be. Since this directly remedies New Orleans third’ biggest problem pre-Katrina (just behind poor flood control and rampant gang violence), which was a total lack of edible Mexican and/or Central American food, I am pleased.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
hmm. okay.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:20 PM PDT up reply actions
just smile and nod...
the friendly people in white coats will be here for me soon. Hopefully, they will be bringing pizza.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
if they're bringing pizza,
I’m coming with you.
Your words are right on. I thought they were cool.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
Is it true
that he who fucks nuns will later join the Church?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
or, maybe reversed order.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 7:05 PM PDT up reply actions
Everyone was great in that movie.
Especially John Turturro.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
John Turturro is great
even in movies he’s not in!
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:22 PM PDT up reply actions
4th inning.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:54 PM PDT up reply actions
The great thing about Girardi rolling with Burnett in game 2
is that I like our odds with Hamels vs. Pettite.
And Blanton vs. Joba? Is that it?
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
let's see how this one ends up, but I like the way you're thinking.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:57 PM PDT up reply actions
Not Joba -- Gaudin!
The possible ex-A’s matchup isn’t quite what the ex-Indians matchup was.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
They're going Gaudin in game 4?!
No offense, Chad, but now I love our chances.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
He's the #4 guy
It’s either Chad or going back to CC. AFAIK they haven’t announced what they’re going to do yet.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
they lose tonight,
they’ll start talking about CC coming back for game four.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:00 PM PDT up reply actions
No problem -- Robin Roberts is still alive!
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
That sounds fair.
What is this, two seasons in a row where CC Sabathia has had to pitch 900 innings in October?
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
No, Fat Man pitched last night
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
tonight, he's in the bathtub.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 5:55 PM PDT up reply actions
Looking at that slider in the dirt...
I wonder if Burnett prefers Molina because he doesn’t trust Posada to block his slider if it bounces, and he ends up hanging more of them when Posada is behind the plate.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
...he does kinda look like the gnome. good call.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:02 PM PDT up reply actions
and another one
The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09
Howard's pretty good
but he’s no Dan Johnson.
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
I love that the Fremont "parking lot with a mayor" part of the video
was filmed on their bathroom floor.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
Just realized that Chris Carter totally has Ryan Howard's batting stance.
But from the right side.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
Aw, look at those young Yankee rapscallions
Holding their $79.99 Yankee™ flags.
@worldblee on Twitter.
I heart John Peel.
RIP
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
DEREK JETER ROBERTO CLEMENTE AWARD. REPEAT. REPEAT. REPEAT.
Beep.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
Can't a pitcher pitch from the windup with a Molina on 1st?
"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s
would it be mean if I volunteered to do it?
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
it was fine during recess in the 2nd grade
should be be fine now
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:18 PM PDT up reply actions
...did you grow up in a Nirvana song?
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:19 PM PDT up reply actions
Hayward
does that count?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
actually I think it does.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:21 PM PDT up reply actions
It's okay to eat fish,
‘cause they don’t have any feelings.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
I ALWAYS think that.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Can we get a HR while they're talking to Girardi?
I’d like to get his reaction on that.
@worldblee on Twitter.
"Well, Joe, I just think that Burnett's style will...GOD DAMN IT!"
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Yay!
I’m useful!
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
MIKEY!
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
Does Chase Utley's listed weight
include the product in his hair?
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
serious
a couple jars of Dep in that
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:24 PM PDT up reply actions
It'd be faster to empty a dozen jars of hair gel in a bucket
and just dip your head.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
If I were him, I'd just get me one of those life-size LEGO hair helmets.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
smooth.
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by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
oh damnit werth
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
Dude, Matt Stairs looks 60 years old.
Wow. Guess I haven’t seen him in a while.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
irony?
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:25 PM PDT up reply actions
disown them, suzy
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:26 PM PDT up reply actions
or have a funeral and invite their friends
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
Cut his/her brakes and send him/her on an errand?
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
well, assuming you're opposed to killing them,
the next best thing is to go directly to the courthouse in the morning, explain the situation to the county clerk and insist that you wish to ban this person from any familial ties.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:27 PM PDT up reply actions
A restraining order wouldn't hurt, either.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:28 PM PDT up reply actions
send him cigars laced with LSD
CIA style
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
shit, send me cigars laced with LSD
and I’ll come back from the other side with a detailed handicap of the 2010 AL Season for your gambling pleasure.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
oh fuck
damn you, texarkana!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
A's killer kills Phillies.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
maybe.
….let’s introduce him to Sylvester Stallone and see what happens…
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:29 PM PDT up reply actions
worked in both the ALDS and the ALCS
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:32 PM PDT up reply actions
Stupid Yankee fans made me think A-Fraud's lil' fly ball was something serious
@worldblee on Twitter.
It looked gone from the way A-Rod hit it.
And considering it’s A-Rod, I figured it was long gone.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
by fans you must mean Buck and McCarver
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:31 PM PDT up reply actions
barely ;-)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
wrong Buck, honey.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
one I kind wanna fuck and the other I kinda wanna fuck up.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:34 PM PDT up reply actions
I laughed, until I realized that it wasn't OakA'sHoney that said it.
Then I laughed harder.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
Yay!
I’m funny!
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
so
whatcha gon du?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:33 PM PDT up reply actions
normally yes
but for the next week he can talk all the shit he wants as long as the phillies win
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
that's fine but he's not the most influential player to walk into Yankee stadium
hell he’s not even in the top 50
yeah probably not. certainly not yankees player and likely not the most influential
non-yankee either
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:37 PM PDT up reply actions
yeah, but you gotta kinda pump yourself up to pitch there.
and in the late 90s, he DOMINATED these guys.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
But he is the most influential plyer to ever walk into Jankee Stadium.
Piece of shit, that stadium is.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
is Jankee Stadium in the DR?
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
hi friends
stopping by, good game. Pedro’s thrown a lotta pitches already, hmmmm.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
did you have a good birthday?
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:35 PM PDT up reply actions
I had a birthday that was just to die for
arguably the best one ever out of 43 so far and about 39 I remember.
We played & recorded and ended up doing this gorgeous kind of “In a Silent Way”-ish improvisation, & when I mixed it later that night and played it back thru I cried tears of joy that we had given birth to that on my birthday.
Any birthday featuring tears of joy is pretty good, IMO.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I play guitar/bass/drums
The other night I played bass for the first hour and drums the second…. we also got this crazy improv where I am bashing away like Michael f*ckin Clark on the drums, it’s rather amusing.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 6:42 PM PDT up reply actions
Haha, it's the messing around (more than usual) that always gets the best takes.
Glad you got to have an awesome birthday.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
that's us
we are 100% improv band, crafting moments in the language of vibration with no premeditation.
97% of it is tripe & compost, but there’s the 3% that brings you into the light of what it means to truly live.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 6:45 PM PDT up reply actions
Very, very nice.
It takes a rare breed of musician to pull off good improv. A pretty strong knowledge of theory helps, too.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
I am sort of the spine of it
it’s usually me that drives the sort of melodic/harmonic path of whatever we’re doing, & that has to figure out where it’d be interesting to go if I’m in A and the guitar is playing in D, I might go to B let’s say LOL
For me, improvisation is the most stimulating way to make music because it lets the rock determine in a substantive way what the sculpture will turn out to be.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
Oh, absolutely.
Playing pre-composed music or composing new music are great, but there’s a place you can go with improv which is entirely unique from anything else. Unique to anything else in life, actually. It’s a wholly different state of mind.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
yeah
it’s a whole state of mind & a way to diversify one’s perspective on temporality and the passage of time, it can be amazing and 8 hours can go by in like 4 minutes when you’re eyeballs deep in the mood of it.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 7:01 PM PDT up reply actions
that sounds cool.
I’m glad you cried on your birthday.
Um…wait….
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:39 PM PDT up reply actions
Bloom did you get my Marvin Gaye outtakes birthday mix?
If not, you should, it is highly recommended.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
oooh,
that does look worthy…
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
has your good name
writ large upon it, IMO you’ll WAY dig it. Remixes of wildness by yours truly, too, many hours of editing and fun.
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 6:43 PM PDT up reply actions
yueah that was/is my 2009 b'day gift to all my friends, grab it and get down like you mean it
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
twss
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
hahahaha hi gymnastics person
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions
GYMNASTICS.
Hey emp.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Dang it, I should cut a track tomorrow since it's my b-day
But I have plotting to do and can’t take a day off.
@worldblee on Twitter.
GENE WAIT
Why don’t you lay down that track now.
With us.
Here.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
You know,
I put my pants on the same way you guys do: one leg at a time…
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:52 PM PDT up reply actions
So last year some time I was wandering through some department store
and not only did I see a MORE COWBELL tshirt, complete with Will playing the cowbell on it, but I found a superimposed Walken t-shirt that said I GOT A FEVER AND THE ONLY PRESCRIPTION IS MORE COWBELL.
Needless to say I left with two new articles of clothing.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Fellas,
trust me…you’re gonna want that cowbell in there.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:54 PM PDT up reply actions
speaking of cowbell & improvisation & pants
the record that (IMO, all subjective) features the sickest 40 minutes of drumming in the history of rock music (also Kurt Cobain’s favorite) has just been reissued in deluxe format… if anyone is feeling muy rojo
Hey, I just bought the team from Lew Wolff... who wants to play third?
by emperor nobody on Oct 29, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
I love how they somehow turned whole-tone scales
from its usual dreamy, transient territory into mean, muscular music. It’s King Crimson’s second best, at least.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
Tony Levin is a god.
I desperately want to mess around on a Chapman Stick.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
I cannot tell you the last time I wore pants.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
9:38 and I think there are rapists out there waiting for me to leave.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
I think I'd have to pitch.
maybe once I got to know him….
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:41 PM PDT up reply actions
maybe.
if he doesn’t say anything stupid.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:47 PM PDT up reply actions
gp.
(hums loudly)
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:48 PM PDT up reply actions
i'm just hoping the power doesn't go out here again
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:38 PM PDT up reply actions
Wow, I've just been running, the sunset in San Francisco is really pretty tonight
though, this scoreline, less so
you gotta watch out for muggers, Bob.
I’m worried for you.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:40 PM PDT up reply actions
I'm ok, not all of the city is a crime ridden heap
mostly, it’s quite nice.
besides, i don’t have my wallet when i run, just my keys. Which would be awkward to lose, I’ll grant you
I thought was gonna be out
Ball is not really carrying in the cold night air.
@worldblee on Twitter.
Ruiz couldn't have hit that any better.
No power, I suppose.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
Wooooo double!
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
OMG shut up Howie Long.
You and that little annoying girl.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
except he's an incredible douche now.
Raiders are supposed to go out like Lyle, not clean up the older they get.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
well, I like Collinsworth unreasonably too.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
So much for the slugfest I thought this would be
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
i'm waiting for the burnett blowup
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:51 PM PDT up reply actions
yes
in my closet
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:53 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
you would know
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
It still may yet.
Especially if Pedro keeps hanging those curveballs.
And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.
that was fortuitous
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
so the next time I call Esteban "wily",
remind me of this game by Pedro and what “wily” really means. He’s struck out six.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
Pedro's hair looks like it's sewn onto the back of his hat, like one of these

Except, yknow.
Less Scottish
you know we've put a lot of crazy pics up here this year
but this is the only one that might give me nightmares
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:55 PM PDT up reply actions
"the faceless kiltsman" is coming for you.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
(retreats to corner in the fetal position)
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
You never would've survived the Mystery Machine.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
I once saw the inside of an Oakland crackhouse.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:56 PM PDT up reply actions
i once ate at a cracker barrel
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
no
but i did have the munchies
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 6:58 PM PDT up reply actions
lol
pretty much
"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey
by cuppingmaster on Oct 29, 2009 7:00 PM PDT up reply actions
hey, don't knock the hash brown casserole.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:59 PM PDT up reply actions
no, I really did that one.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 29, 2009 6:57 PM PDT up reply actions
NEW THREAD OPEN!
http://www.athleticsnation.com/2009/10/29/1107040/open-thread-world-series-game-2
"Bobby Crosby at third is a bit of an adventure. And not like, here’s some hidden treasure, what fun. More like, gah! poison ants!" --alea iacta est

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