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Open Thread: ALCS Game 6 (cont.)

3-1 Yankees at the stretch. It's looking more and more as if the Angels' hopes for staying alive will depend on beating Mariano Rivera. I don't like those odds.

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I H8 NY YANKEES

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Saw someone with a NYY beanie today.

He had sewed a red circle around it with a big line striking through it.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hero

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

An Angels/Yankees game doesn't deserve roomy.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Stuffy.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Doomy

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

shroomy|?

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Argle bargle morble woosh?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

umm yeah - just like that...

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

douche-y.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

Were we spared the lousy Irish tenor during the 7th inning stretch?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

apparently, he's a bad person and can no longer do it.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, Ronan Tynan still sings God Bless America

It’s just that the government hired him to sing it 24/7 to detainees at Guantanamo.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

nope, that's him.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

classy guy

in the UK the other day, they put the leader of the ultra right wing British National Party on TV, with a panel and an audience asking him questions. He was mostly unable to answer for his racism (‘England for the “English”’, whoever they might be), but he did claim that he ’didn’t deny that they holocaust had happened, but it was mostly the result of over-enthusiastic policing".

Again, classy guy

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

facepalm

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, kinda torn about the whole thing, really

(not the holocaust, obviously) – it’s good that he gets exposed as a simple minded racist on live tv, and free speech is important, but it also gives them the oxygen of publicity, and helps to legitism them as a political party.

Jean Marie le Pen, the odious leader of the French equivalent, the Front National, said recently they when they let him go on French TV in the mid 80s, though he did get the shit kicked out of him, verbally, it was the start of his party’s remarkable success…

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't the BNP guy kind of a moron, though?

Le Pen is hateful and disgusting, but he’s not an idiot.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can he list you as a reference?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, Griffin *is* an idiot

and a jerk.

best thing is, though – the BNP might, by law, have to let non-whites join the party; if enough do, they could vote him out of the leadership, and make BNP be something else entirely…

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

that's an interesting strategy....

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Throw the Danes out of the Danelaw!! England for the Angles!!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

over-enthusiastic policing

(blinks)

wow.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooh, I missed this

Why couldn’t they have found that out years ago and spared us all umpteen renditions of “God Bless America”?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

you and me,

we think alike.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

bring back take me out to the ballgame please

why do I have to swear allegiance twice a game?

by sirbed on Oct 25, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

tell me about it.

effing NYers. This is all Guilliani’s fault!

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

might be a vampire.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey wait - I resemble that remark

Oh – you said Irish tenor, not German(-American) tenor. Nevermind.

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

TY to the ads needed by the FoX network

there was a funny typo in FOX but i fixed it….think sux

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Been watching while doing a mailing for work

Seeing all the celebs at Yankee Stadium just makes me want to see the Yankees lose, lose, lose. And then I remember that that would involve the slegnA winning.

And then I reach for my rum.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:04 PM PDT reply actions  

sage.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

Might qualify for QOTM??

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, for JRoll

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

For BBG:

But why is the rum gone??!?!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because it's so yummy

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

What's with FOX's three camera split screen?

It’s like they’re expecting the Brady Bunch to come on screen or something.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:07 PM PDT reply actions  

They're hoping for a shot of Kate Hudson, Rudy Giuliani, and Paul Simon celebrating together

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

A-Rod def.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

yup.

he’s REALLY grow to like it, though.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

No, isn't he Jan?

“Everywhere I go, it’s JETER JETER JETER!!!”

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

good point.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a douche-y network covering douche-y teams.

with douche-y announcers.

……….

At least they’re consistent.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Black taco?

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

black dog

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

black magic

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

black cat

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why aren't there more Cialis, Viagra, and FloMax ads on Fox?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hate that shot

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 25, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

what? where?!

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

IS HE AT THE GAME?!

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

just to be safe, let's light your lawn on fire.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

And it's lit

I hear some gritty screaming and my neighbor can’t believe what he just saw

by sirbed on Oct 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

I love you.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT GUYS. IT'S MARIANO'S 84TH POSTSEASON APPEARANCE.

Thanks, Fox.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:12 PM PDT reply actions  

I just hope one of these guy deposits over that short RF wall

just to shut these two muppets up.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Waldorf and Statler are at the game?

How cool.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

did you take the time ot look up their names or did you know them already?

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahaha.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

+

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

win

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I know my muppets, LB

I may not know where my pants are (seriously, does anyone have any insights?), but I know my muppets without resorting to the interweb for help.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Google "where is nico's pants"

It’s on the first link. You’re welcome.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

apparently you've lost them on something called "styleforum"

whore.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

What do we send for 84th anniversaries?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

A baseball over the fence?

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's been his own nemesis this series.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

That play would have been more awesome

If Jeter had fallen on his face after failing to catch the ball.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Oct 25, 2009 8:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankee fans, stand up if you're a douche

Thank you for confirming what I suspected.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Oct 25, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

dazzle

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:15 PM PDT reply actions  

and dazzling pitch too, mind you

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

Now pitching: Drimble Wedge

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Texeira you boom sexy animal!

"I'd be careful though. The AN girls know their stuff and can back their sh** up and dance circles around guys like you and me, up and down the block, all day every day and twice on Sundays. And that's why I love them :-D" - Me

by Amnesiac on Oct 25, 2009 8:16 PM PDT reply actions  

almost another baseruning fail

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 8:17 PM PDT reply actions  

It's the Angels and the Yankees.

It was depressing from game one.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

this

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Amen

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

A team we loathe is going to lose

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 8:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

a team we loathe is going to win

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's like a Buddhist koan

Maybe Fox can interview Kate Hudson about it.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

The lesser of two evils?

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

People I hate everywhere?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Vlad looks like he's in a lot of pain every time he swings.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:20 PM PDT reply actions  

closer to game 7!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

Vlad!

Tying run’s at the plate…

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

OMG Rivera's post-season ERA just went up! This demands a new graphic!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:21 PM PDT reply actions  

"Paging Ken Starr to the white courtesy telephone"

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

slippery butter-bat

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

[reloads page to see what kind of webs ads show up]

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Girardi's quite anal about his pitchers.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Did they throw you out for being too rowdy?

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, sure

actually I decided I’d rather see the end of the game at home. it was pretty quiet there. The staff was carving pumpkins.

After giggling one and I split the calamari, I had a burger and nice thick cut fries….definitely not your sports bar dive…

by OaklandSi on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

hi...

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That cutter sawed off Morales's bat.

At the hands.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:22 PM PDT reply actions  

gigs, quick!

Wish for another hit!

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT reply actions  

too late

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

patience young man

I’m gathering the hit wishes for a ninth inning extravaganza, crushing the spirits of the yankees “fans”.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm rooting for a game 7.

And then for an earthquake or typhoon or hurricane or something to wipe out Game 7 indefinitely.

And the Phillies will win the World Series by default.

And the Yankees and Angels won’t be seen again until spring.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 25, 2009 8:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

I have to admit...

Mariano Rivera is one of my favorite non-A’s. In general, I want him to succeed. Just not when facing Oakland.

Day seized!

by JLaff on Oct 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

ew. seriously. ew.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like the fact that he does not act like every save was game 7 of the WS

Unlike a certain former-slegnA closer.

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or a certain Red Sox closer.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's more what I'm talking about

He just goes about his job.

Day seized!

by JLaff on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I really want to see that goat movie.

I have no idea why.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

great cast.

quirky.

Me too.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah, any movie that bills "Goat" as an actor on its poster

has got to be awesome.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

it's nico's influence.....

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

There's a zombie on your lawn, there's a zombie on your lawn....

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Tell 'em Halloween is SAT. They're a few days early...

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

So I got a 1230 on my Halloween?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

At least this should be over in plenty of time for Mad Men.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:28 PM PDT reply actions  

not only is it poor taste,

David Spade was supposed to be his good friend.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

big time

we talked about this the other day

by sirbed on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just saw it for the first time tonight

Really gross. How the hell do you pitch that to the client?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You don't. You walk the client and set up the DP.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

how the hell do you pitch that to Spade and get him to say yes?!

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

$$$$$

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

A bit of advice

don’t stay up until 4am playing a game and then drink a 12 pack of Diet Coke to get through the day if you’re over 30.

by sirbed on Oct 25, 2009 8:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Another bit of advice

Don’t do it if you’re under 30, either.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I could do it when I was under 30

but man it’s harder at 36. Damn you Bloom for saying Fallout 3 was so good and being right!

by sirbed on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

After a 12-pack of Diet Coke

your stomach acid should be able to eat through the rebar that Big Hurt used to swing in the on-deck circle.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

you following me with a camera or what?!

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

and of course

he has his token PD/FD hat on

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Oct 25, 2009 8:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ooooh, it's a Moneyball showdown!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

They're gonna stop calling it "New Yankee Stadium" after this season is over, right???

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:31 PM PDT reply actions  

The House That Jeter Built With His Tongue

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

You can ask Minka Kelly about that one.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I think it's funny when Swisher pumps up his bat

If he was playing Wii he’d be doing great right now.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Kendrick FAIL

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

CLANK

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Someone post a picture of the Fail Whale from Twitter

Except with the birds carrying Kendrick.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

super fail.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:33 PM PDT reply actions  

big whoopsie!!

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DOH!

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

The gods really dont like the Angels tonight

"I'd be careful though. The AN girls know their stuff and can back their sh** up and dance circles around guys like you and me, up and down the block, all day every day and twice on Sundays. And that's why I love them :-D" - Me

by Amnesiac on Oct 25, 2009 8:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, Maicer Izturis -- now there's a 2Bman who always makes the play.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

good god

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

more FAIL.

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

OH My God!

"I'd be careful though. The AN girls know their stuff and can back their sh** up and dance circles around guys like you and me, up and down the block, all day every day and twice on Sundays. And that's why I love them :-D" - Me

by Amnesiac on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

It's almost like the Angels don't deserve to play in the WS.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Its like they don't WANT to play in the WS

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Oct 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

almost.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

OMFG.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

WTF WAS THAT

Kazmir tossed a grenade over 1B.

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

lmao

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Slegna FAIL.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Okay, I’m not rooting for the Yankees…but damn. That was funny.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

I am, in fact, LMAO at the moment

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

How to you eff that up ...twice?????

"I'd be careful though. The AN girls know their stuff and can back their sh** up and dance circles around guys like you and me, up and down the block, all day every day and twice on Sundays. And that's why I love them :-D" - Me

by Amnesiac on Oct 25, 2009 8:35 PM PDT reply actions  

self destruction mode is on now

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

good point. Quick, before they hide their shame.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

report plz

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

they....

um…they’re not what I’d call happy with Kazmir.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

and even less so now that we have the GS in order.....

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

I laughed

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:36 PM PDT reply actions  

Here's a selection:

DON’T GIVE UP YET!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s not over yet!
I saw the World Series get thrown away with that baseball
I am blowing my entire season’s use of F-bombs when I say FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER FUCKER.
who was that TO? the cop standing in row 2?
omg that was the funniest thing ever

by paris7 on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like "season over" by Rev Halofan

Excellent role modeling.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is an excellent role model

If the role one is trying to model is how to be an asshat blog admin troll.

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

to be fair,

there were more FUCKER’s.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Shucks! I wanna see!

It appears as if The Rev deleted the entire game thread. Loser.

Member of the AN community since January 2005.

by baseballnut020 on Oct 26, 2009 12:22 AM PDT up reply actions  

gag
C’mon Nick…pull these guys together and help us comeback…

Amen

Miss you Nick…! RIP

by K3YEROUT on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

I may just have thrown up a little in my mouth

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

aaaaaand the Golden Child is up. GREAT.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the A's best moments this season might have been

when the Angels traded for Kazmir. Way overpaid.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

One of the A's best moments this season might have been

when the Angels traded for Kazmir. Way overpaid.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:37 PM PDT reply actions  

you can tell Kazmir hasn't been there long...his cap is still clean!

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

I want a balk

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:39 PM PDT reply actions  

Catcher's interference

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

So we can leave their brains right where they are?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions   1 recs

hahaha!

"I'd be careful though. The AN girls know their stuff and can back their sh** up and dance circles around guys like you and me, up and down the block, all day every day and twice on Sundays. And that's why I love them :-D" - Me

by Amnesiac on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

ZING!

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

winner

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, and QOTM.

Easily.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Oct 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Remember that whole "root for schadenfreude" thing?

Oh yeah.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:40 PM PDT reply actions  

whoa, loaded

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:41 PM PDT reply actions  

Though the pan is too prone to the wok.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

that did not stir things up

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait -- suddenly now you're in Northern Idaho?

What happened to Colorado? You’re running from the cops, aren’t you?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Witness Protection Program?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

upwardly mobile

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then Canada can't be far behind.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

actually, maybe Anchorage

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

To a small farm in Nebraska, to a gold mine in Alaska...

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

It depends.

are we talking about setting the mood for bed or blowing game sixes?

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait...Bed, blowing...what?

Whatever, I’m in.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

hauntingly melodic

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Arizona beat NY too?

Jeez, this day is PERFECT sports-wise so far.

Day seized!

by JLaff on Oct 25, 2009 8:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on, DP time!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 25, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

don't invite him into your home.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buck just got a Broner on that fly ball

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Oct 25, 2009 8:44 PM PDT reply actions  

he may have a rooting interest.

good thing his dad was who he was or else l’il Joe Buck would be the assistant district manager for the Burger King in the Greater St. Louis area.

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

i dont know who his dad was...

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jack Buck

Long-time Cardinals broadcaster – and a very good one, unlike his progeny.

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh - thanks...

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Skip Carey would work the drive-in window

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

With the Hawk taking fry orders from "Skippy" and "Jojo"

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

QOTM

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

is anyone EVER going to do those again?

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can't remember who,

but someone said they were thinking of resurrecting it for the offseason.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Like a zombie-QOTM?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!!!!!

Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor

by Leopold Bloom on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

+1 to that

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You want fries with that?

no

okay so you want fries with that then

no

fries it is then

by sirbed on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I hope they appeal to 3rd and Gardner gets called out!

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:45 PM PDT reply actions  

do you love 'em?

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

they are too rubbery

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

He is. Other than occasionally waiting 5 innings too long

to put the pitcher in the game who arguably should have started.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bob Geren is just boring

Boring to listen to, boring to watch.

Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin

by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, he's not a bad manager now -- wait til February

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

FIRE GEREN NOW

sorry, just a reflex

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

I refuse to rally for either team in this series.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

Though Healthcare reform can wait!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

We want single payer --

and we want Steinbrenner to be it.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice

or he just get Jeter to heal us all with his, uh, healing touch

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Winner!

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Isn't he married?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

i agree with this!

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many Yankee Fans

know that the LA Angels aren’t really Los Angeles?

I haven’t heard any Beat LA chants…

Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin

by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 25, 2009 8:52 PM PDT reply actions  

They root for New York football teams from Jersey.

I think they’ll give LAA a pass.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

any predictions??

here’s the fangraph

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 8:54 PM PDT reply actions  

In the trailer for The Box movie

does the gal press the button…..it’s too quick for me to catch

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The only thing keeping me going in this game

Is that I’ve had the sound off for the last three innings.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Oct 25, 2009 8:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Luckily the freeze cam was there to show the broken bat

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Oct 25, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

A camera shot as cold as the Rockies.

TM.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

On an unrelated note, the Rose Bowl looks insane tonight

http://www.youtube.com/u2

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 8:57 PM PDT reply actions  

benny hinn?

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 8:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh yeah, my friend was posting pictures on his FB earlier

once again, Bono showing the lightness of touch for which he’s famous

subtle as a sledgehammer, that one

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 8:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just wait til they hit the stage!!

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

Tim McCarver should be prescribed as an emetic

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

cuppingmaster, where are you?

i’m sure you’re overjoyed right now

by OakA'sHoney on Oct 25, 2009 8:58 PM PDT reply actions  

For the love of god,

NO MORE KATE HUDSON.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

and Guilliani

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Oct 25, 2009 9:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Rudy should try to steal Kate away from A-Rod

I mean, he hasn’t had a new wife in at least five years.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

I feel extra dirty for wanting to see the Angels lose

Also, sick to my stomach

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 8:59 PM PDT reply actions  

If the Yankees were going to win this series

why couldn’t they have done it in Game 5, in front of a whole stadium full of suffering slegnA fans?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

That would have been better

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 9:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

gah

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Gag.

The funny thing about baseball is that people will believe what they want to believe. -Joe Posnanski 8/29/09

by pam5981 on Oct 25, 2009 9:01 PM PDT reply actions  

Well alright, then.

Go Phillies.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

GO PHILLIES!!!

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Oct 25, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

well there it it.....go phillies!!

"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry

by BERRYJO on Oct 25, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Its true!!

Money can buy happiness!!

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Oct 25, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

Or a facsimile thereof

That robs all others of any possibility of joy.

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Oct 25, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or Stairs

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 9:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Start spreading the manure

Oh wait, FOX has been doing it for the last four hours.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 9:02 PM PDT reply actions  

"nick swisher can exhale"

jeebus, as if he was the only one prone to not-greatness and reliability on the whole team….an ever present potential liability.

alaska A residing in northern Idaho.

by ak_A on Oct 25, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, no more games until Weds. Boo.

p.s. – does anyone here know Excel well?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Somewhat.

What’s up?

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

what formula will count the number of different values i have in a column of data?

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

kind of like a crude stem-and-leaf plot

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many rows in the column? Hundreds?

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hmm

Did you try this

Note that I for

@worldblee on Twitter.

by worldblee on Oct 25, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm okay at it

though I’ve never had to use any of its more sophisticated math capabilities.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

see what i replied to danmerqury

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes yes!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

just numbers

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, this should work, i think

=SUM>0,1))

adjust the cells to match yours

it works on mine, but I have the latest version of excell – i don’t remember if this is one of the formulae they tweeked or not (that was quite annoying when they did that, incidentally)

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 9:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

i guess i should be more specific

i have one array of data that are all unique and another array of the same data, but some aren’t used and some are used.

(I’m trying to match controls to experimentals)

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

woah.... i just noticed that the formula i pasted got mangled

ok – it sounds like it wouldn’t have worked, anyway -

to clarify – you have two columns, A and B (for example), and first of all, you want to see which ones from A are not in B, and secondly, you want to know how many that is?

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 9:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

i just need to know how many different values are in column B

screw col A for all I care, it’s just that I pulled the values from there and I thought it would be easy to compare. I want to use something like Len but that’s only for text

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

oh, ok. in that case, my first formula would have been fine, if it had come out ok

for some reason, double brackets screw this up. lemme try again

=SUM (IF (FREQUENCY (A1:A6,A1:A6) >0,1 ) )

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 9:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

ok, that worked better

just remove the spaces that I had put in to make this work here

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

jode

except, B instead of A

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

yes!

muahahaha. thanks!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

NP

I do love Excel, a lot.

Incidentally, the vlookup method I desribed below is a great way of comparing two large arrays of data, and will work for text and numbers, should you ever need to do that in the future

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 9:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

i get the one you did above

but the vlookup one I have to try. I think I get what it’s doing though.

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

yeah, when combine it with the filtering function

it’s super useful.

incidentally, should anyone reading this want to hire me to crunch excel data, I’m available.

God knows that’s true

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 9:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can you use an if:then?

First, select the column and sort by value, lowest to highest.

Then, in the next column, write a little if:then comparing the value of row A+1 with the value of row A.

If the values are the same, then define the neighboring cell as value 1. If not, then value 0

Find the zeros, add up the intervening 1s, and you’ll have a sort of clunky way of counting.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Oct 25, 2009 9:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

the formula above *should* work

your way would work, too, if you did a =countif(range, >1), or similar

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 9:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

if that's the case, first do this:

=vlookup(A1,B$1:B$20, 1, false)

this will tell you if cell A1 appears in the array B1:B20. If it does, the formula will return that value, if it doesn’t, it’ll says #N/A, or similar.

so, having done this, copy that cell down to the one below, so it says

=vlookup(A2, B$1:B$20), 1, false)

and so on, so you have all the values in column A checked against B. The absent ones will be the ones that have not been used.

then, you can use the formula, =COUNTIF, which will give you the count unused numbers

by bobnothing on Oct 25, 2009 9:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

go phillies indeed!

now I can say this without hesitation: FUCK the Yankees!!

"Do I talk to myself? No, I just remind myself of what I'm trying to do. You know, I never answer myself so how can I be talking to myself?" - Rickey

by cuppingmaster on Oct 25, 2009 9:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL when they kept playing the last pitch and the reactions from the players

and the crowd noise. That seemed like a slegnA doll was being stabbed everytime the crowd roared.

Now Go Phillies!!!!

by Trainman on Oct 25, 2009 9:08 PM PDT reply actions  

I had to give the remote to Mrs doctorK

Holy mother of pearl – how many replays do we have to watch?

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 9:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, Wanda, that knocking on the lens...

…was cute when my friend’s teenage son did it for his school project in 1995.

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 9:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Coming up next:

Ken Burns’ The 2009 Yankees: American League Champions.

And your dream, absolve.
And your path, dissolve.

by danmerqury on Oct 25, 2009 9:10 PM PDT reply actions  

Only 44 chapters

Hey Al, just go away, baby.

by doctorK on Oct 25, 2009 9:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Jackie Autry giving the Yankees a trophy!!

PRICELESS!!

Bring back McGwire and Canseco, that would solve everything

by oaklandfan89 on Oct 25, 2009 9:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Those caps are pretty fugly

It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.

by Englishmajor on Oct 25, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yankees celebrating in a hallway?

Aren’t they at home?

Follow on Twitter - @MAD_Marvin

by Hit4TheCycle on Oct 25, 2009 9:12 PM PDT reply actions  

GAME RECAP IS UP

Here

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Oct 25, 2009 9:15 PM PDT reply actions  

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