Drinking Coffee And Removing Content makes me have to pee.
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 10:07 AM PDT
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I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
Therefore I have removed it.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
I do not trust SBN with any of my content.
Therefore I have removed it.
Therefore I have removed it.
Anybody wanna buy my testicles after I have them removed? Metaphorical balls take up a lot less room in tight trousers and still pump couragejuice in the pinch.
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meow.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 11:14 AM PDT up reply actions
my mother is a fish.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 20, 2009 11:19 AM PDT up reply actions
your father smells of elderberries
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
your mother was a snowblower!
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 11:27 AM PDT up reply actions
YOUR MAMA WEARS COMBAT BOOTS.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
Your mama swims after troop ships.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Oct 22, 2009 7:03 AM PDT up reply actions
I'm too lazy and sick to make a fanpost
but here are some cool pictures I took during Saturday’s vintage Base Ball game in San Jose. (major h/t to englishmajor for letting me know about this)
The umpire:
Yes, that’s how big the gloves were:
Gaylord Perry, getting some vaseline from under his cap:
Day seized!
Beam me up,
Gaylord Perry.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 1:05 PM PDT up reply actions
I tried shoving a wiener up the warp drive, but it didn't do a bit o' good!
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 20, 2009 1:54 PM PDT up reply actions
Vladimir Yesnosovich!
Gin!
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions
You're doing it wrong.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
One of the gags put on by the vintage ball folks
had someone running out to the mound with a bucket of water for Gaylord’s use. A container of oxygen was also delivered to someone who legged out a triple (I think it was Brady Anderson but I mislaid my scorebook).
The Mercury News has a nice slideshow too, although I think many of JLaff’s pics are better!
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
by Englishmajor on Oct 20, 2009 1:26 PM PDT up reply actions
true. they are nice pics.
good job.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
FAIL
It’s not possible to mislay a scorebook.
It’s an open and shut lay case.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 21, 2009 2:34 PM PDT up reply actions
More Rev Halofan FAIL
As soon as I saw the headline “Paranoid Angels Fans …” I knew it had to involve the Rev and his minions of Halos Hell.
Playing the role of Jim Garrison here is someone at Halos Heaven calling himself “Quinlan’s Goofy Swing.” Quinlan’s Goofy Swing has posted frame-by-frame evidence that Rivera spat on his ball …
Elsewhere, someone with the handle “Rev Halofan” seems to think Rivera’s peculiar success as a one-pitch pitcher has at last been explained.
Here’s hoping for more slegnA fail this post-season, for the entertainment value if no other reason.
Hey Al, just go away, baby.
did you watch the video
It really looks like he spat on the ball. Now obviously I’m not going to jump to conclusions about Rivera’s whole career, but the incident is definitely newsworthy.
Unfortunately, YouTube is blocked where I work
The fact that the Rev is all over the story makes me believe it is a tempest in a teapot.
Hey Al, just go away, baby.
There's perfectly good evidence to suggest that Mariano Rivera is "of the debbil"
as they say here in hell Florida.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 20, 2009 1:56 PM PDT up reply actions
The first time I saw it, it looked a TON like cheating
But thinking about it, Mo would have to do that practically every pitch to get much of an advantage. The baseball gets switched so much in today’s game, somebody would notice if Mo spat on every ball he got.
Perhaps Mo only does it when he really needs to? Eh, I’ll go with innocent until proven guilty.
"Loyal? I'm the most loyal player money can buy." - Don Sutton
And it results in a harmless gorundball
Back, and to the left… back, and to the left… back, and to the left.
"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty
A mere 8 some hours later and you got your wish!!
"The trouble with baseball is that it is not played the year round." Gaylord Perry
by BERRYJO on Oct 20, 2009 9:23 PM PDT up reply actions
excellent DLD
If you let your kids read this DLD you are a bad parent or guardian
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
She was singin' Don't turn around, uh-oh Der Kommissar's in town, uh-oh
You’re in his eye
And you’ll know why
The more you live
The faster you will die
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
no no no, it's
"Dreh’ dich nicht um, schau, schau,
der Kommissar geht um!
Er wird dich anschau’n
und du weißt warum.
Die Lebenslust bringt dich um.
Alles klar, Herr Kommissar?"
Falco’s version was a hip hop/rock hybrid ten years ahead of its’ time.
After The Fire were just two bit hacks sucking at the teat of greatness.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 1:09 PM PDT up reply actions
Either way I'm still listening to Falco's version. I just used the translation of what they said, english lyrics don't necessarily mean English version.
Everybody knows Falco>ATF
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
Excellent.
May I gift you with a theoretical trout?
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 1:27 PM PDT up reply actions
He doesn't bestow the TT on just anyone, you know.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 20, 2009 2:09 PM PDT up reply actions
I would be honored.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Oct 20, 2009 10:21 PM PDT up reply actions
Excellent.
Your theoretical trout today is a smoked rainbow trout, grilled over low heat with a lemon-butter glaze, and just a little chili powder on the top for some zing…
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 21, 2009 10:54 AM PDT up reply actions
brilliant!
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 21, 2009 3:38 AM PDT up reply actions
I understand the vehement hatred of all things RevHalofan
but dude, those caps look legit.
Urban also says it's quite possible Duke might re-sign with us
I was sorry to read that there’s little chance of gigglingone’s future husband coming back, although I don’t believe everything Urban writes.
Oh, also, Rick Peterson is going to Milwaukee.
It's the fans that make the game fun. -- Rickey Henderson, July 26, 2009.
he'll be so happy with Ken and his dearth of Nation's burgers.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 20, 2009 1:57 PM PDT up reply actions
They really need to work out a deal-- the A's need him next season
It should be possible to create one with a low base salary but steeply rising incentives (a la Orlando Hudson’s deal this season) that basically guarantees Duke getting paid what he’s worth if he’s on the field.
Speaking generally for a second, I wish there was more creativity in drafting of MLB contracts. You’d think that in one-off deals of such importance, people would be a little more innovative.
Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving
by PaulThomas on Oct 20, 2009 3:34 PM PDT up reply actions 1 recs
The barring of performance based incentives makes it kinda hard to get too creative.
They call their best player "Kung Fu Panda" and they complain that people aren’t taking them or the game seriously enough? -Nick
That could very well be a good idea.
I wish the Duke the best. If he’s ready to play next year and can be signed to a contract with bonuses based on days on the roster or innings pitched (is this still legal?), and a base somewhere between 1-3 million, then cool beans.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions
Agree totally
I know it works against the CBA to a degree, but I’d love to see more front loaded contracts in baseball. Not in Duke’s case, of course, but if you consider the huge pile of money the A’s have available this offseason, they could go after a significant free agent, sign him to say, a three or four year deal, and pay him a big chunk of money in the first year. In that way, they would still have flexibility down the road when some of the youngsters reach their arbitration years.
"PECOTA can pretty much kiss my ass."-Nico
Oooh, front loading...
I like that idea.
I don’t know if it’s a good one or not,
but I like it.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 21, 2009 2:35 PM PDT up reply actions
Well, keep in mind
Front-loading a contract is always worse than back-loading it for the team because you can take the money and invest it for a rate of return (skimming off the interest) until it comes due.
Arguably that’s what the A’s franchise should be doing right now— banking money in preparation for a splurge on elite FA talent a year or two from now.
Linda's in the cold ground, won't see her anymore
Somewhere out on the highway tonight, the drunken engines roar
It's just one of those things, one of those things
-- Al Stewart, "Accident on 3rd St."
In memory of Nick Adenhart and all victims of drunk driving
Rick Peterson...
He was kinda a star when he was an A’s coach… How did his stock go down so far?
Hi ho.
In local news (well Local to me)
Grenade found buried in back yard
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
aw,
go worsh yer mawf owt w/ Sup
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions
Manny Ramirez
Manny Ramirez was in the shower when the Phillies came back to win.
“When I came out, they were turning the TVs off and everybody was coming in,” Ramirez said.
Los Angeles manager Joe Torre wasn’t surprised or upset that his star player didn’t watch the conclusion of Monday’s game.
“Manny has so much confidence,” Torre said. “When we get a lead late in the game, and I’ve taken him out, whether it be for defense or we have a big lead, when we go up to shake hands after the game, he’s in his street clothes.”
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 20, 2009 4:01 PM PDT reply actions
Don't y'all get it?
Manny wears his street clothes under his uniform!
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions
So THAT's why the uni is kinda baggy...
"No matter what I talk about, I always get back to baseball." -- Connie Mack
Scott Boras
Scott Boras has compared clients Matt Holliday and Mark Teixeira to one another.
“These guys are blue-collar superstars,” Boras said. “They don’t hit 50 home runs, but they’re complete players. They can give you something without swinging a bat.”
Teixeira signed with the Yankees for $180 million last winter and Boras was obviously trying to put Holliday in the same price category.
The Ultimate Opportunist
by Rated-R Superstar on Oct 20, 2009 4:02 PM PDT reply actions
I'll help get Holliday signed... I'll write him a song!
He’s your fly-ball droppin, home-plate missin’ man!
And he’s yours for twenty million a year,
get him while you can!
He plays left field with a shovel and a pan,
And his agent is a ragin’ subhuman!
(guitar solo full of bad/missed notes)
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 5:14 PM PDT up reply actions
lol. Catchy.
What you fail to understand in your joyless myopia is that baseball is the key to life-- the Rosetta Stone, if you will. If you just understood baseball better all your other questions your, your... the, uh... the aliens, the conspiracies they would all, in their way be answered by the baseball gods.
by winchester5 on Oct 20, 2009 10:23 PM PDT up reply actions
Here here
It is kind of offensive to say, coal miners and mechanics that some pretty boy babied athletes making over a hundred million while they sit in first class on the way to executive suites are called blue collar. But maybe I just need to switch to de-caf.
by mikedaviswhereareyou on Oct 20, 2009 10:43 PM PDT up reply actions
Actually, your anger is righteous.
So go ahead and switch to Coca Leaves.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 21, 2009 10:56 AM PDT up reply actions
supposedly it takes a whole lotta work
to get a buzz from coca leaves. I’ve been to northern Chile a couple of time for work. The miners in that region (and nearby Peru and Bolivia) often chew coca leaves to keep their energy up during work. Supposedly you need get a big wad of leaves in your mouth and then chew like crazy just to get the perk up effect associated with a cup of coffee or a cigarette.
Coca Leaf Chaw?
I’ve always wondered about a coffee ground/chewing tobacco combination.
Don't sweat it. I'm illiterate.
by methodrampage on Oct 21, 2009 12:17 PM PDT up reply actions
they definitely
have coca leaf tea down there. I think it contains both coca leaves and tea leaves, so you get the caffeine kick too.
you're welcome.
He was before my time, but good thing for highlight reels!
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 20, 2009 8:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Gaijin, you and LB should have a baby together
with your powers combined, you’d be like Captain Planet
I like his shit so much (most times)
that I wonder if we’re the same person.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 21, 2009 3:41 AM PDT up reply actions
oddly enough, we are, but three incarnations removed.
I forgot which one of us came first, but we both have past-life memories of being toilet trained by Joan Of Arc.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 21, 2009 10:57 AM PDT up reply actions
hey LB
you should check out your spot in the final GOG standings… two way tie for 109th place, but ahead of one guy!
I'm disappointed, to be honest.
I’d prefer last place.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 21, 2009 12:58 PM PDT up reply actions
I thought I was all awesomelike
with my 14PPG average,
but I was wrong.
Maybe I’ll do more than one game next year.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 21, 2009 2:37 PM PDT up reply actions
Steve Philips had an affair.
I guess he likes be fucked by more than just trades and crappy free agent signings.
A word of advice: don’t have an affair with someone who is totally and completely batshit insane.
Keep in mind, of course, that "the best defense of Derek Jeter's life" ranks somewhere in between "the best fiscal responsibility of Mike Tyson's life" and "the best not-getting-assassinated-ness of James Garfield's life." -FJM
As a judge of talent (dare I say horsefesh) ....
…he’s remarkably consistent.
The meaning of life is not so much 'found,' as it is 'made.' --Opus
by The Dogfather on Oct 21, 2009 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions
Heard it on the radio this morning.
Ho-lee…the New York Post has a PDF of the actual letter his mistress sent to Phillips’ wife. I feel like a total creeper even clicking on it.
Lay down, black gives way to blue.
Lay down, I'll remember you.
OK, yeah, that's good advice, but
if you are going to throw good sense to the wind and go for the thrills, “totally and completely batshit insane” does correlate pretty well with “a whole lot of fun”.
Am I wrong? I think LB knows what I’m talking about.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
I've worn women's clothes before, yes.
What is this, the Spanish Inquisition?!
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 22, 2009 6:25 AM PDT up reply actions
dude... I'm wearing women's clothes...
right now.
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 23, 2009 12:40 AM PDT up reply actions
Wait,
you keep hours like I keep hours….
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 23, 2009 2:54 AM PDT up reply actions
I told you I was you, or you were me...
or something like that…
"Flea Markets aren't just for blind dates anymore!"- The Reverend Billy Lard
by Gaijin_Suketto on Oct 23, 2009 6:05 AM PDT up reply actions
Hey LB, still looking for a HDTV?
When to buy (according to Yahoo)
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
strangely, yes.
and it’s come to fruition. Thank you for your serendipitous linky.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 22, 2009 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions
Non Baseball related or DLD related Question for AN
Does anyone know of a program that you can make a mirror image of a picture? Like if you were drawing a floorplan or diagram of an apartment and you wanted to make a mirror image because everything is backwards?
The only thing I can think of is printing the image, flipping the page over and tracing it on to another page. I would have to write in new text since that obviously won’t be readable as a mirror image. But that would look unprofessional and possibly lame.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
you can do this in photoshop
or GIMP (for people who understandably don’t want to shell out for Photoshop) or Illustrator/Inkscape for vector images. But you’d still have to redo the text, because it would flip too.
I went to the GIMP website and couldn't figure out how to download the program
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
You can do it in Microsoft Paint.
Poke around in the settings, there should be an option for flipping/rotating.
Lay down, black gives way to blue.
Lay down, I'll remember you.
TWSS
Poke around in the settings, there should be an option for flipping/rotating.
A B -3X = Swedish girls like chocolate @('.')@
I highly recommend exercising that option.
"Go ahead and overachieve, you scrappy Brett-Favre-colored walk-takers." —Rev Halofan
That worked! Thanks.
I though it would just rotate the picture.
You have to include smiley faces - Poppy
;- ) :- ) :-O : -> : -] : -}
you can easily do it in Adobe Illustrator.
Shit, you can drag it in ai.
Sock puppets have never been able to successfully attack castles. -Nevermoor
by Leopold Bloom on Oct 23, 2009 2:55 AM PDT up reply actions
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