Daily Link Dump 8/28/08 - Ghostride2.0
Long time listener, frst time caller here. Well that's not entirely true, but it's been some time since I posted a Dump. In fact, it was more than 2 years ago, from a balcony in Amsterdam, and now I find myself in New York City, in a windowless office. Sigh; being an NRAF is hard, particularly this season. At least the Yankees aren't doing anything this season, though I'd prefer that to the Red Sox having success.
So, some link love, and to get the Link Dump party started right on a Thursday (forgive the shameless self-promotional links to my website, Blogadilla.com: The Tijuana of the Internet):
1) Check out this new video from the Ghostride the Volvo guys (in case you don't remember them):
Damn it Feels Good to be a Banker
2) Check out this crazy alarm clock-- entitled The Wake-N-Bacon-- that wakes you up to the savory aroma of cooked bacon:
3) Mark Kotsay is now a Red Sock, sadly (and he needs to get some sleep):
Sleep Deprived Kotsay Debuts with Red Sox, going 0-0 with a walk (Billy would be proud)
4) MC Hammer, Chamillionaire, Mistah FAB on a panel at stanford
The Pinnacle of Academic Inquiry (though actually quite interesting!)
Link away, my friends, and go A's.
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Did you check the pockets of the pants you wore last night?
That’s where I usually find stuff I misplaced. Perhaps that’s what happened at Wellesley College, where they seem to have misplaced a painting worth millions of dolllars.
Arte didn't get much Home Run Derby. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 28, 2008 11:36 AM PDT 0 recs
The pants that Wellesley wore last night are usually found at MIT.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on
Aug 28, 2008 11:43 AM PDT
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The chimes in the belltower are often tintinnabulous, Doctor James Quahog
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Aug 28, 2008 11:48 AM PDT
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That's the sound of a joke going over my head.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on
Aug 28, 2008 12:14 PM PDT
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why am I suddenly reminded of
Louis’s friends singing that song to the girls in the club in “Trading Places”?
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
by Leopold Bloom on
Aug 28, 2008 2:12 PM PDT
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Muffy by the garden gate...
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
by Leopold Bloom on
Aug 28, 2008 3:12 PM PDT
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Constance would fulfill your needs
winter
spring
or fall
"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty
by 5Aces on
Aug 28, 2008 4:10 PM PDT
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God Bless America...or else!
Wherein a fan attempts to use the bathroom at Yankee Stadium during the singing of God Bless America, only to be grabbed by security, arm twisted behind back, and be ejected from the park.
I attempted to get up to use the restroom, rather urgently, during the 7th inning stretch as God Bless America was beginning. As I attempted to walk down the aisle and exit my section into the tunnel, I was stopped by a police officer. He informed me that I had to wait until the song was over. I responded that I had to use the restroom and that I did not care about God Bless America.
As soon as the latter came out of my mouth, my right arm was twisted violenty behind my back and I was informed that I was being escorted out of the stadium. A second officer then joined in and twisted my left arm, also in an excessively forceful manner, behind my back…
One of them said something to the effect that if I continued to speak, he would find a way to hurt me more.
When we reached the exit of the stadium, they confiscated my ticket and the first officer shoved me through the turnstiles, saying “Get the hell out of my country if you don’t like it…”
Furthermore, when the two officers returned to their section, Steve who was still in the stadium overhead one of the officers say “We got to watch ourselves. One day we’re really gonna get in trouble.”
Arte didn't get much Home Run Derby. He was dug in too deep or moving too fast. His idea of great R&R was cold rice and a little rat meat.
by FreeSeatUpgrade on Aug 28, 2008 11:41 AM PDT 0 recs
{snerk}
“excessive movement”
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Aug 28, 2008 11:47 AM PDT
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I bet there's more to it than that.
Guy’s a Red Sox fan and got roughed up in Yankee Stadium? The hell.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on
Aug 28, 2008 12:15 PM PDT
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wow, did he pee on the officers as they escorted him out?
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on
Aug 28, 2008 12:17 PM PDT
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Can you say laaaaawsuiiiiit.
And with great reason. I hope he owns those cops to the extent that he’s forcing them to wash every floor in his house with a toothbrush for the next 50 years.
I never, ever stand for God Bless America because it’s a song that alienates a significant portion of the population while promoting very specific religious beliefs. It goes against the very nature of what this country stands for, and it’s disgusting that any public venue would play the song. I actually change the channel any time they show that song being played at a baseball game on TV. I do, however, stand whenever the Star-Spangled Banner is played, so it’s not a matter of patriotism. I wish they’d find a song that wasn’t religious in nature if they want to honor those who died in 9/11.
Either way, there’s no law saying you have to stand at attention for any song, and these cops were way, way out of line. I don’t care if this was in New York. They give law enforcement everywhere a terrible name.
by thejd44 on
Aug 28, 2008 2:51 PM PDT
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+1 though less vehemently
If they’re looking for a song, they should stick with america the beautiful. it’s a crap song too, but it doesn’t shower you with a religious tones that come across as arrogant and self serving.
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by DMOAS on
Aug 28, 2008 2:56 PM PDT
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I'll only stand for "Take Me Out To The Ballgame"
by green star oakland on
Aug 28, 2008 3:00 PM PDT
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I'll only stand for "Stand"
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Aug 28, 2008 4:15 PM PDT
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do you then face north?
"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty
by 5Aces on
Aug 29, 2008 2:26 PM PDT
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only in the place where I live
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Aug 29, 2008 3:09 PM PDT
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either
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Aug 29, 2008 3:09 PM PDT
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+1
except that 45 years ago, cops like those were busting heads of black people registering to vote. That’s progress I suppose.
by MobiusKlein on
Aug 28, 2008 3:21 PM PDT
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Yes, we're now discriminating against thoughts instead of skin
Boy, that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
by PaulThomas on
Aug 28, 2008 10:15 PM PDT
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SMACKS PaulThomas upside the head and drags him out of AN
Warm & fuzzy thoughts are not allowed in here as they are deem unpatriotic.
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by DMOAS on
Aug 29, 2008 10:04 AM PDT
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Things got really bad after 9/11
At sporting events I used to regularly refuse to stand during the National Anthem and while I got some negative comments, most people would just leave me alone.
After 9/11 I almost got into several fights with mobs (10+ people) of angry people who were essentially treating me like a 9/11 hijacker for not standing during the anthem. Forget about discussing the 1st amendment with most Americans, cuz they don’t care or don’t know what it says. It got dangerous and old really quick (mind you I was sometimes with my 7 yr old daughter or my wife) so in order to avoid an inevitable fight I try to time my arrival to my seats right after the anthem, or begrudgingly stand up.
I’ve also had ushers try to tell me I can’t use the bathroom during the anthem and I’ve just ignored them. But this brand of “patriotism” really sucks.
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren
by oaktownmario on
Aug 29, 2008 10:47 AM PDT
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I'm with Sam Johnson on this one
“Patriotism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.”
by green star oakland on
Aug 29, 2008 11:22 AM PDT
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Oscar Wilde:
“Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.”
"It's not my fault your team's so shitty" - every AL Manager to Bob Geren
by oaktownmario on
Aug 29, 2008 11:32 AM PDT
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I tried to use the bathroom once while *singing* the anthem
It didn’t go well.
"God doesn't pay attention to your cute little hypotheticals." -- Jeff from LL
by oblique on
Aug 29, 2008 1:49 PM PDT
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"Oh say can you pee..."
Overqualified to be an A's fan.
by andeux on
Aug 29, 2008 1:57 PM PDT
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god bless my underwear
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on
Aug 29, 2008 2:19 PM PDT
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even worse
I went to a Sharks game once with some europeans. They actually turned around to “denounce” the imperialist US during the national anthem.
Ah well, I was more worried about seeing if anyone in the audience noticed, as I didn’t want to be a fellow “getting-my-ass-kicked-for-being-unpatriotic” victim, as we were all sharing the same car ride back. I guess I could have walked…
by rollierollieOxenfree on
Aug 31, 2008 12:53 PM PDT
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I swear, this is (sorta-kinda) sports-related!
I had no idea that ESPN’s Seth Davis’s father is Lanny.
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on Aug 28, 2008 11:46 AM PDT 0 recs
AN Fantasy Football
I haven’t had a steady internet connection (we’re in the process of moving), and saw that we need more teams. We need 1, 3 or 5 more teams. Here’s the info, and the draft is on Monday at 2 p.m. pacific time.
League ID#: 330214
League Name: Athletics Nation 2008
Password: ziggy
Custom League URL: http://football.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/athleticsnation
Draft Type: Live Draft
Draft Time: Mon Sep 1 2:00pm PDT
Max Teams: 10
Scoring Type: Head-to-Head
If someone else wants to take over as commissioner, please let me know. I just wanted to start up the league, but I’m not gonna have much time when the semester gets going.
by JLaff on Aug 28, 2008 12:21 PM PDT 0 recs
The Yahoo thing is pretty self-regulating, JLaff.
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
by Leopold Bloom on
Aug 28, 2008 2:14 PM PDT
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agreed
I hardly do squat with my leagues….
There's no crying in baseball!
by gigglingone on
Aug 28, 2008 3:50 PM PDT
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Get ArakSOT on the line
Caltrans crews are soaking up the vodka with absorbent.
Yeah, their tongues.
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Aug 28, 2008 12:28 PM PDT 0 recs
Hey, that's close to where I live
Goodbye, liver.
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on
Aug 28, 2008 12:33 PM PDT
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< cries over spilt vodka >
oh, the humanity!
"The Athletics at Fremont" is quite bad
by ArakSOT on
Aug 28, 2008 12:37 PM PDT
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Was that why I was craving orange juice last night?
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
by Jennifer on
Aug 28, 2008 12:40 PM PDT
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Actually, they should just let it evaporate
After all, it’s hot enough today down here.
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on
Aug 28, 2008 12:45 PM PDT
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it'll evaporate
the azeotrope of 40% ethanol (vodka) will evaporate in less than an hour at room temperature.
- chemist, and victim of several “party fouls”
by rollierollieOxenfree on
Aug 31, 2008 12:54 PM PDT
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That amphibian died for your sins!
The frog, eyes popping and tongue sticking out, wears a loincloth and holds a mug of beer and an egg in its hands.
Uh…get ArakSOT on the line?
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on Aug 28, 2008 12:30 PM PDT 0 recs
I have a question.
What does it mean to be contingent? As in, “all god societies are contingent on our relationship to our natural environment”?
Stuck on Buck :)
by GreenNGoldGirl on Aug 28, 2008 12:59 PM PDT 0 recs
See #4 in the link below
"However, at Elias, I think they keep track of the amount of sunflower seeds spit in a dugout each night." - Brad Ziegler, 8/7/08
by doctorK on
Aug 28, 2008 1:03 PM PDT
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I understand now.
Thank you :]
Stuck on Buck :)
by GreenNGoldGirl on
Aug 28, 2008 1:08 PM PDT
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I prefer this definition
What the Wizard did to the metal woodsman by giving him a symbolic clockwork heart
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Aug 28, 2008 1:20 PM PDT
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Yeah, that was a rip-off, huh?
Effing Oz…always trying to put one over on us poor working stiffs…
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
by Leopold Bloom on
Aug 28, 2008 2:15 PM PDT
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Sweeneys #1 and #2 on the verge of returning...
Outfielder Ryan Sweeney (thumb) was 0-for-3 with two walks in a rookie-ball game in Arizona on Wednesday, his first game since going on the DL on Aug. 13. …DH Mike Sweeney (knees) was 0-for-3 at Triple-A Sacramento. …There is a chance both Sweeneys could join the A’s on Tuesday in Kansas City.
Somewhat tangentially related: on the A’s broadcast last night, Fosse and Kuip were talking about why our pairs of similarly named players (Gonzalez and Sweeney and Brown x2) don’t have the initial of their first name on the back of their uniform — except I missed the explanation, and only heard, “…and that’s why there’s no C on Gonzalez’s jersey” or whatever it was they said. Did anybody else catch the answer?
by whiteshoes40 on Aug 28, 2008 1:30 PM PDT 0 recs
Maybe because they are different people?
That usually helps me. If he is slow and old, its an M Sweeney. Young and spry, its an R. As a casual fan, this is very useful to me. Also, it helps they have different numbers.
Why they need names on their jerseys I dont know. Maybe its a laundry issue.
by mikedaviswhereareyou on
Aug 28, 2008 1:40 PM PDT
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Well, it's not like I have trouble telling them apart,
although Emil and Andrew do look an awful lot alike…
But some teams have the first initial on the jerseys when they have players with the same last name. Maybe the A’s just trust their fans to know the difference…
by whiteshoes40 on
Aug 28, 2008 1:47 PM PDT
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AH!
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
by Jennifer on
Aug 28, 2008 1:45 PM PDT
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He must be speeding up his rehab so he can make it to KC, just for you.
Isn’t that sweet?
by whiteshoes40 on
Aug 28, 2008 1:53 PM PDT
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Now I have a song from "Oklahoma" in my head...
“I got to Kansas City on a Fri-dee, by Satur-dee I larned a thing or two. Cuz up to then I didn’t have an i-dee, of what the modern world was coming to. Everything’s up to date in Kansas City, they’ve gone about as fur as they can go.” ….. I don’t remember any more of the words. Something about a the-ay-ter?
by whiteshoes40 on
Aug 28, 2008 1:56 PM PDT
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something about a skyscraper five stories tall?
Everytime we play in KC there are a million “Everything’s Up To Date in Kansas City” jokes on AN…
Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.
by salb918 on
Aug 28, 2008 2:00 PM PDT
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I have no clue WTF you are talking about.
:)
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
by Jennifer on
Aug 28, 2008 2:01 PM PDT
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Somebody needs to catch up on her Rodgers & Hammerstein musicals...
that’s your homework for the weekend. “Oklahoma” gets kind of long, though… the dream sequence in the middle is pretty boring. But it’s a classic.
by whiteshoes40 on
Aug 28, 2008 2:05 PM PDT
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And Travis might join him!
My boys! They are so sweet. I might bake them some cookies.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
by Jennifer on
Aug 28, 2008 1:59 PM PDT
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Careful
Buck might break a tooth and miss half of next season.
Overqualified to be an A's fan.
by andeux on
Aug 28, 2008 2:04 PM PDT
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....slip some of my muscle relaxers and Vicodin in the batter...
maybe ontobe21likehuston will help me carry the bodies off the field and stuff them my trunk.
Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows
by Jennifer on
Aug 28, 2008 2:05 PM PDT
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I made cookies yesterday -- I knew I was missing something.
They would’ve tasted so much better with a bit of Vicodin mixed in.
by whiteshoes40 on
Aug 28, 2008 2:07 PM PDT
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Everything tastes better with vicodin.
(I think that’s part of their ad campaign…)
I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico
by Leopold Bloom on
Aug 28, 2008 2:17 PM PDT
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{Waits for The Dogfather to cancel his Sioux City Journal subscription}
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Aug 28, 2008 2:40 PM PDT
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at first I thought that said "over-exited" ...
… and I wondered why anyone would question the wisdom of hordes of people fleeing Sioux City.
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Aug 28, 2008 2:41 PM PDT
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I'd rather drive
There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@
by monkeyball on
Aug 28, 2008 4:17 PM PDT
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There's been an Olive Garden in Sioux City for a while now.... the article must be old.
I’ve been there, and, yes, it does look just like every other Olive Garden in existence. But it’s a bit easier to access than the one in Sioux Falls — and, hey, when you’re in that part of the country, you take what you can get.
I always liked flying SUX-MSP-SFO. Last time I was there, I almost bought one of those tshirts…
by whiteshoes40 on
Aug 28, 2008 4:18 PM PDT
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How do these old articles resurface?
The date is 12/10/2006, per the URL and the first few comments. (Still…Sioux City was excited about the Olive Garden in 2006?)
And as much as I detest chain restaurants, sometimes it’s a choice between recognizable name brands out by the interstate and the Wal-Mart, or seedy-looking greasy spoons in the few non-abandoned storefronts on Main Street.
by Soaker on
Aug 28, 2008 4:43 PM PDT
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Possible bad news
The Angels are looking for a backup shortstop, and Tim Dierkes thinks Marco Scutaro is their best option. Sweet Jesus, it would suck if he went to LAAOA. I wouldn’t burn my Scutaro shirt, but I’m not sure if I could wear it.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on Aug 28, 2008 2:49 PM PDT 0 recs
How about the A's give them Bobby Crosby for free instead?
by thejd44 on
Aug 28, 2008 2:52 PM PDT
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Hell, the A's should in a couple mil.
"All your baserunner are belong to Greg Smith" ~ walk off bunt
by Philip Christy on
Aug 28, 2008 2:55 PM PDT
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How is Brandon Wood not their next best option???
Christ, speaking of lawsuits. The guy could probably sue them for false imprisonment at this point.
Your 2008 Athletics: It's Nothing Personal.
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Aug 28, 2008 10:19 PM PDT
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