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Open Game Thread: Game 115 - A's at Tigers

The A's attempt to snap their 10-game losing streak as they open a three-game weekend series in Comerica Park against the Tigers.

Twenty-four-year-old "Diamond" Dallas Braden takes on a man old enough to be his father - 43-year-old Kenny Rogers. 

An all-lefty pitching matchup would appear on paper to favor the Tigers. Detroit can trot out an imposing almost-all-righty lineup, while the A's are a predominantly left-handed hitting team (and I use the word "hitting" very loosely).

The A's now have the worst team batting average and the worst team slugging percentage of all 30 MLB teams.  Not surprisingly, they've scored the least runs of any AL team - 463.  That's an average of 4.06 runs per game.

The A's are a league-worst 2-17 since the All-Star break, and now sit at 53-61.  A quick look at the standings shows that the A's are now only nine wins ahead of the worst teams in baseball, record-wise. 

A’s

Ellis-2B
Crosby-SS
Thomas-DH
E. Brown-LF
C. Gonzalez-RF
Suzuki- C
Barton-1B
Davis-CF
Hannahan-3B

Tigers

Granderson-CF
Polanco-2B
Guillen- 3B
Ordonez-RF
Cabrera- 1B
Sheffield-DH
Thames-LF
Renteria-SS
Inge-C

Let's go A's!

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As I get ready to watch the game,

I feel a bit like Charlie Brown having just been told, “I’ll hold the football and you come running up and kick it.”

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 3:42 PM PDT reply actions  

Yeah, that Lucy Rogers is a bitch

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 8, 2008 3:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

lineups

A’s

Ellis-2B
Crosby-SS
Thomas-DH
E. Brown-LF
C. Gonzalez-RF
Suzuki- C
Barton-1B
Davis-CF
Hannahan-3B

Tigers

Granderson-CF
Polanco-2B
Guillen- 3B
Ordonez-RF
Cabrera- 1B
Sheffield-DH
Thames-LF
Renteria-SS
Inge-C

"Never in your wildest alcoholic dreams could you conjure up a game like this!" Ken Korach

by jackcustismyhero32 on Aug 8, 2008 3:43 PM PDT reply actions  

any lineup that has Emil Brown hitting cleanup

is a bad lineup

"Never in your wildest alcoholic dreams could you conjure up a game like this!" Ken Korach

by jackcustismyhero32 on Aug 8, 2008 3:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

well until the A's training staff or Cust himself envests in some episom salt

to soak his infected thumb Brown will be be your guide on the Adventures in Left Fielding

by A'sfaninNC on Aug 8, 2008 6:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

solid lineup!

loosely speaking. Putting on my rosiest colored glasses.

Crosby’s been hot, Thomas is Thomas. Brown had a decent July, CarGon and Zuki have been hitting. Barton smoked a HR last night. Davis and Hannahan are two extra lead-off hitters at the bottom of the lineup, with Hannahan just had a good July.

by asfansince1989 on Aug 8, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey!

I’ve heard this where all the cool kids hang out!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 3:47 PM PDT reply actions  

darn.

I’ve heard there’s a good team in Oakland too…more lies?

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 3:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm cool!

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 3:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

You're a beacon of light in an otherwise dark world.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's nice.

I’m a lighthouse!

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

In the current world of AN,

yes, yes you are.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

< cue the Commodores >

They want to steal the land papers which is why they have tried to break in. But they had to give up after being bitten by Chhotu.

by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Then why am I here?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 3:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

(to be honest,

it really can’t be true—there seems to be a rather large contingent of geeks here…)

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 3:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute...

Kenny Rogers is pitching?

Well, at least we’re not at home…

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 3:49 PM PDT reply actions  

Maybe the negatives will cancel each other and...

and…and…you’re right, we’re screwed.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 3:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're SO going to beat Kenny Rogers!

Hahahahaha…

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 3:51 PM PDT reply actions  

That's the attitude!

"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline

by LongTimeFan on Aug 8, 2008 3:57 PM PDT up reply actions  

Really?
Those bastards! Good.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, TODAY the losing streak ends.

It better, cause I am sick of saying that everyday.

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by Kimberly on Aug 8, 2008 3:55 PM PDT reply actions  

damn

i dont look forward to A’s games anymore, onlyfuckingone reason i’ll be watchin is zigggggy

by catfish4real on Aug 8, 2008 3:56 PM PDT reply actions  

Fighting Joe Price--

what a guy, everyone!

Remember to tip your waiters!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 3:57 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Dallas!

Let’s get ‘em!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Class action against the A's for "pain and suffering" -

Who’s with me?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 3:58 PM PDT reply actions  

Uhh...Larry Davis?

"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline

by LongTimeFan on Aug 8, 2008 3:59 PM PDT up reply actions  

I thnik Florida

frowns upon “frivolous lawsuits,” among many other things.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Frivolous???? Do you have any IDEA how much I've suffered?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 4:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hey, talk to these asshats

that I live among. I’m with you. They just keep expecting me to break out the yoga mat, the granola and the new age talk. They suck. More than the A’s right now. They really suck.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm in

You think they’ll reimburse my alcohol expenses? Because this team is driving me to drink a lot….

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Loaiza driving you home?

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

he's not busy doing anything else.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

My dad informed me today

that we won’t be picking up the option on our season tickets for next year. Apparently this 10 game loosing streak has really got him pissed.

Eveland rocks! Eveland rocks! Somewhere Drew Carey just smiled.

by miggyk2 on Aug 8, 2008 4:03 PM PDT reply actions  

Attendance next year is going to be embarrassingly low

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 4:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

My family is not that big.

Eveland rocks! Eveland rocks! Somewhere Drew Carey just smiled.

by miggyk2 on Aug 8, 2008 4:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

that was good.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

LOL!

...and the future is now!

by gio_is_the_future on Aug 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

for once I'm going to do something else tonight

my family is all excited to watch the Olympics Opening Ceremony, and I will too

Let’s Go Oakland

by OaklandSi on Aug 8, 2008 4:06 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll be watching it too

unfortunately for us on the West Coast, there is still time to watch the A’s game before the Opening Ceremonies start

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hellboy is on Fox tonight.

Recommended!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

i think it’s better to watch all the movies of Ed Wood than this game

by catfish4real on Aug 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are you going to watch the whole thing?

It’s like 4 and a half hours long!

...and the future is now!

by gio_is_the_future on Aug 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

I only could watch the first 2 1/2 hours

but that was plenty of time to see the incredible performance…actually, we could have seen the whole thing without so many damn commercials…

by OaklandSi on Aug 9, 2008 4:53 AM PDT up reply actions  

Big Hurt's gone deep on KR six times,

Let’s make it seven…or even eight, here on 8.8.08….

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Any word on how torn Chavez's

labrum is?

I hear he may not ever recover…..

Beating LAA or wherever the fu*k they are, Priceless!

by MMunoz33 on Aug 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

According to the coroner

it’s pretty bad.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I can’t wait until his salary is off the books so the A’s can sign a big time FA. Funny right?

Eveland rocks! Eveland rocks! Somewhere Drew Carey just smiled.

by miggyk2 on Aug 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

Is Chavvy on Kaiser?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

If the stretcher at the morgue is named "Kaiser" then yes

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

As coroner I must aver... I've thoroughly examined Er.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's not only merely dead...

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Me living in michigan

I finally get to see the A’s play…a win would just be something to rub in the faces of all my Tiger loving friends

Not just athletes, Athletics.

by Wiers103 on Aug 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

What is the deal with Huston Street

being placed on waivers. At this point in the season can any solid prospects be had for his services?

Eveland rocks! Eveland rocks! Somewhere Drew Carey just smiled.

by miggyk2 on Aug 8, 2008 4:08 PM PDT reply actions  

What is the purpose of that?

Eveland rocks! Eveland rocks! Somewhere Drew Carey just smiled.

by miggyk2 on Aug 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

If

they clear waivers they can be traded? So a guy like Street would most likely be claimed. What is the point to put him on waivers?

Eveland rocks! Eveland rocks! Somewhere Drew Carey just smiled.

by miggyk2 on Aug 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Because you can trade him to the team who claims him, or you can pull them back

Somebody here did a very nice fanpost on the waiver rules. I don’t know where it is now though.

by thejd44 on Aug 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can somebody explain to me this dumbass lineup?

Ellis and Crosby should not be batting 1-2. I don’t care what their numbers aginst Rogers are. I don’t care if Crosby is “hot” right now. That’s a stupid thing to do right there.

by thejd44 on Aug 8, 2008 4:10 PM PDT reply actions  

+ 1

Beating LAA or wherever the fu*k they are, Priceless!

by MMunoz33 on Aug 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

Where is Swooney?

Is it because he’s a lefty or is his va…pinkie hurt again?

35 and counting...

by ZigFan31 on Aug 8, 2008 4:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

didn't you hear?

they sent him down.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

lol

thought you might see it that way…

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Probably sore from getting hit last night

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice pitch, Kenny.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Could we package Eveland or Braden plus Street

to acquire a decent bat prospect????

Beating LAA or wherever the fu*k they are, Priceless!

by MMunoz33 on Aug 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT reply actions  

Can you hit?

Eveland rocks! Eveland rocks! Somewhere Drew Carey just smiled.

by miggyk2 on Aug 8, 2008 4:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

i’d even sell my grandmother for a decent bat prospect

by catfish4real on Aug 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

How many goats does she fetch?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

she can swing the rake really nice

by catfish4real on Aug 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

The goats may not like that.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

So i’m not quite sure I should be watching this it may ruin my night

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that was a great inning.

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:13 PM PDT reply actions  

Inspired baseball.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:14 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just biding their time for an opportunity to pounce...like a panther.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

rahr!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mom? Is that you?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:16 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's cougar, not panther.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

Aren't they the same thing?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really.

If you try to sex a panther you’ll get arrested… or killed.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

So they're the same thing.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Sometimes Cougers are the same way.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Can't. Stop. Laughing.

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whole tangent should be QOTM.

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

groundout, flyout, strikeout.

at least there was a LITTLE variety…

by pam5981 on Aug 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Let me guess - you "cut and pasted" that

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

A's baseball people....

It’s almost better than a stick in the eye.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 4:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Dear Lord,

I am 24… and I have a song by the Jonas Brothers stuck in my head. Please help me.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT reply actions  

I'll call my niece.

She’ll know what to do.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:17 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don’t know if you can be helped…

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

But, but... it's so catchy.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick!

Put on some Miley Cyrus!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

OoOoooOoOoo

This is an S.O.S… Is it that one?

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by Kimberly on Aug 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Burnin Up

I’m hot
You’re cold
You go around
Like you know
Who I am
But you don’t
You’ve got me on my toes

I’m slippin’ into the lava
And I’m tryin’ to keep from going under
Baby, who turned the temperature hotter
‘Cause I’m burnin’ up
Burnin’ up for you baby

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

That's a pretty hot song for a child.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have great hair.

I’m jealous.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

They have hair?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm jealous

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe we can sign the duck.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

As long as Yogi comes with it

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why not?

He’d still be one of our best hitters even though he’ s in his eighties.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yogi would have more pop than our hitters

The problem is the Pop would be his hip

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Or his watermelons?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yogi? The bear???

There's no crying in baseball!

by gigglingone on Aug 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Small strike zone. Good thinking.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

just like Rickey...

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

AFLAC!!!!

Beating LAA or wherever the fu*k they are, Priceless!

by MMunoz33 on Aug 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT up reply actions  

he'd confuse the opposition, just like

the bald black guy.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ha!

I don’t know why I laughed. But I did. Timing is everything in comedy.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

That may be the best inning I've ever seen Braden throw

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

And I swear, a couple of those pitches looked like...

...screwballs.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

no...

really?

(radio only)

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

He actually looked pretty darn good.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Alright!

The Tigers don’t score in the first, so we haven’t officially lost yet!

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 4:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yet is the key word there

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Dallas!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Dallas!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:21 PM PDT reply actions  

was that a first pitch groundout

by Email there?

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yes, he's increasing his league lead

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT up reply actions  

Used to playing meaningless games at KC...

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:24 PM PDT up reply actions  

Buster Olney sez:

Huston staying put. Well, maybe he’ll get his velocity back.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:23 PM PDT reply actions  

Another inning of inspired baseball

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT up reply actions  

Excellent....my plan is working perfectly.....

(rubs hands together)

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

I don't want to know your

evil plan, do I?

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Patience grasshopper....it will be revealed in good time.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

B. Beane will solve our offensive funk by bringing back:

Erubiel Durazo “B.B.s Holy Grail” to a 500,000 1 yr deal!

Beating LAA or wherever the fu*k they are, Priceless!

by MMunoz33 on Aug 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

Is Billy still in playing shape?

He could sign himself! Couldn’t be any worse than Email.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

Okay, seriously?

This offense is um….

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:25 PM PDT reply actions  

It is for me. I've stopped watching the A's half of the inning.

I focus on posting and calisthenics.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT up reply actions  

THAT'S your evil plan?!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

poop-like?

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT up reply actions  

Honestly, I think the A's offense is very, very good.

FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

I just try and think about next years draft pick

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:26 PM PDT reply actions  

Who are we aiming for?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

We are doing our best to get the number 1 pick right now

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

Whom would we take?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

A city in eastern France?

I’m not sure whether it’s in Alsace or Lorraine.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

We would end up drafting Crosby's brother or something

Beating LAA or wherever the fu*k they are, Priceless!

by MMunoz33 on Aug 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bing Hope?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Baisley

Didn’t see it in the DLD, but Jeff Baisley was sent on his rehab assignment yesterday (AZL). If he hadn’t been hurt (stress fracture in foot), he probably would have been up weeks ago (at the very least, I think he would have got the call instead of Conrad, and he could have been up much earlier than that.)

Assuming he’s healthy, wouldn’t be surprised if he’s the A’s 3B for the rest of the season starting in a week or two. It’s good he came back as soon as he did; he’ll have a real chance to show what he can do in an extended period of time.

by 31Boots on Aug 8, 2008 4:27 PM PDT reply actions  

eh, Billy proved that years ago.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:28 PM PDT up reply actions  

You mean when he was hitting?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Martin.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why was he hitting Martin?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, that

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was laughing so hard,

I messed that post up. Very funny.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

Ken scared me when he said that Ryan has a wrist contusion.

Can’t he just say bruise? Contusion sounds so much worse.

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by Kimberly on Aug 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT reply actions  

concerned for his health?

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:29 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yes.

First his ankle, then his pinky, and now a wrist contusion?

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by Kimberly on Aug 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

He's an A now.

He should get used to it.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Fancy words make him sound smart

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT up reply actions  

Quick!

Get some ice, I’ll get a teddy bear and some balloons.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yay Dallas!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

Woah! Smoove sighting!

Hey, that’s not Smith…

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:30 PM PDT reply actions  

nice pick off

but something tells me that apocalypse inning is here

by catfish4real on Aug 8, 2008 4:31 PM PDT reply actions  

Was Gary Sheffield the name of the character from the Nanny?

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT reply actions  

Fran Drescher?

Dr. Girlfriend?

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:32 PM PDT up reply actions  

The guy she was a nanny for…

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why does a doctor need a nanny?

Is he Doogie Howser?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

DAMN

"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline

by LongTimeFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

This is fun so far...

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

And here comes the end.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Guess what, everybody?

Dallas Braden sucks!

Or did you know that already?

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

knew it.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

He should have picked off the baserunner before doing that.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

Haha...oops.

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

Well, at least the runner was picked off first?

I’m TRYING HERE PEOPLE!

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:33 PM PDT reply actions  

good point.

could be 3-0.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm with you, BBG!

It may be just you and me and Skigurl at the end, but I’m with ya!
Anyone else ? Cmon – I know AN doesn’t really give up, right?

"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline

by LongTimeFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

I gave up 12 games ago

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

We'll be cheering in Seattle!

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Game over

See you guys back here tomorrow!

...and the future is now!

by gio_is_the_future on Aug 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

+1

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait, wait!

The A’s offense is perfectly capable of scoring 2 runs! Don’t leave until the Tigers score a third run in a couple minutes.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

Loss #11

"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com

by Syphon on Aug 8, 2008 4:34 PM PDT reply actions  

Kenney Rogers + our Offense = Game Over

"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com

by Syphon on Aug 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT up reply actions  

I'm glad we're not stuck in that "10" box

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Are they ever going to win again?

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:35 PM PDT reply actions  

Hopefully not before they secure #1 pick.

"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com

by Syphon on Aug 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT up reply actions  

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:36 PM PDT reply actions  

I DUN BIN

HITNOTIZED!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

I must kill the queen...

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

For some reason...

I suddenly love the Jonas brothers.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

good, jennifer, very good

"And sometimes, when it seems like all hope is gone, Life tosses you a special gift of a baseball game" . 7/10/08 BaseBallGirl headline

by LongTimeFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good news, everybody!

I don’t have any Tigers on my fantasy team! I’m not gonna root against the A’s!

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:37 PM PDT reply actions  

Well, that's a relief.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:38 PM PDT up reply actions  

Better news would be if you didn't have any A's on your team either.

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

New definition of a win:

A’s get more hits than opponent gets runs.

by MobiusKlein on Aug 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

HAHA!!!!

Beating LAA or wherever the fu*k they are, Priceless!

by MMunoz33 on Aug 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT up reply actions  

We could be stuck with the 7th pick then

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute...

I’ve been sick. Barton went deep yesterday?!

Our Barton?!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

yes, even a broken clock gets it right twice a day

A’s have won 2 out of the last 19 games, I think we have at least another 5 losses coming before we win again.

by asfansince1989 on Aug 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

These Tiger guys say we have our worst offense since 1979

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:39 PM PDT reply actions  

So they have been reading AN?

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

NSJ's intro in fact

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

wow.

predates me, basically.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

Right.

Me too. We literally have never seen an A’s offense this bad.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh but we have....

we have to see it everyday.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

Only 1979

I hate unproductive outs and the A's are producing them at record production

by Trainman on Aug 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT up reply actions  

They won 54 games. I thought we were on pace to win 7 more.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

HOLY COW a BASERUNNER!

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

A what?

What’s going on here??

...and the future is now!

by gio_is_the_future on Aug 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT up reply actions  

We won't score a single run off Rogers

Which is why I fully expect us to score 4 this inning…

"Their batters are patient to the point that it's annoying." -Ryan Franklin

by Helloooo 1st on Aug 8, 2008 4:40 PM PDT reply actions  

Massive thunderstorm here

right now.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:41 PM PDT reply actions  

good point.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT up reply actions  

New 3rd base coach?

Tony to 1st? I missed that. When did that happen?

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

- I'll see you next loss!

- Where were you on the date of loss 53?
- Let’s do lunch the loss after next.

I like this system!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

YAY!

Play Davis more often, at least he’s kinda interesting.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

What the hell is going on now there are 2 guys on base dressed as A’s…is this a cruel joke?

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:42 PM PDT reply actions  

They'll get one more on

and then not score. It happens once a game.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

Just setting up the triple play.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

The joke is going to be when they load the bases

and do not score…again

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT up reply actions  

TWO baserunners?

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Rajai!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

I didn't know we were allowed to have TWO runners on

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:43 PM PDT reply actions  

As long as it's not three, we have a glimmer of hope

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT up reply actions  

hmm

no no-hitter then? hmm i think that shotout would be enough for kenny

by catfish4real on Aug 8, 2008 4:44 PM PDT reply actions  

double play!

Yay!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

oh wait.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT up reply actions  

I guess we’ll save that bases loaded no out AND no scoring for next inning, a double play worked nicely enough there

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:45 PM PDT reply actions  

Phew!

Bases loaded fiasco avoided.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Ha!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Kenny is an excellent fielder. Sometimes you just have to tip your cap.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Screw that guy.

I really don’t like him.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hah...the A's are so bad,

I don’t think pitchers should get a “win” next to their name for beating them. Actually, they should probably be prosecuted for picking on the disabled.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I've tipped my cap so many times

I bruised my thumb and had to go on the DL.

by SwisherThresher on Aug 8, 2008 4:50 PM PDT up reply actions  

Your 2008 Oakland A's

Nothing but Double Plays!

"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com

by Syphon on Aug 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

Not that many DP's this year right?

Just a shit load of K’s instead.

I hate unproductive outs and the A's are producing them at record production

by Trainman on Aug 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hannahan is sure back to doing what he does best

We knew his accidental hitting streak could not last

I hate unproductive outs and the A's are producing them at record production

by Trainman on Aug 8, 2008 4:46 PM PDT reply actions  

he doesn't hardly

ever GiDP, though.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

He rarely hits into DPs though. At least that's what I heard the last time he hit into one.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

They are going to have to start making donations

for the double plays that get hit into next year

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

can't afford it.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT up reply actions  

Bay Alarm GIDP inning?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon guys,

this thread is not depressing enough. We have a reputation to uphold.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Wow--

others feel our pain.

How quaint.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Braden

Is it small sample size or does this guy just suck?

by solotar on Aug 8, 2008 4:47 PM PDT reply actions  

Suck.

"With 16-year-old Dominican righty Michel Inoa in tow, Gio Gonzalez improving at Triple-A and lefty Brett Anderson carving up Double-Abatters along with Simmons and Trevor Cahill, Oakland’s pitching depthis officially the envy of baseball." - BaseballAmerica.com

by Syphon on Aug 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was hoping that the sample size would be smaller than it has been

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Hannahan keeping the streak alive!

You can tell this team really wants that 11th loss in a row.

by Coach Cleats on Aug 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

Okay, honestly

I watched this team from 1993-1999, and I can BARELY force myself to watch right now…it’s awful.

So, bring on Bonds! Or, not... then, bring back Langerhans!! -One won lost one

by baseballgirl on Aug 8, 2008 4:48 PM PDT reply actions  

This team is DEFINITELY better than 1997.

Those others though…

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

‘97 was bad, but they had the decency to not tease us. They were bad and they knew it. So did we.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:51 PM PDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should go to Cache Creek, it’s supposedly a lucky day

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT reply actions  

No

I’m beginning to think those commercials are a total sham. Luckiest day ever, please.

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by Kimberly on Aug 8, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not really a good idea....

at least for an A’s fan.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 4:49 PM PDT up reply actions  

I wish Beane would join the thread and start

blogging with us, so we can lay into him for this pathetic excuse for a MLB roster!!!

Beating LAA or wherever the fu*k they are, Priceless!

by MMunoz33 on Aug 8, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Billy? Is that you?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

I like how they’re showing us the names of our good pitching prospects. “Look A’s fans, there’s still a reason to be a fan of this team!”

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 4:50 PM PDT reply actions  

Next they will sign a toolsy 6 year old and say just wait for 2028

Every day is just a little worse than the previous, that means every day is the worst day of my life.

by shooting4life on Aug 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

When do the Olympics start on the West Coast?

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:51 PM PDT reply actions  

Not sure.

But I do know they start in China this year.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT up reply actions  

This year would be today.

In 7 minutes here in the Midwest.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

Assuming you're serious

Soccer already started, but the Opening Ceremony starts at 7:30 PM tonight

...and the future is now!

by gio_is_the_future on Aug 8, 2008 4:53 PM PDT up reply actions  

I was serious.

Thanks. I was curious if it all aired at the same time.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:54 PM PDT up reply actions  

I meant in the States.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 4:55 PM PDT up reply actions  

Gold glove for Hanahan…wait

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 4:52 PM PDT reply actions  

m'kay

i guess we reached our daily hit limit so i can go back to learn my lovely embryology… its much more fun for now !!!!

by catfish4real on Aug 8, 2008 4:55 PM PDT reply actions  

The defense still looks good...

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Bobby!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:56 PM PDT reply actions  

lol

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:58 PM PDT up reply actions  

Nice catch. Chump.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Granderson did not deserve to catch that.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 4:59 PM PDT reply actions  

And yet, it's likely to be a web gem.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

agreed.

we should do something. to him.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:00 PM PDT up reply actions  

Details?

For those of us (fortunate enough to be) following along at work.

...and the future is now!

by gio_is_the_future on Aug 8, 2008 5:01 PM PDT up reply actions  

another inspiring inning of baseball.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:01 PM PDT reply actions  

My plan is about to spring into action.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

good,

we need something.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:02 PM PDT up reply actions  

Clear!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

We're losing him!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:03 PM PDT up reply actions  

Not on my watch!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

But doctor!

He’s been flatlining for two weeks!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

Don't die dammit!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

good play, Bobby.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:04 PM PDT reply actions  

luckt number 13!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:04 PM PDT up reply actions  

variety is the spice of life.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

In his last 42 innings prior to facing the A's ...

Rogers had given up 27 earned runs and 53 hits.

Yet tonight in 4 innings …

by solotar on Aug 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

he's always been death for us.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT up reply actions  

What pisses me off

is that all of these other teams broadcasters act like the pitcher is throwing really well. Instead of just saying, “Its against the A’s so we are not sure how well he is really throwing”

by asfaninpismobeach on Aug 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Why is Braden pitching? He should pick off the baserunner.

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Good D!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:05 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Jack, Mark and Daric!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:06 PM PDT reply actions  

here here.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:06 PM PDT up reply actions  

hare hare.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

What's up Doc?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT up reply actions  

Be vewy vewy quiet.

We’re hunting wins.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

safe back home just now in alaska

phew. It would be nice get a freaking win for a change.

alaska A

by ak_A on Aug 8, 2008 5:07 PM PDT reply actions  

Did you kiss the ground when you landed?

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

I blame you.

Your presence here in the continental US caused a rift in the time-space continuum…

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

Good pic!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:08 PM PDT up reply actions  

It's a classic!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

I kid you not - right after Barton dropped that throw,

Poochini went outside and threw up about three days’ worth of meals.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

Now, that's a well-trained dog.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT up reply actions  

fjm

hey that gary sheffield sure is consistent

by stm72 on Aug 8, 2008 5:09 PM PDT reply actions  

or haggis.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

the kind with BSE?

(Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy, for the non-elitists out here.)

by MobiusKlein on Aug 8, 2008 5:10 PM PDT up reply actions  

that makes it sound sooooo yummy.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT up reply actions  

BSE doensn't make the products...

they just make them better.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

Chuckles

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT up reply actions  

C'mon CarGo!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:11 PM PDT reply actions  

(sigh)

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Carlos!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:12 PM PDT reply actions  

Patrol Craft!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 5:13 PM PDT reply actions  

WHAT IS THIS?!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

(runners)

don’t let them know, though…they’ll mess it up…

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT up reply actions  

Zook!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Kurt!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Hmm.

Rogers looks shaky… I guess I’d better not get my hopes up.

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 5:15 PM PDT reply actions  

Come on Staplehead!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 5:16 PM PDT reply actions  

KK has convinced me.

Ty Cobb was good.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

We WILL have our bases-loaded fiasco!

Kenny Rogers’ good pitching vs. A’s be damned!

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 5:17 PM PDT reply actions  

ZOMG.

It’s happening before my eyes!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT up reply actions  

woo.

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Daric!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

LOL

Here comes our favorite scenario!

...and the future is now!

by gio_is_the_future on Aug 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Rajai!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

RAJAI!!!!!

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 8, 2008 5:18 PM PDT reply actions  

YAY!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

tie game!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

HOLY COW did that really just happen?

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Rajai!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

C'mon Hannahan!

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:19 PM PDT reply actions  

OH JESUS!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Guzman is still in AAA.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 5:21 PM PDT up reply actions  

Oh, come now A's, stop teasing us.

Scoring runs gives us hope. Which is the first step towards debilitating pain.

"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt

by Philip Christy on Aug 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

Holy crap.

A non-fiasco!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 5:20 PM PDT reply actions  

wtf was that????

a hit with the bases loaded and no outs? who are these guys?

by guy incognito on Aug 8, 2008 5:21 PM PDT reply actions  

lead?

By process of elimination (the only process I endorse), I guess that makes you a piece of lamb. @('.')@

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

Yay Mark!

[Crosby] "Guy that has driven in some big runs for the A's over the years" - Vince Cotroneo

by WaddellCanseco on Aug 8, 2008 5:22 PM PDT reply actions  

AAAAAAhhhhhhh!

What happened? I’m scared!

A free society is one where it is safe to be unpopular.

by IowaA'sFan on Aug 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I’m really starting to think we stole some players and dressed them up in A’s jerseys, these can’t really the Oakland Rivercats

by justarebelheart on Aug 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

I walk away for a minute....

and the A’s actually decide to hit the ball. Have they figured out that the key to winning a game?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

New game thread now open

here

"Innings eater? Depends on whether you want delicious innings or burnt, moldy innings. Kirk Saarloos is the Hot Pockets of inning eaters." - Gallagher's Watermelons

by notsellingjeans on Aug 8, 2008 5:23 PM PDT reply actions  

ahhhhh!

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 8, 2008 5:24 PM PDT reply actions  

is rajai davis really a better CF...

than cargon? seems like we lose a lot in arm, though cargon is valuable in RF

by stm72 on Aug 8, 2008 5:38 PM PDT reply actions  

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