because in the end all I usually have to say is, “Oh good grief.”

Exception: The butt-crack man. I was laughing so hard I was crying, especially will Kuiper and Fosse trying their best to keep from busting up themselves.

From how he’s been described here on AN, he’s got the bat of 47 Mickey Mantles, the looks of a young Clark Gable, and more brains than Marie Curie. Plus, I understand he cured cancer. That is a gentleman I want to watch play baseball.

i was in attendance for my friend’s wedding in section 235. great times. the bride tossing the bouquet got onto baseball tonight.

We’re pretty much awesome, there’s no other way to put it.

1. I was pleased with what I saw in that he’s in the “good stats, less good scouting reports category” occupied by the likes of Denorfia, Murton, and Patterson, where, when I saw the latter three, I understood the scouting reports… I sort of thought Cunningham would look small, but he doesn’t, and I liked his swing a lot. He’s been a bit heavy on the singles in the minors, but you can tell from his approach (and from the high Ks in the minors) that he’s not a Kendall (or Murton or Denorfia) type slap hitter getting those singles. He’ll hit the ball hard when he makes contact, although he probably isn’t strong enough to every be a plus HR hitter.

2. The two Ks. Not great to seem him get blown away by good but not great fastballs. To the extent that that is typically how his Ks happen, I wonder whether it’s better to have trouble against fastballs or to have trouble with breaking balls out of the zone. Hard to say…

3. He didn’t look especially good in the OF today.

Brown, 33, was signed to a one-year, $1.45 million deal last offseason but often has been the odd man out in the outfield rotation, not surprising considering the team’s commitment to developing young players. Ryan Sweeney is hitting .289 and has earned an everyday role in right field. Carlos Gonzalez, the team’s top prospect, started in center field until he was sent down Thursday. Now Rajai Davis is playing there.

When Frank Thomas has been healthy enough to DH, Jack Cust often has played left field. The A’s also have used left to get a look at players such as Eric Patterson, Matt Murton and now Aaron Cunningham, who started there in Sunday’s 12-4 loss to Minnesota.

“These guys probably wish they never even signed me. That makes two of us,” Brown said before the game.

Despite the inflammatory words, Brown by all accounts has been a good teammate this season. He hasn’t visibly sulked around the clubhouse.

“I’m playing him mostly against left-handers,” A’s manager Bob Geren said. “He’s doing a nice job. He’s kind of had different roles. He’s done a heck of a job against left-handers.”

Said Brown, “It doesn’t seem like I’m getting real opportunities. … I don’t have a lot of margin for error. It’s tough playing like that.”

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