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DLD!!!! 8-18-08!!! AHHH!!!!

Morning!!!!! Wake up!!!! It's August 18, 2008!!

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY BEFORE FRESHMAN MOVE IN AT UOP!!!!

AHHH!!!!!

Okay. I'm calm.

August 18 is the 230th day of the year (231st in leap years) in the Gregorian calendar. There are 135 days remaining until the end of the year.

On this date today, helium was discovered, Jimi Hendrix played the last unofficial day of Woodstock, and Dennis Rader was sentenced to 125 years in prison.

Happy Birthday to Frances Bean Cobain (daughter Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love), Selena Silver (don't say anything if you know who she is), Edward Norton, Felipe Calderon, and Robert Redford.

:]

Star-divide

Endorsements pure gold for Phelps

Having completed his Olympics gold rush, U.S. swimmer Michael Phelps is now poised to make another haul -- this time of the endorsement variety.

Phelps already is collecting about $5 million a year in endorsement checks from companies like Visa -- payments that came after he won six gold medals during the 2004 Olympic Games in Athens, Greece.

His performance in Beijing, where he won a record eight gold medals, puts him in line to earn much more.

"He may be at $30, $40, $50 million a year in endorsements after all this is said and done," said David Harrow of the National Sports Lawyers Association.

 

Lost baby whale thinks yacht is mom

Australian media say a lost humpback whale calf has bonded with a yacht it seems to think is its mother.

The 1- to 2-month-old calf was first sighted Sunday in waters off north Sydney, and on Monday tried to suckle from a yacht, which it would not leave.

Rescuers towed the yacht out to sea, and the calf finally detached from the boat but still swam nearby, Australian Broadcasting Corp. and Channel 10 television news reported.

 

Converting gas-powered cars to electric

Larry Horsley loves that he doesn't buy much gas, even though he drives his '95 Chevy S-10 back and forth to work each day.

Horsley, a self-described do-it-yourselfer, simply plugs his truck into an electric wall outlet in his Douglasville, Georgia, garage and charges it overnight, instead of buying gasoline refined from mostly imported oil.

"If I can keep a dollar from going overseas, I'll spend two dollars," he said. The whole conversion, including the truck, cost him about $12,000, which parts dealers say is about standard.

...

The entire process is "basically straightforward," he said, after four months driving it on electric.

"Anyone who has basic mechanical skills can build one of these," Horsley said. "But it takes time," he said, about three months. Most of that period was spent waiting for the parts to be shipped.

 

 

Bear maulings up around Anchorage

Most times, in Alaska, the bear eats you.

But this summer, in a record year for maulings, Devon Rees managed a draw with the grizzly that leapt onto him as he sauntered home between a stream brimming with salmon and the busiest highway in the state.

"Bear comes flying out, gets its fight on," said Rees, 18, nursing his wounds on the couch of his grandmother's trailer perhaps 60 yards from the scene of the Aug. 4 battle. Bandages covered puncture wounds on the inside of both his thighs. His left eye was puffy from the swat of a massive paw.

"She was moving around like a dog will when it's fighting," said the 5-foot-11-inch, 215-pound Rees, who had been at a friend's house until 2 a.m. watching a movie called "Never Back Down." "It was fist to claw."

 

Ethier's home run gets Dodgers into tie for first

SI Scouting Report: Brad Ziegler

Bonds likely won't play in '08; grievance unlikely too

Woman accused of beating up fiance at prenup party

A Poulsbo woman was jailed after being accused of beating up her fiance at their prenuptial party. Kitsap County sheriff's deputies said the woman's 12-year-old son told her he saw her fiance kissing one of her women friends early Thursday morning.

Deputies said the woman, 31, gave her friends the boot, told her fiance to leave, too, and then started hitting him in the face.

When he left the house, they say, she tackled him football-style, punched him some more, threw his watch into the bushes and broke his glasses.

RAWR.

Seattle relieved to lose its high tech toilets

Cops say alleged robber locked keys in getaway car

Egyptian septuplets' mom hopes to hold them soon

 

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"and broke his glasses"

NOOOOOOOO!

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 11:00 AM PDT   0 recs

"it's not fair..."

“…I had time now!”

by nickolai on Aug 18, 2008 1:25 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Haha
Another Atlanta-area tinkerer, David Kennington, converted his Honda Civic del Sol from gasoline to electric for a different reason: “I’m a raging greenie,” he said.

You’re also a raging idiot if you think that you’re driving “green.”

Not only have they rebelled against the status quo by ripping out their gas-guzzling engines and replacing them with zero-emission electric motors, they say just about anyone can do it.

Christ alive, can’t a reporter be bothered to point out that “zero-emission electric motors” just move the emissions from one place to another? People are stupid.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 11:03 AM PDT   0 recs

I have the same issue with those wanting to move all gasoline demand

to natural gas. The Boone Pickens Plan seems somewhat reasonable because it’s reducing the oil demand. However I heard that it’s a “bait and switch” that has more to do with garnering water rights.

I heard a claim on the radio this morning that Ethanol blends will actually reduce overall fuel consumption by 7%. I believe the data came from Future Farmers of America but I’m not sure if I trust Napoleon and Pedro. Anyone know for sure because that would be sssweeet?

Looking forward to Spring Training and the hope of another World Series title.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 18, 2008 11:24 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't know one way or another about the EtOH claim

I have two issues with EtOH:

1. Will the increase in EtOH demand lead to very high food prices?
2. The growing, harvesting, distillation, and distribution of corn and corn-based fuels are all very energy-intensive tasks, particularly the distillation step. EtOH from sugarcane is a much easier process, but we don’t have the climate to grow sugarcane like Brazil does. Will corn from EtOH be viable without massive government subsidies and will it actually reduce our fuel consumption?

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 11:32 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

a modest proposal

We should convert as many vehicles as possible to engines that run on people engorged by high-fructose diets.

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 18, 2008 11:38 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

It's made of people!

Chevron with Techron is made from people!

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Muhuhahaha!

I generally bemoan the profusion of Mr Sabermetric Sporks in the Scrabble ranks who don't know the meaning or usage of 50% of the words they use. -monkeyball

by JediLeroy on Aug 18, 2008 5:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I saw your post a while back

lamenting the decline of nuclear power in the United States. I have to agree with your views. What perplexes me is that the US Navy has been using mobile nuclear platforms for over half a century with no major incidents that I am aware of, and nary a voice of dissent from the public. What’s more, they’ve compiled a substantive safety record while operating hundreds of power plants with 19 year old operators.

I am aware that they have lost two units with nuclear reactors, but that has more to do with the inherent dangers of submersible craft than with nuclear reactors.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 18, 2008 11:46 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah

But their 19 year old operaters are almost certainly more disciplined than the civilian engineers would be.

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson

by nevermoor on Aug 18, 2008 11:47 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

No, not really.

I worked with them years ago. They are as goofy and stupid as all adolescents….in some ways, they’re even worse than some. Have you ever seen a drunken geek in a land chock full of women who dig their peso-nality?

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 18, 2008 11:50 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Are they as dumb as Delta company on

“Generation Kill”?

Looking forward to Spring Training and the hope of another World Series title.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 18, 2008 12:01 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

lol....I don't know the reference,

so I can’t comment. They’re not dumb at all……let’s just say they are wildly overmatched when it comes to alcohol, money, and women with supreme negotiating skills, and a lock on supply and demand economics.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 18, 2008 12:06 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But they're on a submarine surrounded by commanding officers

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson

by nevermoor on Aug 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Actually, only one is the Commanding Officer.

The rest are wannabe’s. Don’t get me wrong, the Navy is more than capable of vetting its employees. The criteria for selection to the nuke program is extensive, but still, that they can pull it off at all attests to the promise of nuclear power.

Let the Navy build and operate the plants, force the power companies to foot the bill and allow them a ten percent profit.

By the way, Aircraft Carriers are also nuclear powered. In fact, they have two reactors, because two is always better than one. The Enterprise at one time had eight. Seems like a little overkill if you ask me, but that was back in the sixties. She only has two now, if she’s even still around. Some Cruisers used to be nuclear powered, but no more.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 18, 2008 12:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

A's v Giants "is kind of like the difference between going to see the Ramones and going to see the Bee Gees. A's fans will go see the Ramones." -BB 07/27/05

by xbhaskarx on Aug 18, 2008 12:33 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 18, 2008 12:39 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Interweaving, diverse, not to say conflictive emphases and a broad spectrum of items to form a dynamic exchange of parallel and self-eclipsing spatial and temporal zones.

by Poppy on Aug 18, 2008 4:46 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

is it ... ATOMIC?!?

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 18, 2008 5:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Dude, let's go do those crimes.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2008 10:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

LIKE

Eat Sushi and not pay

Enjoy the game

by DCinWC on Aug 19, 2008 11:37 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

This would also reduce the expense for new roads.

‘where we’re going we don’t need roads."

"Camelot sure fell apart, didn't it?"-Steve McCatty

by 5Aces on Aug 18, 2008 2:48 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Problem with this plan

We import 92% of our uranium. Most from Russia which has just a smashing record of rational international policy. Further, I have read but cannot cite, that there is very little total uranium on the planet. Its another extremely finite energy source.

by mikedaviswhereareyou on Aug 18, 2008 1:13 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Finite, yes.

I am not sure how long US-controlled reserves of uranium would last, either.

wiki sez:

In 2005, seventeen countries produced concentrated uranium oxides, with Canada (27.9% of world production) and Australia (22.8) being the largest producers and Kazakhstan (10.5), Russia (8.0), Namibia (7.5), Niger (7.4), Uzbekistan (5.5), the United States (2.5), Ukraine (1.9) and China (1.7%) also producing significant amounts.40 Kazakhstan continues to increase production and may become the world’s largest producer of uranium by the year 2009 with an expected production of 12 826 tonnes, compared to Canada with 11 100 tonnes and Australia with 9 430 tonnes.4142 The ultimate supply of uranium is believed to be very large and sufficient for at least the next 85 years35 although some studies indicate underinvestment in the late twentieth century may produce supply problems in the 21st century.43

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 1:21 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Everything is finite.

Even fusion….it just takes a really long time. I seem to recall a published theory on how to recycle “spent” fuel material, but that was long ago.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 18, 2008 4:08 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I posted this a little while ago,

but it sounds like you’d like it: The Last Question, addressing the (very) distant future of man’s energy needs – when he starts to spend down the entropy in the universe.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 4:12 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

it's not the water rights per se that TBP is after ...

… but a massive land/access giveaway via eminent domain by piggybacking the natgas pipeline onto a wind-power corridor. And he’s set himself up as a dealer on both ends of the transaction.

I have no idea about the overall energy picture, but the enterprise as conceived is a confidence scheme.

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 18, 2008 11:42 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Links?

I’m not quite ready to buy this one just yet…

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson

by nevermoor on Aug 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

re: water rights

I know several people that live in Oklahoma and they are convinced that it’s all about water. I would love to know the truth about where he is heading because I am interested in piggybacking some of his $$$$. IMHO- Investing in a plan that solves the energy crisis would be much more valuable than any Microsoft stock.

Looking forward to Spring Training and the hope of another World Series title.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 18, 2008 11:55 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Ball bearings. It's all ball bearings these days.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2008 2:55 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Let's put it on the Underhill's account!

Looking forward to Spring Training and the hope of another World Series title.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 18, 2008 7:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

My impression is that

emissions from power plants are more efficient than from motors in terms of emissions per unit of energy.

The A's colors are green and gold.

by mikeA on Aug 18, 2008 1:07 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That can be true, yes.

But it’s hardly “zero-emissions.” Now throw in the fact that you have to transport that energy (as electricity, accepting line losses) and store that energy (in batteries), as well as use energy for the production/maintenance of the batteries, and I’m not sure how much you actually save. (Seriously, I’m not sure – maybe you come out ahead in that case). But few people actually talk about the true energy cost of using )for example) electricity to power a vehicle.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 1:14 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Economy of scale

There’s a very good chance that power plants are higher efficiency than millions of small gasoline engines.

Also, the arguments you make above are false comparisons. If you want to count emissions from power plants, you have to count them at Refineries. Energy transport via existing power lines (including line loss) will most likely cost and waste less than fuel trucks and oil ships do. Storage is a good point in terms of batteries, but I think the above points clearly outweigh.

by ohmangoAs on Aug 18, 2008 4:35 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Don't forget peak use vs balanced use

If the least efficient plants come on line during peak use hours, overall efficiency is lowered. If recharging happens mostly at night, existing capacity might be more effectively used.

Well, until we have 100 SQ miles of solar cells in the Mojave.

by MobiusKlein on Aug 18, 2008 4:42 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I have been surprised at how efficient

solar cells have become. I know several people who have installed them in their homes and have drastically reduced their power bills. I suppose it helps that I live in the sunny central valley. One guys has dropped his summertime power bill from the 300 dollar range down to 50 bucks. Not bad. I’m wondering if the day is near when all new homes are built standard with solar cells.

"You may glory in a team triumphant, but you fall in love with a team in defeat."--The Boys of Summer

by alox on Aug 18, 2008 4:58 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Report: lost baby whales are stupid, too.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 11:05 AM PDT   0 recs

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Josh Hamilton walked with the bases loaded

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/chi-18-base-extraaug18,0,1175029.story

With the bases loaded and the major leagues’ RBI leader Josh Hamilton representing the tying run Sunday night, Tampa Bay Rays manager Joe Maddon didn’t have too many good options.

With the Rays leading the Rangers 7-3 and two outs in the ninth, Maddon had Grant Balfour intentionally walk Hamilton to force in a run. Maddon then brought in Dan Wheeler, who struck out Marlon Byrd for a 7-4 victory.

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 11:07 AM PDT   0 recs

I thought Josh Hamilton walked with ...

No, I probably shouldn’t go there.

There were a lot of stupid, long confusing words that I’m sure normal people don’t use. @('.')@

by monkeyball on Aug 18, 2008 11:08 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

That Kanye sure is afraid to make controversial statements

“George Bush doesn’t care about…”

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson

by nevermoor on Aug 18, 2008 11:46 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

black puppets

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 12:24 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Nothing says home like Dennis Rader "BTK"

Thanks for the blurb related to a suburb of my hometown. I’m sure those around Seattle are sure proud of the “Green River Killer” too.

Srange story- a local strip club owner named MIchelle of “Michelle’s Beach House” purchased the home of BTK to “help” the rest of Rader’s family. Not sure how things ever came out but that was awful nice of her.

Looking forward to Spring Training and the hope of another World Series title.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 18, 2008 11:34 AM PDT   0 recs

Someone shoot me.

Take me out of my misery.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 18, 2008 11:40 AM PDT   0 recs

Okay, this helped

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 18, 2008 11:43 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

If anyone offers to kill you

at a price then I guarantee I can beat it! Just get back to me because NOBODY beats “The Whiz”

Looking forward to Spring Training and the hope of another World Series title.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 18, 2008 11:43 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Classic

I love how that guy’s acting credits are “The Whiz” and “Artie: The Strongest Man in the World” from the Adventures of Pete and Pete.

Freemont was a baaad choice!!

by dboysick on Aug 18, 2008 11:45 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

He would make a decent Sinatra on a dumbed down

network movie. Hilarious that he his performance was so memorable on Seinfeld. I love when he marches with his arms swinging!

Looking forward to Spring Training and the hope of another World Series title.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 18, 2008 11:59 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Oops... I guess it's "The WIZ" like Diana and Michael's old movie.

Looking forward to Spring Training and the hope of another World Series title.

by ohtobe21likehuston on Aug 18, 2008 12:02 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

But he's been so much more!!

He also played “Stumpy” (aka Papa Cootchie) on HBO’s Carnivale, and evidently he also voices Cotton Hill and Hank’s neighbor Kahn on King of the Hill.

"And Julio Franco is batting right-handed!" -- Wayne Hagin, A's radio play-by-play, mid-80s

by Nick on Aug 18, 2008 12:57 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Check that.

Now I just need someone to check on me in a few hours to make sure I haven’t gone all Heath Ledger.

Mark Ellis: sent down from Heaven to rob Evil of hits and hand out rainbows

by Jennifer on Aug 18, 2008 2:22 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey Jennifer

You still there?

Enjoy the game

by DCinWC on Aug 19, 2008 11:40 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey Jennifer

You still there?

Enjoy the game

by DCinWC on Aug 19, 2008 11:40 AM PDT to parent up   0 recs

Apparently neither of her split personalities

is still here.

I like Cindi. A. She never pretends to know more than she does. B. She has unbridled enthusiasm for her "Hotties," and isn't afraid to show it. -IM4Oakgal

by Nico on Aug 19, 2008 12:51 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't know if I should make a fanpost for this but,

I went to the game yesterday and took a bunch of photos. I even got a couple of Daric’s scar from when he tried to be Greg Louganis. I’m pretty sure it’s his scar/dent/whatever, cause it looks like a bald spot to me.

(115+ more photos here)

Photography page | Flickr

by Kimberly on Aug 18, 2008 12:03 PM PDT   0 recs

did people try out make-a-bobblehead

and I just missed the fireworks? Here is my contribution.

Available in multimedia style.

Make your own.

by Apricot on Aug 18, 2008 12:04 PM PDT   0 recs

I did this and I was a little disappointed

"The two of them deserve each other. One's a born liar, the other's convicted."

by SwampyD on Aug 18, 2008 12:17 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I licked a bobblehead and I liked it.

I hope my boyfriend don’t mind it.

I see a deranged rabbit, on fire, cowering away from a vagina. I await the results of the Rorschaschererer. -Nico

by Leopold Bloom on Aug 18, 2008 1:09 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

I suspect Nico has an opinion about that

perhaps he sees a scatterchart of pitched balls?

by MobiusKlein on Aug 18, 2008 2:32 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs

ps.

Good luck in college, GnGG. Keep your socks high and keep reaching for the stars.

by Apricot on Aug 18, 2008 12:05 PM PDT   0 recs

This Just In!!!

Shockingly, adding a great hitter improves a team’s offense. I’m very surprised by this (sarcastically). John Donovan is very surprised by this (apparently).

"There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want" -Bill Watterson

by nevermoor on Aug 18, 2008 12:08 PM PDT   0 recs

OK, there’s this car commercial they’ve been showing during the Olympics that I don’t understand. A guy is on the phone making dinner reservations for his anniversary, “Yeah, it’s been 6 months!” He’s standing shirtless in his living room, ironing. They cut to some footage of the car, followed by the final shot of the commercial, in which the guy is cleaning a toilet. Huh?

"Don't be an ass!" --Bill King

by batgirl on Aug 18, 2008 12:47 PM PDT   0 recs

I'm glad I'm not the only one baffled by this commercial.

WTF?

Children, until we have taught them better, will be perfectly happy with a seasonal round of games in which conkers succeeds hopscotch.

by salb918 on Aug 18, 2008 12:50 PM PDT to parent up   0 recs